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Actual headline in my local paper.
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# ? Aug 6, 2016 05:50 |
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# ? May 15, 2024 01:04 |
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*~more to come~*
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# ? Aug 6, 2016 10:35 |
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Chinese man tries to board plane with pet turtle disguised as hamburger
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# ? Aug 6, 2016 11:44 |
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Dead Man Gets Two Obituaries In Same Paper: One From His Wife, One From His Girlfriend
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# ? Aug 6, 2016 15:15 |
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As today is Gay Pride day in Iceland here is headline from 1952: Icelandic Sodomoite In the Act With Negro Police caught the men in a suburban Nissen hut and apprehended them Lately there has been a persistent and incredible rumour going around town regarding sodomy and many men have claimed they were accosted by sodomites. Seduced a black man One night not long ago the Reykjavík police caught one of these men in the act in a Nissen Hut here in town. The man in question had brought a Negro, a sailor from one of the ships in the harbor, home stripped him naked and gotten him to serve his misguided needs. Police detectives declined to comment on the case yesterday. What is happening in Reykjavik? This event and other similar ones suggest that very sinister things are afoot among us. Therefore this paper believes it would not be right to remain silent about this disgusting case. There are many signs that the time has come to do something drastic about moral decay and it is important for the public to be aware of this.
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# ? Aug 6, 2016 19:03 |
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Health officials stumped by the surge in diabetes cases Content http://www.deathandtaxesmag.com/299422/breastfeeding-mother-squirts-woman-with-milk-for-asking-her-to-leave-the-park/ "Gormless knobhead" is my new favorite insult
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# ? Aug 6, 2016 19:21 |
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Fairfax City[, VA] mayor arrested in connection with alleged meth-for-sex scheme
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# ? Aug 7, 2016 01:22 |
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Guardian getting a little fresh with its captions.
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# ? Aug 7, 2016 01:37 |
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Darth Walrus posted:Guardian getting a little fresh with its captions. lmbo
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# ? Aug 7, 2016 02:10 |
This is actually kind of endearing. quote:The incident occurred on the morning of July 29, when a man, surnamed Li What are the chances? quote:“There’s no turtle in there, just a hamburger,” Li reportedly insisted. “There’s nothing special to see inside.” I love it.
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# ? Aug 7, 2016 03:51 |
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# ? Aug 9, 2016 07:43 |
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I hope the US Olympic committee pays for these poor bastards therapy. A Brazilian whore house is like the expert mode of whore houses. Putting it in terms nerds would understand, it's like doing a level 4 run of Bloodborne.
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# ? Aug 9, 2016 15:53 |
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Speaking from experience?
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# ? Aug 9, 2016 16:07 |
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How much range do you get on boob-milk squirt? Could you hit someone across the room like a supersoaker or do they need to be right up in your face?
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# ? Aug 9, 2016 17:34 |
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Fathis Munk posted:Speaking from experience? Ha! Like I could complete a level 4 run of Bloodborne!
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# ? Aug 9, 2016 17:52 |
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FreudianSlippers posted:As today is Gay Pride day in Iceland here is headline from 1952: Sort of reminds me of that really homophobic newspaper they have (used to have?) in Uganda:
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# ? Aug 9, 2016 21:12 |
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Darth Walrus posted:Guardian getting a little fresh with its captions. my god, a Guardian screenshot with no typing errors or spelling mistakes.
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# ? Aug 9, 2016 21:15 |
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poptart_fairy posted:my god, a Guardian screenshot with no typing errors or spelling mistakes. They misspelled "centre".
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# ? Aug 9, 2016 21:18 |
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Motherfucker. I'm angry I missed that.
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# ? Aug 9, 2016 21:20 |
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Spalec posted:
It could go surprisingly far. Especially if you're trying, I guess. I admit, "squirted her boob" is not a phrase I ever expected to see in a headline. Even after reading this thread.
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# ? Aug 9, 2016 21:29 |
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Wheat Loaf posted:Sort of reminds me of that really homophobic newspaper they have (used to have?) in Uganda: forced their anaconda like whoppers into his bum
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# ? Aug 10, 2016 08:23 |
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This article is so amazingly written but knowing about the super homophobic context of its publishing has prevented me from really enjoying it like I did before that realisation.
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# ? Aug 10, 2016 12:20 |
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Yup, they are guilty of the crime of making "notorious bum driller" not funny.
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# ? Aug 10, 2016 14:36 |
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# ? Aug 10, 2016 18:19 |
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Rough Lobster posted:forced their anaconda like whoppers into his bum How else were they going to download their sperms in his butt?
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# ? Aug 10, 2016 23:44 |
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See, if they had let the US mens basketball team know about this they could have saved them a lot of trouble. It's this kind of shoddy scheduling that makes me weep for the future of the US Olympic team.
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# ? Aug 11, 2016 01:34 |
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Wheat Loaf posted:How else were they going to download their sperms in his butt? They need to etch this article into a sheet of pure platinum, outfit it with a radio beacon, and launch it towards the nearest galactic cluster.
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# ? Aug 11, 2016 03:04 |
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Wheat Loaf posted:Sort of reminds me of that really homophobic newspaper they have (used to have?) in Uganda: "Red Pepper"? Guess that's the name of the paper. Lets see what else they print. http://www.redpepper.co.ug/ quote:In a tweet that she made on Monday, Cindy was seen narrating her first experience while sucking a whopper.
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# ? Aug 11, 2016 03:45 |
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There's another one which was posted much earlier in this thread:
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# ? Aug 11, 2016 09:04 |
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I think it becomes less funny if they write "whopper" every drat time.
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# ? Aug 11, 2016 11:16 |
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# ? Aug 11, 2016 11:37 |
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# ? Aug 12, 2016 03:59 |
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The article itself isn't too bad but that headline is pink slip worthy.
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# ? Aug 12, 2016 04:43 |
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Seems like they're doing their job to the letter honestly.
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# ? Aug 12, 2016 05:16 |
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Swing and a miss What's her name? eh doesn't matter
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# ? Aug 12, 2016 06:08 |
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Simone Black is good at flips.
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# ? Aug 12, 2016 06:25 |
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Solice Kirsk posted:Simone Black is good at flips. So someone "corrected" her name to African-American? LMAO
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# ? Aug 12, 2016 08:22 |
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# ? Aug 12, 2016 10:27 |
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mcustic posted:So someone "corrected" her name to African-American? LMAO It's actually Simone Manuel.
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# ? Aug 12, 2016 11:34 |
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# ? May 15, 2024 01:04 |
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These kind of headlines are a copy editor's dream.
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# ? Aug 12, 2016 12:59 |