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Wireless earbuds aren't even like a new thing and $79 isn't particularly cheap. I don't get how some of this stuff gets funded.
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# ? Jul 30, 2016 23:58 |
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CommunistPancake posted:https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/876321144/fireflies-affordable-wire-free-earbuds The woman from the video preview looks really concerned about these earbuds
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# ? Jul 31, 2016 00:19 |
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BattleMaster posted:It depends on if they're just reselling something you can find on Alibaba They're not even loving trying: http://www.alibaba.com/product-detail/X1T-2016-New-Technology-True-Wireless_60486821823.html?spm=a2700.7724838.0.0.91aTOX&s=p They'll hit a loving million too for gently caress's sake.
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# ? Jul 31, 2016 00:32 |
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Sometimes I wish I didn't have scruples
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# ? Jul 31, 2016 00:47 |
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BattleMaster posted:Sometimes I wish I didn't have scruples sometimes I wish I had $10k to blow on some poo poo off alibaba and the UPSELL THE EVER LIVING gently caress OUT OF IT
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# ? Jul 31, 2016 00:50 |
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BattleMaster posted:Sometimes I wish I didn't have scruples my problem is not so much scruples as i'd think "nah there's no way people would give me millions for this"
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# ? Jul 31, 2016 01:05 |
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Iron Prince posted:sometimes I wish I had $10k to blow on some poo poo off alibaba and the UPSELL THE EVER LIVING gently caress OUT OF IT Well the best part of Kickstarter is that people give you the money in advance of you delivering the product, so you can claim that the shipping times from China are actually R&D working on the product or something.
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# ? Jul 31, 2016 01:05 |
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BattleMaster posted:Well the best part of Kickstarter is that people give you the money in advance of you delivering the product, so you can claim that the shipping times from China are actually R&D working on the product or something. Really, KS did a great job completely disrupting entrepreneurship by moving all the risks from the "entrepreneur" to the customer. I have no moral issues taking advantage of it, the biggest problem is this too: Groovelord Neato posted:my problem is not so much scruples as i'd think "nah there's no way people would give me millions for this"
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# ? Jul 31, 2016 01:41 |
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Too lazy and forgetful to apply/reapply sunscreen? Perhaps what you need is a pod-based wrist applicator No idea if the tiny amount it dispenses in each image is considered one "dose" or not.
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# ? Jul 31, 2016 03:38 |
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I just can't get enough of loving pods!
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# ? Jul 31, 2016 03:44 |
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Germstore posted:I just can't get enough of loving pods! loving lol, this shits too advanced to be refillable.
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# ? Jul 31, 2016 03:59 |
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Chemical-free sunscreen, made with chemical-free minerals.
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# ? Jul 31, 2016 04:05 |
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Explosive Tampons posted:Unicode emojis are dumb enough as is. Pepperidge Farm remembers when emojis mostly had a purpose and weren't just glorified, standardized emoticons from another corner of the globe which people didn't notice for a decade.
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# ? Jul 31, 2016 04:12 |
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Knightmere posted:Too lazy and forgetful to apply/reapply sunscreen? If you follow the American Academy of Dermatology recommended amount of sunscreen (1 oz) you would need like 10 pods every 2 hours, more if you sweat or get wet at all Hub Cat has a new favorite as of 05:53 on Jul 31, 2016 |
# ? Jul 31, 2016 05:48 |
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Update on Star Citizen.
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# ? Jul 31, 2016 06:01 |
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Tiberius Thyben posted:Update on Star Citizen. I always feel bad when I talk to people who are invested in this flaming garbage heap.
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# ? Jul 31, 2016 12:20 |
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Shame on you for not seeing the genius design of this future fan, sooner or later all fans will work like that.
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# ? Jul 31, 2016 12:37 |
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^^^ Looks like somebody just mess up the axis for rotation transform, did it not get fixed or something? Groovelord Neato posted:my problem is not so much scruples as i'd think "nah there's no way people would give me millions for this" Ok so this, I'm 100% sure, would get a ton of "press" mentions and pull millions in KS from the IoT crowd and general millennials. Just make a few polished videos of hipsters monitoring their balcony mini-tomato and herb plantations for healthy sustainable living: http://www.banggood.com/Original-Xiaomi-4-in-1-Flower-Plant-Light-Temperature-Tester-Garden-Soil-Moisture-Nutrient-Monitor-p-1068369.html Too bad it's made by a well known brand, Xiaomi, so just re-branding it (probably) won't fly.
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# ? Jul 31, 2016 18:37 |
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I question the "well-known" status of the Xiaomi brand.
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# ? Jul 31, 2016 18:46 |
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Is that some weird way to say Konami? All jokes aside, hipsters are loving idiots and you can sell them anything if you use the right buzzwords. I do have some snake oil around here. Excuse me, I mean artisanal, non GMO, hand squeezed, all natural reptillian booster. It even comes with its own app. Why? You figure it out.
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# ? Jul 31, 2016 19:02 |
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fishmech posted:I question the "well-known" status of the Xiaomi brand. It's well known enough that it'd get called out immediately.
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# ? Jul 31, 2016 19:32 |
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mobby_6kl posted:Ok so this, I'm 100% sure, would get a ton of "press" mentions and pull millions in KS from the IoT crowd and general millennials. Just make a few polished videos of hipsters monitoring their balcony mini-tomato and herb plantations for healthy sustainable living: Just add one more bullshit feature to it. Label it "chemical-free".
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# ? Jul 31, 2016 19:38 |
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CommunistPancake posted:https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/876321144/fireflies-affordable-wire-free-earbuds http://www.ksl.com/?sid=40763362&nid=1012&title=2-utah-companies-bringing-wireless-earbud-innovation-to-the-world Just googling ksl kickstart, you'll find lots of Utah based kickstarter that get free advertisement.
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# ? Jul 31, 2016 20:00 |
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PathAsc posted:It's well known enough that it'd get called out immediately. Yeah it's not super huge outside of China yet but I do have their Yi camera and a friend of mine has one of the phones. In China itself they're one of the biggest tech brands with their own fanboys ,and not at all an anonymous factory in Shenzhen. Harveygod posted:Just add one more bullshit feature to it. Label it "chemical-free". iPhone! I forgot to mention the iPhone too. Chemical and GMO-free way to organically garden with your iPhone!
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# ? Jul 31, 2016 21:46 |
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mobby_6kl posted:^^^ If you can find it, Xiaomi's factory (or maybe even Xiaomi themselves) will probably rebrand and reshape it for you.
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# ? Jul 31, 2016 23:12 |
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mobby_6kl posted:They're not even loving trying: i dont think you understand. they have UNPARALLED COMFORT OKAY
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# ? Aug 1, 2016 02:18 |
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Knightmere posted:Too lazy and forgetful to apply/reapply sunscreen? Huh, a pod-based sunscreen applicator for the wrist? Like, it sprays it out as a mist at intervals or something? I can't see why anybody would need that. *clicks link* It... It's a small tube of regular-old sunscreen. It just squeezes it out into your hands like a regular thing. Who could possibly need this?
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# ? Aug 1, 2016 19:23 |
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stringball posted:Is there anyone with a bear simulator avatar still from when the guy came in and lots of people believed very hard in bear simulator
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# ? Aug 1, 2016 19:36 |
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SpacePig posted:Huh, a pod-based sunscreen applicator for the wrist? Like, it sprays it out as a mist at intervals or something? I can't see why anybody would need that. The person who invented this never used sunscreen
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# ? Aug 1, 2016 19:38 |
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The person who gets enough sun to need sunscreen at hand at all times, but not enough to need more than a tiny bit.
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# ? Aug 1, 2016 19:54 |
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I bet that thing takes a huge amount of force to get a little sunscreen after the first 20% of the sunscreen is used.
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# ? Aug 1, 2016 19:59 |
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Germstore posted:I bet that thing takes a huge amount of force to get a little sunscreen after the first 20% of the sunscreen is used. Getting out even as much as is in the gif seemed to take a bit of effort. I can't imagine getting more that 20% of the sunscreen out period. e: The more I look at the gif, the more it looks like they're lifting it to their lips off-screen. It's really weird.
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# ? Aug 1, 2016 20:08 |
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SpacePig posted:Huh, a pod-based sunscreen applicator for the wrist? Like, it sprays it out as a mist at intervals or something? I can't see why anybody would need that. Why are they wearing rings on their middle fingers?
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# ? Aug 1, 2016 20:14 |
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So, you've got a watch on one wrist, a fitbit on the other, and then you're gonna stack this goober thing on top. Just get a purse/bag or learn to leave a bottle of sunscreen in your car you loving goobers.
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# ? Aug 1, 2016 20:22 |
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But but that would ruin my everyday carry essentials, I need more garbage strapped to me like a Centurion action figure to function in real world
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# ? Aug 1, 2016 20:29 |
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MayoNeeZ is your must-have companion when it comes to on-the-go snacking. The fashionable wristband allows you to pop-in fresh mayo capsules for any outdoor activity.
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# ? Aug 1, 2016 20:44 |
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Please support my new wrist ketchup dispenser kickstarter. Stretch goals include mustard and mayo pods.
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# ? Aug 1, 2016 21:25 |
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SpacePig posted:The more I look at the gif, the more it looks like they're lifting it to their lips off-screen. It's really weird. I had to squint not to see that.
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# ? Aug 1, 2016 21:30 |
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Germstore posted:I bet that thing takes a huge amount of force to get a little sunscreen after the first 20% of the sunscreen is used. It doesn't even matter because there's only room for 2 squirts of sunscreen. Who the gently caress wants that? You'd have to carry around dozens of the pods, and then you'd have all these empty pods you have to clean and refill every time you want to go to the beach. Carrying a single bottle is massively more convenient.
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# ? Aug 1, 2016 23:38 |
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Zaphod42 posted:refill Someone's not thinking the Kickstarter Way.
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# ? Aug 2, 2016 00:11 |