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Mezzanine
Aug 23, 2009

Bobby Digital posted:

My friend's dog had a special Sully from Monsters Inc.

A Sully that he sullied, as it were.

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RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

Grimey Drawer

left_unattended posted:

I only just read the label: "Suction Cup Surprise" :golfclap:


Call me naive, but how the gently caress does this work? Which species is it meant to be used on? And how on earth do you insert it without puncturing holes?

I decided not to use a pic with dogs in it but it's kinda obvious. I think there are different sizes for different breeds. Though I doubt it matters too much to them.

PenguinKnight
Apr 6, 2009

The Ape of Naples posted:


An actual dog sex toy.

"oh that's a neat statue"

"no, that's my dogs gently caress toy"

RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

Grimey Drawer

PenguinKnight posted:

"oh that's a neat statue"

"no, that's my dogs gently caress toy"

Still that's better than:
"What a comfortable pillow!"
"No, that's my dog's....nevermind. Sleep well."

Koburn
Oct 8, 2004

FIND THE JUDGE CHILD OR YOUR CITY DIES
Grimey Drawer

Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

Got any deathsticks?
Is that the first gore related nws picture in the thread? It's mostly dicks and balls.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Splizwarf
Jun 15, 2007
It's like there's a soup can in front of me!
Cue dick pic-- oh there we go.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Arcsquad12 posted:

Is that the first gore related nws picture in the thread? It's mostly dicks and balls.

Sometimes it's poo poo.



Gingerbread cookies

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
http://indy100.independent.co.uk/article/people-think-the-olympics-opening-ceremony-looked-a-bit-like-a-giant-vagina--bJ07Sjp1Db

RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

Grimey Drawer

To be fair that doesn't look like a Brazilian vagina.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



The Ape of Naples posted:

To be fair that doesn't look like a Brazilian vagina.

[img-same photo with people removed.psd]

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

Snapchat A Titty posted:

[img-same photo with people removed.psd]

It's not going to look more like a Brazilian vagina if there are no people in it.

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

man brazilian women are loving whores huh

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
well, when you have that many women in the same place youre bound to find a good handful of trashy whores

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
Beaker's blind brother?

trapped mouse
May 25, 2008

by Azathoth

This took me way longer than I'd like to admit.

It's the guy's beard, he's bending his neck backwards

cakesmith handyman
Jul 22, 2007

Pip-Pip old chap! Last one in is a rotten egg what what.

Needs some googly eyes then throw it in the funny pictures thread

Help Im Alive
Nov 8, 2009

But what NWS thing is it supposed to be

am i supposed to have one of those

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

greazeball
Feb 4, 2003



Step 1: cut a hole in a box

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

trapped mouse posted:

This took me way longer than I'd like to admit.

It's the guy's beard, he's bending his neck backwards

How is his throat that smooth though? Or is that part just Photoshop for some reason?

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

davidspackage posted:

How is his throat that smooth though? Or is that part just Photoshop for some reason?

It's an unkempt neckbeard combined with an underexpressed adam's apple.

titties
May 10, 2012

They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra

davidspackage posted:

How is his throat that smooth though? Or is that part just Photoshop for some reason?

He's fat

RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

Grimey Drawer

Mrs.Nameko posted:

We got some new toys at the pet store...


http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/dog-finds-giant-sex-toy-park-england-article-1.2745632

quote:

"We couldn't believe it," Ferguson told The Sun. "He was so proud when he brought it over to us. We were looking at it thinking: 'That's impossible.' It was enormous."
...
Galaxy's owners, Ami and Ste Harrison, knew exactly what to do with the massive sex toy."

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Cakefool posted:

Needs some googly eyes then throw it in the funny pictures thread

treiz01
Jan 2, 2008

There is little that makes me happier than taking drugs. Perhaps administering them, designing and carrying out experiments that bend the plane of what we consider reality.
Perfect!

Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

Got any deathsticks?

Meep!

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

CATTASTIC
Mar 31, 2010

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

Help Im Alive posted:

But what NWS thing is it supposed to be

am i supposed to have one of those

Yours doesn't look like that?

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

lwoodio posted:

I've been cockblocked from installing my own shower head by a literal metal dick. What the hell is this, there is no threading on it.


Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit
iS the bun clothing, or part of his flesh?

Planet Piss
Dec 18, 2006

hey you kids, get out of my moat, it was not meant to be played in

Robot gloryhole

VERY COOL MAN
Jun 24, 2011

THESE PACKETS ARE... SUMMARILY DEALT WITH

there is a rundown greek food/hamburger place by my apartment with a destitute version of this statue rotting inside. the food is incredible

RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

Grimey Drawer

Is the NSFW part the hot dog's vagina?

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

VERY COOL MAN posted:

there is a rundown greek food/hamburger place by my apartment with a destitute version of this statue rotting inside. the food is incredible

From a google search there are apparently hundreds of these things.


The Ape of Naples posted:

Is the NSFW part the hot dog's vagina?

That's clearly a mangina.

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The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

The Ape of Naples posted:

Is the NSFW part the hot dog's vagina?

My boss fired me for zooming in on the big supple Brazilian butt under her mouth.

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