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Leper Go-getter
Nov 7, 2010
I'm real happy i can forget who Chris Evans ever was again and can stop holding my breath!

Longest running defence of Nuovo Top Gear seems to be "Well, would you rather not have ANY (or MORE) shows about cars and automotive funaningans? On TV or The Internet?"

Sure. But lets not accept this prison food of a programme as anything less than the gruel it is.

Can we get some real car shows please? Like when Next Generation Top Gear did road trips. Or workshop arcanery like MightyCarMods, HotRodGarage, ProjectBinky, AddYourShowHere.
High budget, fine, or low budget. A person, more persons, (not, or) a convoy of filmcrew, mechanics, and backup cars, or just a gopro and some tripods. Mattres in a boot, or actually they stay in a nearby hotel lol job security. Some real experiences and commentary. Or scripted events. You dont have to sell a car at every opportunity, if the panels blow off in a breeze thats bad, but if it gets you there and back thats good! I would put my money on a car that doesnt break down within a week of (any sort of) use. So theres your ad revenue DONT THINK ABOUT IT
James May level of indepth washer material and construction tidbittery, and David Freiburger car hoods obstruct cooling logics. Opinons beyond "whooooa waaaah wohohooo".
Who cares if it's live or not, nothing is ever truly unedited.

I want more car shows really bad you guys.

Edit; Sure hope this post didnt suck.

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PT6A
Jan 5, 2006

Public school teachers are callous dictators who won't lift a finger to stop children from peeing in my plane

Leper Go-getter posted:

Edit; Sure hope this post didnt suck.

I've got bad news for you.

Top Gear was great because it seemed so natural, but in fact it was very planned and edited, and executed by a team of very skilled professionals. Look at all the complete dreck there is on YouTube about cars and "challenges" and travel. Look at all the complete garbage that actually makes it to TV (at least in Canada). Clarkson, Hammond and May were important, but they couldn't have done what they did without the rest of the people who worked on the show.

It's like Anthony Bourdain. He's a funny guy and a good presenter, but his show would be poo poo and garbage without (especially) the cinematography and all the other behind-the-scenes stuff.

BigPaddy
Jun 30, 2008

That night we performed the rite and opened the gate.
Halfway through, I went to fix us both a coke float.
By the time I got back, he'd gone insane.
Plus, he'd left the gate open and there was evil everywhere.


The thing is Clarkson was known for working the script until it was tight and had a team of writers and good co presenters. Nu-top gear had none of that.

Leper Go-getter
Nov 7, 2010

PT6A posted:


Top Gear was great because it seemed so natural,

Noone is arguing about whether Top Gear was or is scripted anymore. There was scripts and there was fun.
Scripts are fine. Bad scripts are bad, bad actors are bad.
You should buy a Fiesta if you want to race through a mall. Made up but good see?
But they cant just sit in car and shout. Unless theres no sound deadening. Or windows.

PT6A
Jan 5, 2006

Public school teachers are callous dictators who won't lift a finger to stop children from peeing in my plane

BigPaddy posted:

The thing is Clarkson was known for working the script until it was tight and had a team of writers and good co presenters. Nu-top gear had none of that.

Yes, that's my point. That's why we can't and shouldn't just hope for "more car shows" because if you lack the good writers and good presenters and the budget to do things properly, it will be poo poo.

There's already plenty of car shows on TV and youtube that I don't watch because they're complete and utter poo poo. Why on god's green earth would we want more of them?

Jehde
Apr 21, 2010

Hell there's enough good ones that I don't have time to watch them all. I think the current state of automative media is pretty good, especially now that Evans has been booted out of it.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Leper Go-getter posted:

...ProjectBinky...

It's the one youtube channel I savour for an update at this stage.

Chris Knight
Jun 5, 2002

me @ ur posts


Fun Shoe

CAT INTERCEPTOR posted:

BlackAdder or GTFO

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


I want Jeremy to host more Robot Wars like he did back in the day. Hammond can control the robot and May can build them.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 31 hours!
I want to see Jeremy fight a robot.

BigPaddy
Jun 30, 2008

That night we performed the rite and opened the gate.
Halfway through, I went to fix us both a coke float.
By the time I got back, he'd gone insane.
Plus, he'd left the gate open and there was evil everywhere.


I want to see Jeramytron 9000 make racist jokes

neckbeard
Jan 25, 2004

Oh Bambi, I cried so hard when those hunters shot your mommy...
The Stig's African cousin passed away
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-africa-36823937

Riot Carol Danvers
Jul 30, 2004

It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

drat, and he sounds like a really good dude. That sucks.

Preoptopus
Aug 25, 2008

Три полоски,
три по три полоски

BigPaddy posted:

The thing is Clarkson was known for working the script until it was tight and had a team of writers and good co presenters. Nu-top gear had none of that.

Clarkson is a really good writer imo

AcidRonin
Apr 2, 2012

iM A ROOKiE RiGHT NOW BUT i PROMiSE YOU EVERY SiNGLE FUCKiN BiTCH ASS ARTiST WHO TRiES TO SHADE ME i WiLL VERBALLY DiSMANTLE YOUR ASSHOLE

BigPaddy posted:

Nu-top gear

So now that we're through that awfulness do you think the Grand Tour will be Djent Gear?

davebo
Nov 15, 2006

Parallel lines do meet, but they do it incognito
College Slice
There's a lack of Top Gear happening right now so I decided to check out this series made entirely in Grand Theft Auto 5. Well, I didn't actually watch the whole thing but i skimmed through it because it's a fun concept. It would have been better if they had more GTA wackiness going on but they played it relatively straight, right down to the players driving a reasonably priced car around the airport and comparing times.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7p9moZLVcfA

RIP Paul Walker
Feb 26, 2004

That's awesome, totally worth watching. Those guys spent some time on it for sure.

Ireallylikeeggs
Jul 29, 2003

Or just watch Roadkill. The last episode with the hacked together rear engined dump truck doing wheelies is incredible.

wilfredmerriweathr
Jul 11, 2005
Best Roadkill ep yet. They were kinda wack for a minute so its awesome they just outdid themselves.

DiggityDoink
Dec 9, 2007
I actually hollered "gently caress yeah" when they actually accomplished what they set out to do in the recent Roadkill. I wasn't expecting that at all.

e; speaking of youtube car shows, Project Binky has a new episode out today/tomorrow depending on when you read this.

Ireallylikeeggs
Jul 29, 2003

It was 30 straight minutes of me muttering holy poo poo to myself.

spog
Aug 7, 2004

It's your own bloody fault.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w83bqEpwLYU

Interview with Rory, post-TG

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


DiggityDoink posted:

e; speaking of youtube car shows, Project Binky has a new episode out today/tomorrow depending on when you read this.

Brilliant episode as usual

Small Strange Bird
Sep 22, 2006

Merci, chaton!
Apparently Richard "Sniff Petrol" Porter has taken up his old TG role of script editor for The Grand Tour - he linked on Twitter to a Sunday Times article he wrote about his Defender which mentioned it in his bio. He's kept it very quiet until now, and I guess it means he's patched things up with Clarkson after being pretty scathing about his post-fracas behaviour in the last chapter of his book.

Residency Evil
Jul 28, 2003

4/5 godo... Schumi

Payndz posted:

Apparently Richard "Sniff Petrol" Porter has taken up his old TG role of script editor for The Grand Tour - he linked on Twitter to a Sunday Times article he wrote about his Defender which mentioned it in his bio. He's kept it very quiet until now, and I guess it means he's patched things up with Clarkson after being pretty scathing about his post-fracas behaviour in the last chapter of his book.

Did anyone read it as being "pretty scathing?" TBQH I thought he was pretty reasonable. Clarkson did punch a guy at work.

Small Strange Bird
Sep 22, 2006

Merci, chaton!

Residency Evil posted:

Did anyone read it as being "pretty scathing?" TBQH I thought he was pretty reasonable. Clarkson did punch a guy at work.
I read it as Porter calling Clarkson out for his half-arsed not-really-an-apology to everyone in the TG office for basically putting them out of a job, and being really disappointed in him both for losing it with a member of the team in the first place, and for disappearing and shrugging it off right afterwards. ("Disappointed" probably sums up the overall feeling better.)

djdanno13
Apr 20, 2004

Killing Nazi Zombies since June 14 1775

So speaking of, when does TGT start?

Cojawfee
May 31, 2006
I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius
Has it been a secret? Clarkson keeps retweeting and tweeting at SniffPetrol. The guy was even in one of their facebook videos.

djdanno13 posted:

So speaking of, when does TGT start?

Autumn 2016

Edit: There's a bonus video on amazon https://www.amazon.com/Behind-scenes-Clarkson-Hammond-May/dp/B01J94A5GQ/

Ariza
Feb 8, 2006
Any chance of Ken Block's Mustang in the series? It was my favorite part of the new series because it reminded me of Medusa from Bellflower a few years back. It's so over the top insane that I'd love to see their reaction to it

Ola
Jul 19, 2004

Get with the program Americans.

https://twitter.com/JeremyClarkson/status/761278778257670144

Mustache Ride
Sep 11, 2001



Oh goddamn it, it's Southern California. What happened to cota?

Ether Frenzy
Dec 22, 2006




Nap Ghost
It ended up that hollywood is in california, as it turns out.

MattD1zzl3
Oct 26, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 4 years!

Ether Frenzy posted:

It ended up that hollywood is in california, as it turns out.

Joke's on you:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JGVrB4pXDMg

MattD1zzl3 fucked around with this message at 00:47 on Aug 6, 2016

Xelkelvos
Dec 19, 2012

This is potentially more representative of Hollywood, FL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0kePb8gCV5M&t=6s

Budgie
Mar 9, 2007
Yeah, like the bird.
https://twitter.com/JeremyClarkson/status/761580288346578944

https://twitter.com/JeremyClarkson/status/761584429772963840

https://twitter.com/JeremyClarkson/status/761584755632697344

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...-going-pub.html

Xelkelvos
Dec 19, 2012
The gently caress is a lilo?

KozmoNaut
Apr 23, 2008

Happiness is a warm
Turbo Plasma Rifle


Xelkelvos posted:

The gently caress is a lilo?

Genericized trademark for an air mattress. Not the kind of thing you want to brave the oceans on.

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


KozmoNaut posted:

Genericized trademark for an air mattress. Not the kind of thing you want to brave the oceans on.
I thought Aerobed is the one we usually get.

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captainOrbital
Jan 23, 2003

Wrathchild!
💢🧒
gently caress a lilo, what the hell is a rib? I hate reading Daily Mail articles; it's like the same short paragraph repeated several times down the page.

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