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I can HAD waterlolmen! :rotfloorlmao:
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# ? Aug 3, 2016 03:43 |
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Ocrassus posted:Why has this thread turned into fuckin E/N.
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# ? Aug 3, 2016 03:43 |
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# ? Aug 3, 2016 05:59 |
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I still want to know what kind of responses to that kid's comment might have been. Especially if the girl herself replied.
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# ? Aug 3, 2016 07:16 |
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Wicker Man posted:I still want to know what kind of responses to that kid's comment might have been. Especially if the girl herself replied. To a comment like that, there's only one way she could have replied. She never stood a chance.
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# ? Aug 3, 2016 07:21 |
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Pick posted:The watermelon wasn't even in anything, or disguised in any way, I just got confused. Please be extra cautious when eating watermelon.
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# ? Aug 3, 2016 08:58 |
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Can people please stop replying in earnest to loving Carmant of all people? gently caress's sake
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# ? Aug 3, 2016 12:46 |
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Moridin920 posted:I'm telling you that in reality people respond hella well to someone doing their own thing. Don't be a follower, be a trend setter. Stop obsessing so much about what other people think all the time. Get confident because you know you're dope af regardless of what some chucklefuck says. people are giving you free stuff because they think you are homeless
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# ? Aug 3, 2016 13:00 |
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Both this thread and the reddit relationship one are great because of all the mental illness on display.
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# ? Aug 3, 2016 13:24 |
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Troposphere posted:whenever I come into work without eyeliner on everyone is like wow you look so good without the makeup and I'm wearing primer+foundation+concealer+blush+powder+setting spray
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# ? Aug 3, 2016 14:39 |
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# ? Aug 3, 2016 14:46 |
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Pick posted:Someone said there wasn't a firm definition of "creepy", but there is. Creepy is still pretty well tied to "creeping" in the traditional sense. That is, to creep, to try to do things furtively (and therefore with limited risk). Mr. Butt Sandwich was being a creep because he was trying to force his butt onto women while pretending that wasn't his plan. He was being manipulative, taking advantage of plausible deniability even though he knew what he was doing. If he'd been like "I'm going to shove my butt against you!" he'd be an obnoxious rear end in a top hat, but not a creep. Standing outside a woman's dorm window and yelling "I love you, Sandy!!" might be obnoxious or even frightening, but it's not creepy. Sitting out in the bushes waiting for a peek of Sandy through the window is creepy. Creepy is about being furtive when other people are acting in good faith, and that's why it's frowned upon. A creep is not a worse person than an obnoxious rear end in a top hat per se, but it's its own thing. so would it not be creepy if i came up in broad daylight and showed you my rape knife
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# ? Aug 3, 2016 15:12 |
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subhuman filth posted:so would it not be creepy if i came up in broad daylight and showed you my rape knife Depends. Do you go up and say "I'd love to cut your clothes to shreds with this"? Or "Look at this great fillet knife I got from Cutco", while wanting to cut her cloths to shreds.
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# ? Aug 3, 2016 15:15 |
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"This is my rape knife. I use it when i perform my many aggravated sexual assaults"
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# ? Aug 3, 2016 15:17 |
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subhuman filth posted:"This is my rape knife. I use it when i perform my many aggravated sexual assaults" I know a few girls who would invite you in after that.
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# ? Aug 3, 2016 15:24 |
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PallasAthene posted:I know a few girls who would invite you in after that. Is a rape knife used on the willing really a rape knife? Or does it become more of a multi use tool?
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# ? Aug 3, 2016 15:27 |
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Golluk posted:Is a rape knife used on the willing really a rape knife? Or does it become more of a multi use tool? The blade grows dull
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# ? Aug 3, 2016 15:27 |
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PallasAthene posted:I know a few girls who would invite you in after that. do they have rape knives?
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# ? Aug 3, 2016 15:33 |
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Zorodius posted:do they have rape knives? They have one of those magnetic strips for kitchen knives on the wall by the bed in case dudes need the use of both hands.
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# ? Aug 3, 2016 15:35 |
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PallasAthene posted:They have one of those magnetic strips for kitchen knives on the wall by the bed in case dudes need the use of both hands. hook your boy up
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# ? Aug 3, 2016 15:42 |
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PallasAthene posted:They have one of those magnetic strips for kitchen knives on the wall by the bed in case dudes need the use of both hands. It's just being considerate of the opposite sex. Like single guys having a covered trash can in the bathroom.
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# ? Aug 3, 2016 15:48 |
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Wicker Man posted:I still want to know what kind of responses to that kid's comment might have been. Especially if the girl herself replied. It was probably hard for her to type out a reply with one hand.
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# ? Aug 3, 2016 16:42 |
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Spatial posted:His brazenness increased over time. A few months after that he followed some poor girl around a nightclub for 20 minutes straight until her boyfriend physically threatened him to stop. We only know this because he proudly told us the whole sordid tale, including the amazing phrase "I would've beaten him up but he was too big." He was utterly serious about this and took great pride in it. Hard to believe but it's completely true. We often thought we must be on some candid camera show with the poo poo this guy was saying and doing. That's amazing. I wonder if in his mind it's like holding down M1 in Minecraft, stay aiming at the block (female) long enough and somehow he'll get his reward White Phosphorus posted:The whore bitch Hillary doesn't serve a nice liberal like me. She serves my (((liberal income bracket))), but not the people whose interests I'm trying to vote for. It is a predicament.
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# ? Aug 3, 2016 16:48 |
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Stinky_Pete posted:She serves my (((liberal income bracket))), but not the people whose interests I'm trying to vote for. It is a predicament. this forum is the only place I've ever seen this weird loving argument lol like it's insulting to poor folks that people who aren't poor want less income inequality, lol. it's the most batshit crazy rationalization for lack of empathy I've ever seen just be honest and say you don't give a gently caress about anyone else
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# ? Aug 3, 2016 16:54 |
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The key is to work in IT and have service industry friends
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# ? Aug 3, 2016 17:06 |
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unless your phone number starts with the Saudi Arabia country code, Hillary doesn't give a poo poo about your interests
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# ? Aug 3, 2016 17:07 |
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Rutibex posted:
homeless with a brand new 2015 car and always willing to blaze with them with some top shelf club weed yep haha they just like me because I'm friendly with them bc service industry bros flock together
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# ? Aug 3, 2016 17:09 |
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radiatinglines posted:just be honest and say you don't give a gently caress about anyone else ah, to live without guilt. what a dream i'm going to marry a doctor or fellow engineer, join the top 10% household income bracket, benefit from the imperial status quo, and shed a single tear every night for the working man
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# ? Aug 3, 2016 17:25 |
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Stinky_Pete posted:ah, to live without guilt. what a dream The trick to this is to move to New York or San Francisco so you can still feel poor.
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Stinky_Pete posted:ah, to live without guilt. what a dream Engineers make about 20% of a doctor's salary though.
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# ? Aug 3, 2016 17:37 |
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if you're still in a position where the capital class is extracting wealth from your labor then you're still a bitch imo and you shouldn't poo poo on laborers bc you're just labor class in nicer clothes at the end of the day you think being an engineer will save you pff either you control the flow of capital or you don't
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# ? Aug 3, 2016 17:42 |
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Blacktoll posted:Both this thread and the reddit relationship one are great because of all the mental illness on display. I really hate/love the fact that these got me to start browsing reddit, but the comedy is endless this is probably the best niceguy.txt I've ever read quote:Hi everyone. I am apologizing now for the long read there's a TLDR at the end. I really need help. I have bee struggling with this for years and finally looking for advice.
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# ? Aug 3, 2016 17:43 |
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subhuman filth posted:so would it not be creepy if i came up in broad daylight and showed you my rape knife That would be more like scary, but not necessarily creepy?
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# ? Aug 3, 2016 17:49 |
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what if a guy forthrightly declares "I am a creep"? Unwind that paradox, Bertrand Russell.
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# ? Aug 3, 2016 17:57 |
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P-Mack posted:The trick to this is to move to New York or San Francisco so you can still feel poor. Pro stat
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# ? Aug 3, 2016 17:59 |
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Zorodius posted:what if a guy forthrightly declares "I am a creep"? Unwind that paradox, Bertrand Russell. He's not a creep because he says he's a creep any more than a baby is a watermelon because I say it is.
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# ? Aug 3, 2016 18:01 |
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What if the guy says he's a creep AND a weirdo, and wonders what the hell he is doing here because he does not belong here?
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# ? Aug 3, 2016 18:04 |
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Varg posted:this is probably the best niceguy.txt I've ever read Holy poo poo has never been more appropriate.
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# ? Aug 3, 2016 18:05 |
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Zorodius posted:what if a guy forthrightly declares "I am a creep"? Unwind that paradox, Bertrand Russell.
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# ? Aug 3, 2016 18:08 |
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Most women are simplistic creatures whom it is quite straightforward to manipulate into sex. I know it's not something most men want to do with their free time, but if you actually watch some stuff like romcoms, read/watch Twilight etc. it helps you to identify some of the romantic archetypes women are attracted to and which you can then incorporate into your own appearance and interpersonal interactions (it helps to be a bit dishonest, but then Tinder and other such apps are obviously useful for meaningless sexual interactions - feel free to lie to your heart's content). The problem is that a lot of 'nice guys' treat women as wonderful special snowflakes, when most are very average mental specimens. Try going with less respect rather than more and you will have greater success, so long as you take a reasonable amount of care with your appearance.
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