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The unfair consequences of actual rape victims coming forward makes throwing out rape accusations falsely really insane. There is a huge chance the woman who cries rape just gets slut shamed like the women out there who actually did get raped, on top of the added shaming when they finally fess up to all of it. I'm not saying it never happens, but I feel like the few times it does is obviously out of mental illness.
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Prostatic fluid isn't pee you benighted goon
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kaschei posted:Prostatic fluid isn't pee you benighted goon oh my god is he talking about massaging his prostate when he says hands free?
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It is physically impossible to pee during orgasm unless you've hosed up your sphincters via retroejaculation (which, if you're venturing into the forbidden techniques of masturbation, I guess you might've done). If 'hands free' method involved putting something in your butt, it made your prostate make a lot of precum (prostatic fluid). You can hold a lot of this in the pipe between your prostate and urethra, but not nearly as much as you can have of urine in your bladder. This is also basically the same fluid women ejaculate if they squirt.
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That's assuming he actually was orgasming, which he probably was not
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kaschei posted:It is physically impossible to pee during orgasm unless you've hosed up your sphincters via retroejaculation (which, if you're venturing into the forbidden techniques of masturbation, I guess you might've done). Omg goon knowing poo poo
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kaschei posted:retroejaculation I googled this and didn't really want to click on many of the links but I suspect some of them might have just been 70s porn 
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in my brief research i thought it was just the dude twerking his nipples to cum i sadly did not performed the forbidden masturbatory ritual myself because i didnt want to watch the whole video and i have no nipples
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Jul 31, 2016 04:07
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handless coitus wizard please confess a followup
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can u seriously cum just from tweakin ur nips
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Profondo Rosso posted:can u seriously cum just from tweakin ur nips I'm doing it riiight noowwww
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i've been reading through the previous threads and i think i now know why sa is dying. it's because everyone here is on the verge of suicide and most posters have probably killed themselves. in another year i will be the last living goon. and then i will have to kill myself too
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I've done the handless orgasm before... It's a hypnosis tape that makes you do a bunch of male kegels while you're zonked out imagining some sexual scenarios. You need a rather strong control of your imagination plus plenty of time and patience, and even then the hypnosis files themselves also tend to come with a lot of extra hypnodomme baggage added onto the mix so I wouldn't really recommend it over just jerking it analog unless you truly do enjoy torturing yourself. The brain is the most erogenous zone of the body, mind you. 
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Please just jerk off if you want to jerk off, unless you are about to have real sex you're only wasting your own time otherwise Your time is valuable, please do not give it to Hands-Free Orgasm Hypno Session #45267
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Profondo Rosso posted:can u seriously cum just from tweakin ur nips ive seen a woman so it i guess a guy could
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SniperWoreConverse posted:hypnoload Very nice 
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Vargs posted:i've been reading through the previous threads and i think i now know why sa is dying. it's because everyone here is on the verge of suicide and most posters have probably killed themselves. in another year i will be the last living goon. and then i will have to kill myself too I didn't want to kill myself until I read your depressing post. CJacobs posted:Please just jerk off if you want to jerk off, unless you are about to have real sex you're only wasting your own time otherwise Are you saying that if I'm about to have real sex (which I'm not, this is purely hypothetical) I should do the hands-free orgasm thing?? Or just you know, wait? The latter would make more sense but I don't know much about this hands-free thing so maybe doing it before having real sex is good for some reason??? Profondo Rosso posted:can u seriously cum just from tweakin ur nips Having my nipples tweaked or sucked doesn't do anything for me, should I apply electricity? I have a variable power supply here, please advise what current and voltage to use.
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Buttcoin purse posted:Having my nipples tweaked or sucked doesn't do anything for me, should I apply electricity? I have a variable power supply here, please advise what current and voltage to use. Speaking of electricity, during a quick google search to find out what method the confessor was hinting at, I stumbled across this:  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Erotic_electrostimulationIf anyone reading this had any experience using this method, please send in your confessions. H.H fucked around with this message at 14:15 on Jul 31, 2016 |
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quote:I moved to California at the end of the year last year and I hate it. Everyone from California is a tryhard idiot. If I have to go to another lovely "hip" restaurant that is only open from 4-6 every other Saturday and only serves small plates I'm going to flip my poo poo. quote:I'm recovering from an anxiety disorder (I go to therapy and it's helping a bunch) and I want to get comfortable with approaching people. I've gotten to the point where I can carry on a conversation without much worry but starting one is the hard part. The main problem I have is coming off as an awkward creep and being rejected/laughed at. I know I'm awkward due to the lack of social skills brought on by the anxiety problems and I also know that the only way I can get better is to continue working on it. It's hard and I'm frustrated because I'm also very lonely (which I'm sure isn't a surprise) so there's also the matter of desperation that I have a hard time controlling. I know desperation puts people off and makes it harder. Again, it's a thing I'm trying to control but it's difficult.
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H.H posted:Speaking of electricity, during a quick google search to find out what method the confessor was hinting at, I stumbled across this: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Erotic_electrostimulation lol that's there's a boob with an electrode on it in that article."Some units can be connected to remote operators via an Internet-connected computer": CLICK HERE to electrocute my dilz. Anyway anonymous confession: I have in fact had one of those electric machines hooked up to my body - by a physiotherapist who wanted to fix my back. I didn't think for a moment that I'd like that sensation to be applied to my dick.
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Buttcoin purse posted:lol that's This reminds me that my favourite word is, in fact, "teledildonics".
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:teledildonics  
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@social anxiety goon If you arent a lard beast you could start working out andthan bitches will be in to you
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Waroduce posted:@social anxiety goon Note: this also works if you are a lard beast it just takes longer. Also tell your lady friend about your anxiety and how you having trouble trying to date. Maybe she has friends. She's a friend. Tell her poo poo.
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it's easy to cum hands free just have your tulpa do the deed god bless
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Bombadilillo posted:Note: this also works if you are a lard beast it just takes longer. Yeah, she'll probably be able to help you out a lot with this stuff. And it will make you two closer.
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Bombadilillo posted:Note: this also works if you are a lard beast it just takes longer. Lol, yeah. This is like a guy complaining that he can't find any milk and all he has is this drat cow living in his yard. An extroverted female friend is probably more helpful than staying socially retarded but getting swole.
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Also she has a fiancee, and that guy might know single women too; networking! Hopefully anon gets invited to their wedding (sounds like it, if she's latched onto him this much) which is another good opportunity to meet people. I think anon probably doesn't realize even the guys that seem to pick up women effortlessly still get rejected and laughed in their face, they just don't let that get to them.
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quote:I really hate blowjobs, teeth being near my dick freaks me out. quote:It's me. 9/11 goon. To answer the one goon-- no, I don't get off on it. I'm fascinated by it, yes, but it holds no sort of sexual gratification for me of any kind. I guess I'm abosorbing the history of it all? And the one goon is right when they say what compelling television it was. So much poo poo was reported incorrectly, though (car bomb exploded outside the State Department, Camp David attacked, fire on Washington Mall, etc). I guess I can understand how it was with so much going on and a story like nobody had ever seen before and everyone was jumpy. Fifteen years later, though, it makes me cringe. And, of course, FOX News was FOX News, even back then.
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ScratchAndSniff posted:Lol, yeah. This is like a guy complaining that he can't find any milk and all he has is this drat cow living in his yard. An extroverted female friend is probably more helpful than staying socially retarded but getting swole. It's a 'normal' socially learning dude (think teenager, but age doesn't matter) to view the lady friend as a potential partner instead of viewing them as a friend. Which in his case is amazingly great to not be scared of women, but he's not looking at the positives. It literally might not have occured to him to not try-to-get-with-her. Women are not your enemies or targets goon. They just people with alt-junk.
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quote:I was wrong and she decided one morning a few months ago to wake me up with a blowjob. Half-conscious, the sensation of teeth on my penis caused me to reflexively knee her in the stomach and she almost bit my dick off. Now that's true love
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the guy who doesn't like blowjobs should suicide way harder than any of the sadbrains.
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The 9/11 guy should fire up a copy of Microsoft flight sim from back in the day and see if he can nail the timing of the 2nd strike to his radio broadcasts.
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9/11 goon you should check out Art Bell's 9/11 coverage on Coast to Coast AM. It's good poo poo
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CJacobs posted:Now that's true love no she's trying to sever and he isn't getting the hint EL BROMANCE posted:The 9/11 guy should fire up a copy of Microsoft flight sim from back in the day and see if he can nail the timing of the 2nd strike to his radio broadcasts. 
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California dude you are fat
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