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RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

Grimey Drawer

Ruzihm posted:

None pizza w/ left beef


Say what you want but I'd eat that like I was hoping for a blowjob.

RoyKeen has a new favorite as of 18:19 on Aug 2, 2016

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Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Gimme a fat loving bong and a white line pizza any day.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

Paladinus posted:

ur dads a fruit m8

So what.

Slime
Jan 3, 2007

Paladinus posted:

ur dads a fruit m8

better his dad be a fruit than a vegetable

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever

Slime posted:

better his dad be a fruit than a vegetable

I dunno, Mom seems to do alright with a zucchini

Field Mousepad
Mar 21, 2010
BAE
Bbq chicken pizza is the best. Get with the times you old geezers.

RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

Grimey Drawer

Ok Fella posted:

Bbq chicken pizza is the best. Get with the times you old geezers.

I didn't want to prolong Pizza Chat but this is true. Maybe not the best but it's tasty.

root beer
Nov 13, 2005

Trent posted:

I'm considering quitting my job and going on the dole just to upset you.




Also, pineapple and bacon is best combo for hawaiian pizza. (not "canadian" bacon, BACON.)

:agreed: on both parts

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Hot sauce and/or jalapenos on a ham and pineapple = :yum:

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.
The gently caress is it about food that derails every god damned thread on this forum?

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

BiggerBoat posted:

The gently caress is it about food that derails every god damned thread on this forum?

Fat goons all have autism.

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



BiggerBoat posted:

The gently caress is it about food that derails every god damned thread on this forum?

Uh, Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin, obviously, you dumbass

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
The word "fag" stopped being funny and the word "pineapple pizza" started to be funny. Simple as that.

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

BiggerBoat posted:

The gently caress is it about food that derails every god damned thread on this forum?

goons have simultaneously the MOST opinions about food while also having the most BORING opinions about food

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
Hawaiian pizza for some, miniature american flags for others

Josef bugman
Nov 17, 2011

Pictured: Poster prepares to celebrate Holy Communion (probablY)

This avatar made possible by a gift from the Religionthread Posters Relief Fund
Sushi pizza.

Discuss.

Rysithusiku
Nov 10, 2013

Witness the assless man and despair!
All futures point to a world of filled holes.

Josef bugman posted:

Sushi pizza.

Discuss.

No.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Josef bugman posted:

Sushi pizza.

Discuss.

Wouldn't a soft shell fish taco just be a fish pizza?

An Actual Princess
Dec 23, 2006

I think pizza is, on the whole, extremely overrated.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

Illavick
Sep 15, 2012

WHENA MINA RENA VATIVE
First they came for anchovies and I said nothing because I did not like anchovies.
Then they came for pineapple and I said nothing because I did not like pineapple.

Nuebot
Feb 18, 2013

The developer of Brigador is a secret chud, don't give him money

Illavick posted:

First they came for anchovies and I said nothing because I did not like anchovies.
Then they came for pineapple and I said nothing because I did not like pineapple.

What about those assholes who always demand half the pizza be just cheese?

china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
SAY GOODBYE TO TELEPHONE SEX
Plaster Town Cop
m'pizza

china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
SAY GOODBYE TO TELEPHONE SEX
Plaster Town Cop
also gently caress everyone who didn't post a picture

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

china bot posted:

also gently caress everyone who didn't post a picture

*doesn't post picture*

Nuebot
Feb 18, 2013

The developer of Brigador is a secret chud, don't give him money

china bot posted:

also gently caress everyone who didn't post a picture

china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
SAY GOODBYE TO TELEPHONE SEX
Plaster Town Cop

Rad Lieutenant posted:

*doesn't post picture*

Yeah, you should have posted something like this:

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

china bot posted:

Yeah, you should have posted something like this:


Already posted, same page even :rolleyes:

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

china bot posted:

also gently caress everyone who didn't post a picture

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.

AndyElusive
Jan 7, 2007

Zzulu posted:

Everything belongs on pizza, hope this helps

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.




What the flying gently caress.

Dienes
Nov 4, 2009

dee
doot doot dee
doot doot doot
doot doot dee
dee doot doot
doot doot dee
dee doot doot


College Slice

Holy poo poo, I took a nearly identical picture when I stumbled on this at Books-a-Million. Its apparently the seventh loving book in a series.

Franchescanado
Feb 23, 2013

If it wasn't for disappointment
I wouldn't have any appointment

Grimey Drawer

TBB needs a thread for these. Bad Book Safari is the best.

Coq au Nandos
Nov 7, 2006

I think I would say to my daughters if they were to ask me this question... A shitpost is the greatest gift that you can give someone, the ultimate gift of giving and don't give it to someone lightly, that's what I would say.

Kinda wanna read this

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012






PCOS Bill
May 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Edit: Wait this isn't the meme thread

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.

I got whiplash trying to follow that synopsis.

I brought my Drake
Jul 10, 2014

These high-G injections have some serious side effects after pulling so many jumps.

Dick Trauma posted:

I got whiplash trying to follow that synopsis.

Like people read these things for the plot.

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Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011




Pft. She's no Hugo Award Nominee Chuck Tingle. :colbert:

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