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Bardeh posted:i was thinking about how people say you never see a toilet on the Enterprise. with teleporter technology, maybe they're living in a post-toilet society - the poops just get teleported into the replicator matter container out once they reach a certain size and get recycled into dinner When I was a kid my dad told me that the replicators made food that your body could completely break down into pure nutrition, so the only time you pooped was on away missions.
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But my dad said lots of poo poo be made up on the fly.
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Aug 3, 2016 19:51
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For months he convinced me he had a talking Camaro named "Berli", by having his secretary make voice recordings talking to me on one of those mini cassette recorders, and keeping it down between the drivers seat and the door.
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Aug 3, 2016 19:52
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One time he woke me up shouting "the bucket trees are in bloom c'mon you have to help me pick buckets". His company had made a bunch of buckets that had some minor flaw, so he had his guys come by overnight and hang hundreds of buckets in the trees in our yard.
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Aug 3, 2016 19:54
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Your dad sounds cool AF
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He was, yeah 
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ConstantDelays posted:Going through DS9 season 1 at the moment, and I'm more or less where you were. Between the guy assassinating cool rear end Gul Daheel last episode and Wynn's bullshit in this one, I'm losing a lot of sympathy for the Bajorans. But hey, season 2 starts with a sweet two parter starring Frank Langella. Of course, it just makes the Bajorans even more hostile, but still, Frank Langella. Sten Freak posted:After watching 3 OK social issue episodes in a row DS9 delivers the awesome one that shows Odo's beginnings as a constable and Kira's resistance days. Fantastic episode. I think my wife wiped a tear at the end when Kira states their friendship as being the reason she didn't tell Odo the truth of the unsolved murder. drat that was good stuff. There is another episode a few seasons later that is essentially the same plot, except in reverse. And Kira can't see the irony in the situation so she gets furious at Odo for what happens.
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Aug 3, 2016 20:14
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Is Frank Langella the guy from Avatar or the guy with hotdog lips?
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I think I anyways confuse those two.
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Pretty sure it's lippenfurter though.
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criscodisco posted:Is Frank Langella the guy from Avatar or the guy with hotdog lips? You're thinking of Stephen Lang, maybe? Frank Langella is in old stuff like The Twelve Chairs, or that terrible Gina Davis pirate movie Cutthroat Island.
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Arcsquad12 posted:You're thinking of Stephen Lang, maybe? Frank Langella is in old stuff like The Twelve Chairs, or that terrible Gina Davis pirate movie Cutthroat Island. Dammit, my brain had just forgotten about that POS... so thanks, dick. Dude, was great in Dave.
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Aug 3, 2016 20:18
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Bajorans are as awful as Humans should be.
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Yeah I just did a GIS and it's not hotdog lips. Now I will go crazy trying to figure out who I was picturing. Incidentally, in all of Google Image search, there's only one picture of Frank Langella doing a toothy smile. Every other picture is closed mouth smiles, and I'm not entirely sure the toothy smile pic wasn't CGI. I don't trust people who smile like that, unless they have Kirsten Dunst teeth.
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haha he could have just eaten the Sundays (SUNDAES GET IT) haha Tuvok you're so funny and it looks like Neelix is rubbing off on you a bit
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Burning_Monk posted:Dammit, my brain had just forgotten about that POS... so thanks, dick. He's the only good part of that movie because he keeps killing people, therefore lowering the overall annoyance each time. I suppose the exploding ship at the end was good too, but that's about it.
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EvilTaytoMan posted:And a live rat in their mouth and they growl at Picard every time he gets close to them. Or just growling whenever Geordi got close to them. Animals know things.
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buttcrackmenace posted:also : this thread now has ~18 pages worth of criscodisco posts I was going to prove to y'all that 18 pages wasn't that many but I got as far as dividing 154 by 18 before I remembered that I'm terrible at math.
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Fister Roboto posted:As space becomes more traveled, you can bet your rear end that rats and other vermin will be up there too. It's just inevitable. Why do you think they had a cat on the Nostromo? Honestly if/when humans travel to other planets we'll be bringing rats, cockroaches and Mosquitos with us and it's going to destroy fragile ecosystems through the galaxy as a terror plague
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Aliens will think we sent monsters to torment them as bio weapons and we'll be like "nah man we're just really gross and dirty sry"
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Aug 3, 2016 20:39
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gently caress those ecosystems if they can't handle our vermin then that's on them not us. Besides Trip and Reed blew up a planet once by entering the atmosphere wrong I'm sure they'd have leapt at the chance to just have some ecosystem damage.
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naem posted:Aliens will think we sent monsters to torment them as bio weapons and we'll be like "nah man we're just really gross and dirty sry" Oh please Klingons just wipe their poo poo right on the walls and growl at it, we invented Purel.
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And Ferengi ears have to smell like 10 kinds of rear end. They're walking around with platter sized petri dishes on their heads.
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Besides cats eat bugs, too. After a nice long voyage there won't be a critter left alive in that ship. I know sometimes I'll wake up and there will be a big spider in my kitchen sink so I just grab my cat and put it in the sink with the spider and problem solved.
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criscodisco posted:I was going to prove to y'all that 18 pages wasn't that many but I got as far as dividing 154 by 18 before I remembered that I'm terrible at math. If there's 8 20s in 160, then there's at least 8 18s in 154, so just estimate and say that you've made 1/8 of the posts in this thread.
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Is this that new math all the parents complain about?
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There's a bunch of theoretical aminoacids that could exist and the ones we use may basically be random. Could we eat an alien? Would the different animo acids gently caress us up?
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criscodisco posted:And Ferengi ears have to smell like 10 kinds of rear end. They're walking around with platter sized petri dishes on their heads. Any Ferengi male with functioning hands who has reached puberty spends at least two hours a day grooming their lobes, often with scented warming oils.
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criscodisco posted:And Ferengi ears have to smell like 10 kinds of rear end. They're walking around with platter sized petri dishes on their heads. I loved the ironic anecdote that the Ferengi actors became deaf as doorbells when they were in costume due to having giant rubber "ears" attached to the side of their heads.
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Automatic Slim posted:They should've never let Riker grow the beard. incorrect
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criscodisco posted:Besides cats eat bugs, too. After a nice long voyage there won't be a critter left alive in that ship. I know sometimes I'll wake up and there will be a big spider in my kitchen sink so I just grab my cat and put it in the sink with the spider and problem solved. No joke. When I was younger my family stayed at my grandmothers while when we moved and some paperwork thing kept us from moving into the new place. She hated the idea that we brought the cats until within a week the bug problems she'd always had disappeared. From that point on grandma had a grudging respect for cats.  Also this reminds me of the "O'brien must suffer" episode where he had to get rid of a vole infestation.
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Trast posted:
He does aim a sonic firearm right at Quark in that episode.
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Trast posted:Also this reminds me of the "O'brien must suffer" episode where he had to get rid of a vole infestation. <Zap!> "Yowch!" ** Dax emerges from an access panel, dangling a dead vole
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Arcsquad12 posted:But hey, season 2 starts with a sweet two parter starring Frank Langella. Of course, it just makes the Bajorans even more hostile, but still, Frank Langella. Yeah, this one bothered me when it aired. Very inconsistent.
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Germstore posted:There's a bunch of theoretical aminoacids that could exist and the ones we use may basically be random. Could we eat an alien? Would the different animo acids gently caress us up? In the future, when life with an entirely different biochemistry is discovered, no one will care about aliens except as calorie free diet food.
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getting fucke dup on some romulan ale tonight boys
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Hillary Clintons Thong posted:getting fucke dup on some romulan ale tonight boys I'll organize an away team to find your sinuses tomorrow.
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criscodisco posted:Also Wars<Trek. I'ma stop you right there
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criscodisco posted:Is Frank Langella the guy from Avatar or the guy with hotdog lips? He's Skeletor from the He-Man movie
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Big Mean Jerk posted:I'ma stop you right there Go ahead and try, but you'll keep arguing despite knowing deep inside that you're wrong, and that no one would devote pages to wondering which Cantina monster would give the best beejer.
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