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Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015


Flute snake, flute snake, dansk! What's that staunch?

Paladinus posted:

Just lol if you need a webcomic to pick a dildo.
Most of the reviews come down to "it's not as good as a Hitachi Magic Wand so I didn't like it" anyway.

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Zortzico
Jul 3, 2007

We're Just Running In The 90's

Jedrick posted:

theres a snake in my doot

:perfect:

Magnus Praeda
Jul 18, 2003
The largess in the land.

GOTTA STAY FAI posted:

Not the first nor the last entry on a list of things I never, ever would've known existed without SA: http://www.somethingawful.com/rom-pit/cho-aniki-bakuretsu/

I'm legitimately sad that the download link for the rom seems to be dead.

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

Not like roms are hard to find.

IamnotJoe
Jul 24, 2005
Maybe Steve.

My Lovely Horse posted:

Not like roms are hard to find.

Magnus Praeda
Jul 18, 2003
The largess in the land.

Unless he's got work to do! I swear, if I find him in one of the holosuites...

Elias_Maluco
Aug 23, 2007
I need to sleep

Nuebot
Feb 18, 2013

The developer of Brigador is a secret chud, don't give him money

Magnus Praeda posted:

I'm legitimately sad that the download link for the rom seems to be dead.

I think there was only one Cho Aniki fighting game. The rest of them are like r-type styled shooters only instead of shooting aliens you shoot giant naked body builders and other weird phallic man monsters. Fun games.

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




https://vt.tumblr.com/tumblr_o8p2ddaM4O1uvxvy3_480.mp4#_=_

Opera Bitch
Sep 28, 2004

Let me lull you to sleep with my sweet song!


At first I was wondering "why is it in a bag?" But then I remembered I have two conures and they hang out in the weirdest places too. That video is adorable.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Birb level Up!

Birb Has Learned: Float!

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

A pelican got in trouble for trespassing onto the freeway.



Luckily it was a White Pelican so they just caught him, it probably would have gone a lot different if it was a Brown Pelican.

Roro
Oct 9, 2012

HOO'S HEAD GOES ALL THE WAY AROUND?
It says a lot about my naivete as a UK citizen that my initial response to that was "Are Brown Pelicans harder to catch?"

Lizard Combatant
Sep 29, 2010

I have some notes.

Roro posted:

It says a lot about my naivete as a UK citizen that my initial response to that was "Are Brown Pelicans harder to catch?"

Um I think you'll find that all pelicans are hard to catch.

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
That little jewel makes me miss the bootleg crapshit thread. Do we have one of those now?

e: vvvv my hero :neckbeard:

Karate Bastard has a new favorite as of 17:19 on Aug 6, 2016

im pooping!
Nov 17, 2006


http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3780997

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012






http://i.imgur.com/qTMEKQp.mp4

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Where's Trump?

PCOS Bill
May 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Karate Bastard posted:

Where's Trump?

Walking on the water

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



PCOS Bill posted:

Walking on the water

But the ice is gettin' thin

Anagram of GINGER
Oct 3, 2014

by Smythe

Karate Bastard posted:

Where's Trump?

writing a tweet?

CobiWann
Oct 21, 2009

Have fun!

Lizard Combatant posted:

Um I think you'll find that all pelicans are hard to catch.

Slime
Jan 3, 2007

That's a swan. Do all birds look the same to you, bird racist? :colbert:

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Also it looks like a still from Hot Fuzz, which is basically a speciesist snuff movie.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Snapchat A Titty posted:

Also it looks like a still from Hot Fuzz, which is basically a speciesist snuff movie.

If someone in the real world ever calls me a "speciesist" im gonna beat them with in an inch of their life and pack their swollen newly toothless mouth full of foie gras. Or maybe just roll my eyes and walk away or something. But definitely one of those.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Solice Kirsk posted:

If someone in the real world ever calls me a "speciesist" im gonna beat them with in an inch of their life and pack their swollen newly toothless mouth full of foie gras. Or maybe just roll my eyes and walk away or something. But definitely one of those.

Classic speciesism.

Slime
Jan 3, 2007

Solice Kirsk posted:

If someone in the real world ever calls me a "speciesist" im gonna beat them with in an inch of their life and pack their swollen newly toothless mouth full of foie gras. Or maybe just roll my eyes and walk away or something. But definitely one of those.

Check your opposable thumb privilege.

Cythereal
Nov 8, 2009

I love the potoo,
and the potoo loves you.

The only strange thing about this is that usually it's the swan chasing the cops. Swans are assholes.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Cythereal posted:

The only strange thing about this is that usually it's the swan chasing the cops. Swans are assholes.

Not as bad as geese. Swans are more bark than bite. Geese don't give a gently caress.

PCOS Bill
May 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Snapchat A Titty posted:

Geese don't give a gently caress.

You're thinking honey badgers.

The News at 5
Dec 25, 2009

I'm Chance Everyman.

The Bananana posted:

But the ice is gettin' thin

Yeah but the water's getting warm so he might as well swim.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



PCOS Bill posted:

You're thinking honey badgers.

Haha meme. No, I'm thinking geese.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang





this swan is my kinda swan

Drone_Fragger
May 9, 2007


Nesting swans will literally try to sit on swimmers to drown them so yeah. Swans are gently caress I got dicks. There's been a couple of deaths in the uk from it over the years.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

PCOS Bill posted:

You're thinking honey badgers.

Nah man, it's camel spiders.

CAMEL SPIDERS, AMIRITE GOONZ!


Drone_Fragger posted:

Nesting swans will literally try to sit on swimmers to drown them so yeah. Swans are gently caress I got dicks. There's been a couple of deaths in the uk from it over the years.

There's been a couple of deaths over the years from anything and everything. Swans are fine.

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LeJackal
Apr 5, 2011

Drone_Fragger posted:

Nesting swans will literally try to sit on swimmers to drown them so yeah. Swans are gently caress I got dicks. There's been a couple of deaths in the uk from it over the years.

This is humans being dumb. Swans and geese are like thirty pounds of hollow, brittle bones and feathers. Human are 100+ pound solid boned primates with gross anatomy designed for gripping and pulling.

Humans tear geese apart.

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