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mags: I am a congenital optimist.

*holds can of lard over face and dumps contents into mouth*

*camera pans and zooms to "organic" label on can*

*yakety sax starts playing*

paul_soccer12 posted:

everyone in the idf must die

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# ? Aug 4, 2016 22:34

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# ? Jun 10, 2024 00:15

Schrecken: Child of Woe

mister magpie posted:

Opossums only live a few years, so keeping them as pets would make your backyard look like Arlington Cemetary

Another bonus of Opossum ownership.

# ? Aug 4, 2016 22:34

bacalou

alnilam posted:

"maltodextrin"? Ugh no thank you *eats pounds of red meat every day and nothing else*

# ? Aug 4, 2016 22:53

bacalou

mister magpie posted:

*holds can of lard over face and dumps contents into mouth*

*camera pans and zooms to "organic" label on can*

*yakety sax starts playing*

if you put lard between sheets of filo dough enough times it makes a great pan pizza crust

# ? Aug 4, 2016 22:55

Twerkteam Pizza

Lard just sounds so gross by it's name alone.

Lard.

# ? Aug 4, 2016 23:03

bacalou

yeah and unagi looks gross as fuvk but still tastes amazing so maybe try to just stuff sgit in your mouth and not think aboutnit

# ? Aug 4, 2016 23:05

Piso Mojado

mister magpie posted:

Opossums only live a few years, so keeping them as pets would make your backyard look like Arlington Cemetary

the pictured one is a north American species and they live 4 to 5 years.

# ? Aug 4, 2016 23:21

Golden Gate Bride: knife to meet you

hello

# ? Aug 4, 2016 23:22

Piso Mojado

that is the first time I've ever recalled something from my undergrad mammology classes. thanks liberal arts college!

# ? Aug 4, 2016 23:22

Golden Gate Bride: knife to meet you

opossums suck!!!!!

# ? Aug 4, 2016 23:23

Golden Gate Bride: knife to meet you

# ? Aug 4, 2016 23:23

Hogge Wild: by FactsAreUseless

woah

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# ? Aug 4, 2016 23:26

Piso Mojado

Hogge Wild posted:

woah

# ? Aug 4, 2016 23:27

mags: I am a congenital optimist.

Mulli posted:

opossums suck!!!!!

Be very careful how you proceed from here

# ? Aug 4, 2016 23:29

Piso Mojado

I used to hate them, as they are quite the nuisance on a farm, but a month ago I was at a Sonic and some guy in the car next to me had a pet one on his dash and he was feeding it tater tots. pretty chill pet imo.

# ? Aug 4, 2016 23:30

Schrecken: Child of Woe

Opossum facts

-The word "opossum" is borrowed from the Virginia Algonquian (Powhatan) language, and was first recorded between 1607 and 1611 by the Jamestown colonists John Smith (as "opassom") and William Strachey (as "aposoum").The word ultimately derives from the Proto-Algonquian word, meaning "white dog" or "white beast/animal"

-Opossums have a remarkably robust immune system, and show partial or total immunity to the venom of rattlesnakes, cottonmouths, and other pit vipers.

-Opossums are about eight times less likely to carry rabies than wild dogs, and about one in eight hundred opossums is infected with this virus.

- They kill numerous ticks that carry Lyme disease.

# ? Aug 4, 2016 23:38

Tiberius Thyben: Gone Phishing

Twerkteam Pizza posted:

Lard just sounds so gross by it's name alone.

Lard.

Lard is really good and is a key component in American Aboriginal bannock and is good for frying moose so.

# ? Aug 4, 2016 23:40

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

Schrecken posted:

Opossum

i love opossums. and no i do not have an anecdote with a racist named opossum.

also: all you guys putting shiity food down, my dog and i just shared another bag of fried chicken

# ? Aug 5, 2016 00:03

Yobgoblin: by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

i keep seeing this skunk running around my backyard late at night. should i feed it or let nature run things?

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# ? Aug 5, 2016 00:10

the unabonger

natur when it comes to skunks, because having skunks associate your house with food is definitely begging for some unfortunate spray action

# ? Aug 5, 2016 00:29

Twerkteam Pizza

Lard still grosses me out when said aloud

It is my moist I guess

# ? Aug 5, 2016 00:41

Lastgirl: Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

is sodium hexametaphosphate GMO approved??? :shrug:

# ? Aug 5, 2016 00:54

Hogge Wild: by FactsAreUseless

lard almighty

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# ? Aug 5, 2016 01:19

jeff smisek

Lard. LARRRRD. ugh

# ? Aug 5, 2016 02:02

Hogge Wild: by FactsAreUseless

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# ? Aug 5, 2016 03:48

mags: I am a congenital optimist.

Hogge Wild posted:

woah a sandshrew

paul_soccer12 posted:

everyone in the idf must die

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# ? Aug 5, 2016 03:51

alnilam

Hogge Wild posted:

lard almighty

# ? Aug 5, 2016 03:51

goose willis: Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!

# ? Aug 5, 2016 03:53

Yobgoblin: by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

why does it take 15 years to demoralize a nation?

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# ? Aug 5, 2016 04:38

Macnult

Yobgoblin posted:

why does it take 15 years to demoralize a nation?

the aristocrats!

# ? Aug 5, 2016 05:44

bare bottom pancakes: Production: Complete

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# ? Aug 5, 2016 06:54

Hogge Wild: by FactsAreUseless

DraconicImpulse posted:

https://i.imgur.com/tJlz7lo.gifv

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# ? Aug 5, 2016 07:03

Pomp: by Fluffdaddy

REDACTED: give a man wine and he'll drink for a day
REDACTED: give a man a child and he'll drink for a lifetime

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# ? Aug 5, 2016 12:52

Piso Mojado

Schrecken posted:

Opossum facts

-The word "opossum" is borrowed from the Virginia Algonquian (Powhatan) language, and was first recorded between 1607 and 1611 by the Jamestown colonists John Smith (as "opassom") and William Strachey (as "aposoum").The word ultimately derives from the Proto-Algonquian word, meaning "white dog" or "white beast/animal"

-Opossums have a remarkably robust immune system, and show partial or total immunity to the venom of rattlesnakes, cottonmouths, and other pit vipers.

-Opossums are about eight times less likely to carry rabies than wild dogs, and about one in eight hundred opossums is infected with this virus.

- They kill numerous ticks that carry Lyme disease.

- they are the only north American marsupial

- they have prehensile tails

- they have forked penises and vaginas

# ? Aug 5, 2016 14:14