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Blind Sally posted:Canadian Geese and swans seem to be sworn enemies... FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
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LOCUST FART HELL posted:FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT I am having a problem with the "the enemy of my enemy is my friend" concept here.
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Aug 7, 2016 23:31
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syscall girl posted:I am having a problem with the "the enemy of my enemy is my friend" concept here. If both of them are your enemy, you just wait until one wins and then finish them off.
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Aug 7, 2016 23:32
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Blind Sally posted:Canadian Geese and swans seem to be sworn enemies... Geese are considered a pest, and are almost impossible to get rid of once they decide they like your pond or whatever. There is only one guaranteed way to clear them out, and thats a swan. Swans will gently caress geese up, and iirc hunt their nests down and destroy those. Fuckin total bird war, man!! 
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Aug 7, 2016 23:36
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Looking forward to the new Total War RTS game. Play both sides of the battle.
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Aug 7, 2016 23:38
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RFC2324 posted:Geese are considered a pest, and are almost impossible to get rid of once they decide they like your pond or whatever. There is only one guaranteed way to clear them out, and thats a swan. Swans will gently caress geese up, and iirc hunt their nests down and destroy those. Somebody should make a game about all these upset fowl.
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Aug 7, 2016 23:39
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We get breeding geese at work by the dozens and it's like entering a war zone. My weapons of choice are a bright green umbrella and the bag of cash I have as my float as I walk to my venue. I have been attacked and chased many times, even on my bike. I love seeing customers get chased when they try and go pet the things because they think "zoo = petting zoo" instead of "wild animals use this space too and you gonna get hosed up".
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Aug 7, 2016 23:42
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Bird ops 2 Fowl Combat Super Smash Birds Peckdemic Quackmand and Conquor Warquackft Duck Nukem Team Nest 2 Heroes of Flight and Magic Fowl of Duty And so on. Content: Ducks are weird 
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Aug 7, 2016 23:53
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Aug 7, 2016 23:56
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Did you know a man is strong enough to break the arm of a swan?
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Aug 7, 2016 23:58
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A ducks penis can break a mans sternum.
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Aug 8, 2016 00:10
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Who What Now posted:Just kick the drat thing. Hahahahahahahaha How The gently caress Are Goose Attacks Real Hahahaha Nigga Just Walk Away From The Goose Like Nigga Close Your Door Haha
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Aug 8, 2016 00:20
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Dirk Squarejaw posted:Hahahahahahahaha How The gently caress Are Goose Attacks Real Hahahaha Nigga Just Walk Away From The Goose Like Nigga Close Your Door Haha Lomarf
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Aug 8, 2016 00:26
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New Eraserhead reboot looking good
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Aug 8, 2016 00:29
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Pretty mild, but I got probated for an 8-bit butt in a bikini bottom the other day....  http://i.imgur.com/SM1pPFJ.jpg
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Aug 8, 2016 00:31
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Lemon posted:A ducks penis can break a mans sternum. Or his heart
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Aug 8, 2016 00:52
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  Jastiger? Kirk Vikernes has a new favorite as of 01:37 on Aug 8, 2016 |
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Aug 8, 2016 01:17
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Blind Sally posted:
Beaten like a redheaded stepchild.
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Aug 8, 2016 01:45
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Anyone who's scared of geeses or swans is pathetic. I put my face near a swan deliberately and let it peck me twice on the nose and I wasn't even scratched. And if you get drowned by a swan, well, I don't know what to say. Pathetic.
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Aug 8, 2016 02:24
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Placid Marmot posted:Anyone who's scared of geeses or swans is pathetic. I put my face near a swan deliberately and let it peck me twice on the nose and I wasn't even scratched. Are you a swan that learned how to type?
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Aug 8, 2016 02:27
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Placid Marmot posted:Anyone who's scared of geeses or swans is pathetic. I put my face near a swan deliberately and let it peck me twice on the nose and I wasn't even scratched. I too am too fat to be drowned by a swan.
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Aug 8, 2016 02:30
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As a proud Canadian that has had to kick a few geese, kicking works perfectly fine.
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Aug 8, 2016 03:03
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Of all the predictable derails on these forums, the "I could kick a goose's rear end" derail is one of the weirdest. Every. Single. Time.
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Aug 8, 2016 03:07
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Ishamael posted:Of all the predictable derails on these forums, the "I could kick a goose's rear end" derail is one of the weirdest. At least one has been settled: 
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Aug 8, 2016 03:27
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Blind Sally posted:
So that's why Carrot Top decided to get swole
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Aug 8, 2016 03:34
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MizPiz posted:At least one has been settled: But what about sit-wipe vs stand-wipe?
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Aug 8, 2016 03:36
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:But what about sit-wipe vs stand-wipe? Bullshit. This has to be a made up debate, like wadding v folding.
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Aug 8, 2016 03:42
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:But what about sit-wipe vs stand-wipe? Over. Sit. Sorted.
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Aug 8, 2016 03:45
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citybeatnik posted:Bullshit. This has to be a made up debate, like wadding v folding. The few informal polls done on the subject show that both sides are almost equal, with sitting nudging out standing by a very small margin.
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Aug 8, 2016 03:47
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:But what about sit-wipe vs stand-wipe? Why would you stand up with a shiity b-hole?
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Aug 8, 2016 04:01
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I'll take a goose fight if I have a sword.
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Aug 8, 2016 04:11
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w00tmonger posted:Why would you stand up with a shiity b-hole? Why would you wipe sitting down and risk brushing your hand against your own steaming load?
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Aug 8, 2016 04:15
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Prodigious stool volume havers itt
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Aug 8, 2016 04:57
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Nuebot posted:Are you a swan that learned how to type? It doesn't take long to pick up hunt and peck.
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Aug 8, 2016 06:02
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Wait, people in this day and age still smear feces around their nether regions with paper? Install a bidet, you savages.
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Aug 8, 2016 07:04
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Blind Sally posted:Canadian Geese and swans seem to be sworn enemies... Whoever wins we lose
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plain blue jacket posted:Whoever wins we lose They will cross breed and produce the most hateful avian to exist on the planet.
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For a while my way to work led through a park that had huge flocks of breeding greylag geese. Being familiar with internet stories, it was a bit unnerving, but they never paid any attention to anyone as far as I noticed. Maybe greylags are just generally more chill. Once, though, in another city, I spotted some kid trying to feed a breeding pair, stretching his hand out over the fence as far as he could, completely oblivious to both adults stretching their necks towards him and hissing as loud as they could. I wish I'd stopped to see how that went down. Goose story #3: saw two girls lying in the grass and a canada goose slowly circling them, getting closer each turn. Came back the same way five minutes later, the girls were gone, the goose sat in their exact spot. Later, when I saw the missing persons flyers, I
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