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RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




http://i.imgur.com/5kXUbQq.mp4

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Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH

Karate Bastard posted:

Not in my libertopia :colbert:

Ak Gara
Jul 29, 2005

That's just the way he rolls.

thespaceinvader posted:

Everyone hates paying taxes which is why people really resent it when rich people get away with paying gently caress-all tax whilst average people have no choice because it comes out of their paycheque every month by PAYE.

Except not everyone hates paying taxes because paying taxes pays for healthcare and roads and schools so

That's why it's about getting your deductions right!

If I wanted I could claim my £1500 mountain bike as a 'works vehicle'

wayfinder
Jul 7, 2003

Ak Gara posted:

That's why it's about getting your deductions right!

If I wanted I could claim my £1500 mountain bike as a 'works vehicle'

Because it works!

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



You already fleeced yourself if you have a £1500 bike (I am also resentful of the rich)

nerdz
Oct 12, 2004


Complex, statistically improbable things are by their nature more difficult to explain than simple, statistically probable things.
Grimey Drawer

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

sic transit gloria mundi


Nap Ghost

Ak Gara posted:

That's why it's about getting your deductions right!

If I wanted I could claim my £1500 mountain bike as a 'works vehicle'

How does that even compare to hiding money in Jersey?

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.




That's some Jason Bourne poo poo right there

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

WarpedNaba
Feb 8, 2012

Being social makes me swell!

thespaceinvader posted:

Everyone hates paying taxes which is why people really resent it when rich people get away with paying gently caress-all tax whilst average people have no choice because it comes out of their paycheque every month by PAYE.

Except not everyone hates paying taxes because paying taxes pays for healthcare and roads and schools so

I like to pay all my taxes because I'm a sucker for social contracts and obligations.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
I pay extra tax because I support what my country stands for :patriot:

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Karate Bastard posted:

I pay extra tax because I support what my country stands for :patriot:

Pro as gently caress.

PCOS Bill
May 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
I avoid any tax I can because I'm sick of my money being misspent by politicians who don't represent me or my values :patriot:

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
I dont have any money so i cant pay tax

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
I spend it all on anime and pcp :(

WarpedNaba
Feb 8, 2012

Being social makes me swell!
There's gotta be some pun involving class-As and uguu, but it's late and my head hurts.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Grey Fox posted:

Also there's no way this movie was made without some serious financial shenanigans going on, so Frankie's probably got dirty money: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvryEjaDq7w

I know a guy who did a tiny little sef-published comic called Pizza Man back in the 1990s and he got so mad when he heard this film was being made, he was gonna lawyer up and sue them and everything. I never heard anything else about it, I guess he contacted a lawyer and got told "LOL, no" and that was that.

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

WarpedNaba posted:

I like to pay all my taxes because I'm a sucker for social contracts and obligations.

Me too. And I don't have health insurance, because I'd rather pay the extra tax and have my money go towards the public health system than to some insurance company. :australia:

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

PCOS Bill posted:

I avoid any tax I can because I'm sick of my money being misspent by politicians who don't represent me or my values :patriot:

Truly, we are all shocked by your stunning degree of patriotism and empathy towards others.

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




Trent posted:

Truly, we are all shocked by your stunning degree of patriotism and empathy towards others.

I take every post from PCOS Bill seriously at all times.

https://vt.tumblr.com/tumblr_nxnj5kiCse1r3uvu0_480.mp4#_=_

DontMockMySmock
Aug 9, 2008

I got this title for the dumbest fucking possible take on sea shanties. Specifically, I derailed the meme thread because sailors in the 18th century weren't woke enough for me, and you shouldn't sing sea shanties. In fact, don't have any fun ever.

Franchescanado
Feb 23, 2013

If it wasn't for disappointment
I wouldn't have any appointment

Grimey Drawer

RareAcumen posted:

I take every post from PCOS Bill seriously at all times.

https://vt.tumblr.com/tumblr_nxnj5kiCse1r3uvu0_480.mp4#_=_



This is a strong argument against wearing Crocs with socks.

Zopotantor
Feb 24, 2013

...und ist er drin dann lassen wir ihn niemals wieder raus...

Ak Gara posted:

Tax dodging isn't really something people would boo a man over for, is it? I thought everyone hated paying taxes?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6708hpjItMc&t=6230s

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

Anyone got that comic what the guy bashed the child in the grocery store conveyed belt?

BallerBallerDillz
Jun 11, 2009

Cock, Rules, Everything, Around, Me
Scratchmo
https://twitter.com/Bobert51/status/740756745140731904

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.




the look on the cat is very: "Yeah. That's right, I'm on your fuckin' pizza. I'm on your motherfuckin' pizza. What are you gonna do about it? That's right, not a god damned thing. cuz you a bitch."

Which is why I don't have cats. because I would not let such a thing befall my pizza with no recourse...

Franchescanado
Feb 23, 2013

If it wasn't for disappointment
I wouldn't have any appointment

Grimey Drawer
I just can't imagine a cat wanting to cover it's belly with cheese and tomato goo.

And then I see the face. It's not because it wants cheese belly. It wants your soul to break, and cheese belly is the fastest route.

KozmoNaut
Apr 23, 2008

Happiness is a warm
Turbo Plasma Rifle


RareAcumen posted:

I take every post from PCOS Bill seriously at all times.

https://vt.tumblr.com/tumblr_nxnj5kiCse1r3uvu0_480.mp4#_=_

That kid's got one hell of a career in dancing ahead of him.

And probably one hell of a bad time though middle school :(

china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
SAY GOODBYE TO TELEPHONE SEX
Plaster Town Cop

watching this with the guitar solo from 22 Going on 23 playing

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

The Bananana posted:

the look on the cat is very: "Yeah. That's right, I'm on your fuckin' pizza. I'm on your motherfuckin' pizza. What are you gonna do about it? That's right, not a god damned thing. cuz you a bitch."

Which is why I don't have cats. because I would not let such a thing befall my pizza with no recourse...

Look closer.

There's loving pineapple on those slices. Cat is trying to protect its owner.

Franchescanado
Feb 23, 2013

If it wasn't for disappointment
I wouldn't have any appointment

Grimey Drawer

syscall girl posted:

Look closer.

There's loving pineapple on those slices. Cat is trying to protect its owner.

"This is for your own good, Carl."

Josef K. Sourdust
Jul 16, 2014

"To be quite frank, Platinum sucks at making games. Vanquish was terrible and Metal Gear Rising: Revengance was so boring it put me to sleep."

Ham and pineapple empirically the superior topping. Scientifically established. :colbert:

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!





*zoom, enhance*

Is... is that pineapple on there? Cat's not being a bastard, he's doing the guy a favor.


syscall girl posted:

Look closer.

There's loving pineapple on those slices. Cat is trying to protect its owner.

:hfive:

RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

Grimey Drawer
This is one of those times I think it's ok to piss on your cat. And also that loving pineapple poo poo. But mostly to teach that cat a lesson.

Altared State
Jan 14, 2006

I think I was born to burn

Josef K. Sourdust posted:

Ham and pineapple empirically the superior topping. Scientifically established. :colbert:

Your life is a lie.

BOGO LOAD
Jul 1, 2004

"You know I always had trouble really chewing the fat with my pops. Just listen to him..."
STOP IT! HAVE YOU ALL LEARNED NOTHING FROM THE ANTI FOOD PORN THREAD?!

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Tacopocalypse posted:

STOP IT! HAVE YOU ALL LEARNED NOTHING FROM THE ANTI FOOD PORN THREAD?!

Pizza is an open faced sandwich.

A delicious ham and pineapple sandwich.

Mezzanine
Aug 23, 2009
A bunch of sad people in this thread who need the joy of "Hawaiian pizza" in their lives

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Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Tacopocalypse posted:

STOP IT! HAVE YOU ALL LEARNED NOTHING FROM THE ANTI FOOD PORN THREAD?!
I could care less.

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