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Tongues
Aug 28, 2009

But I think those are eyes...
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Mickolution posted:

A quick google hasn't helped, any idea where I could find part 1? I feel like I'm missing out on some of the nuance by jumping straight into part 2!

Part one was the NYCFC we don't give a crud booklet

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TelekineticBear!
Feb 19, 2009



lol

Ninpo
Aug 6, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
Is that a top 25 prem players ever or is there more context to it?

jyrka
Jan 21, 2005


Potato Count: 2 small potatoes
Yeah top 25 of the EPL era. According to The Telegraph. Or whatever.

TelekineticBear!
Feb 19, 2009

Ninpo posted:

Is that a top 25 prem players ever or is there more context to it?

A top 25 premiership players with Kompany in it but no Ruud, Zola, Fowler, Owen etc. Its a bad bad list

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack
lol at shithouse Roy Keane being #3

Henry > Giggs too

JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

African AIDS cum posted:

lol at shithouse Roy Keane being #3

Henry > Giggs too

Giggs has won the most prem stuff of any prem player tho'

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


lmao at dogshit being in there off the back of 1 and a half quite good seasons

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


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JFairfax posted:

Giggs has won the most prem stuff of any prem player tho'

He couldn't lace Henry's boots. Fact

Ninpo
Aug 6, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
I can understand Giggs being put there but I'd probably put Shearer and Henry ahead of him. Lol @ Kompany and Toure

jyrka
Jan 21, 2005


Potato Count: 2 small potatoes
Cantona's too high. 6 seasons in the Prem and he only scored more than 15 goals once. 6-9-18-12-14-11. Agüero has scored 23-12-17-26-24 for example. Even Lukaku has 3 seasons of 15 goals or more.

I wasn't born yet in the 90s, of course, so I don't know - maybe he wasn't a striker?

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


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jyrka posted:

Cantona's too high. 6 seasons in the Prem and he only scored more than 15 goals once. 6-9-18-12-14-11. Agüero has scored 23-12-17-26-24 for example. Even Lukaku has 3 seasons of 15 goals or more.

I wasn't born yet in the 90s, of course, so I don't know - maybe he wasn't a striker?

He played for Mancchester United so he was a legend m8.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
shearer scored the most goals so should be top

TelekineticBear!
Feb 19, 2009

jyrka posted:

Cantona's too high. 6 seasons in the Prem and he only scored more than 15 goals once. 6-9-18-12-14-11. Agüero has scored 23-12-17-26-24 for example. Even Lukaku has 3 seasons of 15 goals or more.

I wasn't born yet in the 90s, of course, so I don't know - maybe he wasn't a striker?

He wasn't really an out and out striker in the same sense as those two players and was more on the creative side than the main gaolscorer. He also was banned for like 9 months or whatever when he kicked that fan.

Cantona usually ranks highly on these lists because hes more the face people think of when they think of man united's dominance of the early and mid 90s.

Drogba also doesnt deserve to be in the top 25 and had about 2 good seasons and spent the rest of his time at chelsea sleepwalking around the pitch. Get Jimmy Floyd in there ahead of him imo

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


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Gary Speed should be on there. It took 3 men to bring him down.

Ninpo
Aug 6, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

African AIDS cum posted:

Gary Speed should be on there. It took 3 men to bring him down.

Bit ropey this

JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Jose posted:

shearer scored the most goals so should be top

you might be biased, but yeah that's a good reason for him to be top, also because he went to join his hometown club, sacrificing many more premier league trophies for that honour.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
there are a bunch of ridiculous goal scoring records he has that probably won't be beaten for a very long time

Flayer
Sep 13, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Buglord
You really have to include Matt Le Tissier. As lazy and unambitious as he was, Le Tissier was still incredible.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Jose posted:

there are a bunch of ridiculous goal scoring records he has that probably won't be beaten for a very long time

All those records and he never even won the Premier League.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Shrapnig posted:

All those records and he never even won the Premier League.

lol

JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Jose posted:

there are a bunch of ridiculous goal scoring records he has that probably won't be beaten for a very long time

England
Top goalscorer in Premier League history: 260 goals
Most Premier League goals in a 42-game season: 34
Most Premier League goals in a 38-game season: 31
Most Premier League hat-tricks: 11

Newcastle
Top goalscorer in Newcastle United history: 206
Most European goals scored for Newcastle United: 30

he could have had 300 if he joined manchester united after blackburn

advanced statsman
Dec 26, 2012

ISLAM FC
Giggs: I may be number one, but the best player I ever faced, was Paul Scholes

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire
Xavi: Probably the greatest player in La Liga during the 90's and 2000's was Paul Scholes.

Simone Poodoin
Jun 26, 2003

Che storia figata, ragazzo!



That list is so bogus, where's big Chope?

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

JFairfax posted:

England
Top goalscorer in Premier League history: 260 goals
Most Premier League goals in a 42-game season: 34
Most Premier League goals in a 38-game season: 31
Most Premier League hat-tricks: 11

Newcastle
Top goalscorer in Newcastle United history: 206
Most European goals scored for Newcastle United: 30

he could have had 300 if he joined manchester united after blackburn

fastest to 100 goals, only player to get 200 goals, only player to get 100 goals for 2 different teams

Ewar Woowar
Feb 25, 2007


Did Ninpo make this list?

JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Ewar Woowar posted:

Did Ninpo make this list?

No because Stan Collymore isn't number one

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer


I can't tell if this is right thread or wrong. I just know it's wrong in some way.

advanced statsman
Dec 26, 2012

ISLAM FC

TheBigAristotle posted:



I can't tell if this is right thread or wrong. I just know it's wrong in some way.

right thread

advanced statsman
Dec 26, 2012

ISLAM FC
those rowdy computer janitors are going doopin' mental imo

jyrka
Jan 21, 2005


Potato Count: 2 small potatoes
Is 'computer janitor' the new 'hipster'?

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY

jyrka posted:

Is 'computer janitor' the new 'hipster'?

It's a 2 year old meme Advanced Statsman needs to step up his meme game.

jyrka
Jan 21, 2005


Potato Count: 2 small potatoes
What are the current memes? Also can someone explain how snapchat works to me?

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer

jyrka posted:

What are the current memes? Also can someone explain how snapchat works to me?

Just send temporary pictures of your dick to the woman you want and she will bang you

belgend
Mar 6, 2008

me when The Club do another win

TheBigAristotle posted:



I can't tell if this is right thread or wrong. I just know it's wrong in some way.

Some prime av material in this pic

advanced statsman
Dec 26, 2012

ISLAM FC

blue footed boobie posted:

It's a 2 year old meme Advanced Statsman needs to step up his meme game.

It's still very current and, most importantly, real. I post from the heart.

Healbot
Jul 7, 2006

very very very fucjable
very vywr very


TheBigAristotle posted:



I can't tell if this is right thread or wrong. I just know it's wrong in some way.

Waldo isn't even trying anymore.

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

lmao at everyone in this pic especially IPA Uncle Sam

vyelkin fucked around with this message at 20:49 on Aug 4, 2016

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blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY
I'm the guy in the middle

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