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Stuntman posted:but enough about your dick Thanks for saying my dick isn't funny? Implying that it's something to be taken seriously. Wow you sure owned me.. idiot.
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you were only mildly owned, however your reaction has turned it into a moderate own. you'd do well to drop this lest you let this become a brutal own. fair warning
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Also I am pretty sure that was years before the cosby rape news was broken.
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Scudworth posted:re: Wojtek Oh wow, thanks for this, I had completely missed it.  For my vote, there was a thread back in 2007, can't remember the actual topic of it, but it then either spawned a new thread or a discussion within itself of some goon named SamuraiAssPirate who was legitimately trying to gently caress his step-mom. I don't think it went well. Also, yay for SA figuring out that 'wetlegs' was a pedophile in record time. Wetlegs: Hey, goons! Let's make funny online cards! Goons: *five seconds later* You're a pedophile, here's proof. Wetlegs: gently caress.  EDIT: Oh wow, yeah, Wojtek was that other goon who worked for one of my competitors, back when I did music for casino games. I KNEW I recognized that name. EDIT 2: vvv Goddammit  vvv
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:Oh wow, thanks for this, I had completely missed it. you are a pedophile
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cuck cuck im gay posted:The saga of wojtek. It appears I must correct myself now after finding the thread. I have made a huge mistake in remembering this thread. It was 2 years ago. Not 8.
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SciFiDownBeat posted:you were only mildly owned, however your reaction has turned it into a moderate own. you'd do well to drop this lest you let this become a brutal own. fair warning You have no idea what you're talking about. Fair warning to everyone who has to read your posts.
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Who's the dude that had the Brock Samson avatar and told stories about his insane son?
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Lpzie posted:Who's the dude that had the Brock Samson avatar and told stories about his insane son? Your dad
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Anyone still have the link to the thread about an email the OP wrote in his sleep? It was completely insane and I after people started illustrating the text Lowtax uploaded an mp3 of him reading it aloud in a high-strung voice, it was glorious (as far as I can remember).
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Lpzie posted:Who's the dude that had the Brock Samson avatar and told stories about his insane son?
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Two worlds Zeph Mercurial LF The guy that burned his house down to destroy a bees nest? Dollfucker Caro Kuuenbu
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Adaptive Systems who wrote fairly coherent, weird rear end walls of text which goons enjoy even to this day. Apparently some of was lifted/plagiarized from other places though.
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Captain Yossarian posted:Lmao yes someone do this. I believe I was lurking at the time, but I fondly remember him losing his poo poo like a fat petulant baby Some one help us out. post it
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the dwarf who claimed to have super strong bones and wrote loads of stories and goons convinced him to self publish them and he sold like 5
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The goon who put a swimming pool or hot tub in his basement.
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timp posted:I don't think anybody has said anything about Dangan Rompa but that was a pretty big deal at the time, what with all the account sharing happening as non-goons kept getting cockblocked by the pay wall I still assume anyone with a Nov 2012 regdate is one of these tumblr idiots. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0oWZY65-Hw8
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inconsequential posted:Watching Metis and swap.avi unfold in real time was amazing. I will never unsee that man's tits covered in his own feces with comedy gold written into it.
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MassaShowtime posted:The goon who put a swimming pool or hot tub in his basement. This one owned because how pathetic it was a 20 something adult would think it was cool. Then posting pictures like it was.... what a moron.
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TenementFunster posted:zoomzip and his neon genesis evangelion remix owns Yeah, zoomzip stuff was always a hoot. Spiderman! Wha's crackin', baby? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eLVzDm65YnI I'm on a penny. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dYjmRDa1JqI Internet Sysoooooooooooooooooop! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3npKQHo48E Tha whistles go, "WOOOOOOOOOOO!" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V5K7uh0iVDs
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It really is hard to top Caro. Imagine being in some Syrian dungeon for years enduring God knows what, and when you finally think you're going to be saved it's by those people who are out to get you Anybody remember that thread making fun of Seasteaders and some guy wrote this amazing story from the perspective of a UN relief worker visiting one?
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Ammonsa posted:The two gay meth twinks who kept flaming each other over a messy fight, and then posted each other's dicks. They also had ties to Islamic extremism, IIRC. Or kept accusing each other of that. Roboshit and his insane cute boyfriend. I miss them 
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MeatwadIsGod posted:It really is hard to top Caro. Imagine being in some Syrian dungeon for years enduring God knows what, and when you finally think you're going to be saved it's by those people who are out to get you Was this about GlennBeckistan and his proposed libertarian city 'Independence'? Or was there another group of lunatics who wanted their own citystatecountry?
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Tendai posted:Humper Monkey, I think? never really understood the appeal of him or 50 ft ant tbh
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Whatever Something Awful's greatest legacy is, it sure as hell didn't come from GBS................ this forum stinks!! 
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Mermaid Shelly Shine encouraging goons to bench their couch and all the fun photos that followed Airplane fucker (years before  but felt similar somehow)Slenderman, but also all the old paranormal and ghost story threads. The goon in E/N who was homeless for over a year but finally got a safe place to live and a job, not in that order. Incredible positivity against impossible odds.  was spawned by an otherwise ordinary thread back in '05 where goons went bananas with Internet Detective trying to figure out who the person trying to chat up the OP (Pitbull?) really was. Also the most use of  in any thread before or since.Any thread where someone essentially wanted goons to "do their homework" and goons ran off with it. We got a lot of hilarious photoshop threads/Phridays from those. The one where someone wanted a ski removed was pretty funny.  also started out that way since it was too large to be an emote at the time. Got some amazing Everdred gifs from it.
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That make a logo for me thread for a fitness place where everyone made logos with cocks was pretty good EDIT: There it is http://forums.somethingawful.com/dictionary.php?act=3&topicid=2106 Booourns has a new favorite as of 05:10 on Aug 2, 2016 |
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YeahTubaMike posted:never really understood the appeal of him or 50 ft ant tbh their stories appealed to the forums psyche of 2007 that one story where his son's mind got completely warped by anime (of all things) that his stream-of-consciousness rants and attacks came off like niggerstomper58 posts speaks right into the goon soul of yesterday
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YeahTubaMike posted:never really understood the appeal of him or 50 ft ant tbh They both had the same appeal as a bad movie with some good sequences in it. It requires the willingness of the viewer to turn their brain off and enjoy it. Unfortunately their content got pretty crappy towards the end, just like Lego Robot
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