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Baka-nin
Jan 25, 2015


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Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country

The SituAsian
Oct 29, 2006

I'm a mess in distress
But we're still the best dressed

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

He was later moved to a better hospital, where his condition was upgraded to "alive."

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

DARKEST SKETCH





Why does that always happen? :confused:

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Root Bear posted:




Why does that always happen? :confused:

Why? Why?



Why must life be so hard?



Why must I fail at every attempt at masonry?

Baka-nin
Jan 25, 2015

TMMadman posted:

Why? Why?



Why must life be so hard?



Why must I fail at every attempt at masonry?

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009


Needs more dog.

Boardroom Jimmy
Aug 20, 2006

Ahhh ballet

Writer Cath posted:

He was later moved to a better hospital, where his condition was upgraded to "alive."

Uh, Writer Cath, I have some bad news. Your husband was found DOA.


Oh, wait, I mean DWI. I always get those two mixed up.

jscolon2.0
Jul 9, 2001

With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

Boardroom Jimmy posted:

Uh, Writer Cath, I have some bad news. Your husband was found DOA.


Oh, wait, I mean DWI. I always get those two mixed up.

Come to Homer's BBBQ. The extra B is for BYOBB.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

jscolon2.0 posted:

Come to Homer's BBBQ. The extra B is for BYOBB.



The "B" is for bargain!

BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country

Mister Kingdom posted:



The "B" is for bargain!

Put it in "H"!

CatchrNdRy
Mar 15, 2005

Receiver of the Rye.

BigDave posted:

Put it in "H"!

File this under 'R'. For arrivederci!

MrSlam
Apr 25, 2014

And there you sat, eating hamburgers while the world cried.

Root Bear posted:

I know you can read my thoughts, TMMadman :stare:
MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW

And now a message from the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints...
bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

CatchrNdRy posted:

File this under 'R'. For arrivederci!

Two "R's" come October.

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

Root Bear posted:




Why does that always happen? :confused:



:dance: I am evil Ho-mer! I am evil Ho-mer!

Class3KillStorm
Feb 17, 2011



Writer Cath posted:



:dance: I am evil Ho-mer! I am evil Ho-mer!



Now we're in it together. There's no going back.

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

DARKEST SKETCH

Class3KillStorm posted:



Now we're in it together. There's no going back.

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


Fun Shoe

Antitonic
Sep 24, 2011

Invented By Gandhi

Hmm... seems to be a mistake. According to this, you're not due to arrive here until the next time the Yankees win the pennant. That's nearly a century from now. Boy, is my face red.

CatchrNdRy
Mar 15, 2005

Receiver of the Rye.

TMMadman posted:

Two "R's" come October.

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

MrSlam posted:

And now a message from the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints...
bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark

The only thing I'm high on is love...love for my son and daughters. Yes, a little LSD is all I need.

This joke only works for me because I instantly think of the line from Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home - "I think he did a little too much LDS."

Boardroom Jimmy
Aug 20, 2006

Ahhh ballet

Antitonic posted:

Hmm... seems to be a mistake. According to this, you're not due to arrive here until the next time the Yankees win the pennant. That's nearly a century from now. Boy, is my face red.

Our Isotopes take on the Shelbyville Shelbyvillains. We look to snap the longest losing streak in pro baseball. How about that? We're in the record book.

Justice Sloth
Jun 10, 2012

Damn skippy.

Do over Ham posted:

The only thing I'm high on is love...love for my son and daughters. Yes, a little LSD is all I need.

This joke only works for me because I instantly think of the line from Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home - "I think he did a little too much LDS."

We're talking about S-E-X in front of the C-H-I-L-D-R-E-N!

DizzyBum
Apr 16, 2007


Justice Sloth posted:

We're talking about S-E-X in front of the C-H-I-L-D-R-E-N!

Yes, a little LSD is all I need!

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Justice Sloth posted:

We're talking about S-E-X in front of the C-H-I-L-D-R-E-N!

I know what you mean. Just let me make sure we're not talking about food.

BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country

DizzyBum posted:

Yes, a little LSD is all I need!



The walls are melting again...

BigDave fucked around with this message at 17:49 on Aug 8, 2016

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan

BigDave posted:



The walls are melting again...

It smells like BigDave's jacket

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Boardroom Jimmy posted:

Our Isotopes take on the Shelbyville Shelbyvillains. We look to snap the longest losing streak in pro baseball. How about that? We're in the record book.



Don't worry. That was just Shelbyville.

Class3KillStorm
Feb 17, 2011



Justice Sloth posted:

We're talking about S-E-X in front of the C-H-I-L-D-R-E-N!

"Sex Cauldren"?! I thought they shut that place down!

Deviant
Sep 26, 2003

i've forgotten all of your names.


Mister Kingdom posted:



Don't worry. That was just Shelbyville.

It's a prank quote, Jack. You're being set up!

Baka-nin
Jan 25, 2015

Class3KillStorm posted:

"Sex Cauldren"?! I thought they shut that place down!

jscolon2.0
Jul 9, 2001

With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

Antitonic posted:

Hmm... seems to be a mistake. According to this, you're not due to arrive here until the next time the Yankees win the pennant. That's nearly a century from now. Boy, is my face red.

Who wants to talk about baseball's horrifying secret of PED's, and who wants to see me hit some dingers?!

Doctor_Fruitbat
Jun 2, 2013


jscolon2.0 posted:

Who wants to talk about baseball's horrifying secret of PED's, and who wants to see me hit some dingers?!

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light



This is even more painful than it looks.

mrfart
May 26, 2004

Dear diary, today I
became a captain.

Mister Kingdom posted:



This is even more painful than it looks.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy



No, I'm going to preserve the evidence until Jerusalem and IMJack get home. And you'll never quote again!!!

Doctor_Fruitbat
Jun 2, 2013


TMMadman posted:

No, I'm going to preserve the evidence until Jerusalem and IMJack get home. And you'll never quote again!!!

TMMadman, I don't want to alarm you, but there may be a boogeyman or boogeymen in this house!

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IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


Fun Shoe


Frinkiac's sister site Morbotron is up

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