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Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
Yes, I love that movie and the big, angry trucks. I've been following this thread hoping for something like this:

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ExplodingSims
Aug 17, 2010

RAGDOLL
FLIPPIN IN A MOVIE
HOT DAMN
THINK I MADE A POOPIE


Sir, we have a large, unknown object appearing on the radar!


Object appears to be boxy, heavy, and slow. Oh dear...

WE ARE CONFIRMED FOR VAN. I REPEAT, WE ARE CONFIRMED FOR VAN!


THIS IS NOT A DRILL!




So yeah, I found an engine. Meet my latest acquisition, a 1992 Chevy G20 Van. Comes with a 350 engine, a new battery, and is basically going to be our rolling parts car for the swap.
Drives pretty good, but I think stale gas is giving it some issues. I drove it around for about 10 mins or so then it started cutting out. It actually has working A/C, which is fantastic, and only only one of the windows works. I had to tape the other up to keep it closed. Body is pretty much done, but I'm not buying it for that. Interior is pretty sweet though, it's been gutted and has Wood floors!

Tomorrow I'll be bringing it home, to do a full diagnosis, so expect more pictures then.

literally a fish
Oct 2, 2014

German officer Johannes Bolter peeks out the hatch of his Tiger I heavy tank during a quiet moment before the Battle of Kursk - c:1943 (colorized)
Slippery Tilde
VAN BUDDIES

Dat 150hp TBI L05.

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
HOLY loving VAN

Queen_Combat
Jan 15, 2011

ExplodingSims posted:


THIS IS NOT A DRILL!


IT"S A VAN

INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
buy a saws all

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



Put rusty spikes all over it in impractical places, so you are ready to die historic on the fury road

randomidiot
May 12, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 11 years!)

Delivery McGee posted:

There used to be an antiques store/used Rolls-Royce and other old exotics dealership in Dallas, right across from the main entrance to Love Field. It was a warehouse, one side was the antirques and the other side was car showroom.

As someone who lives in DFW, and works walking distance from Love, this interests me greatly. Right at Cedar Springs & Mockingbird, or was the main entrance elsewhere in the past? These days there's a Shell, a Tesla showroom behind the Shell, and some fast food places. The Tesla showroom looks like it was partly a warehouse at one point.

Seat Safety Switch
May 27, 2008

MY RELIGION IS THE SMALL BLOCK V8 AND COMMANDMENTS ONE THROUGH TEN ARE NEVER LIFT.

Pillbug
More vans is a good omen for AI.

angryrobots
Mar 31, 2005

So I've finally read through all this (and the 14" thread), wow.

Besides being consumed with emptiness for being completely caught up, I just wanted to say that if for whatever reason you get that monstrosity in the vicinity of midstate South Carolina, I can offer indefinite shop space/storage at a minimum, and possibly food and lodging.

Or if terminally stranded (again, somewhere adjacent to sc), I could probably come and get you and the truck to Florida. ...Not with the trailer above pictured, my buddy has a 20k dual axle, tandem wheel gooseneck with an electric winch I can borrow.

Chillbro Baggins
Oct 8, 2004
Bad Angus! Bad!

some texas redneck posted:

As someone who lives in DFW, and works walking distance from Love, this interests me greatly. Right at Cedar Springs & Mockingbird, or was the main entrance elsewhere in the past? These days there's a Shell, a Tesla showroom behind the Shell, and some fast food places. The Tesla showroom looks like it was partly a warehouse at one point.

Yeah, it was that whole big building behind the Shell where Tesla is now. It's been extensively remodeled since, at least on the outside; back then it was obviously a former warehouse.

ExplodingSims
Aug 17, 2010

RAGDOLL
FLIPPIN IN A MOVIE
HOT DAMN
THINK I MADE A POOPIE


So, operation Abuse_AAA_Towing_Service to recover RustVan was a critical success!


(If AAA asks, this is a 1998 Mercury Mountaineer :ssh:)

Van was loaded up, shipped back to Orlando, and I got some halfway decent pics of the interior.
Side note, this thing was so low on gas, the two truck driver couldn't get it started when he had the bed sloped down. Oops.
I put some fresh gas in it when I got it home, and that seemed to stop it's random dying issue. Took out for a quick spin, to drive it to a storage yard it'll be living at for now.Got it up to 55mph. Seems to drive ok. Acceleration is a joke though. I'm sure it needs a full fluid change, new spark plugs, and probably a new belt. But that's for future me to deal with, right now me deals with PICTURES:

Tell me, what separates the good vans from the great vans?
WOOD loving FLOORING!


What pushes it over the top?
SWEET INTERIOR LIGHTING!


Not to mention a FREE Broken CRT tv and a WORKING VCR. HO poo poo SON!

AND A FREE VACUUM!? loving. SCORE.


Little bit high on the mileage side.


And a sweet wood center console WITH a cassette deck.


And when I bought this thing, I thought the radio was broken.
So today, while I was waiting for the tow with my girlfriend, I tested it out. Not only did work, but this song:

This loving song.

Of all songs starts blasting out during the chorus.

It's a loving sign man! :eek:
NOTHINGS GONNA STOP US NOW

Also, while I was waiting for the tow truck, I was looking around the lot and saw this thing:


Is this a stock thing? I"ve never seen a VW truck thing like this. If it a custom job it's very well done.
It's also a manual, so that's pretty neat.

ExplodingSims fucked around with this message at 00:31 on Aug 1, 2016

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


It's a kit

http://www.smythkitcars.com/

They have MK5 kits now, too, neat!

Queen_Combat
Jan 15, 2011
Arizona Sweet Tea bro :respek:

thepaladin4488
Oct 28, 2010

ExplodingSims posted:

Also, while I was waiting for the tow truck, I was looking around the lot and saw this thing:


Is this a stock thing? I"ve never seen a VW truck thing like this. If it a custom job it's very well done.
It's also a manual, so that's pretty neat.

It's almost like someone saw an SV6 ute, and thought "I want to look like that"

Leperflesh
May 17, 2007

I wonder how badly you compromise the golf/jetta's frame by sawing off the back half and then bolting in a bed and a bunch of fiberglass panels.

...because I kind of really want that, but it looks dangerous.

e. Oh their website addresses this, they claim it's actually stiffer and stronger than before. :shrug:

clam ache
Sep 6, 2009

Geirskogul posted:

Arizona Sweet Tea bro :respek:

It's the best Arizona tea. Although black and white is also really good.

Those miles are nothing for that motor. Good score.

sharkytm
Oct 9, 2003

Ba

By

Sharkytm doot doo do doot do doo


Fallen Rib
That interior is identical to Fish's van in VA. Vacuum and all...

literally a fish
Oct 2, 2014

German officer Johannes Bolter peeks out the hatch of his Tiger I heavy tank during a quiet moment before the Battle of Kursk - c:1943 (colorized)
Slippery Tilde

sharkytm posted:

That interior is identical to Fish's van in VA. Vacuum and all...

Because they are the exact same model and model year :v:

ExplodingSims posted:

Acceleration is a joke though.

150hp with a 2.56 rear end ratio WOO

INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
That van's gonna look like it got fist hosed by a chest burster on MDMA by the time I get that engine out.

slothrop
Dec 7, 2006

Santa Alpha, Fox One... Gifts Incoming ~~~>===|>

Soiled Meat
So for the slow among us (me), please fill in the gaps/correct the following...

ExplodingSims has purchased a truck in XXX

Truck is shipped to goon YYY in ZZZ

ExplodingSims is going to meet 14" in ZZZ to fix said truck

ExplodingSims has purchased at Van in Florida

ExplodingSims is going to drive said van to ZZZ as an engine donor?

14" is going to fly to meet ExplodingSims at ZZZ? OR 14" is going to drive the Civic to ZZZ?

Profit??

INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless

slothrop posted:

So for the slow among us (me), please fill in the gaps/correct the following...

ExplodingSims has purchased a truck in XXX

Truck is shipped to goon YYY in ZZZ

ExplodingSims is going to meet 14" in ZZZ to fix said truck

ExplodingSims has purchased at Van in Florida

ExplodingSims is going to drive said van to ZZZ as an engine donor?

14" is going to drive the Civic, Camaro, or timing dependent the red Bug to ZZZ?

Profit??Asbestos!!

The Door Frame
Dec 5, 2011

I don't know man everytime I go to the gym here there are like two huge dudes with raging high and tights snorting Nitro-tech off of each other's rock hard abs.

14 BAR RIFF posted:

So for the slow among us (me), please fill in the gaps/correct the following...

ExplodingSims has purchased a truck in XXX

Truck is shipped to goon YYY in ZZZ

ExplodingSims is going to meet 14" in ZZZ to fix said truck

ExplodingSims has purchased at Van in Florida

ExplodingSims is going to drive said van to ZZZ as an engine donor?

14" is going to drive the Civic, Camaro, or timing dependent the red Bug to ZZZ?

Profit??Asbestos!!Tetanus

Faerunner
Dec 31, 2007

The Door Frame posted:

So for the slow among us (me), please fill in the gaps/correct the following...

ExplodingSims has purchased a truck in XXX

Truck is shipped to goon YYY in ZZZ

ExplodingSims is going to meet 14" in ZZZ to fix said truck

ExplodingSims has purchased at Van in Florida

ExplodingSims is going to drive said van to ZZZ as an engine donor?

14" is going to drive the Civic, Camaro, or timing dependent the red Bug to ZZZ?

Profit??Asbestos!!Tetanus Immortality.

:jerky:

This just keeps getting better.

You guys have a road trip mixtape yet?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UOnXsMVwWuI

The Door Frame
Dec 5, 2011

I don't know man everytime I go to the gym here there are like two huge dudes with raging high and tights snorting Nitro-tech off of each other's rock hard abs.
I think you need some Van Halen on the mixtape
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-NshzYK9y0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1VaEdKwXJhM

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



More good music for the van ride

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HgzGwKwLmgM

Chillbro Baggins
Oct 8, 2004
Bad Angus! Bad!

slothrop posted:

So for the slow among us (me), please fill in the gaps/correct the following...

ExplodingSims has purchased a truck in XXX

Truck is shipped to goon YYY in ZZZ

ExplodingSims is going to meet 14" in ZZZ to fix said truck

ExplodingSims has purchased at Van in Florida

ExplodingSims is going to drive said van to ZZZ as an engine donor?

14" is going to fly to meet ExplodingSims at ZZZ? OR 14" is going to drive the Civic to ZZZ?

Profit??

XXXis BFE, Montana, ZZZ is, IIRC, BFE, Nebraska or near enough? Between the OP and 14", it's a proper transcontinental bender.

And if by "profit" you mean "drive it back to Florida with the van engine, then put to-be-determined absolute balls-out badass engine in and restomod the gently caress out of it" you've pretty much got it, as far as I'm aware.

ExplodingSims
Aug 17, 2010

RAGDOLL
FLIPPIN IN A MOVIE
HOT DAMN
THINK I MADE A POOPIE


slothrop posted:

So for the slow among us (me), please fill in the gaps/correct the following...

ExplodingSims has purchased a truck in XXX

Truck is shipped to goon YYY in ZZZ

ExplodingSims is going to meet 14" in ZZZ to fix said truck

ExplodingSims has purchased at Van in Florida

ExplodingSims is going to drive said van to ZZZ as an engine donor?

14" is going to fly to meet ExplodingSims at ZZZ? OR 14" is going to drive the Civic to ZZZ?

Profit??

That's pretty much it. Plans from here on out are:

I fix the van and get in driving condition.

I get time off work and go up to Tallahassee to pick up my other friend I roped into this.

We set off across the country.

14" meets up with us.

THINGS HAPPEN



Success!

Boaz MacPhereson
Jul 11, 2006

Day 12045 Ht10hands 180lbs
No Name
No lumps No Bumps Full life Clean
Two good eyes No Busted Limbs
Piss OK Genitals intact
Multiple scars Heals fast
O NEGATIVE HI OCTANE
UNIVERSAL DONOR
Lone Road Warrior Rundown
on the Powder Lakes V8
No guzzoline No supplies
ISOLATE PSYCHOTIC
Keep muzzled...

ExplodingSims posted:

That's pretty much it. Plans from here on out are:

I fix the van and get in driving condition.

I get time off work and go up to Tallahassee to pick up my other friend I roped into this.

We set off across the country.

14" meets up with us.

THINGS HAPPEN



Success!

Can't help but notice that "call the Roadkill dudes" is missing from your list.

Liquid Communism
Mar 9, 2004


Out here, everything hurts.




Boaz MacPhereson posted:

Can't help but notice that "call the Roadkill dudes" is missing from your list.

You sure they don't have a pre-emptive restraining order regarding 14"?

meatpimp
May 15, 2004

Psst -- Wanna buy

:) EVERYWHERE :)
some high-quality thread's DESTROYED!

:kheldragar:

literally a fish posted:

Because they are the exact same model and model year :v:

Probably more like Gladiator put the same interior in every conversion they did.

Boaz MacPhereson
Jul 11, 2006

Day 12045 Ht10hands 180lbs
No Name
No lumps No Bumps Full life Clean
Two good eyes No Busted Limbs
Piss OK Genitals intact
Multiple scars Heals fast
O NEGATIVE HI OCTANE
UNIVERSAL DONOR
Lone Road Warrior Rundown
on the Powder Lakes V8
No guzzoline No supplies
ISOLATE PSYCHOTIC
Keep muzzled...

Liquid Communism posted:

You sure they don't have a pre-emptive restraining order regarding 14"?

If they've been lurking AI, I wouldn't put it past them.

INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
I just wanted to pet the Roadkill, George :saddowns:

Queen_Combat
Jan 15, 2011
That's okay. You can come to the Roadkill garage and see all of the pretty cars and *BLAM*

Raluek
Nov 3, 2006

WUT.

IOwnCalculus
Apr 2, 2003






We'll just dzus him back together.

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



Faerunner posted:

:jerky:

This just keeps getting better.

You guys have a road trip mixtape yet?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UOnXsMVwWuI

Satellite High with an appropriate track:
https://vimeo.com/40393795

HandlingByJebus
Jun 21, 2009

All of a sudden, I found myself in love with the world, so there was only one thing I could do:
was ding a ding dang, my dang a long racecar.

It's a love affair. Mainly jebus, and my racecar.

Midjack posted:

Satellite High with an appropriate track:
https://vimeo.com/40393795

This is loving brilliant.

Faerunner
Dec 31, 2007

Midjack posted:

Satellite High with an appropriate track:
https://vimeo.com/40393795

gently caress yes.

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ExplodingSims
Aug 17, 2010

RAGDOLL
FLIPPIN IN A MOVIE
HOT DAMN
THINK I MADE A POOPIE


So, this project's not totally dead!

I bought a sweet stand light!


I brought this thing to work and it's already paid for itself. I might just buy another one!

In other news, I finally got the title for the Van in the mail.
Hopefully on Monday I'll be able to get it registered and tagged, so I can start driving around to get a feel for it.
So far it seems pretty decent. With fresh gas it starts right up and seems to stay running. But I plan to hit it with a total fluid change, new spark plugs, and give it a through Seafoam treatment and see what that does.
After that, it's time to take it on the freeway and romp on it for a bit.

The only potential problems are that it might need a new water pump. But I guess we'll find that out when we get up to speed.
From what little I've driven it seemed like maintained temp ok.

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