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Like I don't jerk around with anyone who sends a dick pic, I just delete it and say I didn't want it and not to send that to me.
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Aug 5, 2016 05:25
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not sure why but really wanna send them blonde rear end babes a dic pic
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Aug 5, 2016 05:25
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dick pics no good but what about cock captures?
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Aug 5, 2016 05:26
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Aug 5, 2016 05:27
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Khazar-khum posted:SMV? The Shadow Moon Valley rating is how you judge your potential woman's prowess. Is she at least level 70? Did she grind out the Netherwing dragon faction? Is she self sufficient in Black Temple or do you have to carry her through it? No but seriously gently caress the guy who wrote that post. These manbabies don't want a real wife, they want a mother substitute who will clean up after them and gently caress them all the time without complaint.
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Aug 5, 2016 05:29
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Aug 5, 2016 05:32
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I just don't get dick pics. What are they supposed to do? Impress her with your size? Chances are she's seen one of similar or greater size. Impress her with your uniqueness? It's probably a medical condition.
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Aug 5, 2016 05:36
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dog buttz posted:I just don't get dick pics. What are they supposed to do? Impress her with your size? Chances are she's seen one of similar or greater size. Impress her with your uniqueness? It's probably a medical condition. Get her super horny so she'll gently caress you for sure once you show up (can't wait to put the dick in her mouth)
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Aug 5, 2016 05:38
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dang if only there was some specific thing you could do with a girl before sending her dick pics, or investing a ton of emotional intimacy into her with no reciprocation. us nice guys never had a chance, this thing just doesn't exist!!
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Aug 5, 2016 05:38
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Dinosaurmageddon posted:
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Aug 5, 2016 05:39
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Don Tacorleone posted:Get her super horny so she'll gently caress you for sure once you show up (can't wait to put the dick in her mouth) I get the feeling that a decent amount of those guys get off on the act of sending the pictures more than anything that may happen as a result. Kind of like a toned-down version of the trenchcoat flasher, but with the ability to text "My bad, that was for someone else" if it isn't well received.
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Aug 5, 2016 05:43
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PallasAthene posted:I get the feeling that a decent amount of those guys get off on the act of sending the pictures more than anything that may happen as a result. Kind of like a toned-down version of the trenchcoat flasher, but with the ability to text "My bad, that was for someone else" if it isn't well received. Yeah, I think that's it. Or they think it's a "power move" and instead we're like ?????????????????????????
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Aug 5, 2016 05:44
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I can't source but I recall some study that interviewed guys about it, and to most of them it's the digital equivalent of going to the bar and asking every woman "will you sleep with me?" until he gets a yes. It will take ages, but eventually they do get a hit, and if they're just looking for a low effort--high payout casual sex game then sending dick pics is sadly the lowest effort to highest possible reward. I imagine it helps if the dude has a good body and decent dick.
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Aug 5, 2016 05:46
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yeah i'd think it's a weed-out/shotgun approach.
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Aug 5, 2016 05:48
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Power moves: 1. remember my middle name 2. text me a picture of a spider you found and released outside (bravery) 3. text me a picture of a spider that you saw at the zoo 4. invite me to do fun things that are slightly out of both of our comfort zones (hot air balloon?) 5. inform me of something nice you encountered that reminded you of me 6. say "I am happy to see you" when you see me 7. say you like it when i laugh or appear happy 8. have earnest conversations with me 9. feed me beets
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Aug 5, 2016 05:49
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PallasAthene posted:I get the feeling that a decent amount of those guys get off on the act of sending the pictures more than anything that may happen as a result. Kind of like a toned-down version of the trenchcoat flasher, but with the ability to text "My bad, that was for someone else" if it isn't well received. Pick posted:Yeah, I think that's it. Or they think it's a "power move" and instead we're like ????????????????????????? As a guy that has done his share of online dating, I can say that I honestly don't understand why the hell guys send unsolicited dick pics. Never once did I read through a profile and think to myself, "Hmmm, she seems promising. I should probably send her a picture of my dick."
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Aug 5, 2016 05:49
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Pick posted:Power moves: okay but what about acting completely uninterested in you romantically?
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Aug 5, 2016 05:52
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Power move: Spend enough time and effort pair-bonding with me that by the time I see your body/junk in person, I'm willing to overlook any shortcomings, real or imagined. 
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Aug 5, 2016 05:52
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dog buttz posted:okay but what about acting completely uninterested in you romantically? hey sugar tits - watch me gyrate vigourously for 50 straight minutes to demonstrate my abilities in sex i will record it so you can sync it up to a pink floyd album of your choosing ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD fucked around with this message at 06:00 on Aug 5, 2016 |
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Aug 5, 2016 05:54
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PallasAthene posted:Power move: gently caress. that. i have a much better idea: and that idea is pretty much an entire smashcut of those guys secretly jizzing on things at the bus stop. the dudes get a free t shirt from a big titted camera girl its called boys gone wild, and its a deep feminist critique that goes so far up its own rear end every time the director farts a jezebel writer will yawn
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Aug 5, 2016 05:57
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Pick posted:Power moves: I'm sorry is this the Nice Guy's Thread or the Pick's Unfulfilled Fantasies Thread?
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Aug 5, 2016 05:59
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im a man in my late 20s looking to get fuckin loaded at D&B's and play 2 hours of skiball while listening to linkin park we can share earbuds but i am gonna want some sort of proof you dont have ear herpes
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Aug 5, 2016 06:07
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Pick posted:Power moves: so you'll have sex witrh me if i give you these beets, is what you're saying?
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Aug 5, 2016 06:07
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do u do anal?
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Aug 5, 2016 06:08
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later on we'll mosey back to my 3rd floor walkup and you'll slip into something comfortable enough to watch me plow my disinterested fiance to the tune of whatever schlock the dude from NiN pushed out this year also youre jeff goldblum
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Aug 5, 2016 06:09
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PallasAthene posted:Power move:
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Aug 5, 2016 06:11
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nigga crab pollock posted:so you'll have sex witrh me if i give you these beets, is what you're saying? these are general rules, i'm good on beets
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Aug 5, 2016 06:11
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Pick posted:Power moves: lol why not just ask me to cure cancer while you're at it!
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Aug 5, 2016 06:12
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ideas for a band the sugar beet sluts diet beet us the beetles
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Aug 5, 2016 06:13
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Turdfuzz posted:lol why not just ask me to cure cancer while you're at it! just the other day i was being hit on by a cancer researcher and i won't lie that's a good opener
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Aug 5, 2016 06:16
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Look at all these fuckers who have dicks that ain't worth showing off
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Aug 5, 2016 06:18
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Girls dont really consider dicks big until they are 8+ inches and 6 inches thick, so if yours is smaller than that there's really no point in showing it off as it's nothing special.
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Aug 5, 2016 06:19
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Carmant posted:Girls dont really consider dicks big until they are 8+ inches and 6 inches thick, so if yours is smaller than that there's really no point in showing it off as it's nothing special. did i wander onto the baleen whale forum again
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Aug 5, 2016 06:21
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Pick posted:did i wander onto the baleen whale forum again dont fat shame you dumb slut
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Aug 5, 2016 06:23
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nigga crab pollock posted:do u do anal? my turn on is doing anal with a girl who ate beets cuz then my dick with be red but not in a gross way I'm a nice guy.
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Aug 5, 2016 06:26
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The Endbringer posted:my turn on is doing anal with a girl who ate beets cuz then my dick with be red but not in a gross way I'm a nice guy. the only red dicked guy i know is the devil and that guy is the worst seriously i've seen some poo poo.
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Aug 5, 2016 06:30
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I had a friend who broke up with a guy because his dick was huuuuge and he always just crammed it in and looked self-satisfied and assumed because he had a big dick he did a good job.
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Aug 5, 2016 06:31
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Pick posted:I had a friend who broke up with a guy because his dick was huuuuge and he always just crammed it in and looked self-satisfied and assumed because he had a big dick he did a good job. see now if he sent her a dic pic beforehand then this wouldnt have happened
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Aug 5, 2016 06:33
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