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You need to hop over to the rio thread to see what's going on with it, then - about half of the insane purposely-over-the-top bingo cards are already filled out before the games even began. The only proper word for the situation is "clusterfuck", this is nothing like china/russia/etc
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Aug 1, 2016 07:33
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Mind linking to the Rio thread? I'm admining SS13 at the mo
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Aug 1, 2016 07:52
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https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3765599 is the rio thread, and http://bringo.org is a card generator that I threw together if you want to play along
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Aug 1, 2016 07:58
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FCKGW posted:everyone says every olympics is a disaster and it never happens calm down everyone I don't know, Munich had a couple hiccups back in the day...
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Aug 1, 2016 08:28
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Atlanta was a blast though
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Aug 1, 2016 09:22
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Vancouver was a smash too.
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Aug 1, 2016 09:26
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I think one of the stadiums specifically built for the Sydney Olympics is actually being used so that should count as a success.
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Aug 1, 2016 09:32
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Solice Kirsk posted:Nothing short of an armed revolution would cause the Olympics to be canceled or moved now. The month has only just started! Testekill posted:I think one of the stadiums specifically built for the Sydney Olympics is actually being used so that should count as a success. Yep! It kind of sucks for AFL, but they play a ton of rugby and soccer there.
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Aug 1, 2016 09:50
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DM pranks best of 2015, god I wish I had some money so I could afford some costumes and scare the poo poo out of people. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oon0YtjIGog I really liked this one, it proves that peoples cars really do gently caress up when their master is afraid. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gb0ODOSyg4s&t=164s Have a clown car massacre! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0RO_HQMvxLo Tarantula has a new favorite as of 12:51 on Aug 1, 2016 |
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Aug 1, 2016 11:51
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Jusupov posted:pretty sure hysterics are treated with multiple orgasms Yup. Vibrators were invented by doctors who were getting too tired https://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/all-about-sex/201303/hysteria-and-the-strange-history-vibrators Hyperlynx has a new favorite as of 12:36 on Aug 1, 2016 |
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Aug 1, 2016 12:31
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Zamboni_Rodeo posted:You do realize not all of us in here are guys, right? They do allow women to post on the internet now. Roro posted:Well, I'd be more than happy to show any ladies a good time. I'm very familiar with the female form, if you catch my drift. You two women hear so many ball and chain jokes that you're sick of them, eh? Do you really? I work a blue collar job and never hear them. That one image is the first time I've seen one in a while.
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Aug 1, 2016 13:46
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radiatinglines posted:You two women hear so many ball and chain jokes that you're sick of them, eh? Do you really? I work a blue collar job and never hear them. That one image is the first time I've seen one in a while. You'd be surprised. Several of my female cousins got married and at every reception the groom was already joking about being tied down and poo poo like that. My friends are nowhere near getting married but even they make jokes about it when they have girlfriends. Maybe you're just lucky? My schadenfreude is that my boss got flung off her horse - on video! - and I can't sell it to Fail Army for sweet work cash. She was fine, but it's just rude to ask for the evidence of her funny tumble.
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Aug 1, 2016 13:58
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Hyperlynx posted:Yup. Vibrators were invented by doctors who were getting too tired quote:Necessity being the mother of invention, physicians began experimenting with mechanical substitutes for their hands. They tried a number of genital massage contraptions, among them water-driven gadgets (the forerunners of today's shower massage devices), and pumping, steam-driven dildos. But the machines were cumbersome, messy, often unreliable, and sometimes dangerous. Mods change my name to 'steam-driven dildo' TIA
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Aug 1, 2016 14:05
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Roro posted:You'd be surprised. Several of my female cousins got married and at every reception the groom was already joking about being tied down and poo poo like that. My friends are nowhere near getting married but even they make jokes about it when they have girlfriends. Maybe you're just lucky? Seems to me like the ball and chain joke when a dude is getting married is about as sincere as "he/she's in a better place" when someone dies. It doesn't matter if you know the person in grief is religious and it doesn't matter if the bride to be is actually controlling. Nobody actually gives a poo poo about you, or your marriage, or your dead relative. They're just filling the air, and getting offended by it is silly.
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Aug 1, 2016 14:15
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radiatinglines posted:Seems to me like the ball and chain joke when a dude is getting married is about as sincere as "he/she's in a better place" when someone dies. It doesn't matter if you know the person in grief is religious and it doesn't matter if the bride to be is actually controlling. Nobody actually gives a poo poo about you, or your marriage, or your dead relative. They're just filling the air, and getting offended by it is silly. Pro tip: telling someone what they should and shouldn't be offended by makes you look like a jackass.
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Aug 1, 2016 14:31
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Aug 1, 2016 14:35
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I feel like normal people woulda just laughed at the silly prank and moved on. Like is some dude with help on his shoe being absolutely horrible really the hill you're gonna pick to die on?
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Aug 1, 2016 15:24
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FCKGW posted:everyone says every olympics is a disaster and it never happens calm down everyone 30% of Rio doesn't have a functioning sewer system and their toilets just flush out into the street
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Aug 1, 2016 15:27
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Another Overwatch banwave happened. Gallery http://imgur.com/a/ZzSGi    
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Aug 1, 2016 15:49
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Oh my... Its... Its... SO beautiful...
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Aug 1, 2016 16:17
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Roro posted:You'd be surprised. Several of my female cousins got married and at every reception the groom was already joking about being tied down and poo poo like that. My friends are nowhere near getting married but even they make jokes about it when they have girlfriends. Maybe you're just lucky? They must suffer from fear of commitment and are afraid to man up and do the right thing.
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Aug 1, 2016 16:22
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Saint Freak posted:Another Overwatch banwave happened. Seems like nerds don't know what ToS are.
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Aug 1, 2016 16:24
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Oh hey, it's that guy from high school.
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Aug 1, 2016 16:31
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Aerdan posted:
Well, if you don't have the first then the latter won't do you much good either.
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Aug 1, 2016 16:39
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Not really, unless you consider continence and, if you're male, the ability to have an erection to be things you can live without.
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Stex T posted:Oh hey, it's that guy from high school. Yeah but he goes by Reaper now.
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Aug 1, 2016 16:44
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Kurieg posted:30% of Rio doesn't have a functioning sewer system and their toilets just flush out into the street https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zqNigBNUWOs
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Aug 1, 2016 16:46
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Alaois posted:Atlanta was a blast though Too soon
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Wapole Languray posted:The issue is that most financially stable countries have figured out that the Olympics is a giant waste of time and money, leaving the bidding up to less stable countries who also generally happen to be riddled with hilarious amounts of corruption, which is why you get the shitshows we've seen with Sochi and Rio, and Beijing was real close to being the same except the Chinese government takes international face very seriously. Wondering if Tokyo and Pyeongchang will have good competent Olympics again, or will actually drop their hosting because of Rio. Tokyo will keep going with it. Japan is terribly proud of itself for winning the Olympic bid. So far the few hiccups they've had are they accidentally hired a serial plagiarist to make the logo and the stadium design competition has apparently been rigged so that only Japanese architects have a chance. If you've ever been to Tokyo though, you may have noticed that the city is already operating over capacity on a daily basis and I'm not quite sure what they're planning to do with the extra few hundred thousand people.
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Aug 1, 2016 20:41
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This is made better by the fact the dude seems just as entertained as anyone else about the situation 
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Aug 1, 2016 21:37
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RillAkBea posted:Tokyo will keep going with it. Japan is terribly proud of itself for winning the Olympic bid. So far the few hiccups they've had are they accidentally hired a serial plagiarist to make the logo and the stadium design competition has apparently been rigged so that only Japanese architects have a chance. If you've ever been to Tokyo though, you may have noticed that the city is already operating over capacity on a daily basis and I'm not quite sure what they're planning to do with the extra few hundred thousand people. I don't see how it will be any worse than London. Essentially, a real headache for a couple of weeks for everyone in the area but nothing that causes a complete breakdown of the system.
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Random Stranger posted:I don't see how it will be any worse than London. Essentially, a real headache for a couple of weeks for everyone in the area but nothing that causes a complete breakdown of the system. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0A9-oUoMug https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IsjG36zjQ6I https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XNMao5AQlUk https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Fy_CYkq9mU
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Aug 1, 2016 22:37
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A Japanese friend of mine told me how she one time got on the subway during one those rush hours. When they started cramming people in, she was lifted from the floor of the cart. She was afraid her laptop got crushed in the writhing mass all around her. So she enjoyed the Danish transit system a lot more, even though it was not as reliable.
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Aug 2, 2016 00:08
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I already take the bus with people who stink of liquor, cigarettes, body order, and vomit on a day to day basis but thankfully, I don't have to be crammed in with them like a literal sardine. The Japanese transit system at rush hours sound hellish for that reason.
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Aug 2, 2016 00:14
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Not schadenfruede but I don't know if there's an 'insanely bad rear end' thread anywhere.
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Aug 2, 2016 02:23
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RareAcumen posted:Not schadenfruede but I don't know if there's an 'insanely bad rear end' thread anywhere. http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3632393
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Aug 2, 2016 02:39
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How the hell does someone manage to interlace an internet video? Did they burn it to DVD then rip it back or something? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIpkdusnIkE
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Solice Kirsk posted:Nothing short of an armed revolution would cause the Olympics to be canceled or moved now. I'll put you down for 6 days, right-o.
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