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Red Suit posted:Tattoo goon, just find a place that will do a decent cover up job what would this entail, make it into an eagle holding a basketball Skinhead goon, just pay a man to shoot you with a laser for a very long time. You were a skinhead teen and you got a Nazi tattoo, think of it as penance  e: take a hint from Orange Is The New Black and get it made into an eagle holding the Microsoft Windows logo loquacius fucked around with this message at 13:32 on Aug 5, 2016 |
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NVJ posted:wow ivenever been into sienfeld but if its that hosed up i might give it ago A lot of the episodes are hosed up but it gets weird because it doesn't seem like anyone realizes that it's hosed up. Like, even when it's about loving your cousin to get your parents' attention, there's an overwhelming sensation that Jerry Seinfeld (the real person) is completely oblivious to why such a thing would be really strange to put on national TV and thinks it's just regular ol' chuckles sitcom material.
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Aug 5, 2016 13:32
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Well if course it's not a good idea, but we need some crazy follow up stories in here, besides the uninteresting "I sleep with dudes for money and am still in debt" person. I think cousin fucker has potential.
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Aug 5, 2016 13:31
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I, for one, am supportive of the incest goon. Next time you're at a family reunion, get yourself some of that ol dutch courage and go get 'er duder.
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Aug 5, 2016 13:33
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KomodoWagon posted:A lot of the episodes are hosed up but it gets weird because it doesn't seem like anyone realizes that it's hosed up. Like, even when it's about loving your cousin to get your parents' attention, there's an overwhelming sensation that Jerry Seinfeld (the real person) is completely oblivious to why such a thing would be really strange to put on national TV and thinks it's just regular ol' chuckles sitcom material. It's definitely more Larry David than Seinfeld, and you can tell this if you try watching Curb Your Enthusiasm. Off the top of my head there's an episode where the premise is someone thinks he's beating his wife and an episode where the big punchline at the very end is that a building full of people think he's a pedophile
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Aug 5, 2016 13:37
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Does it have a laugh track? Re: shy bladders, I don't understand how this is a problem for you guys. If you don't gotta piss, don't piss. Don't stand there waiting, how the gently caress do you even end up doing that? I mean, are you standing there needing to pee and holding it in for some reason, or do you try to pee (aka relax your muscles) and just... fail? Me, I can't hold in my piss to save my life
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Aug 5, 2016 13:45
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Door handle nutsack is definitely real. Lady pegging goon: maybe have some relationships and do some loving and figure out what works for you before getting too hung up on any one thing. Anyway, if your fetish persists the internet has shown us that there are many guys out there willing to be bottom.
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Aug 5, 2016 14:03
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KomodoWagon posted:Does it have a laugh track? Everyone needs to watch Seinfeld. For George. If only for George. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A66ierfTCUQ
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Aug 5, 2016 14:05
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Go to a fetish forum on the "internet" and say you want to gently caress a dude in the rear end and they will come to you
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Aug 5, 2016 14:06
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KomodoWagon posted:Does it have a laugh track? was filmed in front of an audience.
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Aug 5, 2016 14:09
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As an only child, I don't understand the whole (cousin) incest thing. Why does society frown upon it aside from mutant babies I am a loving moron
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:Everyone needs to watch Seinfeld. For George. If only for George. i dont get it i mean if you never watched friends and i posted a chandler compilation youd feel the same
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Aug 5, 2016 14:25
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DOOP posted:As an only child, I don't understand the whole (cousin) incest thing. Why does society frown upon it aside from mutant babies Erm, because having intercourse with a relative is wrong? What's wrong with you? *reads bible* hey all humans were populated from adam and eve and their offspring loving each other towards 2 billion peple
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NVJ posted:Erm, because having intercourse with a relative is wrong? What's wrong with you? There are a lot of things wrong with me.
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i wish i had a hot cousin
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Groovelord Neato posted:was filmed in front of an audience. Rupert Buttermilk posted:Everyone needs to watch Seinfeld. For George. If only for George. I was asking about CYE But hold on, an actual live audience was laughing that hard at Seinfeld? Every time? gently caress me I gotta make a sitcom
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DOOP posted:As an only child, I don't understand the whole (cousin) incest thing. Why does society frown upon it aside from mutant babies My running theory is that anyone who fetishizes incest, asks why it's a big deal, etc etc was an only child like, if you have a sibling you know why it's weird, so just trust me, it's weird KomodoWagon posted:I was asking about CYE CYE was made after the laugh-track era and I kind of doubt Seinfeld actually had a live audience, it had too many exterior scenes for that to really make sense
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To the person who's dad has prostate cancer: My dad had stage 1 colon cancer about ten years ago. We were all very worried about him, and he was in the hospital for a while, but he turned out just fine. In your case the doctors have treatments plans and everything is going to be ok. Of course, I also know that no matter how many people say things will be okay you'll still worry. But know that it will very likely be just fine.  Maybe I'm dumb, but I'm surprised at the amount of people who are confessing sex stuff. I'm not sure if anybody cares if you want to peg a dude or if you have a lady boner for Voidburger or a dudeboner for your cousin. It's pretty normal to have crushes and I'm pretty sure pegging is mainstream, now. Not that I think there's some sex hipsters who are only doing the most obscure sex acts. Don't gently caress your cousin, though.
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DOOP posted:As an only child, I don't understand the whole (cousin) incest thing. Why does society frown upon it aside from mutant babies It's not considered weird at all in much of the world. You really have to keep at it for generations to get mutants. People seize on the genetic thing because we are a society of moral cowards who are scared to take any ethical stand that we can't couch in semi-scientific utilitarian terms, but at the same time want to maintain broadly the same social mores as the old religious, community focused society that we've replaced with empty corporate consumerism.
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Nazi Eagle Goon needs to get that bad boy turned into Big Bird
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P-Mack posted:It's not considered weird at all in much of the world. You really have to keep at it for generations to get mutants. People seize on the genetic thing because we are a society of moral cowards who are scared to take any ethical stand that we can't couch in semi-scientific utilitarian terms, but at the same time want to maintain broadly the same social mores as the old religious, community focused society that we've replaced with empty corporate consumerism. see, this guy, this guy doesn't have any siblings, that's what I'm talking about also he jerks it to incest porn on the regular
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P-Mack posted:It's not considered weird at all in much of the world. You really have to keep at it for generations to get mutants. People seize on the genetic thing because we are a society of moral cowards who are scared to take any ethical stand that we can't couch in semi-scientific utilitarian terms, but at the same time want to maintain broadly the same social mores as the old religious, community focused society that we've replaced with empty corporate consumerism. That's one hell of a lot of words to say: "It is just one of the things that are deemed not cool in our modern western civilization".
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P-Mack posted:It's not considered weird at all in much of the world. You really have to keep at it for generations to get mutants. People seize on the genetic thing because we are a society of moral cowards who are scared to take any ethical stand that we can't couch in semi-scientific utilitarian terms, but at the same time want to maintain broadly the same social mores as the old religious, community focused society that we've replaced with empty corporate consumerism. You sound like someone doing a dry run of their "here's why it's okay to be an ephebophile" speech.
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Hopper posted:That's one hell of a lot of words to say: "It is just one of the things that are deemed not cool in our modern western civilization". Exactly, I think it's not cool, and I'm comfortable saying it's not cool without relying on some half assed genetics argument. Cause if the only argument against is mutant babies then wearing a condom would make it okay. (It is not okay.) Don't gently caress your cousin, it's weird and a bad idea.
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genericangst posted:and I'm pretty sure pegging is mainstream, now. It might be mainstream in the sense that most people know what it is, but it's still pretty "out there". I think most people would consider it firmly in the niche fetish category and isn't something you can just admit to without getting endless poo poo for it by other people, so I think it's reasonable to think of it as something to "confess" to.
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Yeah I think fujoshi confessor needs to crawl before she can walk, meaning work on trying regular romance stuff before trying regular sex stuff before trying to be the top in gay porn You guys are telling a 32-year-old kissless virgin to try going on fetlife or whatever, seems like a bad idea no matter what kind of porn she watches
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Pegging has been cool ever since Deadpool agreed to it.
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P-Mack posted:Exactly, I think it's not cool, and I'm comfortable saying it's not cool without relying on some half assed genetics argument. Cause if the only argument against is mutant babies then wearing a condom would make it okay. (It is not okay.) I agree, hence my shorter version of your statement. (As a non-native speaker I had to read it 3 times to get all the words.) Cousin-fucker: Don't gently caress your cousin, there are some thing you just don't do. Even if you disagree and think it would be ok (HINT: it really isn't), what would most likely happen is you were imagining things and she will out you as a perv in your entire family as soon as you bring the idea up. I wouldn't risk that if I was you.
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You know who else was a cousin fucker? Charles Darwin. Makes you think.
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Murphy Brownback posted:It might be mainstream in the sense that most people know what it is, but it's still pretty "out there". I think most people would consider it firmly in the niche fetish category and isn't something you can just admit to without getting endless poo poo for it by other people, so I think it's reasonable to think of it as something to "confess" to. loquacius posted:Yeah I think fujoshi confessor needs to crawl before she can walk, meaning work on trying regular romance stuff before trying regular sex stuff before trying to be the top in gay porn These are fair points. I guess I was just judging like, how would I feel if a woman I was dating brought this up to me. I figured a lot of people would be like, "Eh, I'm not into that but maybe I'll give it a try," but given that she's a 30-something year old virgin, I guess she wouldn't necessarily have the confidence to even bring something like that up.
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cousin fucker go get really drunk with your cousin and then you'll wake up with a lot of pain and regret and sadness
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genericangst posted:These are fair points. I guess I was just judging like, how would I feel if a woman I was dating brought this up to me. I figured a lot of people would be like, "Eh, I'm not into that but maybe I'll give it a try," but given that she's a 30-something year old virgin, I guess she wouldn't necessarily have the confidence to even bring something like that up. Most people with niche kinks manage to not let it run their entire love lives. Plenty of people just live well-adjusted full lives while getting off to weird porn forever, plenty of other people just pull out the kinky stuff every once in a while when they're in the mood for it. She wouldn't have to go figuratively balls-deep into fetish territory right away even if she wasn't a complete neophyte, but since she is it strikes me as a Really Bad Idea Like, she should probably have at least a passing interest in whether potential long-term partners have an interest in this thing that she wants to try, but it's very possible that she developed a fixation on this particular act as a side-effect of being solely reliant on porn for so long. Remember, Steve Carell was not a well-adjusted person in that one movie he made, and his friends were giving him bad advice e: except when Paul Rudd donated that box of porn to him and advised him to use it, that was good advice
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Doesn't every dude who live long enough get prostate cancer? Also does it count if you get beefy and make someone else your pissbitch?
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McGavin posted:You know who else was a cousin fucker? Charles Darwin. Makes you think. And Edgar Allen Poe and the holy prophet Muhammad (PBUH). One of his wives, Zaynab bint Jahsh, was not only his cousin, but was also divorced from his adopted son.
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Hey as long as we're naming famous cousinfuckers of history, Albert Einstein's second wife was his first cousin on one side and his second cousin on the other side fake-edit: and that cousinfucker's name... was Albert Einstein
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I've been taking iron suppliments, and so my work shits are just horrendous. Black, bile like liquid with smells that last for hours. I purposely wait until I get to work and right before I leave to go home so that my house isn't infected with chemical WMDs
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i'm not sure you get this thread my man
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Oscar Wild posted:I've been taking iron suppliments, and so my work shits are just horrendous. Black, bile like liquid with smells that last for hours. I purposely wait until I get to work and right before I leave to go home so that my house isn't infected with chemical WMDs i think youre in prometheus 2 friend
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I'd be willing to bet a lot of people think their siblings, parents, cousins, etc. are hot and be attracted to them if they saw a naked picture and didn't know it was them because the face was blurred out. any free porn site validates my hypothesis.
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