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Sion
Oct 16, 2004

"I'm the boss of space. That's plenty."
Empire Magazine has given it 4/5.
Guardian gives it a 3/5
Screencrush has given it a 3/10.
Indiewire gives it a D-, citing pretty oppressive sexism throughout (Deadshot misses his daughter, someone elses misses their wife, someone else misses their girlfriend and Enchantress seems to have 'wandered out of a porn parody.')

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Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

How are those first 3 sexism?

SirDan3k
Jan 6, 2001

Trust me, you are taking this a lot more seriously then I am.
Women used solely as male character motivation.

Sion
Oct 16, 2004

"I'm the boss of space. That's plenty."

SirDan3k posted:

Women used solely as male character motivation.

Ding ding ding.

Uncle Boogeyman
Jul 22, 2007

Apparently there's also a scene where the Joker tries to pimp Harley Quinn out to Common, which... yeesh

greatn
Nov 15, 2006

by Lowtax
How is the fourth one

Sion
Oct 16, 2004

"I'm the boss of space. That's plenty."

greatn posted:

How is the fourth one

why bother building a character when there's boobies?

While that might not be objectively sexism, it's pretty loving male-gazey and rubbish.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

The quoted part, the 4th one, is talking about Harley not Enchantress.

And they're saying she's a highlight.

hiddenriverninja
May 10, 2013

life is locomotion
keep moving
trust that you'll find your way

So T-mobile is offering me a free ticket to watch Suicide Squad. Should I not even bother?

Madkal
Feb 11, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 3 days!
Fallen Rib

hiddenriverninja posted:

So T-mobile is offering me a free ticket to watch Suicide Squad. Should I not even bother?

Seeing that it is the worst movie ever I say don't even see it for free.

site
Apr 6, 2007

Trans pride, Worldwide
Bitch
Free movie is a free movie yo

NieR Occomata
Jan 18, 2009

Glory to Mankind.

The common consensus from reviews I've read is more that the movie isn't the worst movie ever, more that it's bad and terribly, terribly boring.

Blockhouse
Sep 7, 2014

You Win!

Toxxupation posted:

The common consensus from reviews I've read is more that the movie isn't the worst movie ever, more that it's bad and terribly, terribly boring.

it seems to be a universal complaint that it feels like it was completely hacked together in editing too

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.

Myrddin_Emrys posted:

I loved MoS, I love BvS even more.

I think I'm the only person I know who thought that MoS was great and that BvS sucked really hard.

I'm dating myself horribly here, but Suicide Squad has all the earmarks and the trappings of movies that came out during MTV's heyday where the entire point of the films was to make music videos and soundtrack tie ins. Still, "boring" would have been the last thing I expected.

DC simply appears to just be in too much a loving hurry to tell all their stories and show off all their characters at once. I'm not saying "take the Marvel approach", per se, but you don't have to throw the entire kitchen sink at the audience all at once either. They seem to be assuming that the hardcore audience already knows the characters and that the casual audience can fill in the blanks but it seems they're disappointing both audiences.

BiggerBoat fucked around with this message at 19:43 on Aug 2, 2016

hiddenriverninja
May 10, 2013

life is locomotion
keep moving
trust that you'll find your way

Blockhouse posted:

it seems to be a universal complaint that it feels like it was completely hacked together in editing too

i guess we should patiently wait for the ultimate edition

ImpAtom
May 24, 2007

BiggerBoat posted:

I think I'm the only person I know who thought that MoS was great and that BvS sucked really hard.

I think MoS was a lot better than BvS at least.

Soonmot
Dec 19, 2002

Entrapta fucking loves robots




Grimey Drawer

FilthyImp posted:

I'm not really sure what the path is for DC if this bombs, or comes off as a lukewarm piss like BvS.

This is their "See, we can do Guardians/Deadpool too!" shot. If they can't pull it off here, it's likely the public won't tune in for Justice League. And if the drop-off is big enough, you have to wonder if they'll go through with the AquaMomoa, Cyborg and Flash movies.

I would not object to their only definite hit being Wonder Woman though.

obviously I cannot speak for the general audience, but even if this bombs (I won't see it until next week), I'm still going to see WW and JL in the hopes that they're good. You need Fantastic Four level of reviews before I nope out.

mycot
Oct 23, 2014

"It's okay. There are other Terminators! Just give us this one!"
Hell Gem
I really don't want Wonder Woman to fail before it starts. :smith:

kaesarsosei
Nov 7, 2012
The ultimate insult is the comparison to Oceans 11/12/13 whatever...those remakes are some of the most blank, boring films ever made and tbh the simple comparison is making me question whether I go see Suicide Squad.

FlamingLiberal
Jan 18, 2009

Would you like to play a game?



Ocean's 12 is an embarrassment to cinema.

I still don't know what they were thinking when they made that.

Veotax
May 16, 2006


Whelp, I'm still going to see this on Friday because I've got the day off and nothing better to do but I am very glad that that I've got free tickets (I get six free tickets a year from my bank, I've got two left but the only other films I'm planning on seeing this year are Doctor Strange and Rogue One).

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

kaesarsosei posted:

The ultimate insult is the comparison to Oceans 11/12/13 whatever...those remakes are some of the most blank, boring films ever made and tbh the simple comparison is making me question whether I go see Suicide Squad.

Regardless of your personal feelings, 2 of those are well regarded movies and a comparison to them would be meant to be positive.

Not 12 though.

site
Apr 6, 2007

Trans pride, Worldwide
Bitch
12 was the one featuring Julia Robert's character pretending to be Julia Roberts for the heist and an EMP machine right?

lol

howe_sam
Mar 7, 2013

Creepy little garbage eaters

site posted:

12 was the one featuring Julia Robert's character pretending to be Julia Roberts for the heist and an EMP machine right?

lol

The EMP was in 11. Julia Roberts pretending to be Julia Roberts is 12, and I've never watched 13 all the way through, it just twists in on itself too much.

Leon Trotsky 2012
Aug 27, 2009

YOU CAN TRUST ME!*


*Israeli Government-affiliated poster
Ocean's 12 was so stupid that it should have been either amazing or a trainwreck.

Instead, the whole time I was watching it I kept thinking "How can a movie this unambiguously ridiculous and stupid be so boring?"

Jamesman
Nov 19, 2004

"First off, let me start by saying curly light blond hair does not suit Hyomin at all. Furthermore,"
Fun Shoe
I wanted Suicide Squad to be good, but after hearing about the reshoots and Leto's antics, I was getting really worried about what kind of movie this was going to end up being. Sucks that it's looking to be another DC movie with a weird tone that I'm going to shy away from. :(

I wonder if DC's plan is, instead of directly competing with Marvel, to just make bad films that speed up the bubble bursting and torpedoing Marvel's film business.

rantmo
Jul 30, 2003

A smile better suits a hero



site posted:

Free movie is a free movie yo

This was the logic that lead me on a 45 minute drive to a Chicago suburb to see Godzilla in 1998.

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.

mycot posted:

I really don't want Wonder Woman to fail before it starts. :smith:

It seems most similar to Captain America in tone and style to me, aside from it being a period piece I mean, and Cap1 did OK if I remember right. I'm curious to see how it turns out myself. I don't like the character and have little interest in the film but it's hard to object on critical grounds to anything I've seen of WW so far, including BvS.

site
Apr 6, 2007

Trans pride, Worldwide
Bitch

rantmo posted:

This was the logic that lead me on a 45 minute drive to a Chicago suburb to see Godzilla in 1998.

Godzilla 98 was bad but tbh i feel more for the fact that you have to drive 45 min to get to a theatre. Yikes

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

FlamingLiberal posted:

Ocean's 12 is an embarrassment to cinema.

I still don't know what they were thinking when they made that.

I actually loved it. It was like a short story compilation.

rantmo
Jul 30, 2003

A smile better suits a hero



site posted:

Godzilla 98 was bad but tbh i feel more for the fact that you have to drive 45 min to get to a theatre. Yikes

That was the location of the specific screening I'd won a pass to, otherwise I would have stayed the hell in the city.

FlamingLiberal
Jan 18, 2009

Would you like to play a game?



site posted:

12 was the one featuring Julia Robert's character pretending to be Julia Roberts for the heist and an EMP machine right?

lol
I still can't believe they wrote that.

Darth Various
Oct 23, 2010

site posted:

12 was the one featuring Julia Robert's character pretending to be Julia Roberts for the heist and an EMP machine right?

That specific part is fantastic, though?

site
Apr 6, 2007

Trans pride, Worldwide
Bitch

rantmo posted:

That was the location of the specific screening I'd won a pass to, otherwise I would have stayed the hell in the city.

Ah okay, addendum: free movies are good if you don't have to drive an hour to a specific theatre.

X-O
Apr 28, 2002

Long Live The King!

Dammit. Still going to see it on Friday, but man I was hoping this was finally the one they got right.

purple death ray
Jul 28, 2007

me omw 2 steal ur girl

This will make just enough money for the movies to continue, and be just the right level of critically reviled for the narrative of "Anybody who doesn't like it just wants Marvel movies with their cars and their quips, they just don't Get It" to persist, and literally nothing will ever change.

Arist
Feb 13, 2012

who, me?


It'll be pretty hilarious if that happens considering that I keep hearing this is basically a Marvel movie, quips and all.

Bruceski
Aug 21, 2007

The tools of a hero mean nothing without a solid core.

howe_sam posted:

The EMP was in 11. Julia Roberts pretending to be Julia Roberts is 12, and I've never watched 13 all the way through, it just twists in on itself too much.

13 is "we don't need his money, we're just gonna make everyone else in the casino win big to screw him over."

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to

FlamingLiberal posted:

I still can't believe they wrote that.

It feels like a really self indulgent Hollywoo thing. Some actor has a brilliant idea that they, as an actor, do not exists in the world of their movies, but what if, they did! And then everyone else goes "whoa mind blown!" and it turned into a solid 20% if the film.

I do like Bruce Willis is just sitting in the hotel lobby alone, like he's waiting for his local friends to pick up him up but they're late.

Travis343 posted:

This will make just enough money for the movies to continue, and be just the right level of critically reviled for the narrative of "Anybody who doesn't like it just wants Marvel movies with their cars and their quips, they just don't Get It" to persist, and literally nothing will ever change.

Oh yea, is SS tanks either way, it will just fuel the persecution complex of DC fans. They'll double down on "well, DC movies are too smart for everyone except us who really get". Yea, all the critics and movie going public are way too dumb to understand the inner struggle of Juggalo Joker.

DC is the RNC while Marvel is the DNC.

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Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 6 days!
so has CD comic thread melted down or have they worked themselves into a tizzy over no one realizing the true greatness of the director and the movie being a modern day classic.

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