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A Marvel Thunderbolts movie starring Tim Roth, Sam Rockwell, Daniel Bruhl, and William Hurt would be pretty loving awesome. Throw in some lady to be Moonstone or Songbird, maybe add a chick to be Toxie Moxie and throw them all against the Sentry just to twist the knife against DC a little more.
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mind the walrus posted:Well, until you think about how he was possibly able to predict that so many moving parts would come together in a way he could take advantage of. Like yeah not forseeing Black Panther's involvement was his downfall, but how on earth could he have predicted that at any point the world governments or Captain America or Bucky wouldn't just die or escape or even chill out? Zemo was adapting his plan to meet the circumstances that arose. There's still a bit of strained coincidence, but overall I felt he was good, and one of the best villains in the MCU.
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mind the walrus posted:A Marvel Thunderbolts movie starring Tim Roth, Sam Rockwell, Daniel Bruhl, and William Hurt would be pretty loving awesome. Throw in some lady to be Moonstone or Songbird, maybe add a chick to be Toxie Moxie and throw them all against the Sentry just to twist the knife against DC a little more. holy poo poo I forgot about the Sentry and his whole hosed up storyline. You want a god complex in a box, his Void poo poo and his wife asking the Avengers to kill him is pretty nuts. poo poo, his calling card for years was literally ripping people in half.
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only good part of the movie was wonder woman besides that the plot was garbage and took everything else down with it
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PenguinKnight posted:lmao I don't even think that most people that just make art house films pull this kind of poo poo. what a garbage edgelord movie It's like someone heard about the crazy poo poo that Friedkin did on the Exorcist and decided to do it in a really tame, OSHA compliant way in TYOOL 2016.
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Avengers wasn't great but I still enjoyed it and it's a movie I'd leave on if I'm channel browsing and land on FX or maybe put on if I'm going to see a new Marvel movie in a few days. I have no interest in ever doing that for MoS or BvS. Avengers had this giant snowball of hype behind it and Whedonisms aside the momentum took it to an ok place, unlike with Synder who kept jerking the wheel to the side trying to force the car down douchebro alley
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Your theory is the same as the one where Superman could have saved every single life in Man Of Steel if he simply 'cared harder'. So Superman is secretly conspiring against humanity, like the figure of The Jew in various conspiracy theories.
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Bro Dad posted:Your theory is the same as the one where Superman could have saved every single life in Man Of Steel if he simply 'cared harder'. So Superman is secretly conspiring against humanity, like the figure of The Jew in various conspiracy theories. marvel makes good movies and dc doesn't
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Prokhor Zakharov posted:marvel makes good movies and dc doesn't lmao
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You liked BvS. Do you also eat poo poo for breakfast?
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Marvel at the box office posted:MUAHAHAHA!
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marvel movies are good. dc movies suck.
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i think dc movies make marvel movies look better by comparison. on their own they are okay, i guess? but when they get to be the gallant to dc's goofus they start to look amazing.
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I appreciate the muppets on a much deeper level than you http://www.theonion.com/blogpost/i-appreciate-the-muppets-on-a-much-deeper-level-th-16208
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Jonny_Rocket posted:
Seems like a lot of effort and humiliation just to make a very bad movie
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Holy moly - some of this stuff is pretty extreme
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Serious Frolicking posted:i think dc movies make marvel movies look better by comparison. on their own they are okay, i guess? but when they get to be the gallant to dc's goofus they start to look amazing. On their own I'd say they're objectively really bad (Green Lantern, MOS being the worst). Parts of the Nolan films are okay but most of the credit for Nolan's films really should go to Heath Ledger's amazing Joker portrayal, practically everything else in that series is pretty mediocre. The Tim Burton pieces I count as great films, but they're decades old now and I don't think anything being done in comic book films these days is in the same general category as them any more.
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the dc movies are poo poo and i love seeing them burn but i'm pretty indifferent on most marvel movies. the only one i think is great is guardians of the galaxy. that movie was fun as gently caress. haven't seen civil war so i can't judge.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anSPG0TPf84
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Groovelord Neato posted:the dc movies are poo poo and i love seeing them burn but i'm pretty indifferent on most marvel movies. the only one i think is great is guardians of the galaxy. that movie was fun as gently caress. Winter Soldier was also in the own zone
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Groovelord Neato posted:the dc movies are poo poo and i love seeing them burn but i'm pretty indifferent on most marvel movies. the only one i think is great is guardians of the galaxy. that movie was fun as gently caress. Yeah the Marvel movies are legit mostly mediocre but they do manage to hit the goals they set out to hit, which usually boils down to "we want audiences to give a gently caress about this character no one but weird nerds have heard of" and considering the characters they've managed to sell that shouldn't be sneezed at unless you're some weird adolescent brat who has never tried anything difficult ever. The only ones that I feel go beyond those goals: Thor Iron Man 3 Captain America 2 Guardians of the Galaxy Captain America 3 That isn't to say the other movies suck, but they're either sloppy (Thor 2, Iron man 2, Avengers 2) or aside from the goal of selling the characters they don't actually accomplish all that much (Iron Man, Captain America, Avengers, Ant-Man). MinibarMatchman posted:holy poo poo I forgot about the Sentry and his whole hosed up storyline. You want a god complex in a box, his Void poo poo and his wife asking the Avengers to kill him is pretty nuts. poo poo, his calling card for years was literally ripping people in half. That's why throwing a Marvel Thunderbolts team against him is the best loving idea ever. You get them to fight a threat both worthy of a team-up and too messy for the Avengers to be bothered with, with the petty subtext of having them fight "Superman" who can't keep his urge to be a big dumb grimdark baby under control. It's almost too perfect. mind the walrus fucked around with this message at 00:26 on Aug 5, 2016 |
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Aren't you the dunce that said the director's cut of bvs was good? That's a lmao
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:All of CineD's favorite movies have that same flaw opposed to the movies they hate. Every time I read a post like this, I remember that you were probated for, like, a year while the ppl ur talking about got moderator positions. This forum. Man.
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seems like the general consensus is that while the DC live action poo poo has been a total failure, the animated stuff is actually very competent and good? Just started reading some batmens (the one that ends with him and Jared leto laughing at a joke together and this one where he's really old but so crazy that he has to come out of retirement to stop the voices in his head and he makes a tiny pubescent girl be his new sunshine boy because old one died apparently? leto killed him? still reading this one) and now I would like to watch batman movies because reading comics on my kindle makes me feel queasy after a while for some reason. anyway wading through nerd discussion on which animated batmans exist and are good is painful and sucks because it's poo poo garbage for baby idiots who make me fuckin wanna vomit with their horrible opinions, so please tell me what to watch :^) thank you
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I did hear that the batman: the animated show is very good but I'm iffy on starting a series, I'm thinking trying some features first would be a good intro. Suggestions welcome, friends!
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I have a very imporant question about the Killing Joke animated movie
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Gatekeeper posted:I did hear that the batman: the animated show is very good but I'm iffy on starting a series, I'm thinking trying some features first would be a good intro. Suggestions welcome, friends! The Wonder Woman movie is alright
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Gatekeeper posted:seems like the general consensus is that while the DC live action poo poo has been a total failure, the animated stuff is actually very competent and good? Seriouspost: Nah. People like to say this because the DC animated series stuff tends to be of a much higher caliber as far as literal children's cartoons go--Batman The Animated Series, Superman the Animated Series, Batman Beyond, Justice League, Justice League Unlimited, Teen Titans, The Brave and the Bold, Young Justice, etc. are all worth a look if you're a literal child, a preteen, or have absolutely nothing better to do with your time. The DC animated movies are garbage dumps for projects that enough fans want to see adapted but nowhere near marketable enough to consider for live action with the notable exception of Suicide Squad. That's why most of them are just truncated versions of famous DC books like The Dark Knight Returns, All-Star Superman, the New Frontier, and Flashpoint: Paradox for some reason. I have yet to see one that rises above the level of mediocre. I recall the best one being the "Earth 2" one which was an aborted script for the older Justice League cartoon and it's only worth watching for James Woods as Owlman and Guido Ultraman. Watch these if you are too much of an imbecile to spend 20 minutes reading a comic at Barnes and Noble.
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mind the walrus posted:Seriouspost: Nah. People like to say this because the DC animated series stuff tends to be of a much higher caliber as far as literal children's cartoons go--Batman The Animated Series, Superman the Animated Series, Batman Beyond, Justice League, Justice League Unlimited, Teen Titans, The Brave and the Bold, Young Justice, etc. are all worth a look if you're a literal child, a preteen, or have absolutely nothing better to do with your time. I don't know, I liked the DC Showcase shorts, particularly the Spectre one with Gary Cole, largely because it was aping a '70s "grindhouse" styles, complete with grain filter and overexposed, bloomed-out look, and all the horror/slasher homages. The Green Arrow one's great because Neil McDonough makes Oliver Queen super-likable.
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mind the walrus posted:Seriouspost: Nah. People like to say this because the DC animated series stuff tends to be of a much higher caliber as far as literal children's cartoons go--Batman The Animated Series, Superman the Animated Series, Batman Beyond, Justice League, Justice League Unlimited, Teen Titans, The Brave and the Bold, Young Justice, etc. are all worth a look if you're a literal child, a preteen, or have absolutely nothing better to do with your time. You're suposed to pay for those, you thief!
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mind the walrus posted:Seriouspost: Nah. People like to say this because the DC animated series stuff tends to be of a much higher caliber as far as literal children's cartoons go--Batman The Animated Series, Superman the Animated Series, Batman Beyond, Justice League, Justice League Unlimited, Teen Titans, The Brave and the Bold, Young Justice, etc. are all worth a look if you're a literal child, a preteen, or have absolutely nothing better to do with your time. Thank you, i feel like people really praise this stuff and I usually wonder how much of that is rose colored glasses "this was so awesome when I was a kid! it is also awesome now that I'm an adult!" stuff.
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Young Freud posted:Neil McDonough makes Oliver Queen super-likable This is one aspect that does attract me, though: I usually really like the VAs I see mentioned whenever these come up.
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Best Batman Power Ranking: 60's Adam West Batman Tim Burton Batman Animated Series Batman Chris Nolan Batman Rocksteady Video games Batman Animated movies Batman [tumble off cliff] Joel Schumacher Batman 1940s serial films Batman Comic Books Batman Alan Moore comic books Batman Not-Rocksteady Video Games Batman The Batman Batman Beyond The Aurora Theater Shooter Zack Snyderverse
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how does batgirl wear a big lacy bra under her skintight batsuit
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Mel Mudkiper posted:how does batgirl wear a big lacy bra under her skintight batsuit That's her superpower
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Gatekeeper posted:Thank you, i feel like people really praise this stuff and I usually wonder how much of that is rose colored glasses "this was so awesome when I was a kid! it is also awesome now that I'm an adult!" stuff. Don't get me wrong the DCAU stuff is a phenomenal and unprecedented accomplishment of serial storytelling considering it wasn't planned, and the highs are genuinely high (the Cadmus arc in JLU is easily the best DC adaptation outside of the 77 Superman ever), but even the best of it is still a preteen cartoon. What's funny is that the very best stuff is heavily weighted towards Justice League/Justice League Unlimited, but 99% of people you ask will mention early Batman: The Animated Series despite not having seen it in 20 years, which is historically interesting and has good episodes that ooze style, but has largely aged like processed cheese. Young Freud posted:I don't know, I liked the DC Showcase shorts, particularly the Spectre one with Gary Cole, largely because it was aping a '70s "grindhouse" styles, complete with grain filter and overexposed, bloomed-out look, and all the horror/slasher homages. The Green Arrow one's great because Neil McDonough makes Oliver Queen super-likable. I had forgotten those. Those indeed were pretty drat good. Neal McDonough makes everyone likable. Mel Mudkiper posted:how does batgirl wear a big lacy bra under her skintight batsuit When your peers are Power Girl and Wonder Woman, you have to find a way.
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:Best Batman Power Ranking:
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Saw Suicide Squad tonight. It creeps up to the line of Good and then furiously retreats.
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mind the walrus posted:Don't get me wrong the DCAU stuff is a phenomenal and unprecedented accomplishment of serial storytelling considering it wasn't planned, and the highs are genuinely high (the Cadmus arc in JLU is easily the best DC adaptation outside of the 77 Superman ever), but even the best of it is still a preteen cartoon. I think people get too wound up over the fact that its for kids. For most of history comic books and comic book characters were made with kids in mind, but fans are loath to admit this, especially with DC for whatever reason, hence Batman's constant juvenile edginess in almost all forms of media he's appeared in since the mid 80s. I kind of like the way the old cartoons just ignore that element. Heck, a lot of the Marvel and Spider man live-action movies are only a little more complex, mature and gritty than the old DC cartoons and I'm not criticizing them for that. With the Batman animated series though, I think that was a lot more erratic in quality than people remember. Some episodes had absolutely brilliant writing, animation, voice acting, direction etc and others.... less so.
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Flesh Forge posted:I could let it off the hook for wildly misunderstanding the source material if it was a good story in its own right but it really just isn't. There are dozens of individual faults with the plot that I could pick at but the whole package was just so tedious and cringeworthy. The film school guy who criticized Snyder for being all slow-mo money shot and no setup was on target. Kind of like Sucker Punch, I couldn't bring myself to give a poo poo about what was going on because nothing is really set up, no focus is given to any human (or at least humanoid) beings doing human things. You hit the nail on the head. I usually get pretty anxious and excited when the character is in danger during a movie. I even felt that way during Tinker Bell and the Great Fairy Rescue. But during the car chase scene in BvS I felt absolutely nothing. It just seemed like random cars all over the place.
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