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Radiohead is pretty much 'you whore bitches don't deserve a nice guy like me .FLAC'
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mind the walrus posted:That's what always gets me about these guys. I'm kind-of a garbage person with major issues and I've still fallen rear end-backwards into hook-ups and relationships with decent-looking women by virtue of not having my head up my rear end, even at my absolute worst which my post history will attest to being pretty loving bad. The amount of grief these guys could save with even a little effort is astonishing. Please stop mocking the mentally ill, it's not something that just cures itself.
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Aug 5, 2016 18:55
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Tricky D posted:Radiohead is pretty much 'you whore bitches don't deserve a nice guy like me .FLAC' I wouldn't know because I'm basically Warren Zevon and Cat Stevens and sometimes crap like The National
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Aug 5, 2016 18:59
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I'm a Connor Oberst kinda guy (post rape allegations)
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Aug 5, 2016 19:01
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mind the walrus posted:That's what always gets me about these guys. I'm kind-of a garbage person with major issues and I've still fallen rear end-backwards into hook-ups and relationships with decent-looking women by virtue of not having my head up my rear end, even at my absolute worst which my post history will attest to being pretty loving bad. The amount of grief these guys could save with even a little effort is astonishing. Try being ugly and then we'll talk
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Aug 5, 2016 19:04
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mind the walrus posted:The amount of grief these guys could save with even a little effort is astonishing. Effort? Effort!! HDU! Pussy is supposed to literally fall out of the sky into their laps. Srs, tho. RooshV bitched about having to wipe his own rear end to impress the ladies. For real. He resents having to wipe his own rear end.
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I'm pudi pudi 24/7 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7LKHpM1UeDA
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goastse
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Aug 5, 2016 19:06
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Carmant posted:Try being ugly and then we'll talk Space Poodle posted:Effort? Effort!! HDU! Which one seems more plausible.... that I'm so good-looking that in spite of being a human trash monster who has posted on this dumb gay site a scary amount over 12 or so years I've still managed to find women who are interested in me, my life, and my penis.... or that maybe the competition literally resents having to conform to hygiene standards below that of your average zoo animal....
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Aug 5, 2016 19:07
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Hello darkness my old friend Somebody fucked around with this message at 05:53 on Aug 6, 2016 |
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Aug 5, 2016 19:08
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Hahahah random goatse out of nowhere it never stops being funny
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Aug 5, 2016 19:08
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http://www.rooshv.com/men-must-groom-more-than-cats-to-get-laid The title is "Men Must Groom More Than Cats To Get Laid." If RooshV can actually lick his own balls, he needs to provide YouTube video training for his minions. It could solve a lot of problems.
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Aug 5, 2016 19:09
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Pon de Bundy posted:Hahahah random goatse out of nowhere it never stops being funny I think he's having one of them meltdowns you hear so much about.
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Aug 5, 2016 19:10
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You whore bitches don't deserve goatse.
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Aug 5, 2016 19:11
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mind the walrus posted:Which one seems more plausible.... that I'm so good-looking that in spite of being a human trash monster who has posted on this dumb gay site a scary amount over 12 or so years I've still managed to find women who are interested in me, my life, and my penis.... or that maybe the competition literally resents having to conform to hygiene standards below that of your average zoo animal.... So youre saying if I want a gf I just have to wipe my rear end more, I already wipe it a lot and take showers every day but if thats what I need to do I suppose I'll give it a shot
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Aug 5, 2016 19:13
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Carmant posted:So youre saying if I want a gf I just have to wipe my rear end more, I already wipe it a lot and take showers every day but if thats what I need to do I suppose I'll give it a shot No no you got it wrong you have to wipe your rear end in front of her so that she knows you're clean.
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Aug 5, 2016 19:20
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mind the walrus posted:That's what always gets me about these guys. I'm kind-of a garbage person with major issues and I've still fallen rear end-backwards into hook-ups and relationships with decent-looking women by virtue of not having my head up my rear end, even at my absolute worst which my post history will attest to being pretty loving bad. The amount of grief these guys could save with even a little effort is astonishing. Basically the trick to getting women is 1) be in shape 2) have good hygiene 3) don't act or dress like a total doofus 4) don't be a chickenshit pussy 5) hope you weren't born ugly or short because you can't fix that one Granted, I am an super emotionally fragile chickenshit pussy with hedgehog's dilemma and I'm too lazy and depressed to go to the gym or use a dating website, but I have no one to blame but myself for my continued loneliness. So do as I say, don't do as I do
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Gammatron 64 posted:Basically the trick to getting women is Seems like a lot of work.
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Aug 5, 2016 19:26
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You can get laid if you're short, don't let anyone convince you otherwise.
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Aug 5, 2016 19:27
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Mahuum Aqoha posted:You can get laid if you're short, don't let anyone convince you otherwise. I see two main strategies for short dudes. 1. Find an even shorter chick I mean seriously women get down like to 5' 0" it's ridiculous. 2. Date an 6'6" or higher Amazon of a woman. They are used to being the tall one anyway and maybe it will be fun always being at boob height.
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Carmant posted:So youre saying if I want a gf I just have to wipe my rear end more, I already wipe it a lot and take showers every day but if thats what I need to do I suppose I'll give it a shot My dude you are like a sad sack white version of Jon Pop but infinitely more white noise and boring. How do you do it?
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Aug 5, 2016 19:29
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Tricky D posted:Radiohead is pretty much 'you whore bitches don't deserve a nice guy like me .FLAC' I'd like to see how you came to that conclusion, because the only meaning I've ever gleamed from radiohead lyrics is "thom yorke likes folk sayings"
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Mahuum Aqoha posted:You can get laid if you're short, don't let anyone convince you otherwise. Clear my schedule. I've got some ladies I need to go unfuck. radiatinglines posted:I'd like to see how you came to that conclusion, because the only meaning I've ever gleamed from radiohead lyrics is "thom yorke likes folk sayings" The shadow of "Creep" looms large indeed. Plus most of their music sounds like unintelligible whining until the 5th listen at which point it sounds like intelligible whining.
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Aug 5, 2016 19:31
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the best part about nice guys is that as violent and angry their rhetoric can be they are completely and utterly impotent and thus easy to mock with impunity and/or give wedgies to
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Aug 5, 2016 19:32
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I think if more guys stopped trying to get girls to like the music they like, and instead just pretended to like EDM, they would have more success
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Farg posted:the best part about nice guys is that as violent and angry their rhetoric can be they are completely and utterly impotent and thus easy to mock with impunity and/or give wedgies to Yeah right up until the point they start unloading their rifle into the crowd at a shopping mall.
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radiatinglines posted:I'd like to see how you came to that conclusion, because the only meaning I've ever gleamed from radiohead lyrics is "thom yorke likes folk sayings" You've incorrectly assumed that I was commenting on the content of their music (i'd have to actually listen to them in order to do that) and not just making a assumption about them based on their fans.
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Captain Yossarian posted:My dude you are like a sad sack white version of Jon Pop but infinitely more white noise and boring. How do you do it? Please quit forums stalking me
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Aug 5, 2016 19:35
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Chomp8645 posted:Yeah right up until the point they start unloading their rifle into the crowd at a shopping mall. yeah but like 99% of the time your still fine
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Varg posted:I think if more guys stopped trying to get girls to like the music they like, and instead just pretended to like EDM, they would have more success This is so true.
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I think the ultimate nice guy music would be slow instrumental rock with orchestral backing a la explosions in the sky
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radiatinglines posted:I think the ultimate nice guy music would be slow instrumental rock with orchestral backing a la explosions in the sky the ultimate Nice Guy music is Rhapsody or any other type of metal that you can understand and strongly features elves
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Uh guys I think it would have to be anime OSTs let's be real here.
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Chomp8645 posted:Uh guys I think it would have to be anime OSTs let's be real here. You can make some claims that some of those tracks are simply good music. I mean, maybe not super well, but you can try--even feign innocence as to its origin. But when you put on Dragonforce, you know what you are doing
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Aug 5, 2016 19:43
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Pick posted:the ultimate Nice Guy music is Rhapsody or any other type of metal that you can understand and strongly features elves "I like ICP for the hidden messages about the dark circus. It's a metaphor for life, man."
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Aug 5, 2016 19:44
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I like Daughter, Tegan and Sara, and paramore because I like to think they're singing about me. I am so vain
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Mahuum Aqoha posted:You can get laid if you're short, don't let anyone convince you otherwise. It's absolutely true. Short and ugly, though? You're kinda hosed e: not literally
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The Smiths are the best nice guy music to grow up loving because once you listen to them and are kind-of disgusted by how whiny they are you know that you've grown up.
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Aug 5, 2016 19:46
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the descendents are without question the ultimate nice guy band. like their two most popular songs are about being friendzoned https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gXbPlFgSfao https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wHd-PLgKlbs
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Pick posted:You can make some claims that some of those tracks are simply good music. I mean, maybe not super well, but you can try--even feign innocence as to its origin. But when you put on Dragonforce, you know what you are doing I'm gonna play the Attack on Titan soundtrack in my house in front of guests and feign ignorance as to it's origin.
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