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dog buttz posted:I'd be willing to bet a lot of people think their siblings, parents, cousins, etc. are hot and be attracted to them if they saw a naked picture and didn't know it was them because the face was blurred out.
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Sorry to derail but CYE is best because it's basically uncensored George and no laugh track https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9CxRH-zYcIA https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m7BgOYPNTlA
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# ? Aug 5, 2016 23:51 |
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loquacius posted:Hey as long as we're naming famous cousinfuckers of history, Albert Einstein's second wife was his first cousin on one side and his second cousin on the other side Zorodius posted:And Edgar Allen Poe McGavin posted:You know who else was a cousin fucker? Charles Darwin. Makes you think. you know i always thought cousin fuckin was bad but if all these dudes that were way smarter than me were into it maybe its... good?
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# ? Aug 6, 2016 00:31 |
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Profondo Rosso posted:you know i always thought cousin fuckin was bad but if all these dudes that were way smarter than me were into it maybe its... good? Genetically speaking it's relatively fine, with around a 5-7% chance of having a flipper baby, compared to a 3-4% chance of having a flipper baby for two unrelated people.
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# ? Aug 6, 2016 01:00 |
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McGavin posted:Genetically speaking it's relatively fine, with around a 5-7% chance of having a flipper baby, compared to a 3-4% chance of having a flipper baby for two unrelated people. It's about the same as if the mother is over 40 iirc.
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# ? Aug 6, 2016 01:13 |
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quote:I creep the Post Your Selfie thread to ogle cute goonettes, except the only two attractive ones are Literally a Bird and Sweet as Sin. Every other lady poster is fat or gross, every male poster is an unredeemable goblin, and the whole thread is a ridiculous circle-jerking hugbox where uggo's compliment each others pictures because they know other people have to complement theirs. SaS and LaB need to stop teasing and show their tits already. quote:I spent most of my life obese and only lost weight in my 30s a few years ago. Once I lost it and felt good about myself I started getting laid but when I meet a new woman I still show her a picture of fat me in my 20s and give her a sob story about how I'm still trying to find my confidence, it works every time.
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# ? Aug 7, 2016 08:24 |
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quote:i want to chime in on the veteran discussion but want to do it anonymously; the reason we give veterans benefits is because most of them are really hosed up in the head and know how to kill people, and the military trains them to snap and... kill people. if we don't pacify the angry hulkmen with discounts and special lines and fake praise then they're just going to start flipping out and killing people. we don't do it because we actually like them we do it because we're scared of them quote:I have a thing for Asian women.
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# ? Aug 7, 2016 08:25 |
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quote:I idolize the movie Leaving Las Vegas and I hope to die the same as Nicholas Cage's character. quote:I loving hate Chinese people. I've always been open and traveled a lot, had many international friends. But to me Chinese people are a bunch of narcissistic, rude, self entitled, self centered, materialistic assholes. It's not a racial thing as I don't mind other Asians, hell I don't even mind Chinese people from Hong Kong, Taiwan, Singapore etc, or 2nd generation+ overseas Chinese. But Mainland Chinese people I loving hate so much. I often go out of my way to be rude and piss off Chinese people and give me an immense satisfaction. I often have fantasies about hurting or killing Chinese people, I've never acted out on it, but I'm afraid I'll one day snap and do something stupid. I think most of the world current problems are due to China and I hope China as a country and society will crumble. I hate China and the Chinese, and I think every decent human being should as well.
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# ? Aug 7, 2016 08:25 |
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quote:To the goon who thinks about nailing his cousin. quote:In the last confession thread I explained that I was older (late 30's) guy who was unexpectedly developing an interest in, not to put too fine a line on it, cock. Not in a relationship way, but in a purely physical way.
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# ? Aug 7, 2016 08:26 |
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quote:This might be late for cousin chat but me and my cousin lost our virginity to each other when I was 15 (she was 14). Her mom/my aunt found the condom wrapper that she saved for some stupid reason and she told her what happened. My aunt got me alone and said she would tell everyone in the family unless I had sex with her too, so I did. quote:i have been a member oif a guerilla marketing contract company for quite a few years now and sa si just one of the places i 'work' at. its mostly videogames nd movie publishers we do stuff for and its the best job ever. it used to bea bout shilling for the hotest new thing wich woud give us away but things changed over time and now they prety much pay me to shitpost all day. namaste
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# ? Aug 7, 2016 08:37 |
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quote:My junior year of high school I was dating a girl who was pretty, smart, and ambitious. Her whole life was focused around getting into an ivy league. I was a goon who cared more about video games and comic books but my parents were loaded so they let me drive a car they weren’t going to use, which would either be a Mercedes or an Escalade. I seriously think she was dating me just to be seen in one of those vehicles. I didn’t care because we had sex once or twice a week and I thought I was lucky to have sex at all. quote:he has a live-in girlfriend and a nice dog. he has multiple successful careers, all things considered. (read: arts and able to get by/travel.) he might be close to twice my age. he could put my body in a dumpster any time we meet. and i'm in love.
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# ? Aug 7, 2016 08:37 |
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quote:I think I'm probably a functional psychopath. I would never kill anyone, or do anything illegal, because I'm a scrawny, affluent, white guy who grew up in the suburbs and I am terrified of prison. On 9/11 I did not give a single poo poo. While everyone else was glued to the TV, I was reading a beta version of the AD&D 3rd edition rulebook wondering what the big deal was.
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# ? Aug 7, 2016 08:38 |
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Okay, this was the entire backlog of unposted confessions.
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# ? Aug 7, 2016 08:41 |
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That was a shitload of words that could be entirely replaced by "I'm an unstable sadbrains goon" and still cover all the main points. Your problems aren't unique or special, you aren't a ~psychopath~.
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# ? Aug 7, 2016 09:41 |
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Hates Chinese People goon, do you masturbate to the Chinese Farmers thread? Oh good, we've reached that point of the confessions thread. "I ruined a gorgeous, popular, intelligent girls life and dont even care LOL" and "I am a psychopath" posts. Yorkshire Pudding fucked around with this message at 10:04 on Aug 7, 2016 |
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I like it when girls slap my rear end
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# ? Aug 7, 2016 10:09 |
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Zorodius posted:and the holy prophet Muhammad (PBUH). One of his wives, Zaynab bint Jahsh, was not only his cousin, but was also divorced from his adopted son. one of his wives was a six year old girl sooooo
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# ? Aug 7, 2016 11:57 |
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quote:But there will also be a handful (no pun intended) of replies that come from reasonably normal, sane men who are local, not hambeasts, and understand discretion. I like this one because it has a happy ending
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# ? Aug 7, 2016 12:35 |
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Tequila Sunrise posted:Hates Chinese People goon, do you masturbate to the Chinese Farmers thread? she cheated on him. seems fair play. Zorodius posted:I like this one because it has a happy ending many happy endings by the sounds of things.
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# ? Aug 7, 2016 12:52 |
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The first half of the hates-Chinese-people confession I was like "yeah people who work at museums always tell me the Chinese tourists are the worst ones hahaha-" and then I got to the fantasizing-about-killing-them part and I was like "oh "
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# ? Aug 7, 2016 13:22 |
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Groovelord Neato posted:she cheated on him. seems fair play. I was talking more about it being Nerd Revenge Fantasy fiction.
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# ? Aug 7, 2016 13:29 |
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quote:I used to live with a decently well-known (but not well-liked/funny) FYAD poster. One night while I was drunk and passed out on the couch I woke up to him sucking me off. I pretended to still be asleep and let him finish. I never knew whether he realized I was awake or not but it never happened again and we never talked about it. I did sleep on the couch more often trying to get him to do it again though but I guess once was enough. quote:I'm a former heroin addict in my late 20's. I've been using opiates since I was 14, started shooting when I was 19. I managed to get clean 3 years ago now by really tackling the issues behind my drug use and depression through counseling and medication. I've gotten clean before but never took it seriously, this time it was different. I never thought I'd live to 30, I figured I would od or commit suicide by then so I never gave much thought or planning into my future. Since then I've enrolled in a college program I love, and I'm either among the top students, or the top student in all my classes. The job market for my field is great, and I will be graduating in a year. However, even though I'm one of the top students in the program, I also have more than one criminal conviction. They are for non violent crimes but serious nonetheless. I am terrified that after all this I won't be able to find a job in my field and will be forced to continue working the type of menial retail type jobs I am currently qualified for. I don't know how I would handle this let down. I try to remain positive but we'll see.
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# ? Aug 7, 2016 13:38 |
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Where the hell is the Post Your Selfie thread? Checked the first three pages of PYF and nothing... Heroin goon: ever thought of expungment?
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# ? Aug 7, 2016 13:53 |
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speaking of fyad it's sad that the guy who made the best sa post ever turned out to be a brokebrain who had some sort of twitter drama meltdown.\Pershing posted:Where the hell is the Post Your Selfie thread? Checked the first three pages of PYF and nothing... it used to be post your picture. it owned when some guy with a stupid old timey haircut and bad stache posted his and everyone made fun of him and he did a rolling with the punches/puppetmaster thing.
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# ? Aug 7, 2016 14:10 |
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Pershing posted:Where the hell is the Post Your Selfie thread? Checked the first three pages of PYF and nothing... I don't think that applies since the confession mentions more than one conviction. Groovelord Neato posted:speaking of fyad it's sad that the guy who made the best sa post ever turned out to be a brokebrain who had some sort of twitter drama meltdown.\ What post is that?
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# ? Aug 7, 2016 14:13 |
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Alas for poor niggerstomper58, who would have ever thought that such a mild-mannered soul would attract Internet drama
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# ? Aug 7, 2016 14:27 |
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In all my years of being here I don't think I've spent more than 5 or 10 minutes in FYAD. Hell, I posted in LF and YCS and still never really bothered with it.
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# ? Aug 7, 2016 14:28 |
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H.H posted:What post is that? http://www.tehposts.com/fiction/was-i-picked-on-in-middle-school.html
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# ? Aug 7, 2016 14:28 |
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Solice Kirsk posted:In all my years of being here I don't think I've spent more than 5 or 10 minutes in FYAD. Hell, I posted in LF and YCS and still never really bothered with it. Check out "Hitler Auditions" and "The Return of the Ultimate Hustler". They were both featured on the front page IIRC. I'm really not into FYAD, but those are two of my all-time favourite threads.
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# ? Aug 7, 2016 14:44 |
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Chinese hating post i kept replacing chinese with monkey. Isnt that a copy of that post of the goom who hates monkeys?
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# ? Aug 7, 2016 15:28 |
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fyad mocking tcc owns.
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# ? Aug 7, 2016 15:34 |
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Reformed junkie goon, Move to California, New York, or (seriously) Kentucky, in these states it's illegal to report criminal convictions older than 7 years to an employer. Federal law prohibits reporting non-convictions (deferred adjudication, etc) after 7 years. If you think they found out anyway you can sue the gently caress out of them. 26 states have specific laws regarding background checks, look em up. Hope the knowledge gained from my boring job could be of help
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# ? Aug 7, 2016 16:48 |
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H.H posted:i want to chime in on the veteran discussion but want to do it anonymously; the reason we give veterans benefits is because most of them are really hosed up in the head and know how to kill people, and the military trains them to snap and... kill people. if we don't pacify the angry hulkmen with discounts and special lines and fake praise then they're just going to start flipping out and killing people. we don't do it because we actually like them we do it because we're scared of them No its not. It takes 8 non combat personnel for every one person in the field. Of those a smaller percentage see combat. You also forget the Navy (minus some seals) Air Force and Coast Guard that all specialize in not man to man mind destroying activities. There for sure are lots of ptsd damaged guys out there but it's a tiny 1-2% of the veteran population. And giving them a discount at Lowes won't stop them from snapping. The real reason is its a lovely thing being moved around your whole life and being deployed literally costs you years of your life, you miss kids first steps or their birth, gently caress holidays. You better believe there's a sweet retirement and benefits at the end of that dark tunnel or too few people would do the job. Be scared of the stolen valor rural militia dipshits who fantasize about a idealized macho military that doesn't actually exists. The kind of open carry as hole who needs a dainty AR to feel safe at starbucks. That's who I'm terrified of.
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# ? Aug 7, 2016 17:54 |
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quote:My girlfriend and I have a thing for Hitler and the Nazi's, as Nazi's from the 1930's - world war 2 era, not this skinhead bullshit. quote:I didn't figure out how to masturbate until I was 22.
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# ? Aug 7, 2016 18:39 |
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Having been forced into months long droughts of no sexual activity before I wish I could switch my sex drive on and off.
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# ? Aug 7, 2016 18:47 |
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quote:we thought about getting a tattoo of half a swastika on each of our hands, so that when we held hands it would be a full swastika and it would be our little secret. It was obviously not a good idea so we didn't do it but we had fun talking about it. My girlfriend is half native American BTW. Well, at least your girlfriend could just say it's a whirling log. You'd just get your rear end kicked in the wrong company.
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# ? Aug 7, 2016 19:42 |
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quote:This might be late for cousin chat but me and my cousin lost our virginity to each other when I was 15 (she was 14). Her mom/my aunt found the condom wrapper that she saved for some stupid reason and she told her what happened. My aunt got me alone and said she would tell everyone in the family unless I had sex with her too, so I did.
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# ? Aug 7, 2016 20:16 |
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Nazi uniforms were designed by Hugo Boss. I suppose someone could hate the substance but fall for the esthetic.
Automatic Slim fucked around with this message at 02:44 on Aug 8, 2016 |
# ? Aug 8, 2016 00:35 |
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Goddammit, goons. Can we have on nice thread without one of you making GBS threads your pants or trying to awkward bone your cousin?
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Mr. 47 posted:Goddammit, goons. Can we have on nice thread without one of you making GBS threads your pants or trying to awkward bone your cousin? I am going to awkwardly bone you
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