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DaveWoo
Aug 14, 2004

Fun Shoe

Tayter Swift posted:

trump update for the day

He ate poo poo in a billion polls
The Melaina immigration thing that didn't like like it went anywhere
Trump still thinks there were planes of cash going to Iran on tape
Alleged vice presidential candidate was allowed to endorse Ryan I think, but poo poo on McCain (probably at McCain's request)
Idk he probably lost another billionaire's vote

Think that's it

Also Obama did a press conference where he mocked Donald's whole "rigged election" talk and said that only losers talk that way

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eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
oliver north criticizing anything about iran policy

lol

Fix
Jul 26, 2005

NEWT THE MOON

Tayter Swift posted:

trump update for the day

He ate poo poo in a billion polls
The Melaina immigration thing that didn't like like it went anywhere
Trump still thinks there were planes of cash going to Iran on tape
Alleged vice presidential candidate was allowed to endorse Ryan I think, but poo poo on McCain (probably at McCain's request)
Idk he probably lost another billionaire's vote

Think that's it

An 11 year old pegged Pence as being a walkback machine for Donald Trump.

thethreeman
May 10, 2008
Fallen Rib

https://twitter.com/BuzzFeedAndrew/status/761397058645393411

Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005

Fix posted:

An 11 year old pegged Pence as being a walkback machine for Donald Trump.

Story: 11-Year-Old Grills Mike Pence on ‘Softening Up’ Donald Trump’s Words

quote:

“I’ve been watching the news lately, and I’ve been noticing that you’ve been kind of softening up on Mr. Trump’s policies and words,” Matthew said skeptically. “Is this going to be your role in the administration?”

Mr. Pence stood stone-faced for a moment before offering an uneasy chuckle.

“What did you say I’ve been doing?” Mr. Pence asked over laughter from the crowd.

“You’ve been kind of softening up on his words,” Matthew steadfastly replied.

Slate Action
Feb 13, 2012

by exmarx
https://twitter.com/OnlyInBOS/status/761392139649646593

Mrit
Sep 26, 2007

by exmarx
Grimey Drawer

This kid is seriously impressive.

Gianthogweed
Jun 3, 2004

"And then I see the disinfectant...where it knocks it out in a minute. One minute. And is there a way we can do something like that. Uhh, by injection inside..." - a Very Stable Genius.
I bet reporters could guide Trump's policy simply by asking him loaded questions.

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009


i love you jeb!

RedneckwithGuns
Mar 28, 2007

Up Next:
Fifteen Inches of
SHEER DYNAMITE

Following the thread but what did one of Huckabee's kids do to animals that everyone was joking about a few pages ago?

Dr.Zeppelin
Dec 5, 2003

Gianthogweed posted:

I bet reporters could guide Trump's policy simply by asking him loaded questions.

this basically happened in one of the debates when a moderator brought up that someone suggested putting 10,000 ground troops in syria and trump came up with an idea to do just that on the spot

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

RedneckwithGuns posted:

Following the thread but what did one of Huckabee's kids do to animals that everyone was joking about a few pages ago?

One of his sons tortured a dog to death

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

shiksa posted:

One of his sons tortured a dog to death

Corek
May 11, 2013

by R. Guyovich

https://twitter.com/MadisonAveSpy/status/747463162216259588

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



I miss Jeb!.

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007


jorb

a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde

triple sulk posted:

I miss Jeb!.

The halcyon days of the primaries are sadly behind us.

Princess Di
Apr 23, 2016

by zen death robot

Dr.Zeppelin posted:

didn't see it posted but this week's ipsos/reuters poll only has hillary +4, seems like a pretty good result for trump since that's the same margin as the one taken during the RNC

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/docs/2016/2016_Reuters_Tracking_-_Core_Political_8.3_.16_FINAL_.pdf

Lol

:ironicat:

Slate Action
Feb 13, 2012

by exmarx
As he walked off alone into the night, only the faint, plaintive sound of an air horn could be heard.

MaxNV
Jan 3, 2011



Now Jeb! wanders the streets of America's cities looking for things to fix.

a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde
Trump's Diversity guy on CNN about video of guy with "gently caress ISLAM" shirt:

Didn't know about the video (lol ok) and "we've had some very peaceful rallies"

what a joke

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

https://twitter.com/PeterStrescino/status/761400411072757761

pueblo colorado

as in hillary stopped spending in colorado

i smell another maddow rant tuesday night

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009


A grown up taking a plane flight by himself!!

eatenmyeyes
Mar 29, 2001

Grimey Drawer

StateOwned posted:

What kind of gun should I buy to prepare for the post-election trumpist uprising

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3186581&pagenumber=1849&perpage=40#post457898430

Actually, when you say "prepare", do you mean "to protect myself and others" or "to safari"? I can provide expanded recommendations for both by PM.

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.
Pueblo Colorado is a shithole
-a Colorado Springs resident

quadrophrenic
Feb 4, 2011

WIN MARNIE WIN
jeb seems like a nice boy

TARDISman
Oct 28, 2011




Welp, I'm loving out. Good night fine posters.

Princess Di
Apr 23, 2016

by zen death robot

Slate Action posted:

As he walked off alone into the night, only the faint, plaintive sound of an air horn could be heard.

The last hope of the party for the White House besides Kasich's gaping mouth hole...

:guinness: Stay safe Jeb!

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

Vertical Lime posted:

https://twitter.com/PeterStrescino/status/761400411072757761

pueblo colorado

as in hillary stopped spending in colorado

i smell another maddow rant tuesday night

He should just be living in Ohio, flying to Florida and rename a kid Phillies Rule, right? That's the only three states that matter to him as far as I can tell. Even if he wasn't getting his rear end beat, his only hope of squeaking out a win would still be hitting that trifecta.

Princess Di
Apr 23, 2016

by zen death robot

TARDISman posted:

Welp, I'm loving out. Good night fine posters.

:nitecrew:

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

jeb! :buddy:

MacFoon
Jul 25, 2007

smell this posted:

A grown up taking a plane flight by himself!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzMSfaNXYZg

:unsmith:

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.
Also if I'm reading this right pueblo is almost 50% Hispanic. Probably gonna be a good crowd https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pueblo,_Colorado

Constant Hamprince
Oct 24, 2010

by exmarx
College Slice
nite crew



normies leave

Dr.Zeppelin
Dec 5, 2003

PostNouveau posted:

He should just be living in Ohio, flying to Florida and rename a kid Phillies Rule, right? That's the only three states that matter to him as far as I can tell. Even if he wasn't getting his rear end beat, his only hope of squeaking out a win would still be hitting that trifecta.

honestly all the clinton campaign probably has to do to get trump to go to a state is to tell the media that they don't think they need to contend there

if i'm them i would constantly be blasting out "well looks like we've got hawaii all wrapped up, trump can't compete with us there even though he owns a property there and he usually does so well in states that he has properties in, oh well"

Despera
Jun 6, 2011
Wow Jeb get some friends you nerd

Kazzah
Jul 15, 2011

Formerly known as
Krazyface
Hair Elf

Okonner posted:

I will bet money this is the most FAQ of the thread.

Whenever he does a rally like 5 people ask "Is he always like this? He seems less coherent than usual, is that just me?". Like clockwork.

JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver

Constant Hamprince posted:

nite crew



normies leave
10PM to 1AM is clearly part of the nitecrew-daycrew overlapping timezone, as dictated by the Crew Time Ownership Treaty of 2014

Despera
Jun 6, 2011
Also Pueblo is as hispanic as it sounds so that should go well.

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iospace
Jan 19, 2038


https://twitter.com/aseitzwald/status/761403255188357121

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