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Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Imma quote this real quick

Mezzanine posted:

"My rear end is A, and your goddamn dick is a dumpster piece of trash" :raise:

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Mezzanine
Aug 23, 2009
I got cross-post quoted! I don't know how to show my current emotional status, let's see... "Smilies"... ah, here we are!


:yayclod:

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Mezzanine posted:

I got cross-post quoted! I don't know how to show my current emotional status, let's see... "Smilies"... ah, here we are!


:yayclod:

You're a sheep?

Mezzanine
Aug 23, 2009

Solice Kirsk posted:

You're a sheep?

Actually, to go along with "butts" theme, I went with the "cloud", which of course is another word for "butt".

Jedrick
Mar 21, 2010

:420: There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high-powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
Smoke weed every day.
:420:
Cloud Tools

Elias_Maluco
Aug 23, 2007
I need to sleep

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Ha ha here you go you fuckers

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Goddamnit I have never hated furries as much as I do now.

prahanormal
Mar 8, 2011

heya /
I've always been pretty alright with furries before. Now... now I finally understand.

yiff in hell goddamn

Byzantine
Sep 1, 2007

I do actually assume Superman cosplayers are looking for a Woman of Kleenex.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
, coming in a moist wedding gown to swipe them off their feet.

TheRecogScene
Aug 22, 2010

I'm gonna miss you when you're gone.
I miss when this thread posted Achewood, but I also know this thread prefers KC Green, so here's a good compromise.


x

pro starcraft loser
Jan 23, 2006

Stand back, this could get messy.

Whoa, a good Achewood.

Sally
Jan 9, 2007


Don't post Small Dash!

Just The Facts posted:

Whoa, a good Achewood.

all achewoods are good :confused:

Twerkteam Pizza
Sep 26, 2015

Grimey Drawer

Just The Facts posted:

Whoa, a good Achewood.

Yeah, by KC Green

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit
That's interesting, Greene emulating an actual funny comic.
Maybe he could make one himself, someday.

Twerkteam Pizza
Sep 26, 2015

Grimey Drawer

Johnny Aztec posted:

That's interesting, Greene emulating an actual funny comic.
Maybe he could make one himself, someday.

I'm confused, isn't humor subjective

Sally
Jan 9, 2007


Don't post Small Dash!

Twerkteam Pizza posted:

I'm confused, isn't humor subjective

what is this "hyoo-more" you speak of?

Nuebot
Feb 18, 2013

The developer of Brigador is a secret chud, don't give him money

Blind Sally posted:

what is this "hyoo-more" you speak of?

We may never know. Some say it exists, but to this day they haven't proven the existence of funny particles.

Slimy Hog
Apr 22, 2008

You guys are way too invested in webcomics and their offers.....

CONTENT!



it's me; I'm reginald and the flying horse is Achewood.

Gann Jerrod
Sep 9, 2005

A gun isn't a gun unless it shoots Magic.
More Cheats n Beatums!

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


dumb.
Apr 11, 2014

-=💀=-

gently caress, that accurately describes my failed marriage.

starkebn
May 18, 2004

"Oooh, got a little too serious. You okay there, little buddy?"

dumb. posted:

gently caress, that accurately describes my failed marriage.

Interesting then seeing that the humour in that strip is that he's an idiot

DJ Fuckboy Supreme
Feb 10, 2011

And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

Twerkteam Pizza posted:

Yeah, by KC Green

I laughed but I knew something was wrong, thank you for enlightening me

Schneider Inside Her
Aug 6, 2009

Please bitches. If nothing else I am a gentleman
The cadence was totally off. Sorry about your EXTREMELY lowbrow understanding of the comic form

DontMockMySmock
Aug 9, 2008

I got this title for the dumbest fucking possible take on sea shanties. Specifically, I derailed the meme thread because sailors in the 18th century weren't woke enough for me, and you shouldn't sing sea shanties. In fact, don't have any fun ever.

Gann Jerrod posted:

More Cheats n Beatums!


If you're going to reach for a joke that has as narrow an audience as this does, you should probably be doing it for a joke cleverer than this.

TMDTN
Oct 10, 2005
This Mixed Drink Tastes Nasty...

I don't understand the phrase, "and I went off her" meaning he stopped being in love with her? That's all I can figure from the context.

Sakurazuka
Jan 24, 2004

NANI?

It means he stopped fancying her

cyberia
Jun 24, 2011

Do not call me that!
Snuffles was my slave name.
You shall now call me Snowball; because my fur is pretty and white.

TMDTN posted:

I don't understand the phrase, "and I went off her" meaning he stopped being in love with her? That's all I can figure from the context.

"I went off <thing>" means "I lost interest in <thing>".

TheRecogScene
Aug 22, 2010

I'm gonna miss you when you're gone.

TMDTN posted:

I don't understand the phrase, "and I went off her" meaning he stopped being in love with her? That's all I can figure from the context.

She used to give him piggyback rides around the house, but when she put on weight she wasn't strong enough to also carry him anymore, so he had to get off her.

Actually it's a really dumb phrase that I haven't seen before in this context even as a native English speaker, but it definitely means what you think it means

Johnny Aztec posted:

That's interesting, Greene emulating an actual funny comic.
Maybe he could make one himself, someday.

I disagree with the idea that KC isn't funny, but he did do another parody comic for his year-ish-long gaming strip.

x

TheRecogScene has a new favorite as of 09:12 on Aug 5, 2016

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!

DontMockMySmock posted:

If you're going to reach for a joke that has as narrow an audience as this does, you should probably be doing it for a joke cleverer than this.

Is there an actual joke in there, or is it just references disguised as entertainment ala ready player one?

Woebin
Feb 6, 2006

I've never seen anyone saying KC Green isn't funny before. Johnny Aztec, you've got poo poo taste.

Here are the results of clicking random on the Gun Show website a bunch of times.





Krinkle
Feb 9, 2003

Ah do believe Ah've got the vapors...
Ah mean the farts


Sentient Data posted:

Is there an actual joke in there, or is it just references disguised as entertainment ala ready player one?

You would think that binding of isaac would be a terrible hell of rotting meat and poo poo beasts but toejam and earl are so laid back and chill they boogie their way through and beat the game carrying a inconsolable isaac the entire way. They take photos because it's such a fun time for them. That's the joke.

I really liked it and it's baffling me how everyone else is mad it exists or something.

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




Krinkle posted:

You would think that binding of isaac would be a terrible hell of rotting meat and poo poo beasts but toejam and earl are so laid back and chill they boogie their way through and beat the game carrying a inconsolable isaac the entire way. They take photos because it's such a fun time for them. That's the joke.

You might have used a random text generator to write this and I wouldn't know the difference.

Edit: Here, have a comic.

Krinkle
Feb 9, 2003

Ah do believe Ah've got the vapors...
Ah mean the farts


That comic is a delightful pun if you read it in the original finnish. I mean it always is, I don't, I didn't, but I know it's a pun.

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


Zamboni_Rodeo posted:

You might have used a random text generator to write this and I wouldn't know the difference.

"What if Bill and Ted had a totally excellent time in Silent Hill"

fullroundaction
Apr 20, 2007

Drink beer every day

Gravitas Shortfall posted:

"What if Bill and Ted had a totally excellent time in Silent Hill"

I'm envisioning this as an early 90s FMV game and... would.

Chard
Aug 24, 2010




Sentient Data posted:

ready player one?

gently caress you for reminding me i wasted a free audible credit on that dreck.

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Twerkteam Pizza
Sep 26, 2015

Grimey Drawer

Chard posted:

gently caress you for reminding me i wasted a free audible credit on that dreck.

I actually enjoyed it, but then again that's because I was reading a bunch of other books that semester and that poo poo was all fluff

Wouldn't recommend it still

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