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Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!

Turns out that the kid was actually autistic, still think he's at fault ???

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Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Sentient Data posted:

Turns out that the kid was actually autistic, still think he's at fault ???

The doll's mannequin father should have stopped him then,

ninjahedgehog
Feb 17, 2011

It's time to kick the tires and light the fires, Big Bird.


A classic:

BogDew
Jun 14, 2006

E:\FILES>quickfli clown.fli

Testekill posted:

Adelaide is made up of weirdos that are proud of their wine and the fact that they weren't founded by convicts.
And I'm in it :getin:

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



WebDog posted:

And I'm in it :getin:

WebDogg we knew you were a weirdo already though.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

This and the guy who trips over his own jeans and falls bare-assed and face first into the surf just as a wave crashes over him are my two favorite gifs of all time. The only thing that would make the surf one better would be seaweed winding up all over him.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

railroad graffiti
FDNY doesn't like crazy preacher woman too much (It doesn't end when they close the garage door)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_rBEJ0HqvKE&t=70s

FCKGW
May 21, 2006

`Nemesis posted:

FDNY doesn't like crazy preacher woman too much (It doesn't end when they close the garage door)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_rBEJ0HqvKE&t=70s

Pro click

Chillbro Baggins
Oct 8, 2004
Bad Angus! Bad!

FCKGW posted:

Pro click

Kinda surprised they didn't stomp on the Q siren and make her brain fall out her ears. Or just run her the gently caress over, because FDNY don't give a gently caress.

The one time I visited NYC, I was waiting to walk across 6th/Avenue of the Americas in Midtown at lunchtime. Stereotypical NYC bumper-to-bumper traffic. And then there was a square-wave siren and that air horn, and Ladder 24 blasted down an entirely empty street.

Dear Prudence
Sep 3, 2012

:nms: A french gymnast breaks their leg. You've been warned :nms:
https://imgur.com/cspNHN4?r

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Delivery McGee posted:

Kinda surprised they didn't stomp on the Q siren and make her brain fall out her ears. Or just run her the gently caress over, because FDNY don't give a gently caress.

The one time I visited NYC, I was waiting to walk across 6th/Avenue of the Americas in Midtown at lunchtime. Stereotypical NYC bumper-to-bumper traffic. And then there was a square-wave siren and that air horn, and Ladder 24 blasted down an entirely empty street.

I was hoping for an 'accidental' firehose mishap.

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



So why are there barricades and tape blocking the way out of a firehouse

Chillbro Baggins
Oct 8, 2004
Bad Angus! Bad!

Humphreys posted:

I was hoping for an 'accidental' firehose mishap.

That'd also be good.

Semi-related, back when I worked for the newspaper, we had the scanners cranked up to full volume. One Saturday evening, I heard no less than three FD callouts responding to the fire alarms at the dorms of the local university. The first one was a two-alarm, all-hands-on-deck situation that turned out to be a false alarm; the second a battalion chief got there first, gave the order to stand down, and gave the students hosting the party a stern talking to;, the third time the Batt. Chief had his mic keyed while he cussed out the students responsible and then took their fog machine out in the parking lot and smashed it with an axe.

tacodaemon posted:

So why are there barricades and tape blocking the way out of a firehouse
To keep pedestrians from being run over by fire engines.

The Locator
Sep 12, 2004

Out here, everything hurts.





Dear Prudence posted:

:nms: A french gymnast breaks their leg. You've been warned :nms:
https://imgur.com/cspNHN4?r

quote:

As details of his career history emerged, his plight became even more heartbreaking. Leading French gymnastics correspondent Anouk Corge of national sports daily L’Equipe told USA TODAY Sports that Ait Said had suffered the same injury in the build-up to the London Olympics four years ago.

“It was two months before London and it was the same thing, except to his other leg,” Corge said. “It was on a vault, he landed, and the leg broke in the same way. It was terrible then and for it to happen again is traumatic.”

Guy should probably stop vaulting.

zakharov
Nov 30, 2002

:kimchi: Tater Love :kimchi:

`Nemesis posted:

FDNY doesn't like crazy preacher woman too much (It doesn't end when they close the garage door)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_rBEJ0HqvKE&t=70s

This is amazing. NYC can put up with a lot of crazy but invoking 9/11 outside a firehouse was not a smart move.

Grem
Mar 29, 2004

It's how her species communicates

The Locator posted:

Guy should probably stop vaulting.

Explains his reaction.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Rick_Hunter posted:

Is Queensland like Australian Texas or just Australian Florida?

Queensland is a really beautiful state that is equal parts Texas, Florida, Tennessee and Alabama. Worst education outcomes, worst rates of meth use, most racism, least concern for the environment, worst outcomes for native people, etc etc etc.

What we need is that gif of Bugs Bunny cutting Florida away from the mainland US except for Queensland.

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Dear Prudence posted:

:nms: A french gymnast breaks their leg. You've been warned :nms:
https://imgur.com/cspNHN4?r

This is what happens when you stop people from doping :shrug:

Nuebot
Feb 18, 2013

The developer of Brigador is a secret chud, don't give him money

mobby_6kl posted:

This is what happens when you stop people from doping :shrug:

Why didn't we stop it earlier then? Olympics are more interesting when this happens.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Memento posted:

Queensland is a really beautiful state that is equal parts Texas, Florida, Tennessee and Alabama. Worst education outcomes, worst rates of meth use, most racism, least concern for the environment, worst outcomes for native people, etc etc etc.

I'm trying to come up with a similar analogy for NT and failing.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Dear Prudence posted:

:nms: A french gymnast breaks their leg. You've been warned :nms:
https://imgur.com/cspNHN4?r

I'm sorry brave athlete whom is better than me in every conceivable way

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DOPHorPkiTw

Tarantula
Nov 4, 2009

No go ahead stand in the fire, the healer will love the shit out of you.

mobby_6kl posted:

This is what happens when you stop people from doping :shrug:

Never skip dope day.

Centripetal Horse
Nov 22, 2009

Fuck money, get GBS

This could have bought you a half a tank of gas, lmfao -
Love, gromdul

The Locator posted:

Guy should probably stop vaulting.

They also dropped him while loading him into the ambulance. Rio 2016!


Edit:

Tarantula posted:

Never skip dope day.

There's no danger of that guy doing any kind of skipping.

Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"





The pug consoling it's owner when she misses the pole: "Its okay, Food Lady. You'll get it next time!"
:3:

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

mind the walrus posted:

I'm sorry brave athlete whom is better than me in every conceivable way


He's easier to stow in overhead storage.

You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

Tarantula posted:

Never skip dope day.

Do you even dope, bro?

Nutsngum
Oct 9, 2004

I don't think it's nice, you laughing.

Memento posted:

Queensland is a really beautiful state that is equal parts Texas, Florida, Tennessee and Alabama. Worst education outcomes, worst rates of meth use, most racism, least concern for the environment, worst outcomes for native people, etc etc etc.

What we need is that gif of Bugs Bunny cutting Florida away from the mainland US except for Queensland.

The internet is a magical place where this already exists.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Nutsngum posted:

The internet is a magical place where this already exists.



Is that Texas being cut off of a sideways Africa?

Traxis
Jul 2, 2006

Dear Prudence posted:

:nms: A french gymnast breaks their leg. You've been warned :nms:
https://imgur.com/cspNHN4?r

lol owned

:nms: http://i.imgur.com/Hn1psZG.png

Somebody has a new favorite as of 02:01 on Aug 9, 2016

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Oct 30, 2009

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New Thing movie looking good

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



Traxis posted:

lol owned



Christ, you gently caress. NMS that poo poo.

Proteus Jones has a new favorite as of 17:47 on Aug 7, 2016

Roro
Oct 9, 2012

HOO'S HEAD GOES ALL THE WAY AROUND?
Christ his leg is like a Looney Toons animation

djssniper
Jan 10, 2003


Traxis posted:

lol owned

Don't see how that's funny at all

Fuzzy Mammal
Aug 15, 2001

Lipstick Apathy
dude trained for years then hosed it up in the qualifiers of course it's funny

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic
Goons, happily gaze into a distended anus but a broken shin makes them cry

You should still NMS that poo poo, though.

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer

Malachite_Dragon posted:

Goons, happily gaze into a distended anus but a broken shin makes them cry

Because ol' Kirk is just showing off his proudest achievement, not the victim of some sort of horrible rear end in a top hat-stretching accident.

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

Malachite_Dragon posted:

Goons, happily gaze into a distended anus but a broken shin makes them cry

Goatse doesn't even register any more. It's just "oh, hello again. haven't seen you in a while"

Nutsngum
Oct 9, 2004

I don't think it's nice, you laughing.
Top quality new australian dashcam video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FIlgU_xgp_k

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Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:
How loving bad must that feel, two Olympics in a row.

I bet that's not even pain on his face, just hopeless anguish. The pain comes later.

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