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CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



I can't stand iPhones, personally. I have a little Bluetooth keyboard I use with my tablet that I could use with my phone if I felt like it.

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Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


I woudl dearly love a new Android version of of the Nokia N97. Not the N97 mini either, the full size one with the D pad.



EDIT: hosed up image link.

Humphreys has a new favorite as of 08:42 on Aug 4, 2016

r u ready to WALK
Sep 29, 2001

Not this one? :haw:

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


My first two smart phones had physical keyboards. Don't remember what the first one was, the second was a Photon Q. The screen had a really bad habit of breaking in my pocket for no particular reason, and once it got a crack the touchscreen was completely unresponsive. I ended up having to have it replaced twice during the contract. I've been stupidly walking around with a crack in my S6 screen since October even though I paid for the insurance, but it hasn't really inconvenienced me so I haven't felt the need to go waste my time standing in line to get it replaced.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


I did a quick google and there are fake as poo poo N97s with an android looking firmware. The closest to it is The N900 which can dualboot Maemo and Android.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gDPTOlAazMU

Quote-Unquote
Oct 22, 2002



error1 posted:

Not this one? :haw:


I'm still impressed that a device made it to market that was deliberately designed to look like goatse

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Quote-Unquote posted:

I'm still impressed that a device made it to market that was deliberately designed to look like goatse

And that they made TWO versions of it

This was the Ngage QD

FilthyImp
Sep 30, 2002

Anime Deviant
You looked like a giant rear end in a top hat trying to use a taco like a phone if you owned it, so the Goatse was truely transcendent.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Being able to play real games on a phone in 2003 seemed really impressive at the time. I'm sure they weren't any good but I digress.

FilthyImp
Sep 30, 2002

Anime Deviant

Casimir Radon posted:

Being able to play real games on a phone in 2003 seemed really impressive at the time. I'm sure they weren't any good but I digress.
I'm not certain, but I remember something about having to reboot the phone into Game Mode in order for the 'good' games to work. And that you had to almost remove the battery to change the carts?

It was a garbage fire with terrible design.

evobatman
Jul 30, 2006

it means nothing, but says everything!
Pillbug


This was my last dumbphone before switching to using any free used smartphones from work.

The keys are metal, with a serious CLICK when you push them. The keypad is covered in transparent plastic which the keys stick out of, and the text is printed under the plastic, so it literally cannot wear out unless your fingertips can grind plexiglass.

The letters were in muscle memory, so I could write texts without looking at them by counting the number of tactile keypresses, with my other hand on the steering wheel and my eyes on the road. It wasn't safe to text and drive, but it was a whole lot safer than it is today.

It also used M2 memory cards, another one of Sonys semi-proprietary memory card formats. And I took some drat good dickpics with that phone.

barbecue at the folks
Jul 20, 2007


I was the only person I knew who liked SonyEricsson phones, something about the tight jewel-like design appealed to me over the then-ubiquitous Nokias. I had my T300 for years because I liked the responsive buttons and the shimmering glass-like front design - now it of course just looks like an expensive bar of soap.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qFS1vPGaIoo

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
remember that cool scene in the departed where matt damon sends a text with t9 entirely based on touch while the phone is still in his pocket ? poo poo would be totally unpossible on today's phones

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Humphreys posted:

And that they made TWO versions of it

This was the Ngage QD


This was my favorite. Stood up with it in my pocket and cracked it on my desk. :(

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
i miss nokia's cool innovative phones. that was a great time

Gay Weed Dad
Jul 12, 2016

cool dude, flyin' high
Did anyone ever have a sidekick? I was a bit too young to have one when they were relevant but it seems they were pretty popular for a time.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Oh sure but Baron Zemo killed him.

Pham Nuwen
Oct 30, 2010



Gay Weed Dad posted:

Did anyone ever have a sidekick? I was a bit too young to have one when they were relevant but it seems they were pretty popular for a time.

When I started school at R.I.T. circa 2005 all the deaf kids (we were also home to the National Technical Institute for the Deaf) had Sidekicks.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



FilthyImp posted:

You looked like a giant rear end in a top hat trying to use a taco like a phone if you owned it, so the Goatse was truely transcendent.

Lest we ever forget SIDETALKIN

http://sidetalking.com

Batterypowered7
Aug 8, 2009

The mist that chills you keeps me warm.

Data Graham posted:

Lest we ever forget SIDETALKIN

http://sidetalking.com

One of my high school buds is on there. He's the kid with the jewfro holding the camping stove.

E: Page 6, after the guy with the ironing board. Man, that was over a decade ago.

Lowen SoDium
Jun 5, 2003

Highen Fiber
Clapping Larry

error1 posted:

Not this one? :haw:


Humphreys posted:

And that they made TWO versions of it

This was the Ngage QD


So I used to have a Nokia 3650, which aside from the completely retarded birth control dialpad, was a pretty good phone for it's time.


It was the first phone in the US to have a built in camera, it wasn't terribly bulky compared to other phones (until motorola came out with the RAZR), and it was a real smart phone meaning it had internet access and apps. It also the first phone in the US to run Nokia's smartphone OS: Symbian 60.

After having the phone for a couple years, the radio started dieing and I could only make phone calls when I was standing outside, preferably with a line of sight of a cell tower. I went to the Cingular store hoping that I could get something else that ran Sybian 60, but the only thing they had was the Ngage (original, I think).

I told myself "you know this thing is a bad handheld game system, but it runs the same OS as your last phone so at least it probably be a decent smartphone."

It was completely awful. Stupid taco phone side talking thing is every bit as stupid as it looks. The SD card (that games came on) is behind the battery, so you have to take the drat thing apart to change the game. The buttons and dpad were terrible.


But the screen... the screen orientation was the worst part. If Nokia had bothered to research anything at all about video games, they would have found out that vertical screens, or Portrait, are only used in some arcade games. Horizontal, or Landscape, is the prefered orientation for practically every game. Why they didn't make it so you held the whole phone vertically when using it at a phone and horizontally when using it as a game device is beyond me.

I returned it to the store the next day.

nigga crab pollock
Mar 26, 2010

by Lowtax

Casimir Radon posted:

Being able to play real games on a phone in 2003 seemed really impressive at the time. I'm sure they weren't any good but I digress.

the best flash game ever, heli attack 2, had an ngage port i remember seeing advertised on their website or google or something. i tried searching for it and it appears to have dissappeared into obscurity so i guess it must have sucked, lol

relly don't see how they could have transitioned that game into a crappy cell phone screen

nigga crab pollock
Mar 26, 2010

by Lowtax
also, lol -



i have no clue how well it worked but i am going to guess not very well because how thick it must have been for when it came out (2011? dear god) plus also that is tyhe death stretch for android, pre-jellybean was basically hell especially if u didn't custom firmware

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
Sony ericsson always made garbage phones. Nokia owned them so hard back in the early aughts before the dawn of smart phones

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

Bovril Delight posted:

This was my favorite. Stood up with it in my pocket and cracked it on my desk. :(



Wanted one of these so bad

Also I was ridiculously fast at t9 text, and now I've had a touch screen keyboard since the first Android came out and I still can't type without tons of errors, swype makes it easier but still

Always kind of wanted a sidekick too, I like giant phones

ferroque
Oct 27, 2007

why was nokia's old phone os named after a gently caress machine

boar guy
Jan 25, 2007

thathonkey posted:

remember that cool scene in the departed where matt damon sends a text with t9 entirely based on touch while the phone is still in his pocket ? poo poo would be totally unpossible on today's phones

only until we bridge the gap into this 'subvocalization' thing i keep reading about in all my scifi

Gay Weed Dad
Jul 12, 2016

cool dude, flyin' high

Ferroque posted:

why was nokia's old phone os named after a gently caress machine

There's no 'M' in Sybian

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

Efexeye posted:

only until we bridge the gap into this 'subvocalization' thing i keep reading about in all my scifi

yeah thatd be the poo poo it doesnt seem feasible but hey im not science man

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Humphreys posted:

I woudl dearly love a new Android version of of the Nokia N97. Not the N97 mini either, the full size one with the D pad.



EDIT: hosed up image link.

Really wanted this one back in the day:



Despite some of the rough edges of WM at the time, it was a pretty drat powerful device and even had a 4 row keyboard, none of this 3-row bullshit.

For some reason (probably cost), I ended up getting an S730 instead:



It didn't have a touchscreen, but the full numpad on the top place was great for dialing, typing short messages and searching contacts or apps. Still, the lack of touchscreen definitely limited it and I never managed to get GPS to work, which wasn't officially supported but was present on the chip. A few cracks eventually developed in the top cover, but the sliding mechanism still works very smoothly to this day. The keys are pretty firm but easily distinguishable and allowed me to touch-type under the table during class or meetings.

Snow Cone Capone
Jul 31, 2003


Internet-capable phones before smartphones were really A Thing were the greatest

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

mobby_6kl posted:

Really wanted this one back in the day:




Had one, it owned, plus I had whatever the model was right before this one

Both of them met their end in the washing machine, RIP

big time bisexual
Oct 16, 2002

Cool Party

drunk asian neighbor posted:

Internet-capable phones before smartphones were really A Thing were the greatest



oh man those resistive touch screens and mini styluses :supaburn:

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
gosh i had completely forgotten about palm pilots and treos and poo poo. I never was old enough to use one for real but my dad had one for his work and i loved dickin around w it

Snow Cone Capone
Jul 31, 2003


I may or may not have used one to cheat through the 101 Microeconomics class I had to take

The downside is this was before a) reasonable data rates and b) low-data-optimized mobile versions of sites, so a single Google search once racked me up like $8 of data charges.

Skoll
Jul 26, 2013

Oh You'll Love My Toxic Love
Grimey Drawer
Not seeing this here saddens me :

Snow Cone Capone
Jul 31, 2003


Skoll posted:

Not seeing this here saddens me :



Never had that one, but I literally still use this phone when I go abroad for work:



and yes I feel like a badass whenever I take a call. It's spring-loaded so you press a button on the side and it whooshes open

Cojawfee
May 31, 2006
I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius
Before my OG Droid, I had this, an LG VOyager. It seemed so drat cool when I got it.

Squish
Nov 22, 2007

Unrelenting.
Lipstick Apathy

Mak0rz posted:

Oh talking about console-pc accessories? I bought a DualShock 2 USB adapter for like $6 from Amazon in 2005 or so. It was made of the cheapest loving plastic you can imagine and it only took a year or so for one of the connectors to come loose (still worked fine for years after that, just needed the cable jiggled now and then). No drivers or anything: you just plugged it in and it loving worked. Hell if it wasn't the best six bucks I've ever spent.

I bought a N64 adapter a few years ago but never tried it. It's still in its packaging.

The PS2 controller is fantastic for a handful of non-FPS games on the PC. I used the same thing you have for Independence War 2 because having 2 analogue sticks is perfect for controlling your ship in full Newtonian physics mode.

Even before that, I used a SNES controller. Nowadays you can just buy a SNES to USB adaptor and it works flawlessly. Before that though, I'd have to hack the cord off a SNES pad and solder it up to a parallel port DB25 plug. In those days, you'd buy a SNES pad for $5 on ebay no sweat (and so I did).

Funnily enough, I kept the original ends just in case... and ended up repairing them after the fact, since now the USB adaptors exist.

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Skoll
Jul 26, 2013

Oh You'll Love My Toxic Love
Grimey Drawer

drunk asian neighbor posted:

Never had that one, but I literally still use this phone when I go abroad for work:



and yes I feel like a badass whenever I take a call. It's spring-loaded so you press a button on the side and it whooshes open

The Matrix one was a limited release but I still feel that the spring loaded ones were iconic for at least a few years. My dad had one and I used to open and close it endlessly.

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