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BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy

mlmp08 posted:

Dusters and quad-50s giving hell to a guy who kept showing up in the night and popping off a handful of AK rounds into a US base, then running off. They aren't sure they killed him, but found blood the next morning, and he never came back.


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Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



WE'LL MARCH A WHOLE COLUMN OF RAINBOW WARRIORS RIGHT THROUGH RED SQUARE AND RIGHT UP OLD PUTIN'S rear end AND THAT'S A GODDAMNED PROMISE

*CRACKS A BEER OPEN VIOLENTLY AND CHUGS IT INEFFICIENTLY*

Decius
Oct 14, 2005

Ramrod XTreme

gingrich posted:

the take that is too hot for even trump to make is that more american troops have been killed by muslim-american troops than muslim-american troops have died in combat



Would be nice if you credit the source instead of making it look like your own hot take. Also more soldiers have been killed by cars than by enemy fire in the last 20 years.

Also it is based on a 5 year old study, apparently nobody bothered to track the deaths of Muslim-American soldiers since then.

Decius fucked around with this message at 08:17 on Jul 31, 2016

Mia Wasikowska
Oct 7, 2006

if only more muslim soldiers had been killed the optics of this would be so much better. drat. drat!

TwinsensRevenge
Aug 13, 2013

if Trump's America becomes reality, does this mean Duke Nukem Forever can be re categorized as non-fiction?

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib

Baloogan posted:

and now hillary clinton will import every mexican rapist and terrorist just out of spite

fully open borders to have globalism erode away everything good

america basically hasnt contributed anything outside of the gutbuster steakhouse or efficient genocide

so mexicans getting to take over and spread their legitimate culture and better food is probably for thebest

edit: like why is there no national slavery memorial in dc, slavery was like the holocaust times 1000 and we have a holocause museum but we don't have a native genocide memorial or national slavery memorial

pathetic little tramp fucked around with this message at 08:23 on Jul 31, 2016

Fulchrum
Apr 16, 2013

by R. Guyovich

MaxNV posted:

Really wondering what kinda sweet gig Pence got offered after this is over to convince him to jump on the Trump grenade.
Not having to live in Indiana anymore.

QuasarIntheMist
Sep 4, 2011

FYI, that Virginia poll has Trump up 13% among 18-29 year-olds, and only losing the 65+ age bracket, so...

stuffed crust punk
Oct 8, 2004

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Demod boosted so I can block him, like he recommends the people he probates

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

El Pollo Blanco
Jun 12, 2013

by sebmojo

QuasarIntheMist posted:

FYI, that Virginia poll has Trump up 13% among 18-29 year-olds, and only losing the 65+ age bracket, so...

How the gently caress is this even a poll that should be released?

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

Regular Nintendo posted:

Also boosted pls put a gun in your mouth and do the needful

the gently caress?

point of return
Aug 13, 2011

by exmarx
the "you can't ignore mods" thing should be waived for IKs because the point of IKs is that they are dumb and bad because this is a dumb and bad forum

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

Regular Nintendo posted:

Demod boosted so I can block him, like he recommends the people he probates

Also boosted pls put a gun in your mouth and do the needful

I was going to tell Baloogan he's Ricky from the trailer park show but this is gross, jesus christ

Mandatory Assembly
May 25, 2008

it's time to get juche
Lipstick Apathy

Regular Nintendo posted:

Demod boosted so I can block him, like he recommends the people he probates

Also boosted pls put a gun in your mouth and do the needful

This thread is funny and good when people aren't baiting Boosted into seppuku.

If you're going to compromise your principled opposition to fascism by spewing hatred at sad little men at least try to work a dank meme into it somewhere, for the sake of this dead gay comedy forum

Mandatory Assembly fucked around with this message at 09:18 on Jul 31, 2016

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

Constant Hamprince posted:

on the one hand joementum is right in that this is still a competitive race and we shouldn't act like it's a guaranteed landslide, but on the other hand it's no mystery why the guy from burlington is peeved that hillary is the nominee and would like to act like it's her fault instead of the fault of the deep dark throbbing recesses of the middle american psyche that yearns for a fat orange clown president who will make the mexicans go away

It's easy to make the case that it's at least partially her fault since she has some of the lowest approval ratings ever (although slightly higher now according to the PPPoll.)

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

Baloogan posted:

as soon as she is in office shes gonna be all about TPP all the time, cackling about how she 'fooled' everyone into thinking she was against it

Yeah, it's kind of funny, when some campaign staffer leaked that she was going to flip flop on the TPP once she was in office it took me a second to even realize why that was a big deal because it was already so obvious.

the paradigm shift
Jan 18, 2006

Regular Nintendo posted:

Demod boosted so I can block him, like he recommends the people he probates

Also boosted pls put a gun in your mouth and do the needful

Baloogan posted:

the gently caress?

Finally found the step too far for baloogan

MadJackal
Apr 30, 2004

pathetic little tramp posted:

america basically hasnt contributed anything outside of the gutbuster steakhouse or efficient genocide

so mexicans getting to take over and spread their legitimate culture and better food is probably for thebest

edit: like why is there no national slavery memorial in dc, slavery was like the holocaust times 1000 and we have a holocause museum but we don't have a native genocide memorial or national slavery memorial

Boy howdy is this some dumb poo poo.

Please identify as a communist or whatever ever-purer subgroup so you don't associate with sane Democrats.

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

the paradigm shift posted:

Finally found the step too far for baloogan

i only wish death upon the enemies of america / western civilization etc

boosted is a romney supporting cuck who refuses to wear the hat but id like to buy him a drink or two and talk trump

UrbicaMortis
Feb 16, 2012

Hmm, how shall I post today?

Epic High Five posted:

Strongbow gently caress yea

From pages back but I sincerely hope this post was ironic.

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme
this song is about Boosted

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1yy9kVQW_E

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

Montasque posted:



That is of course if he loses. If he wins America should be sunk into the ocean.

and deservedly so

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

Al! posted:

eat eachother out more likely

:q:

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
im beer buzzed and i just want to share this again
https://soundcloud.com/baloogan/trumio-loop5

its the trump organization music loop

Tainen
Jan 23, 2004

pathetic little tramp posted:

Kaine was such a wet fart pick if he can't deliver Virginia what's the point.

https://twitter.com/mitchellreports/status/759614177103273988

https://twitter.com/finneyk/status/759617327046549504

Tainen fucked around with this message at 12:11 on Jul 31, 2016

Darth Windu
Mar 17, 2009

by Smythe
Lmao

kitten emergency
Jan 13, 2008

get meow this wack-ass crystal prison

tim kaine owns

Goatse James Bond
Mar 28, 2010

If you see me posting please remind me that I have Charlie Work in the reports forum to do instead

Baloogan posted:

i only wish death upon the enemies of america / western civilization etc

:ohdear:

Goatse James Bond
Mar 28, 2010

If you see me posting please remind me that I have Charlie Work in the reports forum to do instead

Aliquid posted:

so is statistical analysis good or bad

It's good but can be used for evil, much like cheddar cheese and the internet.

A New Dad
Nov 10, 2012

I SHOULD FUCK OFF BACK TO C-SPAM
https://twitter.com/MorningConsult/status/759705421636440066

Clinton: 43%
Trump: 40%

A 7 point shift towards Clinton from July 22-24.

Nitrousoxide
May 30, 2011

do not buy a oneplus phone



Haha, what a piece of poo poo.

http://www.denverpost.com/2016/07/30/donald-trump-criticism-fire-marshal/

Piquai Souban
Mar 21, 2007

Manque du respect: toujours.
Triple bas cinq: toujours.

Donald Trump is the living embodiment of that Raylan Givens quote from Justified:

quote:

You ever hear of the saying "you run into an rear end in a top hat in the morning, you ran into an rear end in a top hat; you run into assholes all day, you're the rear end in a top hat."

mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/759734698415312897

Zelder
Jan 4, 2012

A New Dad posted:

https://twitter.com/MorningConsult/status/759705421636440066

Clinton: 43%
Trump: 40%

A 7 point shift towards Clinton from July 22-24.

17% still undecided/"going third party"

smh America

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
The classiest, most luxurious campaign, let me tell you. Other campaigns are losers.

https://twitter.com/ThisWeekABC/status/759736978841579520

Sarcastr0
May 29, 2013

WON'T SOMEBODY PLEASE THINK OF THE BILLIONAIRES ?!?!?

Come on, Manafort, we know it's you.

Chrpno
Apr 17, 2006


Why did he have to say "killed 12 years ago"? Seems like a bitchy little dig. "Get over it, losers!"

Piquai Souban
Mar 21, 2007

Manque du respect: toujours.
Triple bas cinq: toujours.
https://twitter.com/samsteinhp/status/759736098838851585

Karl Sharks
Feb 20, 2008

The Immortal Science of Sharksism-Fininism

Joementum posted:

The classiest, most luxurious campaign, let me tell you. Other campaigns are losers.

https://twitter.com/ThisWeekABC/status/759736978841579520

There Will Be Books

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Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
The 538 model currently showing a 269-269 EV result.

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