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Okay wait, are you guys talking about Karl Marx the socialist or Marx Thespott, the Old Republic era fighter pilot?
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# ? Aug 5, 2016 17:31 |
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# ? May 11, 2024 10:22 |
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Episode I: THE SPECTRAL THREAT Revolution once again quakes the Space Federation of Independent Planets. Rebels, led by the knavish Baron Von Mort, spread doubt in divinity of Oracle Claudia. On a holy mission from the Twelve Elders, a young monk, under the guise of a merchant, travels with a group of slave traders to the distant planet-kingdom of Lucas to retrieve a powerful artefact stolen from the Temple of Corr. An unknown before heir to the intergalactic throne emerges amidst conflict to help restore peace.
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# ? Aug 5, 2016 17:32 |
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Aphrodite posted:Okay wait, are you guys talking about Karl Marx the socialist or Marx Thespott, the Old Republic era fighter pilot? Marx, Groucho
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# ? Aug 5, 2016 17:37 |
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Travis343 posted:Hello from the gas chamber
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# ? Aug 5, 2016 17:38 |
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zoux posted:CD is mostly like this, if you were wondering why everyone hates it. This is fine. Let it continue. Let the entire forum become SMG arguing with SMG.
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# ? Aug 5, 2016 17:38 |
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# ? Aug 5, 2016 17:40 |
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Aphrodite posted:Okay wait, are you guys talking about Karl Marx the socialist or Marx Thespott, the Old Republic era fighter pilot? No Mad Marx; The Red Warrior.
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# ? Aug 5, 2016 17:56 |
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It was that Transformers movie starring Marxy Marx, of Funky Bunch fame.
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# ? Aug 5, 2016 18:13 |
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Improbable Lobster posted:Literally everything you've suggested happens in the prequels does not. Look up a summary or rewatch them (no don't) or something because you have invented at least one new movie entirely out of your imagination. Orange Fluffy Sheep posted:This is fine. Let it continue. Let the entire forum become SMG arguing with SMG.
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# ? Aug 5, 2016 18:33 |
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In a twist worthy of M. Night Shyamalan's Signs (aliens that invade water planet can be killed by water), goons try to prove that their subforum of choice is worth reading by posting just as if they were in CD and get the thread gassed in the process.
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# ? Aug 5, 2016 18:34 |
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Palpek posted:In a twist worthy of M. Night Shyamalan's Signs (aliens that invade water planet can be killed by water), goons try to prove that their subforum of choice is worth reading by posting just as if they were in CD and get the thread gassed in the process. to quote the fiancee with the surprise baby, "I did nazi that coming"
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# ? Aug 5, 2016 18:37 |
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how pathetic do you have to be to spend pages bitching about an internet subforum to the point where you've memorized people to specifically bitch about holy gently caress
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# ? Aug 5, 2016 19:53 |
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Agean90 posted:how pathetic do you have to be to spend pages bitching about an internet subforum to the point where you've memorized people t specifically bitch about holy gently caress People obsessively reading a subforum they hate and never post in just so they can helldump weakly in an extremely PYF voice at the slightest excuse is extremely ftw...
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# ? Aug 5, 2016 19:59 |
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Apollodorus posted:Clearly Dillon in Predator and Dillon in Alien3 are the same character (hence the name) with all differences between the two merely superficial by-products of the slightly dissimilar settings of both films. Gargamel Gibson posted:So instead Dillon was played by Carl Weathers, a white man. punchymcpunch posted:Jean Claude Van Damme was originally cast in the role, but he found the Carl Weathers suit too stifling in the tropical heat. e: this is Carl Weathers, for reference.
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# ? Aug 5, 2016 20:02 |
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The best CineD poster is SubG. SMG is entertaining in a way but generally only likes bad films and for esoteric reasons. Dickeye...Dickeye never changes.
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# ? Aug 5, 2016 20:05 |
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Agean90 posted:how pathetic do you have to be to spend pages bitching about an internet subforum to the point where you've memorized people to specifically bitch about holy gently caress I have never read CD but know SMG because his name comes up attached to the stupidest loving posts imaginable and the last few pages of this thread have been a perfect example about why that forum is garbage
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# ? Aug 5, 2016 20:29 |
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Guy Mann posted:People obsessively reading a subforum they hate and never post in just so they can helldump weakly in an extremely PYF voice at the slightest excuse is extremely ftw... Posting frequently in one isn't any better, fyi.
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# ? Aug 5, 2016 20:32 |
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Tiggum posted:That's a funny post, but you know that SMG's interpretation isn't invalid, right? It's just incredibly unpopular. There's a difference.
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# ? Aug 5, 2016 20:43 |
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Nuebot posted:My cousin is so fat she didn't know she was pregnant. Twice. First time she miscarried because her body is smarter than her brain apparently, second time she literally did not know she was pregnant until like, a week before she gave birth. She later tried to kill her own baby and for two years did not refer to the kid by name. I've got nothing, just that people are hosed up. How much liquor and cigarettes did she consume during her surprise pregnancy?
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# ? Aug 5, 2016 21:07 |
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Guy Mann posted:People obsessively reading a subforum they hate and never post in just so they can helldump weakly in an extremely PYF voice at the slightest excuse is extremely ftw... Delete your account
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# ? Aug 5, 2016 21:08 |
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lol why would you even be here if you weren't ready to drop an essay on why any given person or topic is poo poo at any time
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# ? Aug 5, 2016 21:10 |
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# ? Aug 5, 2016 21:16 |
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everyone come hangout in the greenlight thread where we discuss bad movies and go off topic as much as this thread!
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# ? Aug 5, 2016 21:19 |
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That thread being called Who Greenlighted This poo poo instead of Greenlit is unacceptable, and I will never cross that line.
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# ? Aug 5, 2016 21:23 |
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Guy Mann posted:People obsessively reading a subforum they hate and never post in just so they can helldump weakly in an extremely PYF voice at the slightest excuse is extremely ftw...
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# ? Aug 5, 2016 21:26 |
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FlyinPingu posted:I have never read CD but know SMG because his name comes up attached to the stupidest loving posts imaginable and the last few pages of this thread have been a perfect example about why that forum is garbage In another universe you might have a point. In this universe you're posting in a subforum whose threads could be replaced by a cracked article
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# ? Aug 5, 2016 21:39 |
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posted in the funny forum quotes threadPalpek posted:Each and every post of yours is like a Markov chain that takes words from the same white noise fucktard database. Your posts are so weak that reading them aloud would produce a wheeze unhearable to human ears that could be used as a dog whistle. You know that you can write the same thing in an amusing way, right? The high-point of your post is literally repeating the joke from the thread title as if it's supposed to be a cool burn, are you aware of this? Or maybe you're a one-person siamese twin where you have one fat body but your idiot brain and your stump-like fingers are disconnected and can work independantly with 2 retarded lives of their own?
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# ? Aug 5, 2016 21:48 |
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Agean90 posted:In another universe you might have a point. In this universe you're posting in a subforum whose threads could be replaced by a cracked article
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# ? Aug 5, 2016 22:17 |
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Palpek posted:Each and every post of yours is like a Markov chain that takes words from the same white noise fucktard database. Your posts are so weak that reading them aloud would produce a wheeze unhearable to human ears that could be used as a dog whistle. You know that you can write the same thing in an amusing way, right? The high-point of your post is literally repeating the joke from the thread title as if it's supposed to be a cool burn, are you aware of this? Or maybe you're a one-person siamese twin where you have one fat body but your idiot brain and your stump-like fingers are disconnected and can work independantly with 2 retarded lives of their own?
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# ? Aug 5, 2016 22:30 |
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Palpek posted:In a twist worthy of M. Night Shyamalan's Signs (aliens that invade water planet can be killed by water), goons try to prove that their subforum of choice is worth reading by posting just as if they were in CD and get the thread gassed in the process. In a twist to the twist, we find out SMG and Koos are the same person and he's just been arguing with himself for years
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# ? Aug 5, 2016 22:43 |
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I want to shove this whole thread in a locker welp cya *scoots back into the meme thread on my rear end like a dog with worms*
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# ? Aug 5, 2016 23:00 |
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gosh its a delight to come in here and see Behemoth Dipshits doing a Turd argument about idiot garbage instead of posting a funny quote
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# ? Aug 5, 2016 23:18 |
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to go back to "wife had a surprise baby" manMaksimus54 posted:I know I'm not some poster anyone knows, but I just had the biggest life changing 12 hours of my life and I have to share somewhere. My fiance just had a baby at home at 5:15 august 1st. We did not know she was pregnant. She delivered it herself. The house looks like a scene from the Walking Dead. I'm a dad and I have had no notice and holy poo poo guys we don't even have a name picked out jesus christ slidebite posted:Wow, holy poo poo. Maksimus54 posted:Fiance isn't a trophy wife, we both battle some weight issues and hers has always been carried on her stomach. We'd been eating a lot better and walking a lot more but after an initial weight loss it started coming back a couple months ago. We figured it was caused by her birthcontrol that specifically states weight gain is a side effect. keanureeves99 posted:it is true as you suspected that my wife is so morbidly obese she did not notice she was pregnant. However, there is something I feel compelled to tell you: my wife is also ugly
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# ? Aug 5, 2016 23:24 |
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FlyinPingu posted:to go back to "wife had a surprise baby" man Is "battling weight issues" the PC version of I'm a fatso and so is my unfortunate wife
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# ? Aug 5, 2016 23:48 |
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I think it's the "I'm trying to stop being so loving fat" version if that's what you mean
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# ? Aug 5, 2016 23:52 |
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FlyinPingu posted:to go back to "wife had a surprise baby man" Now I'm confused, did she also give birth?
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# ? Aug 6, 2016 02:02 |
Lottery of Babylon posted:Fury Road was loving awful, and it had nothing to do with Furiosa being "more than a sex toy." It was just a lovely movie. Most of the friends I have who saw the movie also think it's poo poo, and the closest any of them come to being MRAs is occasionally holding a door for a strong, independent woman even though she is capable of holding it for herself. It's actually possible to not like a crappy movie because it's a crappy movie, and not due to some deep-seated hatred of women. I'd go so far as to say that the vast majority of people who dislike crappy movies like Fury Road are reasonably normal, well-adjusted people, and the misogynist assholes who aren't satisfied by the other three literal sex toys featured in the film are what they've always been: a very loud, very stupid, and very small minority. There are plenty of people who actually do care about the integrity of a movie series they'd previously enjoyed, and there is plenty to dislike in Fury Road on that basis, alone. The childish need to divide the world into "horrible shitbags" and "people who agree with me" is tiresome. Unironically agree 100%.
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# ? Aug 6, 2016 02:02 |
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Good job on your stupid opinion you dumb piece of poo poo - me, 100% unironically
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# ? Aug 6, 2016 02:05 |
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Movies and comics are to nerds what trucks are to rednecks.
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# ? Aug 6, 2016 02:08 |
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Crane Fist posted:Good job on your stupid opinion you dumb piece of poo poo - me, 100% unironically I'm not sure how memes work. Is this a good time for U MAD? It feels like a good time for U MAD.
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