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Regular Nintendo posted:I work like a mile from there and really really wish I had run into him just to shout "Jeb! is a mess! down the common why would you do that?  please be nice to jeb.
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Regular Nintendo posted:I work like a mile from there and really really wish I had run into him just to shout "Jeb! is a mess! down the common wow way to kick a jeb while hes turned over on his shell
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i'm going to take off work for like a week to watch all this poo poo melt down in real time, i'm pretty sure i'm the only non-minority democrat in my office so everyone will assume i'm Sad About Trump and willunderstand
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In wisconsin they say that if you fish a solitary with a small silver key on a moonless night, you will catch jeb. If you answer his riddle correctly he will whisper a secret guacamole recipe into your ear, but if you answer incorrectly he will bite you Thats how scott walker really got his bald spot, but he found this out by accodent
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Darkman Fanpage posted:why would you do that? He'd happily send all my cousins overseas to die for no reason and generally act like a fart sniffing dipshit while doing it, and also Terry Schiavo, so no
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Ivor Biggun posted:"I don't think we have to compete with Trump in Alaska, we've got that state in the bag". *psst* have you ever heard any rumors of the land of "guam"? i hear it's one of the legendary Secret States
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Al! posted:In wisconsin they say that if you fish a solitary with a small silver key on a moonless night, you will catch jeb. If you answer his riddle correctly he will whisper a secret guacamole recipe into your ear, but if you answer incorrectly he will bite you Sounds about right. Ryan seems to realize that things are going south and fast for the Presidential
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Al! posted:In wisconsin they say that if you fish a solitary with a small silver key on a moonless night, you will catch jeb. If you answer his riddle correctly he will whisper a secret guacamole recipe into your ear, but if you answer incorrectly he will bite you i would unironically buy a coffee table book of homespun tales about scott walker
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its a good thing hannity worships trump if they ever got on each others bad sides the ensuing salt explosion would render all lands infertile
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Aug 5, 2016 05:23
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Sean's drunk lmao
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That's too much. It's officially too much winning.
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gently caress You And Diebold posted:wow way to kick a jeb while hes turned over on his shell Jeb lays on his back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating his legs trying to turn himself over. But he can't. Not with out your help. But you're not helping.
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I feel like we've seen this a couple times, someone needles someone just the right way around midnight and the target's about seven drinks deep and the poo poo flies Shithawks, Sean. They're flyin' in low
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Aug 5, 2016 05:24
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lol just accept the trophy and say thank you, you fucker, you stupid god drat twat, gently caress you Hannity, you bitch
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I need Stewart back at the daily show, right loving now
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Did this week kill Joementum?
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It's the Night of Long Trump Steak Knives as all these stupid motherfuckers start turning on each other.
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there is no ironicat big enough for that middle tweet EDIT: for people who don't like clicking twitter links, because this is delightful 
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exquisite tea posted:It's the Night of Long Trump Steak Knives as all these stupid motherfuckers start turning on each other. it's gonna be so great when the john kasichs of the party try to drag them back on message and they will have none of it, assuming they don't snap back to remembering they've always been at war with eastasia and go back to saying whatever the party wants them to say
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Al! posted:Jeb lays on his back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating his legs trying to turn himself over. But he can't. Not with out your help. But you're not helping. Please Help
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PROFESSOR posted:i miss jeb and i think trump misses him too has jeb lost his exclamation point
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gently caress You And Diebold posted:its a good thing hannity worships trump if they ever got on each others bad sides the ensuing salt explosion would render all lands infertile Carthage! Gone! How could Ba'al send me such a cruel vision! 
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Yinlock posted:there is no ironicat big enough for that middle tweet Biggest ironicat of the week: That middle tweet or Oliver North going after Obama for Iran?
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Lol, first Ted Cruz turns out to be the Zodiac Killer, now Jeb! is Jack the Ripper smdh strongest bench ever eh GOP?
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Things seemed to have gone a little bit quiet on the Trump train, and it's making me sad. I need Trump to slap a child or call a female journalist 'Toots' . These b-level gaffs aren't doing it for me anymore.
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Constant Hamprince posted:nite crew 
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PotatoManJack posted:Things seemed to have gone a little bit quiet on the Trump train, and it's making me sad. I need Trump to slap a child or call a female journalist 'Toots' . These b-level gaffs aren't doing it for me anymore. he's got joint events with pence tomorrow, should be some good dominance-asserting going on
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Hey I just want to remind the thread about this funny little chestnut of absolute ancient history from 12 hours ago https://twitter.com/JBWogan/status/761239272296808448
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i can hear the m83 in perfect clarity
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exquisite tea posted:It's the Night of Long Trump Steak Knives as all these stupid motherfuckers start turning on each other. *Trump Night of the Bigly Trump Knives
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Al! posted:Jeb lays on his back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating his legs trying to turn himself over. But he can't. Not with out your help. But you're not helping. Jeb's the snail in the Training Day joke
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Kithkar posted:Did this week kill Joementum? tragic but it was nice to see jeb this week
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https://twitter.com/JakeGiddens/status/761400570469048320 dear christ
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smell this posted:tragic Jeb is a walking tragedy
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zoux posted:Murdoch owns Fox and the WSJ Yea seeing a feud between them is very weird.
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