Rorobb posted:

Business Gorillas posted:

just as a heads up, i tinder correctly by swiping right on absolutely everyone and then ignoring the people i match with that are gross

blarzgh posted:

"I Live for Halloween(I desperately look forward to the one day a year where I get to dress like a fat, slutty master chief or whatever)" is the hidden gem of this profile.

Business Gorillas posted:

just as a heads up, i tinder correctly by swiping right on absolutely everyone and then ignoring the people i match with that are gross

darkhand posted:

i've heard doing this puts you into the ugly side of the algorithm and hides the hotties.

darkhand posted:

i've heard doing this puts you into the ugly side of the algorithm and hides the hotties.

Business Gorillas posted:

even if that's true they weren't swiping you right anyways

blarzgh posted:

"I Live for Halloween(I desperately look forward to the one day a year where I get to dress like a fat, slutty master chief or whatever)" is the hidden gem of this profile.

Khorne posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91sAMYV7BJY

Profondo Rosso posted:

from a few pages back, but if a 10 year old locked me out of my house and told me they were going to torture my dog id dropkick that motherfucker

Tricky D posted:

How? You're locked outside of your house.

dog buttz posted:

Also how the gently caress do you keep dating poly people accidentally? That seems like one of those things that comes up pretty drat quick.

Lutha Mahtin posted:

I have a couple acquaintances who are into the polyamory thing. The way they describe the scene, it sounds like it's full of people who are into stuff like D&D, Ren Faire/SCA, nerdy board games, theater, paganism. So maybe this gal just has an attraction radar pointing her toward dudes who are statistically more likely to be poly? idk

Xaris posted:

I don't get how people are pagan in 2016.

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Most things about him are good, we get along fine as long as we live seperately(I like my own space and have 2 kids to care for).

But I cannot begin to let myself forgive all the pain, the stress, and the antibiotics I've had to pay for over the course of two years.

Is this disregard for my needs something I should find a way to forgive? A friend suggested I put hot sauce on his penis once a month or so for 2 years so he can feel the suffering too, but I'm not into vengeance. I just don't know how to forgive him for this..

Tldr; bf stuck scented body/had lotion in and around my vag after reminding him constantly I'm scent sensitive.
Edit: thanks to those who have actually answered the question I asked, sorry to those who have to be near people who are ignorant to other people's sensitivities allergies, and my bad for asking a question that required some compassion for a womans issue from a seemingly male dominated forum.

zakharov posted:

This thread is better when people are posting funny content and not trying to turn it into Awkward/Ugly/Gross.

Here's one where someone has a legitimate beef but takes "revenge" way too far

I (35f) have been telling my bf(38m) of 2ish years I'm scent sensitive and cannot use perfume soaps or lotions on my body, especially neary vagina, I have spent 2 years suffering on and off with uti's because he has been using scented body lotion and never once thought it may be the cause

Lutha Mahtin posted:

I have a couple acquaintances who are into the polyamory thing. The way they describe the scene, it sounds like it's full of people who are into stuff like D&D, Ren Faire/SCA, nerdy board games, theater, paganism. So maybe this gal just has an attraction radar pointing her toward dudes who are statistically more likely to be poly? idk

Cthulu Carl posted:

How the gently caress would scented soap cause an infection needing antibiotics

Cthulu Carl posted:

How the gently caress would scented soap cause an infection needing antibiotics

Business Gorillas posted:

just as a heads up, i tinder correctly by swiping right on absolutely everyone and then ignoring the people i match with that are gross

Zzulu posted:

I smelled my own fart once and got super high

vyst posted:

The best high

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A little bit of backstory that is probably relevant: I grew up with two siblings, an older and younger brother. Our age gaps are fairly large, I'm 6 years younger and 5 years older. As a result, we're not very close. We get along just fine and I love my brothers and all, but we don't really "hang out". Especially since my younger bro is at school in NY and my older brother and I live on the west coast.

My fiancé, John, on the other hand, has one sister who is a year older than him. They are incredibly close. I mean extremely close. They are each others best friend and they do everything together. For example, his sister stayed behind and worked while John finished high school so that they could go off to (the same) college together and finish together. They lived in an apartment together, they took all the same classes and have the same major, got jobs at the same company, and are now working together and have been since they graduated.

Which brings us to present day: John and I met my sophomore year of college. We dated for 3 years and our now engaged. I love him with all my heart. He's a great man and I want to spend the rest of my life with him. But his relationship with his sister is starting to irk me. I think they are too close and it's causing us problems. John says that they have a normal sibling relationship and that's how people with close siblings behave. And I wouldn't understand because I don't have that with my brothers. I'm gonna lay out some examples of what I think is weird:

- John lived with her their entire lives, even in college and after. They frequently shared a bed and cuddled together while watching movies, which I guess is normal, maybe...but I definitely don't do that with my brothers. When I wanted to move in with him, he actually just assumed his sister would be coming along, too. When I said no, just the two of us, he put off moving in until I had to practically beg him.

- If I don't make concrete plans with him, he goes to his sister to hang. So we'll both be at work, and I'll think we'll go home and have dinner/relax together. I'll get home at around 6 and he's no where to be seen. I text him, and he says since I didn't say we had plans he went ahead and went out for drinks with his sister, or is eating dinner at her place.

- He has told me that when we have kids, we will have no other babysitter than his sister. She wants to be the fun aunt and be involved in their lives. And when she has kids, our two families will grow up together. I'm all for familial bonding and being close, but I think the way he talks about it is a bit excessive.

- I have never met John's parents without his sister around. And I get she's part of the family, but I think it's normal to meet your future in-laws one-on-one (or with your future spouse, obviously), and not with the entire family.

- Every vacation we've gone on, big or small, far or near, unless I have explicitly said it's just for the two of us, John has invited his sister. And she always comes.

There are other things, but I think those are the major things. I guess I just need to know: is this normal? Am I the weird one here? What do I do about all of this?

Poonerman posted:

My fiancé [25M] and his sister [26F] are incredibly close. I [24F] think it's straining our relationship but he just says I don't understand.


reddit, im engaged to a wonderful man who's in love with his sister

"I [13M posted:

lost my mum's [42F] credit card and she's very angry."]
Before I start I know i have full responsibility of what happened and i feel very guilty.
My mum let me use her credit card to buy a video game, Overwatch, and i did.
She trusted me 1000000% and said I was becoming an adult.
When i came back my mum told me to give her, her oyster card, change and her credit ( or debit, I don't know the difference).
I thought the credit card was in the holder, the place to put your cards, but as my mother found out, it wasn't.
As she was going to work I tried to apologise profusely, but she just said leave me be when she went to work right now.
I want to how to show her that I'm very sorry and how to make it up to her.
Any suggestions and advice?
tl;dr: I lost my mums credit card and i want to make it up to her.

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UPDATE: Because I don't know how link stuff on mobile ( idiot) I had a cleaning spree, no attitude, helped with neighbours and made her very comfortable.
When i told her about my post she started to cry and bear hugged me ( good kind) and she started to say she can never be really cross with me and just cradled me( really embarrassing ngl) and sent downstairs with a pirates of the carribean inside Joke!
BUT I JUST WANT TO SAY THANKS TO ALL U GUYS AND MADE ME LAUGH SO THAT'S A PLUS, and that aside see ya
tl;dr had a somewhat heartfelt talk and alls well, instead me banned from Call of Duty for a day lol

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When I wanted to move in with him, he actually just assumed his sister would be coming along, too. When I said no, just the two of us, he put off moving in until I had to practically beg him.