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im temporarily dead godking angelstomper108. i first started contemplating eternity when i was about 12. by 14 i got really obsessed with the concept of "royalty" and tried to channel it constantly, until my thought process got really bizarre and i would repeat things like "shatter the gates of heaven and build your fortress from its stones" and "seek heaven through violence" in my head for hours, and i would get really transcendent, start seeing the spokes of the wheel in the corners of my eyes etc, basically pre-enlightenment phenomena. im now a bearer of the secret names of god. i always wondered what "royalty" was all about; i think it's burning your own truth into reality with the terrible heat of Will, what the Vatra consider to be the purest form of the Art. i would advise all people who "get" royalty to be careful because that likely means you have a predisposition to universal conquest. peace.
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It's one of those days on the glyphosphere, I see.
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Fish Noise posted:It's one of those days on the glyphosphere, I see. What the gently caress did you just loving say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class from the Vatra Stupa I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on the Gilded Cage Guild, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in the White Art of Division and I’m the top practitioner of the Red Art of Domination in the whole of Throne. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the gently caress out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on the Wheel, mark my loving words. You think you can get away with saying that poo poo to me? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the 777,777 universes and your aura is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re loving dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in the Arts, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Knights Belligerent and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable rear end off the face of Creation, you little poo poo. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your loving tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will poo poo fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re loving dead, kiddo.
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paranoid randroid posted:What the gently caress did you just loving say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class from the Vatra Stupa I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on the Gilded Cage Guild, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in the White Art of Division and I’m the top practitioner of the Red Art of Domination in the whole of Throne. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the gently caress out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on the Wheel, mark my loving words. You think you can get away with saying that poo poo to me? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the 777,777 universes and your aura is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re loving dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in the Arts, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Knights Belligerent and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable rear end off the face of Creation, you little poo poo. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your loving tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will poo poo fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re loving dead, kiddo.
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Aug 5, 2016 02:40
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I wish I still had the scroll style .gif of the original, it's fantastic.
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Aug 5, 2016 02:58
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EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A KEY OF KINGS INTO MY FOREHEAD. ITS THE MASTER KEY AND I don't know enough about this comic's lore to finish this
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Aug 5, 2016 03:07
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Allison needs to make more Whooshing sounds.
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Aug 5, 2016 03:19
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Tetracube posted:EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A KEY OF KINGS INTO MY FOREHEAD. ITS THE MASTER KEY AND I don't know enough about this comic's lore to finish this Just make poo poo up, it's what everyone else is doing.
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Aug 5, 2016 03:34
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akulanization posted:Just make poo poo up, it's what everyone else is doing. The true secret to the power of Want is that it's whatever you want it to be.
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akulanization posted:Just make poo poo up, it's what everyone else is doing. theshim posted:
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Aug 5, 2016 04:13
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Hey, that was mine!
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Ever read something so funny then get angry that you can't really explain to anyone you know why it's so god drat funny?
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Because the Holy Thorn Knights are full of igneous angels named "6 Juggernaut Star Scours the Universe" and whenever anybody mentions 'free will' the 6 Juggernauts think back to that spring afternoon in the Hell 71 locker room when the devil with the floppy horns and the six eyes slipped a talon under the 6 Juggernauts' armor and gave the 6 Juggernauts a little smirk and said "just relax" and for just one cycle everything was glorious and after that the 6 Juggernauts went on to crusades they hated and executions, ditto, and after twenty kalpa they saw in the glyphosphere where the six-eyed devil was a gold flesh trader dying because of the Art of Cutting who became free in all the ways the 6 Juggernauts couldn't and nothing, nothing, nothing pisses the 6 Juggernauts off like reminding them of that beautiful spring day at Hell 71.
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I hope these posts are leading to someone trying to get Abandon to slip Johnny Five Aces as one of members of the traveling fight scene.
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allison, please, he had a family *spells out "Mathangi Ten Meti" with pipe smoke*
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Whitenoise Poster posted:I hope these posts are leading to someone trying to get Abandon to slip Johnny Five Aces as one of members of the traveling fight scene. Imagine five demiurges on the edge of a cliff
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Grand Prize Winner posted:Imagine five demiurges on the edge of a cliff Please don't spoil the later chapters.
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Aug 5, 2016 09:27
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Good move. That ability doesn't really make sense for Vader, but fits Kylo Ren perfectly.
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Whitenoise Poster posted:I hope these posts are leading to someone trying to get Abandon to slip Johnny Five Aces as one of members of the traveling fight scene. You know, I haven't really been tempted to Submit to the Concordance previously, but...
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So, uh, that preview for tomorrow I think I'm reaching heaven
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Aug 6, 2016 04:47
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Oh my god the twin Uzis
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I'm Bill Cipher giving the maximum eye beam to bugman at bottom leftSunAndSpring posted:Oh my god the twin Uzis  And now Layla sounds like Lana in my head.
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That preview is utterly fantastic, no wonder he needs more time to finish it. Everything I'd hoped for in a mystical kung fu battle and more. I was not expecting full auto guns.
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Renaissance Robot posted:I'm Bill Cipher giving the maximum eye beam to bugman at bottom left i'm the swole one-armed ogre with the comically tiny claw hammer for a weapon
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One Hundred Monkeys posted:i'm the swole one-armed ogre with the comically tiny claw hammer for a weapon I'm Allison all  in the middle of it
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I'm disappointed that the kappa doesn't have a Kappa face.
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Aug 6, 2016 16:50
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All those flying tea sets make me excited for Juggernaut Star's arrival.
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:I'm Allison all "I'm just gonna... you guys seem kind of busy so I'm just, uh... just gonna leave. Okay?" *sounds of murder continue* "...okay."
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The flats version actually looks a lot like traditional artwork? I would pay actual legit money to read the flats-only version of K6BD.
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One Hundred Monkeys posted:i'm the swole one-armed ogre with the comically tiny claw hammer for a weapon "The simple hammer is the most noble tool, this I swear. It forges from its strike creations ages and magnitudes beyond itself. Today it creates death." - Krismayana
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Lady Droopy doesn't seem to be too enthused to be decapitating that guy.
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You know, given that Jadis apparently wants to die, I wonder if she might be throwing the prophecy to give Allison a better chance. "Oh, yeah... 'he' is kill six billion demons. Totally."
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MikeJF posted:You know, given that Jadis apparently wants to die, I wonder if she might be throwing the prophecy to give Allison a better chance. "Oh, yeah... 'he' is kill six billion demons. Totally." Jadis is never wrong. She never called the Successor a "he"
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Goddamn those look clean. Almost like you printed off some temporary tattoos using the original artwork. Not that I'm remotely likely to ever use them, but who's your artist? Most around here loving suck at tracing existing designs (or I should say loving suck period, almost nobody here has good tattoos)
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im not paulomi im tollymain
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Renaissance Robot posted:Goddamn those look clean. Almost like you printed off some temporary tattoos using the original artwork. what kind of cowfucker shithole gives tattoo guns to people who can't even trace
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