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everyone in the idf must die
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Opossums only live a few years, so keeping them as pets would make your backyard look like Arlington Cemetary
Another bonus of Opossum ownership.
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Opossums only live a few years, so keeping them as pets would make your backyard look like Arlington Cemetary
the pictured one is a north American species and they live 4 to 5 years.
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hello
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that is the first time I've ever recalled something from my undergrad mammology classes. thanks liberal arts college!
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knife to meet you
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opossums suck!!!!!
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knife to meet you
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woah
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Be very careful how you proceed from here
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I used to hate them, as they are quite the nuisance on a farm, but a month ago I was at a Sonic and some guy in the car next to me had a pet one on his dash and he was feeding it tater tots. pretty chill pet imo.
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Opossum facts
-The word "opossum" is borrowed from the Virginia Algonquian (Powhatan) language, and was first recorded between 1607 and 1611 by the Jamestown colonists John Smith (as "opassom") and William Strachey (as "aposoum").The word ultimately derives from the Proto-Algonquian word, meaning "white dog" or "white beast/animal"
-Opossums have a remarkably robust immune system, and show partial or total immunity to the venom of rattlesnakes, cottonmouths, and other pit vipers.
-Opossums are about eight times less likely to carry rabies than wild dogs, and about one in eight hundred opossums is infected with this virus.
- They kill numerous ticks that carry Lyme disease.
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i love opossums. and no i do not have an anecdote with a racist named opossum.
also: all you guys putting shiity food down, my dog and i just shared another bag of fried chicken
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i keep seeing this skunk running around my backyard late at night. should i feed it or let nature run things?
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natur when it comes to skunks, because having skunks associate your house with food is definitely begging for some unfortunate spray action
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Lard still grosses me out when said aloud
It is my moist I guess
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lard almighty
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Lard. LARRRRD. ugh
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woah a sandshrew
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Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!
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why does it take 15 years to demoralize a nation?
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why does it take 15 years to demoralize a nation?
the aristocrats!
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REDACTED: give a man wine and he'll drink for a day
REDACTED: give a man a child and he'll drink for a lifetime
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Opossum facts
-The word "opossum" is borrowed from the Virginia Algonquian (Powhatan) language, and was first recorded between 1607 and 1611 by the Jamestown colonists John Smith (as "opassom") and William Strachey (as "aposoum").The word ultimately derives from the Proto-Algonquian word, meaning "white dog" or "white beast/animal"
-Opossums have a remarkably robust immune system, and show partial or total immunity to the venom of rattlesnakes, cottonmouths, and other pit vipers.
-Opossums are about eight times less likely to carry rabies than wild dogs, and about one in eight hundred opossums is infected with this virus.
- They kill numerous ticks that carry Lyme disease.
- they are the only north American marsupial
- they have prehensile tails
- they have forked penises and vaginas
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old world opossums have a spork
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fl_ZUsoDOBo
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currently drinking on an island
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