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Centripetal Horse
Nov 22, 2009

Fuck money, get GBS

This could have bought you a half a tank of gas, lmfao -
Love, gromdul

Chichevache posted:

This is one of those perfectly delivered burns you can only get from a justice system.

It has taken a place next to, "Some rear end in a top hat is signing your name to stupid letters," on my list of favorite legal correspondence.

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fullroundaction
Apr 20, 2007

Drink beer every day
Try these cases you fuckman.

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer
^^^ That transcript/Rick & Morty reenactment is one of the best things on the internet IMO.


Hey it's no skin off my back :shrug:

The Locator
Sep 12, 2004

Out here, everything hurts.





Random Stranger posted:

http://www.publicdefender.mo.gov/Newsfeed/Delegation_of_Representation.PDF

TL;DR - Governor constantly cuts funding to public defender's office; head of that office uses a law that lets him assign cases to any member of the bar to draft the governor.

That is the best thing I've read all week, hell might be the best thing I've read all year. It's beautiful.

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

The Locator posted:

That is the best thing I've read all week, hell might be the best thing I've read all year. It's beautiful.

It's such beautiful timing. Lay out the case for one full page, plop a cliffhanger just before the page turn, tomahawk slam single paragraph on page two. You can almost hear the feedback from the mic dropping.

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006

















I heard that dude is a real OG, and the streets have his back

Mr Shiny Pants
Nov 12, 2012

TriggerHappy posted:

If everyone thought things through this thread wouldn't exist.

Touche! But I'll give them a bit more credit.

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




Admiral Joeslop posted:

Blizzard banned a whole lot of Overwatch hackers and boy are they pissed.

http://imgur.com/a/ZzSGi


Kurieg
Jul 19, 2012

RIP Lutri: 5/19/20-4/2/20
:blizz::gamefreak:
Well right now (supposedly) the people who got banned are regularly DDOSing blizzards servers because that's apparently the way you prove that someone was wrong about you.

space kobold
Oct 3, 2009


So uh, the Cisco Social Media Wall is currently flooded in gay furry porn.

:nws:http://www.cisco.com/c/en/us/about/social/social-media-wall.html:nws:

People here at work are hysterical. :allears:

10 Beers
May 21, 2005

Shit! I didn't bring a knife.

Klaus Kinski posted:

Wasn't this posted in the osha thread just a few months ago and was still in the concept stage then? :psyduck:

I don't remember it, but it's entirely possible!

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!

Doggy went flyin! :stare:

wayfinder
Jul 7, 2003

Jeherrin
Jun 7, 2012

This is called 'catching a crab' for reasons I've never understood, and can break your ribs. If it doesn't do that, it sure as hell hurts like gently caress.

SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

Hold that pose.
I've gotta get something.

This is the most perfect gif I have ever seen. Goddamn.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Jeherrin posted:

This is called 'catching a crab' for reasons I've never understood, and can break your ribs. If it doesn't do that, it sure as hell hurts like gently caress.

Exactly what happened to her?

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



chitoryu12 posted:

Exactly what happened to her?

The zoom makes it hard to tell, but it looks like she didn't pull the blade completely out of the water or it dipped back down when she was pulling back. Caught the water and smashed the handle into her torso.

bamhand
Apr 15, 2010

chitoryu12 posted:

Exactly what happened to her?

To further explain, imagine you're in a car and suddenly your seatbelt is stuck to the road while the car continues moving.

Bonster
Mar 3, 2007

Keep rolling, rolling

I like this sheep. I identify with this sheep.

Klaus Kinski
Nov 26, 2007
Der Klaus

Bonster posted:

I like this sheep. I identify with this sheep.

you will probably like this channel

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.

Oh man I bet that chocolate pudding would've tasted great before it fell on the floor and the robot got at it.

ringu0
Feb 24, 2013


eight-car pileup

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7GeMLZ6BBq4

according to the source, nobody died or even got hurt

Mousepractice
Jan 30, 2005

A pint of plain is your only man

Jeherrin posted:

This is called 'catching a crab' for reasons I've never understood, and can break your ribs. If it doesn't do that, it sure as hell hurts like gently caress.

I always assumed it's called catching a crab b/c crabs live in the water and have a strong grip.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U3p0dmeecwE

JamesOff
Dec 12, 2002

What a frightening beast!



AFewBricksShy
Jun 19, 2003

of a full load.



Oldie, but it still makes me laugh:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nnoDEK6FMiE

Spectral Debt
Jan 23, 2004
9999 sucka
Ow my balls!!

Not Operator
Jan 1, 2009

Not A doctor, THE Doctor!
Not for the first time in this thread, I find my capacity to feel sympathy is negatively affected by the presence of a unicycle.

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

ringu0 posted:

eight-car pileup

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7GeMLZ6BBq4

according to the source, nobody died or even got hurt

The word "pileup" is liberally used whenever there's a multi vehicle accident, but it's very accurate here.

Kurieg
Jul 19, 2012

RIP Lutri: 5/19/20-4/2/20
:blizz::gamefreak:

ringu0 posted:

eight-car pileup

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7GeMLZ6BBq4

according to the source, nobody died or even got hurt

It looks like most of the force from the intial impact went into stacking the first two cars, everyone else just got shoved forward.

Fashionable Jorts
Jan 18, 2010

Maybe if I'm busy it could keep me from you



Mousepractice posted:

I always assumed it's called catching a crab b/c crabs live in the water and have a strong grip.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U3p0dmeecwE

Ohh noooooo!

"Neither rider nor dog was injured"

:3:

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Mousepractice posted:

I always assumed it's called catching a crab b/c crabs live in the water and have a strong grip.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U3p0dmeecwE

Goddamn, those racing bike wheels are fragile. You could probably bend them out of shape by hand.

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

chitoryu12 posted:

Goddamn, those racing bike wheels are fragile. You could probably bend them out of shape by hand.

Most bike wheels are pretty poo poo at sideways force. I pushed my townie the wrong way and it was unrideable with the wheel rubbing on the frame. Stomp on it the right way and it goes back to 'normal'. Its a piece of poo poo though so eh.

Kurieg
Jul 19, 2012

RIP Lutri: 5/19/20-4/2/20
:blizz::gamefreak:

chitoryu12 posted:

Goddamn, those racing bike wheels are fragile. You could probably bend them out of shape by hand.

They also said something about a "prototype collapsible racing tire"

Your Gay Uncle
Feb 16, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
Conservative blogger has a nice 24 minute meltdown when Obama gets re-elected. Around 8:00 she picks up her camera and shows you her trailer, where she keeps her tv on a couch.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLoqti0lzAw

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010

Somfin posted:

Look at Will Smith's face on any of the posters.

Is there another Will Smith I don't know about? Seems like there should have been some noise/stupid about a black actor and anti PC/SJW bs.

Pleads
Jun 9, 2005

pew pew pew


PhazonLink posted:

Is there another Will Smith I don't know about? Seems like there should have been some noise/stupid about a black actor and anti PC/SJW bs.

https://twitter.com/willsmith

Verified so you know he's the real one.

wayfinder
Jul 7, 2003
http://i.imgur.com/1RTPiiI.gifv

Aerdan
Apr 14, 2012

Not Dennis NEDry

Random Stranger posted:

http://www.publicdefender.mo.gov/Newsfeed/Delegation_of_Representation.PDF

TL;DR - Governor constantly cuts funding to public defender's office; head of that office uses a law that lets him assign cases to any member of the bar to draft the governor.

This issue is (of course) more complicated than that, but it's still golden.

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Florida Betty
Sep 24, 2004

George Zimmerman punched in face for allegedly bragging about killing Trayvon Martin

The headline sums it up pretty nicely, you don't even need to read the article.

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