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InfiniteZero
Sep 11, 2004

PINK GUITAR FIRE ROBOT

College Slice

Profondo Rosso posted:

(almost) all of Argentos Giallos have a great opening, although my personal favorite is probably either Suspiria or Phenomena

Tenebre starts with the book by the fire but then cuts to a guy riding a ten speed in traffic, which is terrifying if you've ever tried being an urban cyclist.

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Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
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LORD OF BOOTY posted:

Are there any movies where two werewolves gently caress? I think Howling 2 only has one werewolf involved.

I actually can't think of one. Hrmmmmm, a challenge.

Bruteman
Apr 15, 2003

Can I ask ya somethin', Padre? When I was kickin' your ass back there... you get a little wood?

anime tupac posted:

What horror movies have been the most effective at using a gimmick that would situationally scare people right after they'd seen the movie? Most kids who saw The Ring and then stayed up late in a dark house probably reacted the same way when the phone finally rang; Jaws made it scary to go swimming in the ocean; Psycho had the same effect on women who lived alone taking a shower. I can think of a few things that have tried without being successful (I vaguely remember Miike's One Missed Call being not very good) but I feel like I'm missing some obvious examples of taking one common everyday situation and building a horror movie around how it is going to get you.

10-year-old me spent a year or two avoiding sewer drains and manholes after staying up late and watching CHUD on the local UHF station. I also didn't sleep the rest of the night I watched it after I went to bed and immediately had a nightmare about the titular monsters coming out of the toilet and bathtub drains in my house to eat me :ohdear:

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
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I actually cannot think of a werewolf movie had sex with another werewolf

HaroldofTheRock
Jun 3, 2003

Pillbug
nsfw: http://www.joblo.com/videos/movie-clips/hottie-merritt-patterson-wolves

Hat Thoughts
Jul 27, 2012
Haha I have like 0 interest in clicking that link but I rly appreciate that you posted it.

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

LORD OF BOOTY posted:

Are there any movies where two werewolves gently caress? I think Howling 2 only has one werewolf involved.

No, I'm pretty sure there's a wolfie 3 some scene at one point. Would Wolves of Kromer count? I don't remember if there's any actual love scenes in that movie between the wolf-boys or if it's just heavily implied.

HaroldofTheRock
Jun 3, 2003

Pillbug

Hat Thoughts posted:

Haha I have like 0 interest in clicking that link but I rly appreciate that you posted it.

Yeah I'm not too familiar with that joblo site but it looks kind of scummy. However, if you like boobies I will say that clicking the link is a net gain.

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
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We must find this movie. We cannot permit a question to go unanswered. Our reputation depends on it. Goons rely on us to direct them to the horror movies they want. Our very existence is at stake.

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
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It was Dumb and Dumber obviously.

EDIT: I thought we were still talking about toilet horror

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Jun 30, 2007
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CelticPredator posted:

It was Dumb and Dumber obviously.

EDIT: I thought we were still talking about toilet horror

No, a werewolf movie where two werewolvea have sex.

morestuff
Aug 2, 2008

You can't stop what's coming
Don't two werewolves gently caress in Howling I? I seem to remember some campfire sex scene with transformations

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

American Werewolf in London may not have steamy lycanthrope shtupping but it has nightmare Nazi werewolves.

LeJackal
Apr 5, 2011
Whoever just recommended that I see Creep is a bastard. It was unsettling.

BRB, gonna barricade all my doors and windows before I sleep.

Thirsty Girl
Dec 5, 2015

Warm und Fuzzy posted:

I feel like it was a snake. This was the 80's, and I remember him telling me about House II, so it could have been Ghoulies.

A giant cancer-eating snake bursts out of a toilet in Hard Ticket to Hawaii.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Som900E6_Dk

bonus!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tAaPeMMJLgs

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Bolingbroke
Jan 4, 2015
The Buffy the Vampire Slayer TV series has two werewolves loving (mostly off-screen), but that is neither a film nor a particularly horror-heavy episode (4x6 "Wild at Heart"). And, uh, the werewolves look pretty awful.

It's really hard to find solid werewolf designs. Most simply aren't frightening at all. Is Wild Country worth checking out? The werewolf designs look unusual at least, but boy does it have some low ratings.

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
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This satisfies the criteria. We are saved.

It is not porn, it is a actualy film where two werewolves have sex.

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Tolkien minority
Feb 14, 2012


I don't know why I've never heard of it, but I just watched What have they done to our Daughters? and (in addition to have a great title) it was really good. By the same guy who did What have you done to Solange?, and although it's note quite up to the same quality its close. Featuring a badass motorcycle helmet wearing killer that sprints around with a butchers cleaver, it's maybe the most bleak Giallo I've seen, given that the whole thing is about a underage prostitution ring, featuring the rape of one of the detectives daughters, and in the end no one gets prosecuted because the the clientelle are too powerful. I also liked how it is maybe the only Giallo I've seen where the police are portrayed as anything but incompetent, although this may be a result of it also being a poliziotteschi

Lil Mama Im Sorry
Oct 14, 2012

I'M BACK AND I'M SCARIN' WHITE FOLKS
Are there any Italian films, giallo or otherwisr, about Propaganda Due? It seems like it would make for a great genre-blending film.

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




Wizchine posted:

My friend lived in an apartment with a giant mirror covering half of one wall. He said he was a bit on edge after watching Candyman.

Show him Occulus.

Whispering Machines
Dec 27, 2005

Monsters? They look like monsters to you?
Maybe that Eli Roth werewolf show has werewolf sex. Who's gonna go watch to find out?

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
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Whispering Machines posted:

Maybe that Eli Roth werewolf show has werewolf sex. Who's gonna go watch to find out?

Someone already found the film Wolves which apparently does in fact have a werewolf on werewolf sex scene.


What Eli Roth Werewolf show?

Not really horror related but Carpenter won his lawsuit. Although I take issue with the article stating self styled "Master of Horror". It just seems snarky. Like seriously it's John Carpenter.

https://www.yahoo.com/news/french-f...k&ICID=ref_fark

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ravenkult
Feb 3, 2011


Don't read the comments. Whatever you do.

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
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ravenkult posted:

Don't read the comments. Whatever you do.

Tooooooooooooooo Laaaaaaaaaaaaaateeeeee

SuperMechagodzilla
Jun 9, 2007

NEWT REBORN

Bolingbroke posted:

It's really hard to find solid werewolf designs. Most simply aren't frightening at all.

Bad Moon is great.

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016

ravenkult posted:

Don't read the comments. Whatever you do.

reading the comments is half the fun of the internet

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
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I still think the werewolf from Monster Squad is the best werewolf ever on film.

Splint Chesthair
Dec 27, 2004


I mean, the scene in Howling II actually has three werewolves loving, right? So does that not count if we're looking for depictions of strictly monogamous werewolf sex?

ObamaPhone
Jul 6, 2016
Not werewolves, but there are a few hilarious monster gently caress scenes in Feast.

ObamaPhone
Jul 6, 2016

Hollismason posted:

I still think the werewolf from Monster Squad is the best werewolf ever on film.

My favorite kid's movie as a kid and still great as an adult.

SuperMechagodzilla posted:

Bad Moon is great.

Bad Moon is great for what it is.

Kvlt!
May 19, 2012



If two werewolves have sex is the baby a man, a wolf, or a werewolf?

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016
what an interesting turn this page has taken

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
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All I know about werewolves is that if a friend asked you to shoot them when they turn into a werewolf don't because then they turn back into a person and no one is going to believe you when you say they turned into a werewolf. So you basically go to jail for killing your friend.

Just werewolf advice.

Honeydew
Nov 27, 2005

That's a very nice jaffa cake you have there

ObamaPhone posted:

Not werewolves, but there are a few hilarious monster gently caress scenes in Feast.

The Horror Thread: Not werewolves, but there are a few hilarious monster gently caress scenes in Feast.

ObamaPhone
Jul 6, 2016

Honeydew posted:

The Horror Thread: Not werewolves, but there are a few hilarious monster gently caress scenes in Feast.

Better than the current title, no doubt.

K. Waste
Feb 27, 2014

MORAL:
To the vector belong the spoils.

ObamaPhone posted:

Better than the current title, no doubt.

This is the wrongest post you've written yet.

Kvlt!
May 19, 2012



ObamaPhone posted:

Better than the current title, no doubt.

The current title is the best thread title I have seen on this forum to date.

ObamaPhone
Jul 6, 2016
About werewolves...

Off the top of my head, the good ones are:

1) An American Werewolf in London
2) Underworld Quadrilogy
3) Silver Bullet
4) Bad Moon
5) Dog Soldiers
6) Monster Squad

Werewolf movies that I've seen but didn't like include The Howling, Ginger Snaps, Wolf, Wolfen, The Wolfman remake, Teen Wolf, Brotherhood of the Wolf, An American Werewolf in Paris, WolfCop, Van Helsing, Cursed, and The Company of Wolves.

Are there any other werewolf movies that I missed that are at least decent?

EDIT: I liked WolfCop but not enough to put it up there with my all time.

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moths
Aug 25, 2004

I would also still appreciate some danger.



ObamaPhone posted:

Are there any other werewolf movies that I missed that are at least decent?

Late Phases was pretty good, but it was a slow burn which isn't always for everyone.

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Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
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I actually really love Late Phases and think it's a great werewolf film.

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