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Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009
If Generations had been a season 7 2-parter and All Good Things had been the movie, I think that would've started things off on a better foot.

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Arglebargle III
Feb 21, 2006

Wouldn't work, you can't have characters playing against type in the first feature film

Name Change
Oct 9, 2005


My thoughts on Beyond, by the way:

Easily the best Star Trek movie since at least VI (1991). It was nice after watching Suicide Squad to immediately watch something that was competently constructed and felt like it was written by 1-2 people and not five scripts incompetently mashed together. They could've called this one Star Trek: An Arsenal of Chekhov's Guns or something though.

MikeJF
Dec 20, 2003




Timby posted:

It's actually based upon Ralph McQuarrie's proposed redesign from Planet of the Titans.

If anything, the original design would be the Daedalus.

Timby
Dec 23, 2006

Your mother!

Gaz-L posted:

If Generations had been a season 7 2-parter and All Good Things had been the movie, I think that would've started things off on a better foot.

All Good Things... as a movie would have confused the poo poo out of general audiences.

Ogmius815
Aug 25, 2005
centrism is a hell of a drug

OneThousandMonkeys posted:

Generations just really underwhelming, and First Contact, in the words of RLM, is "the 3,967th worst movie ever made." As in, it's serviceable as a dumb action movie but the script is hilariously terrible. It's more or less a guilty pleasure, whereas the rest are just guilty.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7Lr8cdZwHQ

See some of this is legitimate criticism. But so much of it is just pedantic nitpicking.

FlamingLiberal
Jan 18, 2009

Would you like to play a game?



One thing I don't understand is why they have like 100 Mirandas and 100 Excelsiors in that battle but there's maybe one Akira, one Steamrunner, and one Sabre class in all of those shots combined. Considering I think that's mostly, if not all, CGI I'm surprised it's so heavy on those two classes.

Apollodorus
Feb 13, 2010

TEST YOUR MIGHT
:patriot:

Timby posted:

All Good Things... as a movie would have confused the poo poo out of general audiences.

That's why I don't understand people suggesting that Yesterday's Enterprise is a good episode to introduce someone to TNG. It completely falls flat if you haven't seen at least half a dozen other TNG episodes.

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Timby posted:

It has very, very few redeeming qualities. The cinematography is decent (probably the best of the TNG films after Generations, really), Digital Domain really did a phenomenal job with the visual effects ... and ... uh, yeah, I got nothin'. loving Spiner.
It gave us a new Romulan ship. Not a great ship, but at least a new ship. That's about it.

FlamingLiberal posted:

One thing I don't understand is why they have like 100 Mirandas and 100 Excelsiors in that battle but there's maybe one Akira, one Steamrunner, and one Sabre class in all of those shots combined. Considering I think that's mostly, if not all, CGI I'm surprised it's so heavy on those two classes.
It might have something to do with the fact that the new ships were all created for a movie. Maybe they're much higher poly count and adding too many would bog the rendering down, maybe there were weird licensing issue between effects companies, something like that.

MikeJF
Dec 20, 2003




FlamingLiberal posted:

One thing I don't understand is why they have like 100 Mirandas and 100 Excelsiors in that battle but there's maybe one Akira, one Steamrunner, and one Sabre class in all of those shots combined. Considering I think that's mostly, if not all, CGI I'm surprised it's so heavy on those two classes.

The models they got from First Contact weren't really usable and they had to rebuild them in a rush, so they may not have been up to scratch for heavy close-to-camera work. They had Excelsior, Miranda and Galaxy ready, since they knew they weren't getting those from the start.

Nessus
Dec 22, 2003

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FlamingLiberal posted:

One thing I don't understand is why they have like 100 Mirandas and 100 Excelsiors in that battle but there's maybe one Akira, one Steamrunner, and one Sabre class in all of those shots combined. Considering I think that's mostly, if not all, CGI I'm surprised it's so heavy on those two classes.
I don't think Steamrunners existed prior to STO, though they might've been based on Background Ship #7 or something.

I figure they got Miranda and Excelsior models looking good, and they were relatively consistent. Perhaps they had a huge surplus of the both of 'em.

Timby
Dec 23, 2006

Your mother!

Nessus posted:

I don't think Steamrunners existed prior to STO, though they might've been based on Background Ship #7 or something.

A Steamrunner-class is very briefly glimpsed in First Contact, and we see them in a handful of DS9 episodes beginning with A Call to Arms.

MikeJF
Dec 20, 2003




Steamrunners, Norways, Akiras, and Sabers were the four new classes introduced in First Contact. They lost the Norway model entirely, but the other three models were reconstructed and used in DS9 battles.

McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005






At least Generations and First Contact had amazing scores, the Generations overture and saucer crash sequence and the heavy industrial Borg theme especially stand out as great tracks that I replay to this day. Nemesis is a total blank and in Insurrection, uh, Data and Picard sang Gilbert and Sullivan? :negative:

MikeJF
Dec 20, 2003




I did have to think, watching Beyond, that when the saucer crashed, Generations did it cooler. Beyond was good... but Generations did that cooler.

Tighclops
Jan 23, 2008

Unable to deal with it


Grimey Drawer

Timby posted:

It has very, very few redeeming qualities. The cinematography is decent (probably the best of the TNG films after Generations, really), Digital Domain really did a phenomenal job with the visual effects ... and ... uh, yeah, I got nothin'. loving Spiner.

I still say that Nemesis's phaser/torpedo FX looked and sounded completely anaemic, even compared to the TV shows. Space battles have to have more going on than "and now we can render even more laser beams!"

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009

Timby posted:

All Good Things... as a movie would have confused the poo poo out of general audiences.

No more so than Wrath Of Khan. Unless you think I mean literally using the script for the episode as we actually have it.

Nessus
Dec 22, 2003

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MikeJF posted:

I did have to think, watching Beyond, that when the saucer crashed, Generations did it cooler. Beyond was good... but Generations did that cooler.
Regarding that: I think the difference is that the Ent-D's saucer was where we'd been watching our buddies do Star Trekkin' for 7 years, while the JJ-Ent's saucer was the site of two movies and some previous scenes. So there was more weight to it and also more focus on the specific situation of crash landing.

MikeJF
Dec 20, 2003




I think that Generations managed a bigger sense of scale on the saucer, too. Also, it just kept going.

The fact the JJsaucer ended up tilted kind of made it feel smaller and lighter, I think.

MikeJF fucked around with this message at 02:58 on Aug 8, 2016

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

MikeJF posted:

You sure that wasn't way of the warrior?

I dunno, maybe?

Big Mean Jerk
Jan 27, 2009

Well, of course I know him.
He's me.

MikeJF posted:

I think that Generations managed a bigger sense of scale on the saucer, too. Also, it just kept going.

The fact the JJsaucer ended up tilted kind of made it feel smaller and lighter, I think.


I dunno, I did like how it didn't immediately explode the first time it hit the mountains and just kept going. I really love the shot of Kirk watching from the pod as the saucer careens down to the surface. I think part of the issue is because that Ent-D crash was a physical effect. CGI almost never has the same "heft" of a physical model.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4yOw_xLJuVY

I know you can do more with a CGI model, but nothing will ever match the real thing.

Big Mean Jerk fucked around with this message at 03:11 on Aug 8, 2016

FilthyImp
Sep 30, 2002

Anime Deviant
Jjkirk weaponized the gently caress out of that but of debris though. That's way cooler.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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The many other faults of Generations are almost redeemed for me by the sheer awesomeness of the saucer crash scene.

Perhaps nowhere else in all of Trek moviedom did I really get that same feel of human-made objects of unimaginable size and strength as I did from seeing that drat thing just keep plowing through the forest for what felt like minutes on end.


E: spoiler I guess for ancillary-ness

Winifred Madgers
Feb 12, 2002

Baloogan posted:

make a B5 thread!

I don't know, do I have to do the informative effort post thing in TVIV, because I'm not really up for that.

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
um, get someone with archives to like find the old b5 thread and copy paste i guess

imo the post should be like "here is why u should care and watch this old rear end tv show" but im pretty sure all the goons these days are expecting HBO porno to get interested in a new series

Arglebargle III
Feb 21, 2006

Early 90s TV just isn't as good as modern TV admit it.

After The War
Apr 12, 2005

to all of my Architects
let me be traitor

Sash! posted:

First Contact isn't as good as it should be because it doesn't make sense to me.

You're telling me that the Borg 1) can't aim for poo poo bombarding a static target and 2) can't drop anything with more explosive power than a gallon of gasoline?

Seriously they'd have inflicted more damage if they'd just kamikazed into the place.

There is exactly one great Borg story and that's the first one. Even though I started watching in the summer between seasons 3 and 4, I was lucky enough to have only seen the last few frames of Best of Both Worlds Part 1 before Q Who. (The rerun schedule was really weird in my area.) The first time you see them, the Borg are so.... alien. Just vast and powerful and other- life was a totally different experience for them. And that's what made them so scary. Every story after that diminished them more and more. They should have stopped after I, Borg, which, while certainly not perfect, told the inverse of Picard's experience in BoBW and bookended it nicely. Everything after that is just generic villainy. By First Contact, they're just recycling old Dalek time travel shenanigans. And not even the good ones. What a waste.

(I gave up on Voyager in the second season, and I don't want to hear about your Sevens or Nines or any of that poo poo. :mad:)

Asmodai_00
Nov 26, 2007

Big Mean Jerk posted:

I dunno, I did like how it didn't immediately explode the first time it hit the mountains and just kept going. I really love the shot of Kirk watching from the pod as the saucer careens down to the surface. I think part of the issue is because that Ent-D crash was a physical effect. CGI almost never has the same "heft" of a physical model.


That was honestly the best shot of the entire movie.

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
DS9 Series Finale time.

Slamhound
Mar 27, 2010

Duckbag posted:

I think a big part of what makes it so bad is we get to see the characters we love act in strange, inconsistent, and horrible ways for no real reason. Picard runs off to become a space pirate, lets an entire planet of people die because ~prime directive~, and ruins Ensign Ro's life during one of the stiffest and worse acted/directed hours of the entire franchise. All the characters meet long lost family members or have bits of character backstory finally revealed in a way that I think was supposed to be poignant but instead was terrible because it exposed how shallow the characters really were and also gave us Rape Ghost and the Lwuxana Troi repressed memory episode. Worf is dating Troi for some reason, apparently has a human brother, and is such a bad father that his son figures out time travel. Troi takes a test and somehow becomes a senior bridge officer, despite being, you know, Troi. We learn that traveling at high warp is causing space climate change, that the federation built a cloaking device that can pass through solid rock (but won't build normal ones), and that Crusher is such a bad doctor she can accidentally make the whole crew "de-evolve" while treating the flu. Picard has a fake son, Data has a fake mom, and the Enterprise gets pregnant.

Also there are a handful of good episodes and a few "weird stuff happens" episodes that aren't bad exactly, but are still gimmicky and extremely Voyagerish, but overall that poo poo stinks.
Y'know, when you put it like this, Season 7 sounds awesome.

Tunicate
May 15, 2012

Arglebargle III posted:

Early 90s TV just isn't as good as modern TV admit it.

Babylon 5 was two seasons of absolutely gripping television crammed into a five-season run.

Arglebargle III
Feb 21, 2006

Four, surely.

Paradoxish
Dec 19, 2003

Will you stop going crazy in there?

Arglebargle III posted:

Early 90s TV just isn't as good as modern TV admit it.

no

Like, all the things that make b5 kind of lovely were lovely in the 90s too. The acting was pretty bad, the writing was awful, the CG stuff didn't look half as good as the practical effects that TNG was doing, etc. It's still really good and better than a ton of modern sci-fi because the character development and overarching plot is so coherent.

Winifred Madgers
Feb 12, 2002

Arglebargle III posted:

Early 90s TV just isn't as good as modern TV admit it.

The really great things about B5 transcend the foibles of the era in which it was made. Not only that, I maintain you couldn't make a show like B5 today. Sure, you could make a show with good, well-written characters and even a coherent overarching plot. There may even be some shows like that, although the more or less single author's complete pre-planned five-year format may still be unique.

No, what I'm talking about is the spirit of the show. It took its time setting up all the pieces, which would get it slaughtered in today's market. And it intelligently and respectfully meandered around philosophy and religion without having an axe to grind.

It's like the wonder and heart of the ten best TOS episodes, a NASA library, The Lord of the Rings, and a classic Russian novel got mixed up together and made into a stage play that was filmed with a visual style inspired by the TOS movies.

Nessus
Dec 22, 2003

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Is Babylon 5 the one that had Penn and Teller in some episode, or was that some other fanatic franchise?

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

Well, Picard and the crew made the right decision and allowed a human boy who was captured and raised by aliens to return to the only father he ever knew.

Immediately after the credits: Picard has to explain to an admiral why she'll never get to see her long-lost grandson ever again.

Cat Hatter
Oct 24, 2006

Hatters gonna hat.

Nessus posted:

Is Babylon 5 the one that had Penn and Teller in some episode, or was that some other fanatic franchise?

You're thinking of The Drew Carey Show...and also Babylon 5.

Name Change
Oct 9, 2005


Ogmius815 posted:

See some of this is legitimate criticism. But so much of it is just pedantic nitpicking.

It's the second in the series that gets into how Movie Picard is the diametric opposite of TV Picard that really hits it. The rest is pretty nitpicky, but the point is that the movie is Not Good.

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
ZOOT zoot zoot zoot!

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Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
drat. It took my just about two months to watch all of DS9.


Jake Sisko remains the worst.

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