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Precambrian Video Games
Aug 19, 2002
Probation
Can't post for 4 hours!

ThinkTank posted:

I take Brandon Montour

:bahgawd:

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FBS
Apr 27, 2015

The real fun of living wisely is that you get to be smug about it.

jesus christ do we really still have 10 rounds left

I can barely recognize the players getting picked right now :psyduck:

Technetium
Oct 26, 2006

TRILOBITE TECHNICIAN
QUITE POSSIBLY GAY

There's been a dozen names or so I'm like "who?"

stab
Feb 12, 2003

To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

FBS posted:

jesus christ do we really still have 10 rounds left

I can barely recognize the players getting picked right now :psyduck:

Wait until theae guys realise they actually have a thing called the cap floor and start drafting dastyuk pronger and savard as the last 3 picks its great

Yaya
Nov 14, 2012

vancloober cablucks
I'm tempted to pull a Taro Tsujimoto and see if anybody calls me out on it

Precambrian Video Games
Aug 19, 2002
Probation
Can't post for 4 hours!
I need a goalie so I'm going with Yutaka "The Mountain that Goaltends" Fukufuji

Technetium
Oct 26, 2006

TRILOBITE TECHNICIAN
QUITE POSSIBLY GAY

I saw him play at the world championship, the juniors, the world cup, olympics, calder cup and memorial cup and watched 75% of his games in the NJHL in person and I can say with some authority he's going to be the best goalie the NHL has ever seen

fake edit: it's funny they call him mountain when he's actually 5'10"

Boomer The Cannon
Oct 27, 2011

Gotta see it live!


Hopefully Otis doesn't screw me out of my gimmick pick.

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

It's like all these guys with teams full of high profile prospects have never heard of the Edmonton Oilers or something

mentholmoose
Nov 5, 2009

YKNOW THERES ONLY ONE DIRECTION I KNOW AND THATS DRIVIN STRAIGHT TO THE NET
The Recapitator has until noon to pick. Otis Reddit already has one skipped pick to make, so he should be immediately skipped. Boomer the Cannon is up after him, and Flyinglemur after that.

Paulocaust
Jan 29, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Give me Viktor Stalberg because he is cool and fast like my third line

Neal-Getzlaf-P Kane
Ladd-Jenner-Marleau
Stalberg-Lazar-Fast

Seabrook-Weber
Enstrom-Ceci

Neuvirth

The RECAPITATOR
May 12, 2006

Cursed to like terrible teams.
I guess I'll take David Schlemko.

Precambrian Video Games
Aug 19, 2002
Probation
Can't post for 4 hours!

Technetium posted:

fake edit: it's funny they call him mountain when he's actually 5'10"

I don't think anyone else calls him that, unless they share my juvenile parsing of his name.

Good Soldier Svejk posted:

It's like all these guys with teams full of high profile prospects have never heard of the Edmonton Oilers or something

Yes, somehow the Oilers prove thst high profile prospects don't work out, even though most of theirs actually have and the team sucks for other reasons.

Boomer The Cannon
Oct 27, 2011

Gotta see it live!


Toronto selects Darnell Nurse.

Jordan7hm
Feb 17, 2011




Lipstick Apathy
Flyinglemur takes Daniel Sprong.

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




Boomer The Cannon posted:

Toronto selects Darnell Nurse.

I thought he was picked back in like the 5th round and wrote him off my list ages ago. Whoops!

Aye Doc
Jul 19, 2007



Good Soldier Svejk
then mentholmoose
then me

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010


I will take noted shithead Antoine Roussel because he's basically Andrew Shaw on a better contract and every team needs a guy to punch Corey Perry in the fuckin' head.

Boomer The Cannon
Oct 27, 2011

Gotta see it live!


I hoped Roussel was going to last one more round.

mentholmoose
Nov 5, 2009

YKNOW THERES ONLY ONE DIRECTION I KNOW AND THATS DRIVIN STRAIGHT TO THE NET
Connect me with the 101 point man, Travis Konecny.

Aye Doc is up.



Daniel Sedin-Tyler Seguin-Jake Voracek
Sam Bennett-Nicklas Backstrom-Travis Konecny
Andrew Cogliano-Tomas Plekanec-J.T. Miller

Sami Vatanen-Michael Stone
Julius Honka-Dan Hamhuis

Ben Bishop

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




Good Soldier Svejk posted:


I will take noted shithead Antoine Roussel because he's basically Andrew Shaw on a better contract and every team needs a guy to punch Corey Perry in the fuckin' head.

It's a good thing I took Shaw to protect FCP then. :smug:

I'm heading out for a bit but I should be back in time to make my next pick.

Aye Doc
Jul 19, 2007



with this pick I will select a man who will spend the coming season being dicked around and misused by Michel Therrien but still be beautiful & productive in spite of it - the Florida Panthers select Sven Andrighetto

Furnaceface, tofes, and Menamino coming up

Jordan7hm
Feb 17, 2011




Lipstick Apathy

Aye Doc posted:

with this pick I will select a man who will spend the coming season being dicked around and misused by Michel Therrien but still be beautiful & productive in spite of it - the Florida Panthers select Sven Andrighetto

Furnaceface, tofes, and Menamino coming up

Sadly, taller than expected.

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

Oh, gently caress you guys.

Also, drafting a fake player is funny and all but who names a kid "Punch"? How is that allowed?

Fake edit: okay, so it's really George or something. Still, that's a dumb name.

T-Bone
Sep 14, 2004

jakes did this?
lol if my prospects turned into Hall/Eberle/RNH I'd be a dynasty. Toews/Giroux/3 real d-men/Rask and that 3rd line + those three good god

But yes the Oilers core was the problem not the nothing surrounding them. That's the absolutely sound logic that leads you to trading Hall for Larsson.

T-Bone fucked around with this message at 18:38 on Jul 31, 2016

Aye Doc
Jul 19, 2007



Furnaceface posted:

It's a good thing I took Shaw to protect FCP then. :smug:

I'm heading out for a bit but I should be back in time to make my next pick.

you weren't back in time and you were wrong and wasted all of our time and should feel much shame.

tofes
Menamino
JoelJoel

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




Aye Doc posted:

you weren't back in time and you were wrong and wasted all of our time and should feel much shame.

tofes
Menamino
JoelJoel

loving long weekend traffic. :argh:

Calgary takes one Ryan White because I want to make sure my fourth line does nothing but murder people. Also he is good at faceoffs or something.

tofes
Mar 31, 2011

#1 Milpitas Dave and Buster's superfan since 2013
Gimme some of that Chris Kunitz

Deus Ex Macklemore
Jul 2, 2004


Zelensky's Zealots

tofes posted:

Gimme some of that Chris Kunitz

And you said I made bad picks

Iodised QQ
Jul 23, 2004

i'll take Mark Streit and hope his body can avoid crumbling into pieces for a little while longer

tofes
Mar 31, 2011

#1 Milpitas Dave and Buster's superfan since 2013

Flyinglemur posted:

And you said I made bad picks

Kunitz is fine, I don't know why you think he's bad

Technetium
Oct 26, 2006

TRILOBITE TECHNICIAN
QUITE POSSIBLY GAY

tofes posted:

Kunitz is fine, I don't know why you think he's bad

Yeah if someone hat picked him eight rounds ago I'd be laughing but for where we're at it's fine

i am the bird
Mar 2, 2005

I SUPPORT ALL THE PREDATORS
I don't know prospects very well so I'm happy to take the Bad Pick Championship Belt from here on.

Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice




Menamino posted:

i'll take Mark Streit and hope his body can avoid crumbling into pieces for a little while longer

And if not, hey, his contract is up after this year!

Jordan7hm
Feb 17, 2011




Lipstick Apathy

Infidel Castro posted:

And if not, hey, his contract is up after this year!

yeah at this point that type of pick is very reasonable. he's either going to be good enough to play in your top 4, or he's not, but his contract is up at the end of the year anyway so just pay him to play 5/6 minutes and be a powerplay guy.

Yaya
Nov 14, 2012

vancloober cablucks
JoelJoel has another 15 minutes to pick before its my turn

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

I'm wasted and no where near a computer. Skip me and I'll figure it out whenever.

Teemu Pokemon
Jun 19, 2004

To sign them is my real test

With full no movement clause
I won't be back from work for another hour or so, so if Yaya picks I can give you a little while to get situated if you can get to a computer before then

Yaya
Nov 14, 2012

vancloober cablucks
Okie dokie. I'll take Alex Burrows, then. He's coming off a horrible, no good, very bad season point production wise, but still has good numbers in shot generation, suppression, and possession. Even if he can't score, he should still be a good fit as a penalty killer, and if worst comes to worst, he's a UFA after this season, so his 4.5 million dollar cap hit won't weigh the team down for the forseeable future.

Teemu Pokemon is up.

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Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

Is anders Lee taken? If not I'll take him. I seem to remember him putting up like 20 plus a couple years ago. He's I think a centre. I can call him ders. Isles fan, good pick?

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