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Otisburg posted:I'm the player character's baby that appears like 60 seconds into dudes escapist delve fo4. hahaha yeah plotwise fallout 4 might not be the best choice for that guy otoh your spouse does die like a minute later so
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# ? Aug 2, 2016 00:37 |
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# ? Jun 9, 2024 10:13 |
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Dan going for that boi pussy
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# ? Aug 2, 2016 00:53 |
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LGD posted:hahaha yeah plotwise fallout 4 might not be the best choice for that guy for those who haven't played it, the main plot point of fo4 is "they stole your baby go get your baby back", and your spouse sacrifices themselves trying to save said baby from abduction I'm picturing him either trying to get the cryo chamber to turn back on again or just hitting alt+f4 and hitting the minibar again
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# ? Aug 2, 2016 01:19 |
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steam has refunds now, he'll be fine either way
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# ? Aug 2, 2016 01:34 |
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loquacius posted:for those who haven't played it, the main plot point of fo4 is "they stole your baby go get your baby back", and your spouse sacrifices themselves trying to save said baby from abduction
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# ? Aug 2, 2016 01:35 |
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I honestly kept forgetting there was even a baby in that game because I preferred garbage farming and literally anything else that kept my character from talking.
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# ? Aug 2, 2016 01:40 |
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Stuntman posted:people like him are why the game lets you kill your son as soon as you meet him (not a plot point spoiler but seemed a little iffy so i tagged it) I am actually kind of mad that I did three playthroughs and never did this hell, I never killed him at all, I just left him to die in the nuclear explosion that destroyed all he had ever built a couple times Danaru posted:I honestly kept forgetting there was even a baby in that game because I preferred garbage farming and literally anything else that kept my character from talking. I never played a male character, was it a Mass Effect type thing where the male VA was way worse than the female one or something
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# ? Aug 2, 2016 01:53 |
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loquacius posted:I never played a male character, was it a Mass Effect type thing where the male VA was way worse than the female one or something The VA was fine the writing was just really bad and generic. The only good thing was the Silver Shroud questline and that's about it.
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# ? Aug 2, 2016 01:56 |
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loquacius posted:I am actually kind of mad that I did three playthroughs and never did this I shot him with Kellogg's gun for maximum poetic irony
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# ? Aug 2, 2016 02:05 |
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Folks, it's time to play "Guess the Ages!" Me, 40F with my partner, 45M, of [removed] years, ruined my birthday, humiliated me, and called me a bitch. Who is in the wrong? I plan to show him this thread if it gets any responses, so bear that in mind. quote:My partner (Chris) and I have been together for over a decade and have had our ups and downs. I want to preface this story with a couple of things that have caused us problems in the past. zakharov fucked around with this message at 02:38 on Aug 2, 2016 |
# ? Aug 2, 2016 02:24 |
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zakharov posted:Folks, it's time to play "Guess the Ages!" The part saying how long they'd been together kind of gives this away a little bit (also you missed a place where she says what birthday it was near the end), but yeah my take on it is that her friends are right and she loving knows it, he's a huge baby man Like, the ages are almost irrelevant, this is stupid for anything over 14
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# ? Aug 2, 2016 02:30 |
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Dangit thanks I read it like 3 times and still missed those spots.
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# ? Aug 2, 2016 02:38 |
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zakharov posted:Folks, it's time to play "Guess the Ages!" Caught it prior to the last redaction and spoiled my immersion
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# ? Aug 2, 2016 02:41 |
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I guessed that the man was over forty, but I incorrectly assumed that the woman was in her mid twenties.
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# ? Aug 2, 2016 02:48 |
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How could anyone put up with that for over a decade? I could barely make it through that one story.
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# ? Aug 2, 2016 02:51 |
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Tricky D posted:I guessed that the man was over forty, but I incorrectly assumed that the woman was in her mid twenties. (1) Put up with that poo poo (2) Do that poo poo (3) Do anything in the story at all Deep down I knew it wouldn't be true, though.
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# ? Aug 2, 2016 02:56 |
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zakharov posted:Folks, it's time to play "Guess the Ages!" quote:We have had so many incidents of this type that my friends now ask if I'm bringing a diaper for him when he's invited to join us. lmao this bitch's friends own
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# ? Aug 2, 2016 03:14 |
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Nazzadan posted:So can Dan the boss join the pantheon of great dudes in this thread? Dan's actually the dad. Dan Dad.
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# ? Aug 2, 2016 03:19 |
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cyberia posted:Yeah, the more I read through it (nearly at the end of the Bali holiday) the more I can see how this could easily be based on a real person with not that much exaggeration. The personality traits the writer attributes to Caterham sound more and more like unmanaged bipolar or BPD and when you have a family member like that who refuses to confront their own illness eventually it can become easier to enable them or just be passive in the face of their insanity than to fight a constant losing war with them to try and change their behaviour. It actually reminded me of a sister of mine who is also a grossly fat abusive unmedicated crazybrains. I should probably post on reddit about it. But these stories are at least wildly exaggerated if not full-on fiction. I mean, not getting fired after stealing $200 in tip money on your very first day is a stretch, but CaterHam making out with her rat-tailed cletus cousin at her [unspecified family member]'s wedding reception before getting in a fight (complete with pratfalls) with her equally obese [other unspecified family member] and apparent fat-rival? No. Really fun story though.
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# ? Aug 2, 2016 06:10 |
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Cowman posted:Dan's actually the dad. You're not my real Dan!
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# ? Aug 2, 2016 17:49 |
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Me [30M] with my gf/ex [30F] 3.5 years, she kicked me out a month ago, I'm proposing today, nervousBreakups (self.relationships)quote:Lived together 3 years. Very loving relationship, but a lot of aggression on her end sometimes when stressed caused a lot of friction and communicational distance between us. My job was also a source of stress, several times close to closing high 5 figure entires lately, most falling through in the end. I was also not always the cleanest, and she was not sometimes the most empathetic with me. That said, many good things. Guys, my ex broke up with me, should I drop from the ceiling and propose to her when she is vulnerable?
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# ? Aug 2, 2016 20:03 |
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He should break into her place and propose. But only if this is in a state with Castle Doctrine.
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# ? Aug 2, 2016 20:13 |
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Halloween's coming up soon, he should just be super romantic and dress up in a Darth Vader costume and drag her into a bounce house
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# ? Aug 2, 2016 20:15 |
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Rufus T. Turnbuckle posted:(self.relationships) self.relationships.sever(relationships.length);
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# ? Aug 2, 2016 20:18 |
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paco650 posted:It actually reminded me of a sister of mine who is also a grossly fat abusive unmedicated crazybrains. I should probably post on reddit about it. But these stories are at least wildly exaggerated if not full-on fiction. I mean, not getting fired after stealing $200 in tip money on your very first day is a stretch, but CaterHam making out with her rat-tailed cletus cousin at her [unspecified family member]'s wedding reception before getting in a fight (complete with pratfalls) with her equally obese [other unspecified family member] and apparent fat-rival? No. Really fun story though. Bogans, though.
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# ? Aug 2, 2016 22:36 |
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pants cat posted:Bogans, though. Yeah, that's pretty believable where I'm from (central florida)
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# ? Aug 2, 2016 22:47 |
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I've been with my girl, Audrey, for 2 years now. I've known my friend, Mila, since we were 18. She is one of my best friends in the world and has always been there for me. Now, because I know how this sub feels about girl/guy friendships...Mila and I literally just friends. She is like a sister to me. And not the kind of sister you cuddle with and kiss while drunk. We have had literally no sexual contact ever. Our friendly hugs are even awkward. She acts like a big sister towards me a lot, and we often joke that she's the only one who's allowed to do that. We are literally just friends. It grosses me out to think of her sexually, and I know she feels the same way. So now that that is out of the way: Audrey was never a part of our friend group. I met her at work, and she doesn't know any of the people I hang out with like Mila does. That being said, I tried really hard to integrate her into our little gang and get her to like everybody. It worked to a degree. She's friendly with everyone but has her own friends and wasn't too interested in becoming best friends with everyone. So that was that. She never expressed a discomfort with Mila and I being so close. Lately, though, I've noticed things change. In the past she would joke occasionally about me and Mila screwing around or something. Ha, ha, gross, very funny, now go have fun. That's all it ever amounted to. But she has really amped it up the past few weeks. A typical conversation before going out with Mila: Me: "I'm gonna go over to Mila's and I think some of the guys are going to be there. Wanna come?" Audrey: "No, wouldn't want to get in the way of you and Mila's fuckfest." Me: "Haha, so no?" Audrey: "I told you no, why would I want to watch her be all over you?" Me: "...Okay? Are you serious?" Audrey: "No, not really. Just don't gently caress her without a condom, have fun!" To be clear: Mila is never "all over me." She never has been. If we sit on the couch together or something, it's like watching a brother and sister sit together. We bicker over who is encroaching on whose space. Then, a typical conversation after going out with Mila: Audrey: "So, did you have fun loving your other girlfriend?" Me: "Oh yeah, tons of fun. But in all seriousness, we had a good time. You should've come." Audrey: "And watch you two screw around? No thanks." Me: "You're joking, right?" Audrey: "Sure." Any time we are intimate: "So is that better or worse than Mila?" Any time we do some sort of fun activity and I don't seem to be having the absolute time of my life: "Sorry I can't be as fun as Mila." Like, it's getting past the point of being a joke. I've always prioritized time with Audrey over other people. But, I'm allowed to go out with friends. And Mila's and my relationship is literally as far from inappropriate as you can get. I've asked Audrey to cut it out and she won't. What do I do? I'm getting really tired of her "joking" and it's not funny. Especially when she has no reason to be making these "jokes."
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# ? Aug 3, 2016 00:35 |
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Here's a good one from /r/legaladvicequote:The situation: "My stepson repeatedly vandalized a private citizen's property, and the property owner collected evidence of it. Was this entrapment?"
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# ? Aug 3, 2016 01:05 |
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If it was a lovely tag he should def get maximum punishment
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# ? Aug 3, 2016 01:51 |
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He did it a bunch of times THEN they setup cameras and caught him 10 more times.
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# ? Aug 3, 2016 02:04 |
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Yeah, it's entrapment because the property owner is a prison guard. Real legal eagle we got here. No wonder the stepson is an idiot with a stepdad so moronic.
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# ? Aug 3, 2016 02:20 |
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white people lmao letter of apology lmaoo
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# ? Aug 3, 2016 02:21 |
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No, you don't understand, they'll have the letter notarized and everything - totally official and way better than a worthless little record that won't get the dumb entrapping prison guard art-destroyer anything
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# ? Aug 3, 2016 02:27 |
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My [33M] wife [32F] of 6 years suddenly/desperately wants to have sex despite our bedroom being dead for over 5 months. My wife and I dated for three years and have been married for six. We have a 3 year old son. She is a SAHM, I work. We started fighting a lot more frequently about 1.5 years ago, over the dumbest poo poo. She would freak out over small things, in response I would criticize her for not doing her fair share of work around the house. Oftentimes I would come home from a grueling and long workday and find the house in disarray, with a very-low effort dinner prepared and so many chores left to do. I usually take care of the yardwork and more physically demanding, gritty jobs she can't handle such as cleaning out the gutter, lawnmowing, fixing shingles and other poo poo. I don't neglect my share of the housework, but she gave less effort and this led to our fights. Despite our fights our sex life was still decent, though we went from 5-6 times a week to a consistent 3. I got promoted back in October and my salary skyrocketed but I did have to work far more hours, and this obliterated our sex life. Sex gradually decreased from 3 times a week to once a week to nothing. The last time we had sex was in February. Communication wasn't very good between us, I was tired and stressed from work, and the most intimacy we had was the occasional kiss goodnight, the last of which was in early May. Although sex stopped, we still get along well, and occupy our time with hobbies (fishing for me, library volunteering for her). It's just that the sexual desire vanished. Unfortunately, we just kept ignoring the issue so we wouldn't have to deal with it, and it's been like that for a while. So you can imagine my surprise when last night, my wife pounces on me with absurd enthusiasm and practically begs to have sex. I was completely taken aback, we haven't even kissed since May and now she's desperate for sex? I tried to push her away for the moment and get my bearings but she wouldn't relent. I had to forcefully pin her arms down and tell her I wasn't in the mood (truthfully, I wasn't in the mood, the gym took a lot out of me yesterday, I had to get up early this morning, and all I wanted was sleep). She didn't react well. She yelled at me for turning her down, kept saying things like "this isn't a marriage" and "you owe it to me", still kept pushing for sex (this time much more desperately), and only quieted down when I promised her we would have sex the following night (tonight), when I thankfully had some time off from work. I'm typing this from home right now, actually. I'm suspicious, though. We haven't had any real intimacy at all for months, and all of a sudden she pounces on me with the sexual appetite of a newlywed? To suddenly reinvigorate our sex life without any preamble seemed very unlikely to me. Add in the fact that she's been increasingly out of the house for volunteer work at the library (as she claims) these last couple months, and my conclusion is that she either cheated and feels guilty so she's trying to lessen her guilt by having sex with me, or she got pregnant by another dude and now wants to have sex with me and pass it off as mine. Those conclusions might be completely wrong since I don't have any real evidence, but my gut is suggesting the latter. I attempted to snoop just today but her phone's password changed. I feel almost certain that she cheated, but I'm praying I'm wrong for the sake of my family. I do intend to confront her about this, both the suddenness of everything and her changed password (as we previously had open transparency), I just need some help putting my thoughts into words and I would like strangers' opinions on this situation. Regardless of what you say, though, I don't intend to have sex with her tonight, it was an empty promise so I could get some sleep. If my wife is being honest and faithful, we're going to rebuild our sex life the right way from the ground up, with dates and time and effort, not just suddenly jump into sex. tl;dr: After months of no sex/intimacy, wife suddenly wants to have sex, got very angry and seemingly desperate when I rejected her. I think she might be cheating.
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# ? Aug 3, 2016 03:26 |
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SciFiDownBeat posted:self.relationships.sever(relationships.length); I don't think self.relationships.sever() should take in any arguments.
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# ? Aug 3, 2016 03:38 |
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it just returns true anyways
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# ? Aug 3, 2016 03:41 |
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Sentient Data posted:Halloween's coming up soon, he should just be super romantic and dress up in a Darth Vader costume and drag her into a bounce house As an old, I understand this reference.
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# ? Aug 3, 2016 03:45 |
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VioletCorsica posted:My [33M] wife [32F] of 6 years suddenly/desperately wants to have sex despite our bedroom being dead for over 5 months. The part about this one is no matter what the "truth" is, the marriage probably won't recover.
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# ? Aug 3, 2016 04:04 |
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mind the walrus posted:The part about this one is no matter what the "truth" is, the marriage probably won't recover.
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My [26m] girlfriend [23f] of 6 months cheated on me and is going on a date with the guy.Relationshipsquote:A month or so ago the girl I've been dating, Emma, got invited to a wedding. I didn't want to attend because we have a rocky enough relationship there's no telling how we'd be months later, also I didn't want to be a random Black dude at this wedding. Obviously this was a problem, and she invited somebody else, Danny. (edit, forgot in the title, I don't really know, but I'd guess he's 23 or 24)
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