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Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

i'll let you guys decide on kardashians. i haven't seen enough ds9 yet

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criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it
The ones who kidnapped Geordi were the Pakled.

Zesty
Jan 17, 2012

The Great Twist
Does anyone else think one of the best things Enterprise did was make the whole "Orion Slave Girl" a facade for other races and in reality the Orion Men were the slaves and the women were the masters?

shadow puppet of a
Jan 10, 2007

NO TENGO SCORPIO


Cardassians are the beautiful gold standard by which all other races are judged.

Zakdorn are good because they look down on humans.
Skrreeas are good because they make Bajorans look like assholes
Jem Hadar are good for wiping the New Bajor settlement
Vorta are good for telling the Jem Hadar to wipe out New Bajor
Breen are good for learning of the Jem Hadar wiping out New Bajor and signing on with the Dominion.
The Tula Berry Wine Merchant People arent that great to be honest.
Tosks are good
Tosk Hunters are also good.
Galamites are good for cuckolding Worf
Wormhole Aliens are bad for loving a man that kills innocent shellfish for fun.
Ennis Good
Nol-Ennis Bad
Wadi are good up till shap 6

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
Slippery Tilde
the gorn are good and cool

also lava rock monsters

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
Slippery Tilde
those guys with the black and white faces taught me all i need to know about embracing diversity

VectorSigma
Jan 20, 2004

Transform
and
Freak Out



Nefarious 2.0 posted:

dumbass darmok and jalad assholes who could only speak in memes

krusty, his meats sizzling

Big Mean Jerk
Jan 27, 2009

Well, of course I know him.
He's me.
Grover, when the walls fell

Free Market Mambo
Jul 26, 2010

by Lowtax
Doob, the wings undelivered.

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.

Big Mean Jerk posted:

Grover, when the walls fell

RVWinkle
Aug 24, 2004

In relating the circumstances which have led to my confinement within this refuge for the demented, I am aware that my present position will create a natural doubt of the authenticity of my narrative.
Nap Ghost

Nefarious 2.0 posted:

can we get a list of good and bad races?

good
french/british
klingon
american
vulcan
betazoid
the fat retarded guys who kidnapped geordie
q continuum

bad
bajoran
irish
borg
italian
ferengi
greek
romulan
dumbass darmok and jalad assholes who could only speak in memes

I'd like to add to your list

Good
Alaskan (Riker)
Those fish people who freeze themselves when they travel and eat chum
The binary midgets
The cat people who insisted on eating live prey while traveling on the Enterprise
Breen
The quadrapalegic girl who forced DS9 to become handicap accessible

Bad
Catfish guys who need a little fog machine in front of their mouths
The Prophets

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
Slippery Tilde
One time when I was a new ensign I was like yo Riker doesn't like me and it was really traumatising and so I grabbed my space nuts and manned up and talked to him and was like

"GIVE ME WHAT HE'S HAVING"

and

"SO WILL YOU'RE CANADIAN ME TOOOOO"

shadow puppet of a
Jan 10, 2007

NO TENGO SCORPIO


I hate Kes and her beehive.



All Ocampa are bad.

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
An alien hands pulls the following image up on a PADD and shows it to Picard.

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Hillary Clintons Thong posted:

I woke up early this morning and wanted to go back to sleep for a bit, so I put on voyager. Seven of Nine had to go back in time for something, idk I made it to slightly past the opening credits before I passed the gently caress out and I ended up sleeping way longer than I had wanted. Good job voyager.


It also made me grateful for television trending away from long intro sequences in recent years

The time ship looked decent, imo.

The Mighty Moltres
Dec 21, 2012

Come! We must fly!


shadow puppet of a posted:

I hate Kes and her beehive.



All Ocampa are bad.

The only time Kes was cool was when her body was taken over by that immortal tyrant.

Velisarius
Nov 1, 2009

criscodisco posted:

No way my partner is Italian and half his family is Greek and I'd rather listen to my parents have sex than listen to those groups get louder and louder.

How nice of you to take pity on the lesser races and date one of them.

Noctone
Oct 25, 2005

XO til we overdose..
i like the Hirogen, they are cool and good

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

shadow puppet of a posted:

Cardassians are the beautiful gold standard by which all other races are judged.

Zakdorn are good because they look down on humans.
Skrreeas are good because they make Bajorans look like assholes
Jem Hadar are good for wiping the New Bajor settlement
Vorta are good for telling the Jem Hadar to wipe out New Bajor
Breen are good for learning of the Jem Hadar wiping out New Bajor and signing on with the Dominion.
The Tula Berry Wine Merchant People arent that great to be honest.
Tosks are good
Tosk Hunters are also good.
Galamites are good for cuckolding Worf
Wormhole Aliens are bad for loving a man that kills innocent shellfish for fun.
Ennis Good
Nol-Ennis Bad
Wadi are good up till shap 6

vorta women diplomats have rocking titties

Automatic Slim
Jul 1, 2007

FilthyImp posted:

You could, like, accidentally gently caress your 10th Host's great nephew or something and that would be major gross.

This was Gene's vision.

Automatic Slim fucked around with this message at 02:10 on Apr 22, 2022

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

Hillary Clintons Thong posted:

One time when I was a new ensign I was like yo Riker doesn't like me and it was really traumatising and so I grabbed my space nuts and manned up and talked to him and was like

"GIVE ME WHAT HE'S HAVING"

and

"SO WILL YOU'RE CANADIAN ME TOOOOO"

And at the end Will had to give that ensign a promotion because the better candidate was now spread across a large stretch of Cardassian space as loose atoms.

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

RVWinkle posted:

The quadrapalegic girl who forced DS9 to become handicap accessible

She wasn't quadriplegic, she was from a race that evolved on an extremely low gravity world. :pseudo:

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
---------------------------->
ferengi are actually really cool and good

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it

Cthulu Carl posted:

She wasn't quadriplegic, she was from a race that evolved on an extremely low gravity world. :pseudo:

Still a whiner who never stopped complaining.

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
Slippery Tilde

Fojar38 posted:

ferengi are actually really cool and good

agreed

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

criscodisco posted:

"Give her 36 buttholes."

So you want her to look like a lotus pod photoshop, got it.

treiz01
Jan 2, 2008

There is little that makes me happier than taking drugs. Perhaps administering them, designing and carrying out experiments that bend the plane of what we consider reality.
I'm at the first Garak centric episode of DS9. God, he's such a fantastic character, he chews the scenery and spits fantastic lines.

treiz01
Jan 2, 2008

There is little that makes me happier than taking drugs. Perhaps administering them, designing and carrying out experiments that bend the plane of what we consider reality.
Also, how the gently caress do you pronounce Auberjonois? Awber john(rhyming with shawn) wa?

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

Cthulu Carl posted:

She wasn't quadriplegic, she was from a race that evolved on an extremely low gravity world. :pseudo:

So shouldn't she have been like 30 feet tall?

Big Mean Jerk
Jan 27, 2009

Well, of course I know him.
He's me.

treiz01 posted:

Also, how the gently caress do you pronounce Auberjonois? Awber john(rhyming with shawn) wa?

Oh bare gin wah

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
can't you just say "eggplant"?

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

Nigmaetcetera posted:

So shouldn't she have been like 30 feet tall?

i don't think you understand gravity

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Nefarious 2.0 posted:

i don't think you understand gravity

I don't think you understand his giantess fetish, bucko!

Mondian
Apr 24, 2007

shadow puppet of a posted:

Skrreeas are good because they make Bajorans look like assholes

Wrong, those disgusting loving skinflake space vagrants deserve to be euthanized just as much as any Bajoran.

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

Nefarious 2.0 posted:

i don't think you understand gravity

I was always told aliens on a low G world would be super tall and probably thin. Has the tentative understanding of xenobiology changed in the last few years?

VectorSigma
Jan 20, 2004

Transform
and
Freak Out



Nigmaetcetera posted:

I was always told aliens on a low G world would be super tall and probably thin. Has the tentative understanding of xenobiology changed in the last few years?

http://www.newsweek.com/aliens-are-enormous-science-suggests-319448

basically, thermodynamics favors large organisms for the energy requirements of intelligence. in this scenario, humans are a fluke, and this also suggests that elephants and whales are the normal path to sapience on the majority of worlds

FilthyImp
Sep 30, 2002

Anime Deviant

Nigmaetcetera posted:

I was always told aliens on a low G world would be super tall and probably thin. Has the tentative understanding of xenobiology changed in the last few years?
That brought to mind the super slow aliens in Mass Effect that live in Goku Gravity World. One misstep or fall and they splatter all over the loving place.

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!

Nigmaetcetera posted:

I was always told aliens on a low G world would be super tall and probably thin. Has the tentative understanding of xenobiology changed in the last few years?

xenobiology is literally just a bunch of bullshit scifi

Jellymouth
Jul 9, 2009
Fun Shoe
Has nobody mentioned that Voyager had the best theme song?
Every other intro, I'll fast-forward through if I can, but not Voyager's. That theme is just so rad.

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corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!

Jellymouth posted:

Has nobody mentioned that Voyager had the best theme song?
Every other intro, I'll fast-forward through if I can, but not Voyager's. That theme is just so rad.

but does it have FAITH





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