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paranoid randroid posted:i will engage Dilbert Man in passive-aggressive conversation aikido during a tea ceremony, and lay him out with a request to pass the sugar, carefully inflected to cause maximum social obliteration It's already been established that Dilbert Man doesn't want to engage in combatsation unarmed, though. It's all about those linguistic killshots.
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Drunkboxer posted:I wish I lived in his world where everyday conversation is some sort of wizards duel with people flinging words of power left and right. Just run your hallucinations through a perception filter every day and hide when you see a female woman person and you can.
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That perfectly syncs with this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pKHRerwGXwU&list=RDG22X5X49VhM&index=20 Pump you up in the morning.
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zoux posted:
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The Lord of Hats posted:It's already been established that Dilbert Man doesn't want to engage in combatsation unarmed, though. It's all about those linguistic killshots. just no-scoping noobs all day with anti-material nam-shubs
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magiccarpet posted:trump giving his consolation speech and then riding back up the escalator will be such an amazing bookend to this thing 
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Mainwaring posted:As a thought experiment I worked out how you would get to 270 EV with the fewest possible states, it turns out you can hit it exactly with 11: http://www.270towin.com/maps/jy1g6 That would be so boring though if election was over before polls even close in cali.
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Trump QUOTE OF THE DAYquote:and there's another rate - zero for alot tof those that aren't making very much money. And that's in there big league.
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im not going to say that dilbert man is autistic because thats kind of passe and uncool these days, but he definitely makes the act of interacting with other human beings out to be a real ordeal that requires training
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mannerup posted:mcmullin has a campaign adviser on cnn now Eggs on twitter, eggs irl
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paranoid randroid posted:im not going to say that dilbert man is autistic because thats kind of passe and uncool these days, but he definitely makes the act of interacting with other human beings out to be a real ordeal that requires training another thing he didn't get good at in an hour
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mannerup posted:mcmullin has a campaign adviser on cnn now 
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mannerup posted:mcmullin has a campaign adviser on cnn now p sure that's mcmullin with fake beard and glasses
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practicing linguistic kill shots in the hyperbolic time chamber until, by the time you reach namek, youre just about prepared to buy coffee from a girl barista
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You know how I know that Trump has truly lost? The narrative. Nobody, even Die Hard Trumpers actually cling to Make America Great Again. Its a crocodile's promise and everyone knows it. Nobody is talking about how Truml is going to or even trying to improve the country. But you know what people are talking about? Saving America FROM Trump. Even GOPers are on this narrative. Nobody is talking about saving America from Hillary because everybody knows she will be a good president and conduct her duties competantly. Even the aspects of the GOP that are currently jumping ship acknowledge her being competant. Her main issue is trustworthiness, not competancy. Not safety of America's future. With Trumo his competancy is in question in such a way the majority of Americans actually fear his presidency. While Republicans hate Hillary that is not rooted in an existential fear for safety or fear of the future the tangerine Fuhrer would herald in. They hate her for her policy differences. They hate her because she is a threat to GOP political power and policy. People fear Trump because he is viewed as incomoetant to the point of danger. And that common nationally held view of fear of all the danger that Trump represents and will bring is the death of his campaign. Those feelings toward Trump are more damning than questioning trust. Though I am glad Trump is running because his campaign represents the destruction of the GOP on a national stage. The GOPs chickens have come home to roost and it will haunt them for generations. Trump has brought not only the possibility of a DEM majority senate and maybe house and more importantly the supreme court having a liberal majority, but Trump has decimated the GOP's view and credibility in such a way that barting miracle the GOP will lose power ala the Whigs. What I enjoy the most though is that Trump represents the dying gasp of Racist Whites and the alt-right. Never again will they be relevant. Especially the alt right, where the majority of the country when finally exposed to their ideology subsequentky reject it, will implode as their ideology will recede to the fringes and die as a joke. The general conservative psyche will collapse as it ALMOST did in 2012. Karl Roves meltdown will be dwarfed in comparison when Trump loses big on Nov. 8. And it will be glorious. It will be YUUUUUUGE Phi230 fucked around with this message at 16:54 on Aug 9, 2016 |
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Oh I see the big league quote has already been used. Alternative Trump QUOTE OF THE DAY quote:Trump was still toying with a presidential run at the time, telling MSNBC's Chris Matthews, "Can you imagine how controversial I'd be? You think about Clinton and the women. How about me and the women? Can you imagine?" When Matthews mentioned Lewinsky, Donald answered, "Yeah. They might like my women better too." https://books.google.com/books?id=Z...ography&f=false
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Slate Action posted:Trump gained by 2.5% today in the CVOTER tracker. Who the gently caress has heard Trump at all recently and thought "ah, that's better"?
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Misses the "and then all the racists needed a new home and we embraced them ever since" panel.
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fart blood posted:Who the gently caress has heard Trump at all recently and thought "ah, that's better"? People have been acting like it's been long enough since the DNC to say that Clinton's bounce won't go away, but I don't agree. I maintain that the "resting point" for the polls is somewhere around Clinton +4.
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fart blood posted:Who the gently caress has heard Trump at all recently and thought "ah, that's better"? cnn anchors, and other stupid people
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#Lol😂😂😂😂, when it comes💦💦 to politics 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🏛 I'm in the 🔝1️⃣%of understanding🤔🤔💡. I've been watching 📺📺🎞political 👴🏻👵🏻👱🏻coverage 📰📡📺every week📆🗓 since I was👦🏻 1️⃣4️⃣loving 👉👌years 🗓🗓old. But political🇺🇸🇺🇸 🏛novice 👶👶like you 🖕think 🤔that you actually have an understanding 🤓💡💡because of the fact you pay attention 📰📰📰once every 2️⃣or 4️⃣years👊🖕👊. Yeah 👍👍👍👍👍keep dreaming💤💤💤😴💤💤💤. 👴🏻TRUMP👴🏻💯💯💯 👍👌😻could easily come 💦out and say🗣🗣🗣 that having the debate⚔ 👍👴🏻👍👎🏻👵🏻👎🏻during the loving👉👌 NFL 🏉🏉🏉🏉finals limit❌‼️ exposure to the American 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸people👪👩👩👦👨👨👦👨👩👧👦👨👩👧👦👨👨👧, and that as a true 💯believer in democracy ☑️☑️📝🏛🏃🏃🏃he feels that the American 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸people 👫👬👭should be given the best 👌chance to hear 👂🏻👂🏼👂🏽👂🏾👂🏿the information 📖📘📰📻📺necessary for them making their democratic 🐴🐴decision👴🏻👍👍👍👍👍. And that he doesn't know ❌❌🙋🏻🙋🏻🙋🏻why Hillary 👵🏻👿👿👿Clinton👎🏻👎🏻🖕💩💩💩💩 doesn't want 😡😡😡to make the time⏱⏲🕰 to reach a large 💯💯💯💯💯national 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸audience 📺📻to inform them about what she wants to do for the county🔥🇺🇸🔥. And why she would purposely 😈😈😈choose the date 📆that forces the American🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 people to make a choice🤔🤔🤔 between watching the final game🏉🏉 of the series they've been🕵📺 watching all month🗓🗓, and informing 📰🗞📖🎙📺themselves on the difference 👴🏻➖👵🏻between the Candidates👴🏻👵🏻? #Yeah, I guess politics🏛 shouldn't be commented on by people😪😪😪 who have no ❌loving👉👌🍆🍆🍆 idea 💡💡what they are talking about🖕🖕🖕🖕👊👊👊👊🖕🖕🖕🖕.
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fart blood posted:Who the gently caress has heard Trump at all recently and thought "ah, that's better"? Economic speech wasn't a complete trainwreck (in terms of staying on message) and yuge tax cuts for all will make America great again.
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DrPlump posted:#Lol😂😂😂😂, when it comes💦💦 to politics 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🏛 I'm in the 🔝1️⃣%of understanding🤔🤔💡. I've been watching 📺📺🎞political 👴🏻👵🏻👱🏻coverage 📰📡📺every week📆🗓 since I was👦🏻 1️⃣4️⃣loving 👉👌years 🗓🗓old. But political🇺🇸🇺🇸 🏛novice 👶👶like you 🖕think 🤔that you actually have an understanding 🤓💡💡because of the fact you pay attention 📰📰📰once every 2️⃣or 4️⃣years👊🖕👊. Yeah 👍👍👍👍👍keep dreaming💤💤💤😴💤💤💤. 👴🏻TRUMP👴🏻💯💯💯 👍👌😻could easily come 💦out and say🗣🗣🗣 that having the debate⚔ 👍👴🏻👍👎🏻👵🏻👎🏻during the loving👉👌 NFL 🏉🏉🏉🏉finals limit❌‼️ exposure to the American 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸people👪👩👩👦👨👨👦👨👩👧👦👨👩👧👦👨👨👧, and that as a true 💯believer in democracy ☑️☑️📝🏛🏃🏃🏃he feels that the American 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸people 👫👬👭should be given the best 👌chance to hear 👂🏻👂🏼👂🏽👂🏾👂🏿the information 📖📘📰📻📺necessary for them making their democratic 🐴🐴decision👴🏻👍👍👍👍👍. And that he doesn't know ❌❌🙋🏻🙋🏻🙋🏻why Hillary 👵🏻👿👿👿Clinton👎🏻👎🏻🖕💩💩💩💩 doesn't want 😡😡😡to make the time⏱⏲🕰 to reach a large 💯💯💯💯💯national 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸audience 📺📻to inform them about what she wants to do for the county🔥🇺🇸🔥. And why she would purposely 😈😈😈choose the date 📆that forces the American🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 people to make a choice🤔🤔🤔 between watching the final game🏉🏉 of the series they've been🕵📺 watching all month🗓🗓, and informing 📰🗞📖🎙📺themselves on the difference 👴🏻➖👵🏻between the Candidates👴🏻👵🏻? 
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more convincing if the republicans hadnt nominated Donald loving Trump for president
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DrPlump posted:#Lol😂😂😂😂, There's a cap on emoticons-per-post for a reason
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Re: Mormon chat. Why do you guys think they're generally still #nevertrump, but evangelicals have embraced him? I mean, besides evangelicals' complete moral vacuity.
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Note boldface. He was an important enough reporter in college that Fox News wanted to spy on him?
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so the Evan McMullin thing is happening for real? He is gonna play GOP spoiler? This owns.
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Slate Action posted:People have been acting like it's been long enough since the DNC to say that Clinton's bounce won't go away, but I don't agree. I'm not 100% in agreement with this anymore. State level polling is a little too strong. We're probably heading for something more in the 6 range. One weekly tracker showing tightening doesn't jive with this week state level polling showing Missouri competitive and Clinton ahead in Georgia and NC
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