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Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?
A little boy called Brash.

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Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

cool fuckin kid

Brute Hole Force
Dec 25, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Worked with someone named Gwynnefahr, she went by Jennifer/Jenny


sweeperbravo posted:

I think earlier in the thread I mentioned the kid Cheeto. I hope they can meet and be friends

I've met at least five dudes named Chito, all of them were chill fat Mexicans that would joke about their name.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Tumblr of scotch
Mar 13, 2006

Please, don't be my neighbor.
When I was down on the canal yesterday I'm 90% sure I heard a mom call her kid Oreo.

Khazar-khum
Oct 22, 2008

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:
2nd Battalion
Tonight I heard a woman call her kid 'Domain'.

It's probably spelled Domayne.

stubblyhead
Sep 13, 2007

That is treason, Johnny!

Fun Shoe
I just bought a bagel from a woman named Euniqua.

credburn
Jun 22, 2016
A tangled skein of bad opinions, the hottest takes, and the the world's most misinformed nonsense. Do not engage with me, it's useless, and better yet, put me on ignore.

Bertrand Hustle posted:

So he had a German first name, e.g. Heinrich Bastard?

Or do you mean you spoke to a gentleman named German Bastard? :allears:

Dude's name was German Bastard.

Oh, whoops, this reply is way late.

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?
Zenith

Axiem
Oct 19, 2005

I want to leave my mind blank, but I'm terrified of what will happen if I do

That's it. This thread is over. There's no name that can top this one.

Antivehicular
Dec 30, 2011


I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give


This kid needs a sibling named Nadir, just to make it really clear which one Mom loves best.

Celery Face
Feb 18, 2012
Ken Phfister. It was the "name" of someone who sent a nature pic to a news station so he might have made it up as a joke.

ElwoodCuse
Jan 11, 2004

we're puttin' the band back together

Celery Face posted:

Ken Phfister. It was the "name" of someone who sent a nature pic to a news station so he might have made it up as a joke.

There's a baseball player named Doug Fister who was the subject of the famous internet typo headline "Dog Fister"

Celery Face
Feb 18, 2012
Some poor guy with the initials "BJ Lord" came into my work today. Said he didn't know what his parents were thinking.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

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tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



I'd imagine that at least a few of you out there have probably heard of Conrad Bain (1923–2013), the Canadian-born actor best known for his role as rich old Mr. Drummond on the 1978-1986 sitcom "Diff'rent Strokes".



What you may not know is that Conrad Bain had an identical twin brother who was an actor. And that brother's name was... Bonar. He once appeared on "Diff'rent Strokes" as Mr. Drummond's Dutch relative Annie:

NoNotTheMindProbe
Aug 9, 2010
pony porn was here

Khazar-khum posted:

Tonight I heard a woman call her kid 'Domain'.

It's probably spelled Domayne.

Demesne

Male Tiers
Dec 27, 2012

Why don't you just lay down your weapons now?

http://www.newyorker.com/tech/elements/the-secrets-of-the-wood-wide-web posted:

...a young plant scientist named Merlin Sheldrake...

The Postman
May 12, 2007

My friend's wife is a nurse and gets to hear some bizarre baby names. The one that stands out most is a couple who named their newborn "JKMN" pronounced "Noel". No L.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

If your name is Merlin Sheldrake you'd drat well better become a plant scientist.

Speaking of dumb names, what the gently caress happened to the term "botanist"? You're the New Yorker for poo poo's sake, your audience can be expected to know what words mean.

Crocoswine
Aug 20, 2010

he wasn't a botanist, he was a scientist who was also a plant

sweeperbravo
May 18, 2012

AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)

ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:

If your name is Merlin Sheldrake you'd drat well better become a plant scientist.

Speaking of dumb names, what the gently caress happened to the term "botanist"? You're the New Yorker for poo poo's sake, your audience can be expected to know what words mean.

unless he is a scientist at a plant

yeah yeah :thejoke: yeah etc


edit: ^ that one was better

insufficient guns
May 4, 2009

personally, I would
like to fuck Wall-E

  :h: :roboluv: :h:
Is "Abcde" still one of the names banned in this thread because it's totally fake? It came up on my Facebook in a way that seems 100% real :(

hyperhazard
Dec 4, 2011

I am the one lascivious
With magic potion niveous

insufficient guns posted:

Is "Abcde" still one of the names banned in this thread because it's totally fake? It came up on my Facebook in a way that seems 100% real :(

Someone in this thread managed to hunt down a real Abcde. I don't have it on me, but there was a link to a some girl in Hawaii (?) who had that name.

Runcible Cat
May 28, 2007

Ignoring this post

Some hipster in um, Seattle? named his daughter that IIRC.

m2pt5
May 18, 2005

THAT GOD DAMN MOSQUITO JUST KEEPS COMING BACK
Apparently, as of two years ago, there were 328 people in the US named Abcde (pronounced "AB-si-dee".)

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Yeah, that one is actually way more common than you'd think.

There is no record of any La-a though.

stubblyhead
Sep 13, 2007

That is treason, Johnny!

Fun Shoe
There's a diver on the US Olympic team named Steele Johnson.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

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genetic_knockout
May 8, 2007

Who's a good boy
Toddlers and Tiaras is playing in the background as I read SA, and I looked up just in time to see a little girl named Rainbow Dash. Yikes!

Teketeketeketeke
Mar 11, 2007


Just watched Russian Olympian Semen Makovich go for a swim

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?

Teketeketeketeke posted:

Just watched Russian Olympian Semen Makovich go for a swim

The name Semen has been discussed in this thread before.
Semyon would be a better transcription.

troutfish
Oct 22, 2008

she comes in colours everywhere
she combs her hair
she's like a rainbow
I like to look at celebrity birthdays on IMDB. A few days ago, Texas Battle celebrated his 36th. :toot: He was also born in Texas and went to the University of Texas.

Also recently with a birthday, Peter Bonerz . I just love the "z" at the end.

big dyke energy
Jul 29, 2006

Football? Yaaaay
There's a cashier at my grocery store Nelbert. Or possibly it was Nilbert, but either way.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Lord Hydronium
Sep 25, 2007

Non, je ne regrette rien


stubblyhead posted:

There's a diver on the US Olympic team named Steele Johnson.
He should hang out with Misty Hyman.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:


Nothing wrong with that!

VorpalBunny
May 1, 2009

Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog
American female sprinter - English Gardner

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

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Droidmeat
May 30, 2014

genetic_knockout posted:

Toddlers and Tiaras is playing in the background as I read SA, and I looked up just in time to see a little girl named Rainbow Dash. Yikes!

I know those people. She actually has a normal name, Rainbow Dash was just a nickname they used for the show because reasons. Maybe because there was another girl with the same name in the episode or maybe they just wanted to stand out or whatever.

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