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DS9 episode The Siege. Every single starfleet officer volunteers to stay behind and defend the station, including decorated war hero O'Brien. So naturally, Cake Hole yells at him.
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Fat Shat Sings posted:Voyager Double Feature It's been staring at us in the face for the past 20 years. Voyager takes place entirely in the Mirror universe. Every one of Janeway's decisions makes sense now. Arcsquad12 posted:Cake Hole 
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Aug 9, 2016 05:56
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Voyager didn't do a Mirror episode, but they did an episode where Janeway is a steel-boxed badass, the Doctor is an Android and Seven of Nine has a a Borg army. Which is almost as good right right.
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FilthyImp posted:Voyager didn't do a Mirror episode, but they did an episode where Janeway is a steel-boxed badass, the Doctor is an Android and Seven of Nine has a a Borg army. Which episode was that? I don't remember that one.
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Aug 9, 2016 06:10
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Arcsquad12 posted:Cake Hole what the gently caress
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Aug 9, 2016 06:23
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people have this weird obsessive hate for Keiko and it's not nearly as funny as they think it is
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Aug 9, 2016 06:23
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Neddy Seagoon posted:Which episode was that? I don't remember that one. The one where the doctor's program (or backup program I guess) is found by people in the 29th century or something, and he's in a museum dedicated to the warship Voyager.
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Aug 9, 2016 06:24
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Farmer Crack-rear end posted:people have this weird obsessive hate for Keiko and it's not nearly as funny as they think it is Binge watch the show and tell me she ain't tiresome. And it is funny.
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Farmer Crack-rear end posted:people have this weird obsessive hate for Keiko and it's not nearly as funny as they think it is
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The Endbringer posted:The one where the doctor's program (or backup program I guess) is found by people in the 29th century or something, and he's in a museum dedicated to the warship Voyager. That episode is great if nothing else but for the small touches, like the oversized comm-badges and the like.
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Aug 9, 2016 06:32
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criscodisco posted:That episode is great if nothing else but for the small touches, like the oversized comm-badges and the like. It also has Best Janeway Hair, full-faced Chakotay tribal tattoo with some bullshit about "yes my people are total nonviolent, but Android Doctor Holomengele will melt your corneas and turn you into a science project if you don't surrender!" Harry Kim is still a chode.
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Aug 9, 2016 06:38
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Keiko O'Brien is the Skyler White of Star Trek Except Miles has no ambitions. And former-student Nog doesn't have a drug problem.
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Aug 9, 2016 06:47
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Farmer Crack-rear end posted:people have this weird obsessive hate for Keiko and it's not nearly as funny as they think it is she isn't gonna gently caress you bro
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Aug 9, 2016 07:00
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shadow puppet of a posted:Keiko O'Brien is the Skyler White of Star Trek
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Aug 9, 2016 07:19
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I am the one who drinks
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Aug 9, 2016 07:26
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i've never never seen ds9 and keiko was only in like 3 episodes of tng but i hate the poo poo out of her. that might just be because i'm racist though
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Aug 9, 2016 07:30
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I don't remember the level of animosity Keiko had at the time it originally aired. It seems to have materialized years later. Much like the realization that you've been stuck in an unhealthy, abusive relationship until years after the fact.
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Aug 9, 2016 07:38
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It's just one of those things that gets amplified to bizarre levels by people talking about it on the internet.
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Aug 9, 2016 07:45
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i'm gonna call off my wedding but instead of talking to my fiancee about it i'm just gonna have this android do it for me
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Aug 9, 2016 07:45
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Nefarious 2.0 posted:i've never never seen ds9 and keiko was only in like 3 episodes of tng but i hate the poo poo out of her. that might just be because i'm racist though in DS9 the joke is that you can hear Keiko screaming at O'Brien through the bulkheads (literal thing that happens multiple times.) Quark complains because his giant ears can pick up the constant screaming matches. Nearly everything she does or says is arguing with or trying to stop the plot from happening Farmer Crack-rear end posted:people have this weird obsessive hate for Keiko and it's not nearly as funny as they think it is Weird how bad writing giving a character one dimension, one bad dimension, makes them universally unlikable. I'm sure that it's some weird obsession and not that she is used as a plot tool to insert drama into the script by having her harangue O'Brien over ever decision he makes. Gul Dukat is 1000% more likeable than her and he is Space Hitler. The Borg are more likable than her because occasionally a drone falls down and inserts some humor into the story or a main character gets to crack jokes at them in the face of their mechanical hivemind.
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Aug 9, 2016 07:47
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hell yes fat shat bringin the red meat
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Aug 9, 2016 07:48
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Fat Shat Sings posted:in DS9 the joke is that you can hear Keiko screaming at O'Brien through the bulkheads (literal thing that happens multiple times.) Quark complains because his giant ears can pick up the constant screaming matches. All of this. In TNG, we only really saw her a few times. In one, her fiance dumps her just before the wedding, and didn't even have the balls to tell her. Another time she's been transformed into a pre-teen, not much older than her daughter. Both those times it would be perfectly acceptable to be a bitch about things, but since they hadn't written her any other stories it's all we know about her. Then in ds9 she's arguing a point that I think we would all agree with, that Kai Winn needs to keep religion out of her classroom. The only reason we don't applaud her is because we only see her being shrill. Don't get me wrong, I'm not a huge fan of Keiko, but it's only because Trek never have me a chance to be. I'd like to make a joke here, probably something about yellow fever or something else terribly offensive, but I'm on day 3 of quitting smoking and frankly I'd rather just kill all of you and also everybody else I've ever met. Also my pot girl is in India until Wednesday.
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Aug 9, 2016 08:10
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Also the real plot of Trek, "let's poo poo on O'brien", wouldn't have been nearly as effective if he went home to Christy Turlington and all she wanted to do was gargle his jizz.
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Aug 9, 2016 08:12
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Wait, not Christy Turlington. She's stunning head-on, but bitch can't pull off a profile pic to save her life.
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Aug 9, 2016 08:13
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No chin, that's Christy Turlington's problem.
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Aug 9, 2016 08:14
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I thought it was Keiko who just decided to not get married, tell her fiancé the wedding was off through an intermediary, and then change her mind. There was something trying to destroy the Enterprise and that could exacerbate pre wedding jitters.
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Aug 9, 2016 08:15
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Automatic Slim posted:I thought it was Keiko who just decided to not get married, uh yeah i just said this. what the gently caress criscodisco take the vaporizer out of your rear end long enough to read my goddamn post.
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Aug 9, 2016 08:21
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Oh yeah, sorry. Y'all are completely right.
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Aug 9, 2016 08:22
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Either way, Data shoulda kept his giant loving mouth shut about it.
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also i think a lot of us have that friend who's fun as hell to hang out with but the second his wife shows up she bitches him out and he totally shuts down and gives you that "i'd love to keep partying but what can i do" face and we're all bummed because god drat steve was a fuckin riot before he married that bipolar piece of poo poo
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Aug 9, 2016 08:25
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Poor Data. Stuck in the middle of someone else's relationship drama. Should've been the first clue on the way to "gently caress this I wanna be human poo poo".
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Aug 9, 2016 08:35
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They should have had Data feel bad about that girl breaking up with him years later in Generations when he first used his emotions chip.
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Aug 9, 2016 08:38
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nah he should've just finally hated keiko along with the rest of us
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Aug 9, 2016 08:40
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The emotion chip had to be taken from data because he spent every chipped minute, drunk on nanite broth, bawling his eyes out while running the Tasha Yar holodeck memorial and listening to Roy Orbison songs.
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Aug 9, 2016 08:41
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wait you meant data's girlfriend ok ya
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Aug 9, 2016 08:42
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I'm sure Riker had a few Tasha Yar programs.
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Aug 9, 2016 08:43
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riker is the only guy on star trek i don't believe used the holodeck to get laid
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oh no wait the binary race programmed a plain looking woman that totally seduced him even though he was slamming rear end all over the galaxy, so who knows
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Nefarious 2.0 posted:riker is the only guy on star trek i don't believe used the holodeck to get laid Oh yah for sure. He got over Minuet in a heartbeat. Riker's first ever minute of spare time was jerking off to a harp recital. The man burned out more holo-emitters than the borg at Wolf 359
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