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Nefarious 2.0 posted:oh no wait the binary race programmed a plain looking woman that totally seduced him even though he was slamming rear end all over the galaxy, so who knows Minuet, who was practically deformed, but she spoke fluent French so he wanted up in that slizz.
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Also later that alien cave baby mined his memory for an image of his one true love and that's when the jig was up, because it was Minuet. He really had some balls talking down to Broccoli about using the holodeck for pussy.
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Aug 9, 2016 08:50
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Also the alien cave baby was that kid from Dream On, who I haven't since like 1992 so I'm guessing he's pulling favors at the bus stop for an eyeful of hep-C.
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Aug 9, 2016 08:54
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God bless Hollywood.
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Aug 9, 2016 08:55
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Yes, the fall of Brian Benben was tragic.
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Aug 9, 2016 08:55
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Nah, Brian Benben has Private Practice money. I'm not worried about him.
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Aug 9, 2016 09:01
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I laugh every drat time I think of that noodley fingered alien fuccboi transforming all "my name is Barash"  you'll always be Jean-Luc to me.
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Aug 9, 2016 09:08
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This is all very touching kid, but next week I'm supposed to bang what is clearly a woman from the androgynous planet. Laters!
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Aug 9, 2016 09:14
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Aug 9, 2016 09:28
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Probably one of the last things ol' Gene ever saw.
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Aug 9, 2016 09:29
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Keiko it's the worst human being in Star Trek that isn't an admiral in star fleet
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shadow puppet of a posted:Probably one of the last things ol' Gene ever saw. Why did he get sucked into that giant black hole navel of hers?
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shadow puppet of a posted:Probably one of the last things ol' Gene ever saw. It's how he got the idea for the holodeck. 
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Aug 9, 2016 09:58
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An Asian girl with blue eyes? Wasn't that the plot to Big Trouble in Little China?
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Wait no green.
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Booblord Zagats posted:Keiko it's the worst human being in Star Trek that isn't an admiral in star fleet I tried to find a hole in this argument and I can't. Even Kodos wasn't that bad a guy in the end.
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Aug 9, 2016 10:55
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Keiko/Cake Hole/'K ho/Seiko with a K/Mrs. Miles O'Brien/Bikini Botanist should have actually divorced Miles late in the show. They could have done divorced dad weekend visitation subplots and shown Miles trying to date again only to give up and have Rom install a holosuite in his quarters. He could also drunk dial subspace call that Cardassian Scientist woman and she'd be embarrassed as gently caress for him. Have him and Odo fumble through their bad relationship plots together, but show that Miles never knew women, he only knew Keiko which was no help when alone again.
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Aug 9, 2016 11:04
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I wonder what it says about Data, considering he introduced them to eachother. I presume it was to make O'Brien suffer even more than before as a social experiment.
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Aug 9, 2016 11:23
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Nefarious 2.0 posted:also i think a lot of us have that friend who's fun as hell to hang out with but the second his wife shows up she bitches him out and he totally shuts down and gives you that "i'd love to keep partying but what can i do" face and we're all bummed because god drat steve was a fuckin riot before he married that bipolar piece of poo poo This is why y'all are idiots if you marry women. I go over to my buddy's house and his husband gets home and all I hear is "hey I brought pizza, who's up for a threesome?"
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Aug 9, 2016 11:35
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Riker would understand.
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Aug 9, 2016 11:36
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Yea, I'm sure Riker dragging around his androgyne life-mate around would be raucous fun 24/7.
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Aug 9, 2016 11:41
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Well not that mushroom headed bitch.
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Aug 9, 2016 11:48
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"I don't need your fantasy women Q!" He sure doesn't 
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Farmer Crack-rear end posted:people have this weird obsessive hate for Keiko and it's not nearly as funny as they think it is 
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Aug 9, 2016 12:24
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I don't remember the episode where Keiko was a crazed mummy.
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Aug 9, 2016 12:40
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criscodisco posted:This is why y'all are idiots if you marry women. I go over to my buddy's house and his husband gets home and all I hear is "hey I brought pizza, who's up for a threesome?" Being gay isn't a choice- unfortunately.
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Well not for gay people, at least.
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Aug 9, 2016 13:55
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But if I chose to be gay then I'd be a gay person for whom it was a choice.
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Germstore posted:But if I chose to be gay then I'd be a gay person for whom it was a choice. Nah, then you'd just be a tumblr
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Germstore posted:But if I chose to be gay then I'd be a gay person for whom it was a choice. The Kogayashi Maru
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criscodisco posted:I don't remember the episode where Keiko was a crazed mummy. Guest starring Steve Coogan.
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Nefarious 2.0 posted:also i think a lot of us have that friend who's fun as hell to hang out with but the second his wife shows up she bitches him out and he totally shuts down and gives you that "i'd love to keep partying but what can i do" face and we're all bummed because god drat steve was a fuckin riot before he married that bipolar piece of poo poo what's it like living in a sitcom
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criscodisco posted:This is why y'all are idiots if you marry women. I go over to my buddy's house and his husband gets home and all I hear is "hey I brought pizza, who's up for a threesome?" You're in the GBS Star Trek thread. No one here is getting married to anyone of any gender, unless it's one of those sad Trekkie weddings where the couple are dressed like Klingons and the ring bearer is a dog.
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Aug 9, 2016 16:35
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Aug 9, 2016 16:38
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Why even have a Star Trek wedding if you're not going to bother having Data Cake?
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Big Mean Jerk posted:
Somehow these two talking about defeating all of the gods with the power of their hearts doesn't seem that convincing. I don't even see Var'Hama candles and they are cutting that cake without a Bat'leth. Filthy Pahtaks probably don't even have a Tawi'Yan or Ma'Stakas.
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criscodisco posted:With peptide frosting? Mint frosting you pleb.
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