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Who will win the Summer Transfers
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Your dad's dick 46 21.50%
Manchesters 20 9.35%
ITK Taff 51 23.83%
What's his name 72 33.64%
London 25 11.68%
Total: 214 votes
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Starsnostars
Jan 17, 2009

The Master of Magnetism
Jeremy Pied (who I have never heard of) has joined Southampton on a two year deal

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Bea Nanner
Oct 20, 2003

Je suis excité!
if only he had a weight problem

Laserpig
Jul 13, 2013

I am not credible.
If Marco Reus ever makes Bayern his next club I am going throw an egg at his head... watch this space.

Manc Hill
Jul 19, 2001




^^this is u ^^this is me
10m in this market for a proven centre half seems a good deal to me, even at 32 they'll get a few years out of him

Manc Hill
Jul 19, 2001




^^this is u ^^this is me

Bea Nanner posted:

if only he had a weight problem

If only his colouring was white with black and brown patches, imo

Andre Le Fuckface
Oct 4, 2008

:pwm:

excuse me lady posted:

10m in this market for a proven centre half seems a good deal to me, even at 32 they'll get a few years out of him

especially when they are going to get a cheeky 50m for stones

MrBling
Aug 21, 2003

Oozing machismo
Looks like Man City spent a bunch more money.

https://twitter.com/ManCity/status/760401888592420864

TelekineticBear!
Feb 19, 2009

More no name bundesliga shitters, looking forward to city finishing outside the top 4

Breath Ray
Nov 19, 2010
We've signed free agent Steven fletcher and the Championship is as good as ours

Jack's Flow
Jun 6, 2003

Life, friends, is boring

MrBling posted:

Looks like Man City spent a bunch more money.

https://twitter.com/ManCity/status/760401888592420864

Please tell me that's the son of Wattenscheid 09 legend Souleymané Sane.

Dunban
Jul 4, 2012

OH MY GOD GLOVER

Jack's Flow posted:

Please tell me that's the son of Wattenscheid 09 legend Souleymané Sane.

It is

hadji murad
Apr 18, 2006
apparently Arsenal bid 32 million euros less than Mustafi's release clause

Paperhouse
Dec 31, 2008

I think
your hair
looks much
better
pushed
over to
one side

hadji murad posted:

apparently Arsenal bid 32 million euros less than Mustafi's release clause

Worth a try.

jyrka
Jan 21, 2005


Potato Count: 2 small potatoes
I guess it's funny when Arsenal offer less than the release clause and also more than the clause.

Hoops
Aug 19, 2005


A Black Mark For Retarded Posting

jyrka posted:

I guess it's funny when Arsenal offer less than the release clause and also more than the clause.
Lol

Bea Nanner
Oct 20, 2003

Je suis excité!

hadji murad posted:

apparently Arsenal bid 32 million euros less than Mustafi's release clause

his release clause is something silly like 50 million euro. its widely assumed he will go for much less than that, especially since Valencia are perpetually broke.

jyrka
Jan 21, 2005


Potato Count: 2 small potatoes
It's compulsory to have a release clause in the contract in Spain. Messi's is 250m, Ronaldo's is a billion. Even very average players have it in the 60-80 million range. It means very little and is rarely met.

wicka
Jun 28, 2007


jyrka posted:

It's compulsory to have a release clause in the contract in Spain. Messi's is 250m, Ronaldo's is a billion. Even very average players have it in the 60-80 million range. It means very little and is rarely met.

don't let this get in the way of your sick arsenal burns though

Breath Ray
Nov 19, 2010
So is messi's 60-80m or 250m?

jyrka
Jan 21, 2005


Potato Count: 2 small potatoes
What are they smoking over there at Arsenal? :D :D :D

Bea Nanner
Oct 20, 2003

Je suis excité!
Szczesny to Roma on loan with a permanent option seems like it will happen. pending a medical.

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

Release clauses are usually a bit more realistic in English clubs. But love Wengy trying to lowball a broke club :D

Twat le Piss
Aug 4, 2004

Grimey Drawer

Starsnostars posted:

Jeremy Pied (who I have never heard of) has joined Southampton on a two year deal



And also we signed another keeper as backup to replace KD pbuh

Her Dryer
Oct 15, 2012
https://www.theguardian.com/football/2016/aug/02/everton-sign-idrissa-gueye-aston-villa?CMP=share_btn_tw

Heh, GUEEEEEEEEYE (to everton is official for £7 million)

Bea Nanner
Oct 20, 2003

Je suis excité!

pretty shrewd bit of business from everton. im a bit surprised villa didnt hold out for more.

MrBling
Aug 21, 2003

Oozing machismo

Bea Nanner posted:

pretty shrewd bit of business from everton. im a bit surprised villa didnt hold out for more.

Thats the tricky thing about release clauses.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
There is a photo of clark after he passed his medical and one of diame in the hospital. villa supporters how poo poo is clark?

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Jose posted:

There is a photo of clark after he passed his medical and one of diame in the hospital. villa supporters how poo poo is clark?

The Diame one is pro so I don't care if it got posted already

https://twitter.com/allenocon/status/760475361612365824

Frankston
Jul 27, 2010


Jose posted:

There is a photo of clark after he passed his medical and one of diame in the hospital. villa supporters how poo poo is clark?

He's really poo poo and 27 years old so not going to improve. I have no idea why Newcastle want him

Breath Ray
Nov 19, 2010

Bovril Delight posted:

The Diame one is pro so I don't care if it got posted already

https://twitter.com/allenocon/status/760475361612365824

He looks like a good lad, and I bet the black fella can play a bit too

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Frankston posted:

He's really poo poo and 27 years old so not going to improve. I have no idea why Newcastle want him

to be 4th choice backup in a few positions

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

Villa are signing McCormack apparently

Bea Nanner
Oct 20, 2003

Je suis excité!

straight up brolic posted:

Villa are signing McCormack apparently

spicy

Blue Star Error
Jun 11, 2001

For this recipie you will need:
Football match (Halftime of), Celebrity Owner (Motivational speaking of), Sherry (Bottle of)

straight up brolic posted:

Villa are signing McCormack apparently

Looks like we did our thing of dicking about over the price instead of just paying the going rate yet again

Troy Queef
Jan 12, 2013




mackintosh posted:

Milik to Napoli is apparently done, making him, at 32m EUR, the most expensive Ajax and Polish transfer in history. ADL is loving insane.

https://twitter.com/ADeLaurentiis/status/760189621141667840

We can bold it:https://twitter.com/sscnapoli/status/760495113772666882

mackintosh
Aug 18, 2007


Semper Fidelis Poloniae

This is going to be hilarious.

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

milik is wasteful, but he has good technique, the correct physical profile, and constantly puts himself in the right positions. it's too much money, but it's not like he's a bad player.

Breath Ray
Nov 19, 2010
he sounds dairy good

belgend
Mar 6, 2008

me when The Club do another win


I was almost afraid we resigned our rejects but we're just signing a new future reject. Good poo poo

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sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


Breath Ray posted:

he sounds dairy good

How appropriate,

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