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Nuebot posted:They will cross breed and produce the most hateful avian to exist on the planet. The final anser.
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Nuebot posted:They will cross breed and produce the most hateful avian to exist on the planet. https://twitter.com/paul2ed/status/580757901377048577
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Nuebot posted:They will cross breed and produce the most hateful avian to exist on the planet. It's ok, the sweese are well-known for being neutral.
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Karate Bastard posted:The final anser. Niiice
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My Lovely Horse posted:For a while my way to work led through a park that had huge flocks of breeding greylag geese. Being familiar with internet stories, it was a bit unnerving, but they never paid any attention to anyone as far as I noticed. Maybe greylags are just generally more chill. RIP forums poster My Lovely Horse, silenced by the Goose overlords for having seen too much.
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One Swell Foop posted:It's ok, the sweese are well-known for being neutral. It's the gwan you have to look out for.
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For this to really work, the Western corn needs all that hair shaved. Sure, until it crashes into a green pig I guess.
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JoelJoel posted:Wait, people in this day and age still smear feces around their nether regions with paper? Install a bidet, you savages. Why would you use a bidet when the three seashells method is far superior?
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I once saw a guy beat a goose with a shovel. It was pretty rad.
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Was this posted yet? Is my favorite "goose being a violent rear end in a top hat" video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AMdhAFPWzFw
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Super Dan posted:Why would you use a bidet when the three seashells method is far superior? Just lol if you don't use the neck of a swan to wipe.
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ro5s posted:Just lol if you don't use the neck of a swan to wipe. One of the funniest books ever. Gargantua and Pantagruel. Francois Rabelais 1534 ...Afterwards I wiped my tail with a hen, with a cock, with a pullet, with a calf's skin, with a hare, with a pigeon, with a cormorant, with an attorney's bag, with a montero, with a coif, with a falconer's lure. But, to conclude, I say and maintain, that of all torcheculs, arsewisps, bumfodders, tail-napkins, bunghole cleansers, and wipe-breeches, there is none in the world comparable to the neck of a goose, that is well downed, if you hold her head betwixt your legs. And believe me therein upon mine honour, for you will thereby feel in your nockhole a most wonderful pleasure, both in regard of the softness of the said down and of the temporate heat of the goose, which is easily communicated to the bum-gut and the rest of the inwards, in so far as to come even to the regions of the heart and brains. And think not that the felicity of the heroes and demigods in the Elysian fields consisteth either in their asphodel, ambrosia, or nectar, as our old women here used to say; but in this, according to my judgment, that they wipe their tails with the neck of a goose, holding her head betwixt their legs, and such is the opinion of Master John of Scotland, alias Scotus.
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mostlygray posted:One of the funniest books ever. Gargantua and Pantagruel. Francois Rabelais 1534 This sounds like a good way to get your balls bit off.
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Nuebot posted:They will cross breed and produce the most hateful avian to exist on the planet. Should this monster mate with a cassowary, god help us all, Jurassic Park wouldn't even need to happen.
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Kwyndig posted:This sounds like a good way to get your balls bit off. This sounds like a good way to duck up your sack
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Now all I can think is what I would have done, which is to plan the exact same yearbook gag only to double cross her and have an unrelated quote.
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Don't see why that is funny. Maybe you are looking for rhe badass photo thread?
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You know what is giving me a headache right now?
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Blind Sally posted:
No... I'm not talking about the birds!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qs1b8YWI1FM
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LOL, owner was playing that joke where you film while they're waiting for you to take the picture.
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I read this less as a friendly hug and more of a "Oh yeah, we're friends, ain't we pal. Yeah, best buds. That's right, just keep smilin', stay cool as a cucumber and everyone can walk away from this today. There we go, pal, we're all smiles. Friends. For. Life."
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bunnyofdoom posted:Don't see why that is funny. Maybe you are looking for rhe badass photo thread? You forgot to post a picture. 
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How much FF hours do you think this person played so the birb learned the song? 200? 300? ; or, how many battles? 20,000,000? 30,000,000?
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Thin Privilege posted:How much FF hours do you think this person played so the birb learned the song? 200? 300? ; or, how many battles? 20,000,000? 30,000,000? I'm preeeeetty suuuuuure they just taught it the song. Like, it didn't learn it by watching someone play hundreds of hours of FF.
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Slime posted:I'm preeeeetty suuuuuure they just taught it the song. Like, it didn't learn it by watching someone play hundreds of hours of FF. I dunno... E: my friend posted:A real life chocobo Thin Privilege has a new favorite as of 13:48 on Aug 9, 2016 |
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Slime posted:I'm preeeeetty suuuuuure they just taught it the song. Like, it didn't learn it by watching someone play hundreds of hours of FF. If that were the case there would also be a bunch of videos of the bird singing other related snippets - a powerup noise, a certain battle sound, whatever. Not that I've played Final Fantasy, but if they had played the game enough for the bird to pick it up ambiently (they didn't), there would also be a dozen or two other related noises in its birdy bank.
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Since the battle winning sound is the most frequent and recognizable sound I'm not surprised the bird learned it. Plus it's a very happy positive sound unlike monster noises or killing. /nerd
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TIL birds distinguish and gravitate to "happy" sounds the same way we do
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Slime posted:I'm preeeeetty suuuuuure they just taught it the song. Like, it didn't learn it by watching someone play hundreds of hours of FF. Actually, that bird holds the world record for speedrun completion of Final Fantasy 5.
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Data Graham posted:TIL birds distinguish and gravitate to "happy" sounds the same way we do P sure they do, my old birds reproduced happy sounds but got sad at sad music (which I listened to cause I was goth) E:when I was a goth teen and lived @ hone
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RareAcumen posted:Actually, that bird holds the world record for speedrun completion of Final Fantasy 5. How many half chirps did he use
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Data Graham posted:TIL birds distinguish and gravitate to "happy" sounds the same way we do That's just empathy. Same thing that helps us understand bird emotions
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