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Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
trump is hilarious tho but gently caress russia

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Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

OatmealRaisin posted:

Jeb is a waste!

Jeb is a big, fat mistake.

mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬

Xandu posted:

Trump on Khizr Khan's speech - “I’d like to hear his wife say something.”

Classy

http://mobile.nytimes.com/2016/07/30/opinion/trumps-thunderbolts.html

scott adams is already on the case

https://twitter.com/ScottAdamsSays/status/759065486978002945

Tayter Swift
Nov 18, 2002

Pillbug

Constant Hamprince posted:

He was about to get dragged to Sweden on rape allegations, stooge or no he was going to take whatever he could get.

Oh no doubt

I wonder what daily life is for the embassy staff then, like does he pay them to get him Domino's on occasion

Al!
Apr 2, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 5 hours!

I am glad Skort Adorbs is still a virgin

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

Xandu posted:

Trump on Khizr Khan's speech - “I’d like to hear his wife say something.”

Classy

http://mobile.nytimes.com/2016/07/30/opinion/trumps-thunderbolts.html

edit: wtf he said the same thing about Bernie

“I think he wanted to go home and go to sleep. I’d like to hear his wife say something. He could have left one of the great legacies, but he made a deal and now he has buyer’s remorse.”

Both women seem a bit young for him

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

Christ, what an rear end in a top hat.

GrimGypsy
Mar 27, 2007

Ghazala Khan spoke tonight when they did an interview on MSNBC. She explained that she can barely look at a pic of her son without sobbing, and she knew she couldn't have given a speech about him - but she apparently helped her husband practice his speech. She came off as extremely genuine and in deep sorrow.

beergod
Nov 1, 2004
NOBODY WANTS TO SEE PICTURES OF YOUR UGLY FUCKING KIDS YOU DIPSHIT

GrimGypsy posted:

Ghazala Khan spoke tonight when they did an interview on MSNBC. She explained that she can barely look at a pic of her son without sobbing, and she knew she couldn't have given a speech about him - but she apparently helped her husband practice his speech. She came off as extremely genuine and in deep sorrow.

I was kind of confused by the husband during the interview. He was talking about revealing the rest of the speech to Lawrence O'Donnell and it sounded kind of conspiracy theory ish to me but I bailed early so I could be totally misreading it. Did that go anywhere?

Fate Accomplice
Nov 30, 2006




beergod posted:

I was kind of confused by the husband during the interview. He was talking about revealing the rest of the speech to Lawrence O'Donnell and it sounded kind of conspiracy theory ish to me but I bailed early so I could be totally misreading it. Did that go anywhere?

Watch the rest of it. Lawrence gives him the floor and Khizr finishes the second half - he asks McConnell and Ryan why they won't repudiate a man who so clearly wants to break the constitution.

MSNBC has the full video, it is worth the time, and kudos to Lawrence for not interrupting.

GrimGypsy
Mar 27, 2007

Yeah, what he^ said. I was a little confused at first, too, but he meant that piece aimed at Ryan & McConnell.

overdesigned
Apr 10, 2003

We are compassion...
Lipstick Apathy
https://twitter.com/Rob_Flaherty/status/759282986001072128

Al!
Apr 2, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 5 hours!
Its really hard to sleep on speed

mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬

patriotic pepe

Tayter Swift
Nov 18, 2002

Pillbug
well at least we know he'll be by the phone at 3am

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Thomas the Dank Engine

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.
i refuse to believe that Trump-train pepe tweet is real. give me the direct link to the @realDonaldTrump account.

mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬

skaboomizzy posted:

i refuse to believe that Trump-train pepe tweet is real. give me the direct link to the @realDonaldTrump account.

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/759282300135809024

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

holy poo poo trump just got me back on the mother loving trump train


TRUMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

Baloogan posted:

holy poo poo trump just got me back on the mother loving trump train


TRUMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Knees don't unbend, dude. I don't care how drunk you were.

Constant Hamprince
Oct 24, 2010

by exmarx
College Slice

This loving Election

Princess Di
Apr 23, 2016

by zen death robot

Try to tell the don that this makes no sense and should not take place in an election.

:smugdon:
We get the leader we deserve.

Or, abuela:

:abuela: :dealwithit:

Kazzah
Jul 15, 2011

Formerly known as
Krazyface
Hair Elf

Please use his correct name, Dilbert.

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
Scott Adams just wants attention because he so desires a verified Twitter account.

Al!
Apr 2, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 5 hours!
Wish it were an x

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


cams posted:

hahahahahahahahahahahha i am not just typing that laughter derisively, your post legitimately made me laugh out loud at several points
hahahahahahahahahahahah

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

"i am not just typing that laughter derisively, your post legitimately made me laugh out loud at several points"

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

logikv9 posted:

Scott Adams just wants attention because he so desires a verified Twitter account.

Don't they give verification to anyone who wants it now?

Fix
Jul 26, 2005

NEWT THE MOON

Zeroisanumber posted:

Knees don't unbend, dude. I don't care how drunk you were.

That's like, half of what knees do.

overdesigned
Apr 10, 2003

We are compassion...
Lipstick Apathy

Jewel Repetition posted:

Don't they give verification to anyone who wants it now?

there's still some kind of minimum standard / vetting / curation process, you can just request that you be considered now. Before it was just "hope twitter decides to like me"

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

Fix posted:

That's like, half of what knees do.

They also get shot, motherfucker

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
hahahah both candiadates are hilariously historically horrible

trump is cool and new and leet and at one point he wooted for newted

ugh hillary

but seriously : gently caress russia
im okay with being chill with russia
but like asking russia to get involved is like a bridge too loving far

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

Baloogan posted:

hahahah both candiadates are hilariously historically horrible

trump is cool and new and leet and at one point he wooted for newted

ugh hillary

but seriously : gently caress russia
im okay with being chill with russia
but like asking russia to get involved is like a bridge too loving far

He's been surrounded by friends of the Kremlin for months now. His campaign manager helped elect a pro-Russia, anti-democracy dictator in the Ukraine. His Russia adviser has extensive ties to Gazprom. His campaign made the GOP soften language about the invasion of Crimea in the platform. He's either a paid-off Russian agent or such an enormous dipshit that he's an unintentional stooge.

All this was true before he said that stupid poo poo about the hacking.

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler

overdesigned posted:

there's still some kind of minimum standard / vetting / curation process, you can just request that you be considered now. Before it was just "hope twitter decides to like me"

Scott Adams: Author of Dilbert, introspective commentator, verified Twitter personality, manipulator of linguistic killshots. RT does not mean endorsement.

Powered Descent
Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.


I'm the "middle-class" person pulling down four hundred ninety nine loving thousand dollars a year.

I wish

MaxNV
Jan 3, 2011


I dunno if it's been posted but the (failing) NY Times has this work of art on their site.

http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2016/01/28/upshot/donald-trump-twitter-insults.html

beergod
Nov 1, 2004
NOBODY WANTS TO SEE PICTURES OF YOUR UGLY FUCKING KIDS YOU DIPSHIT

MaxNV posted:

I dunno if it's been posted but the (failing) NY Times has this work of art on their site.

http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2016/01/28/upshot/donald-trump-twitter-insults.html

Oh my god. He's such a vile piece of poo poo. This is incredible.

mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬

MaxNV posted:

I dunno if it's been posted but the (failing) NY Times has this work of art on their site.

http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2016/01/28/upshot/donald-trump-twitter-insults.html

its a good archive

Chimp_On_Stilts
Aug 31, 2004
Holy Hell.

The best part is that the PatrioticPepe account which originally tweeted this appears to be a bot.

You'll note that PatrioticPepe is frequently one of the first responders to any Trump tweet -- including the retweet of PatrioticPepe! The responses are inhumanly fast and are likely bots looking to ride on Trump's visibility.

So, Trump isn't even retweeting a real person. He's retweeting a bot which itself just pukes up prewritten pablum.

gregday
May 23, 2003

We have to get him to retweet DeepDrumpf

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Sulphagnist
Oct 10, 2006

WARNING! INTRUDERS DETECTED

MaxNV posted:

I dunno if it's been posted but the (failing) NY Times has this work of art on their site.

http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2016/01/28/upshot/donald-trump-twitter-insults.html

Poor Jim Gilmore didn't even get insulted by Trump.

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