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Gah, I had to read one of Sandra Hill's novels when I lost a bet. Who'd have thought there actually was a romance between a viking and a psychologist? Apparently she has a thing for vikings where they don't belong. It was so bad, we used to read it over the PA to make customers leave our bookstore. It only took about two paragraphs before they got the message.
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I had to find this novel to see if it is real. https://www.amazon.com/Angel-Wore-F...howViewpoints=0 Now I am sad. 
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If it had a bunch of rapey B&D, I'd almost think it was John Ringo. Publishers Weekly posted:Fleeing a tyrant, young Torolf Magnusson and his family accidentally time-travel from the 11th-century Norselands to modern-day America. They adapt so well that, years later, he's become a navy SEAL determined to return to his home time and right old wrongs. A group of special forces buddies, viewing the adventure as a lark, insist on going with him—and land in the midst of a Viking women's sanctuary whose residents, though they despise men, are eager for children. Hilarious cultural misunderstandings and outlandish sex scenes follow, along with a budding romance between Torolf and the sanctuary leader, strong-minded Hilda Berdottir. Though Hill's plot requires some major suspension of disbelief, her attention to the details of SEAL operations and Viking life provide a welcome measure of credibility as the men and their new allies work to dispatch the villain. A clichéd evil scientist plot weakens the latter half of the book, but Hilda's comical adventures in present-day California and a highly satisfying end more than compensate. Hill's fertile imagination and ribald erotic touches, previously employed in more than a dozen historical and paranormal romances (including The Very Virile Viking), should further expand the popularity of this bestselling author. (Dec.) I actually own the following:  
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Now to keep this in mind a few months until my girlfriend's birthday is coming up.
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No wedding ring.
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My Lovely Horse posted:Now to keep this in mind a few months until my girlfriend's birthday is coming up.
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Aug 3, 2016 11:42
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Those are clearly not selfies.
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Master Twig posted:Those are clearly not selfies. Back in my day, lad, we had cameras with a timer function. See, what you'd do is-
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Aug 3, 2016 11:46
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Hopefully the Awful App does this right.
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Am I the only person that read it as oval office Sigurdsson?
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canis minor posted:Am I the only person that read it as oval office Sigurdsson? No, I figured it as a lazy play on "oval office So Good Son" immediately
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It might also be a pun in this context, but Cnut (Knud, Knut, latin Canute) was/is a legit Scandinavian name. See for instance: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cnut_the_Great Carthag Tuek has a new favorite as of 14:51 on Aug 3, 2016 |
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I didn't even know Magikarp learned Burn.
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Didn't know Magikarp could be fire type.
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Didn't know Magikarp knew how to insult the gently caress outta someone online.
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I'll take Magikarps all day anyway, send enough off to the kibble factory and eventually you'll get a Gyarados.
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Didn't know Magikarp, a fictional character, could post on Twitter
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Excuse me but you'll find pokemon our real. They're are friends too, but not always.
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RyokoTK posted:I'll take Magikarps all day anyway, send enough off to the kibble factory and eventually you'll get a Gyarados. ITS A SPECIAL FARM WHERE THEY ALL PLAY TOGETHER
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That's not even a bad translation, the Chinese text says exactly the same thing.  e: well, 踩 means to step on or trample rather than "touch". Don't step on me, I'm afraid to hurt. venus de lmao has a new favorite as of 17:43 on Aug 3, 2016 |
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nexus6 posted:Didn't know Magikarp, a fictional character, could post on Twitter  + waterproof smartphoneTech has come a long way my friend
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A scuba diver is constantly leaking bubbles shouldn't a scuba fish be pissing water all over the floor?
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Krinkle posted:A scuba diver is constantly leaking bubbles shouldn't a scuba fish be pissing water all over the floor? Both the diver and fish would be releasing carbon dioxide gas. You cannot see the air bubbles because the fish is on land.
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RyokoTK posted:Excuse me but you'll find pokemon our real. 
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official kc green sequel: https://thenib.com/this-is-not-fine 
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Wth long kinda freak arm is that i dont even
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nerdz posted:official kc green sequel: Also a Kickstarter to get your own official "This is fine" plush: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/kcgreen/this-is-fine-plush-dog
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Karate Bastard posted:Wth long kinda freak arm is that i dont even all the longer to grab your guns with 
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nerdz posted:official kc green sequel: christ what an rear end in a top hat
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