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a retard
Jan 7, 2013

by Lowtax
when terrible tviv mod aatrek got outed as a convicted sex offender (mods knew)

some guy spent like a thousand dollars on my little pony avatars for people in tfr and it turned out that he drew my little pony porn

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The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



a retard posted:


some guy spent like a thousand dollars on my little pony avatars for people in tfr and it turned out that he drew my little pony porn

I guess that must pay pretty well

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
the bay of pigs fiasco and the ensuing cuban missle crisis

Nanomashoes
Aug 18, 2012

dad gay. so what posted:

the bay of pigs fiasco and the ensuing cuban missle crisis

The greatest prank we ever pulled.

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



Nanomashoes posted:

The greatest prank we ever pulled.

People aren't supposed to know that was us

Nanomashoes
Aug 18, 2012

It's OK, Glenn Beck already outed us as a CIA front after the death of Vilerat.

Worlds Smuggest
Mar 13, 2010

Nanomashoes posted:

It's OK, Glenn Beck already outed us as a CIA front after the death of Vilerat.

Funny if true, since we've had more impact on the world by proxy than they ever have.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Worlds Smuggest posted:

Funny if true, since we've had more impact on the world by proxy than they ever have.

heh...HA....HAHAHHAHA...:lol:...AHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHhA...:laffo:.....AHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHA!

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


when xandoom told the horror movie thread his girlfriend broke up with him because he's obsessed with chloe grace moretz I think his name is Kvlt! now

Clothes Optional
Oct 3, 2004
Wonder if anyone remembers greenlighting.

Worlds Smuggest
Mar 13, 2010

VendaGoat posted:

heh...HA....HAHAHHAHA...:lol:...AHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHhA...:laffo:.....AHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHA!

To be fair goatman, any spy organization, could not and should not, take credit for any action they are responsible for, and thus have, in no clear terms, an impact on anything.

That and anything they have done in the last 70 years has either blown up in their face or been a complete and total failure when discovered or outed.

ontario
Mar 13, 2006

lowtax vs uwe boll

leonard crabs vs. ultimate warrior

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Worlds Smuggest posted:

To be fair goatman, any spy organization, could not and should not, take credit for any action they are responsible for, and thus have, in no clear terms, an impact on anything.

That and anything they have done in the last 70 years has either blown up in their face or been a complete and total failure when discovered or outed.

So are you saying we should take credit for something? *holds up cuff to mouth and awaits a response*.

Worlds Smuggest
Mar 13, 2010

VendaGoat posted:

So are you saying we should take credit for something? *holds up cuff to mouth and awaits a response*.

Only if to prove we are not, in fact, a CIA front to anyone who would read your posts or this forum. oh, wait... :smith:

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



I wish I were a cia agent

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Worlds Smuggest posted:

Only if to prove we are not, in fact, a CIA front to anyone who would read your posts or this forum. oh, wait... :smith:

Time makes fools of us all.

:smith:

Nanomashoes
Aug 18, 2012

Dr. Pavel, I'm CIA.

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!
The amazing event that was Goon Love is the Best Love. There was a weird date with 2 dudes and a lady that produced a wonderful bromance and those dudes hating the girl for whatever reason. Another date resulting in some stalking I think and hilarious accusations. Those 2 stand out in my memory. I seem to remember a couple actually went over like normal dates between humans but there was enough of a massive shitfest that it never happened again.

kalel
Jun 19, 2012

Nanomashoes posted:

Dr. Pavel, I'm CIA.

That was a 4 Chan creation

Nanomashoes
Aug 18, 2012

SciFiDownBeat posted:

That was a 4 Chan creation

and that Germanwings crash was their doing

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
I guess rcman's DMCA takedown worked. His goofy picture did show some photo skills, but allowed me the line: "Is that Slenderman? Cause I sure can't see him!"
I still chuckle sensibly about that one.

Yorkshire Pudding
Nov 24, 2006



If you guys don't think the entire Caro Saga is the most magnificent and wildly improbable thing that has ever happened here, you are mistaken.

Abugadu
Jul 12, 2004

1st Sgt. Matthews and the men have Procured for me a cummerbund from a traveling gypsy, who screeched Victory shall come at a Terrible price. i am Honored.
John Kruk's Fancy Testicle

Pizza Matrix

The occasional appearance of the gimmicks, Adventures of Jesus, Jaded Mensa Op, Gamequoter, etc.

Spoonce dropping into a thread about someone's relative dying, and no one having a clue if he was trolling or what -

quote:

"I know I'll probably be attacked for this (video games are for losers, etc. ), but this is exactly how I felt when Aerith died. I honestly didn't know what to do, I was pretty much in a daze.. I would go into battle without any materia equipped, I'd forget to heal my characters after battles, completely neglected my chocobos. I would just go to the Golden Saucer and dick around for hours at a time playing minigames... I just didn't see any point to advancing the story, how could there be a story without her? Well, it took some time, but I got over it (and took my revenge on Sephy [KoTR + Mimic ftw]), and the point is, I'm sure you will too. If there's anything I'd take from this, it's that life goes on even after losing a loved one, it's just up to you how long it takes.
Goondolences."

- spoonce

The rapid appearance and disappearance of Helldump

Gendo getting called out on TV for mocking Jerry Kill

Tokaii's old police threads

Radium always promising to fix poo poo

That one dude stealing art from Shmorky and pretending it was his

Some of the stuff already mentioned: Judohobo, Return of the Ultimate Hustler, Mr. Water, stdh.txt threads of MartinRandom, Bruiser, HumperMonkey, and BigPeeler, Naked King of Shoreditch, Goonswarm, The Dating Game, SL and Habbo invasions, swap.avi, TToblerone's trolling, ICQ pranks, name change threads, Hakan, meatshoes, Doobie, P-p-p-powerbook, Capn America

Prime, who would just drop into a Photoshop thread and demolish everyone else in it with something amazing.

Gene Hackman Fan
Dec 27, 2002

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Rabbit Hill posted:

What about that E/N Mod Challenge thread where people posted their bios and Abe custom-crafted a mod challenge for their specific goon problems, resulting in one guy getting a Chumbawumba tattoo and another guy making this amazing remake of a 1980s Electric Slide (?) music video, which was hilarious and I really want to see it again, plus dozens of other goons embarrassing themselves in public. I think one guy had to walk around with a "Free Hugs!" sign and take pictures of himself...

That was quite a thread, boy. Somebody post that link, ok

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eb_IQA9Zbow&hd=1

i think the source video was from an 'everything is terrible' compilation, but i could be wrong.

Gene Hackman Fan has a new favorite as of 06:47 on Aug 4, 2016

Mr. 47
Jul 8, 2008

Well, I guess I'll just go fuck myself, then.

Apple Craft posted:

Gooncamp: the real story behind :gooncamp:

I know that I've heard it before, but please remind me. What was the real story there?

Twenty Four
Dec 21, 2008


In addition to a bunch of good ones already mentioned, there was that time a bunch of bees got sent to africa or something after finding out we couldn't just send like 10,000 goats to one single guy in some slum village and sent like 4 million bees instead. The idea being bees are good, but also a pain, so for good or evil.

A couple of old Dr. David Thorpe ones were the time he rigged a facebook vote to send rapper Pitbull to Kodiak island Alaska as some walmart promotion.



The best Thorpe moment was his interview on real TV channel G4's Attack of the Show.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NdUHDDj7fhk

Easily the best summary of what SA is all about even if it is like 10 years old. Must watch.

Nick Rivers
Nov 23, 2004
Wasn't there some Cinema Discusso goon who went to visit his true love internet girlfriend for the first time in New Orleans, but she then ditched him after a few minutes to go out and party with her friends then gently caress some other dude (which she expressly told him was her plan) and left him alone in her house for like 30 hours, and he couldn't leave because he claimed he was locked inside the house and couldn't figure out how to get out. And it was his birthday too.

Nick Rivers
Nov 23, 2004
Ralp I think removed FYAD from the forums listing and said it was deleted then a couple lovely clickbait sites actually wrote articles about it which was pretty funny

https://theawl.com/internet-terror-cell-neutralized-706065b54b01#.4y7y3pquk

https://www.buzzfeed.com/katienotopoulos/the-internets-last-great-troll-lair-may-have-been-killed-by?utm_term=.de7z6Wjrk#.mcMDvWx3M

And then Anne Frank Fanfic made a good 'Kids React To FYAD Closing' video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UhUFpqY_e1g

Ignimbrite
Jan 5, 2010

BALLS BALLS BALLS
Dinosaur Gum
scott smago!!

Video Nasty
Jun 17, 2003

Ignimbrite posted:

scott smago!!

Scoots!

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Wizard Master
Mar 25, 2008

BULBASAUR posted:

He should be made an honorary mod. As far as I know he's still banned

Are you serious???? That's Capn Payne, maybe one of the most prolific FYAD posters of all time

He's still active, please note some of his recent threads:

I Love making GBS threads and Blowing Farts Out My rear end Hole: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3755987
Thought I Would Find Something Cool In The Toilet But Theres Just poo poo https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3779288
Epic poo poo In Side {CLICK HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!} https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3772152
I Love My Mommy https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3745484
I Have Diarreah https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3765476
Good News..... Moms taking us to subway........ AND WERE GETTING DORITOS!!! https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3763298
I Use My rear end To poo poo https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3758800
Christmas is Gay and God is a Queer https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3757280
Driving A Boat From The High Up High Part Of The Boat https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3755272
Funny Idea of if you have a Friend Named Ben https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3753888
Lets all say funny stuff like rear end piss and piss rear end and rear end on my piss https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3746849
Poop aka poo poo https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3741468
GBS is the greatest forum ive ever seen, its so funny and so good even nowa https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3739833
I poo poo into the toilet https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3739639
I know when people are doing stuff because they have a small dick https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3738303
Does anyone want to suck my big hard dick https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3738835
I wear a fedora and post on reddit.com https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3734419
I Love Blasting My Jizz https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3730074
Stinky brown stuff coming out of my butt (??) Feels like farting https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3731789
Gay Guys Suck Other Guys Dicks LMAO https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3725727
GBS aka The Fail Forum https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3730067
Look how good GBS is (sarcastic) https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3724175
Lets just admit it - we all love jacking off https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3724238
My Sons Gonna Be a Real Good Cummer https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3720565
Ohhh i just LoOOooove GBS and BYOB and YOSPOS sooooo much /s https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3719295

geeves
Sep 16, 2004

Nanomashoes posted:

The greatest prank we ever pulled.

It was the only way we were going to get our island.

Yorkshire Pudding
Nov 24, 2006



How about the time Lowtax made it so everyone who had posted in ADTRWH could ONLY post there, and then m00t got so butthurt he made 4chan so weeby pedophiles could talk about anime in peace.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Nick Rivers posted:

Wasn't there some Cinema Discusso goon who went to visit his true love internet girlfriend for the first time in New Orleans, but she then ditched him after a few minutes to go out and party with her friends then gently caress some other dude (which she expressly told him was her plan) and left him alone in her house for like 30 hours, and he couldn't leave because he claimed he was locked inside the house and couldn't figure out how to get out. And it was his birthday too.

yeah and they were obviously incredibly mentally ill but i don't remember their name

Rabbit Hill
Mar 11, 2009

God knows what lives in me in place of me.
Grimey Drawer

Gene Hackman Fan posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eb_IQA9Zbow&hd=1

i think the source video was from an 'everything is terrible' compilation, but i could be wrong.

YESSS

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

I remember The Terrible Secret of Animal Crossing, which was pretty drat good, even if it was a Let's Play. Chewbot did a fantastic job all around.

I also remember when a goon dad set up a secret spy mailing thing for his son, as in his son was convinced that he was getting mail from some sort of secret agency, and it was all in order to find a birthday present or something that was hidden. Anyway, a bunch of us got together, made official-looking documents. I recorded a note saying 'Numbers are letters', and then proceeded to spell out the message as if it was some sort of top-secret code.

That was super fun and very :3:

Josef K. Sourdust
Jul 16, 2014

"To be quite frank, Platinum sucks at making games. Vanquish was terrible and Metal Gear Rising: Revengance was so boring it put me to sleep."

The radiogoon who had a meltdown at his mom while recording. Can anyone link that?

It may not be an SA thing but by God the Trump/Pence thread in C-SPAM is an incredible read. Reality outstrips SA and SA struggles to keep up with the crazy shitstorm. We are living in a golden era we will tell our grandchildren









































if we ever have offspring

Scudworth
Jan 1, 2005

When life gives you lemons, you clone those lemons, and make super lemons.

Dinosaur Gum

Tequila Sunrise posted:

m00t got so butthurt he made 4chan so weeby pedophiles could talk about anime in peace.

Already posted, with links.


Josef K. Sourdust posted:

The radiogoon who had a meltdown at his mom while recording. Can anyone link that?

It was his dad, that's why the NO YOU SHUT THE gently caress UP DAD thread tag exists, and the YouTube w/the audio was already posted.
Unless there was a completely different mom-based freak out somewhere.

KomodoWagon
May 10, 2013

by R. Guyovich
Uwe Boll pounding the poo poo out of Lowtax's twink rear end

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Josef K. Sourdust
Jul 16, 2014

"To be quite frank, Platinum sucks at making games. Vanquish was terrible and Metal Gear Rising: Revengance was so boring it put me to sleep."

Scudworth posted:

It was his dad, that's why the NO YOU SHUT THE gently caress UP DAD thread tag exists, and the YouTube w/the audio was already posted.
Unless there was a completely different mom-based freak out somewhere.

Ooops! Guess you're right.

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