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DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


MassRafTer posted:

Tonight at 8 pm, the legendary poop feud begins. Be there.

I'm so in on this

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OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
MRT any plans for what happens when SD moves into challenge Nitro head to head?

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

exploding mummy posted:

MRT any plans for what happens when SD moves into challenge Nitro head to head?

Naitch and I have decided no one watches SD.

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


what are we clickign to get in on this, that sync link in your OP?

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

DJExile posted:

what are we clickign to get in on this, that sync link in your OP?

http://www.psp-tv.com/r/BadMoviesWorseWrestling

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007



im in, thanks :toot:

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Last week: NO POOP

This week: LOTS OF POOP

The Kevin Nash/What Up Mach feud is getting crazy! How will they take it to the next level? I think you know! It starts TONIGHT!

Curt Hennig said he doesn't like rap. Is this going somewhere? It might... TONIGHT!

We had to watch 4 hours of Eric Bischoff redemption video packages, hopefully we don't have to TONIGHT!

TONIGHT'S CARD

HAK VS KID MAN

VAN HAMMER VS EVAN KARAGIAS

Rey Mysterio and Konnan vs Curt Hennig and Bobby Duncum Jr

ERIK WATTS VS DAVID FLAIR

The Cat vs Scott Norton

RANDY SAVAGE VS KEVIN NASH FOR THE WCW TITLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DDP and Bam Bam Bigelow vs Raven and Saturn for the WCW TAG TEAM TITLES

BOBBY EATON VS BUFF BAGWELL

Rick Steiner vs Sting for the TV Title!

Plus so much more including the return of Eddy Guerrero, a HUGE debut and poop!

7:30 pre show, 8 PM Nitro only in The XXX Porn Wrestling on the Other Station

http://www.psp-tv.com/r/BadMoviesWorseWrestling

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


I'm so glad the Cat/Norton thing is ongoing :munch:

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!
If the only way I can see Scott Norton is by also seeing the Cat, I'll take it.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
You've already missed Tank Abbott and the announcement that Sting vs Rick Steiner will be a shoot cage match.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Last week: Tank Abbott debuted! Kevin Nash sprayed poop all over Team Madness! Rick Steiner and Sting had a shoot rules cage match!

This week: RANDY SAVAGE GOES FOR POOP REVENGE!!!!!!!!!

Also:

Hak vs Prince Iaukea

Lenny Lane vs Scotty Riggs

DDP and Bam Bam Bigelow vs Ric Flair and Chris Benoit for the Tag Titles

La Parka and Silver King vs Ciclope and Damian in a Tag Team Hardcore Match

The Cat vs Horace

Bobby Duncum Jr vs Rey Mysterio Jr

Disco Inferno vs Buff Bagwell

Randy Savage vs Sting

Plus Eric Bischoff spoils the Higher Power and ONE OF THE MOST LEGENDARY SEGMENTS IN NITRO HISTORY!

Pre show at 7:30, Nitro at 8! Who cares about the draft, WE HAVE POOP FEUD!

http://www.psp-tv.com/r/BadMoviesWorseWrestling

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Smackdown lost the brand war. Don't watch a loser show, tune in to a winner, tune in to Nitro!

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
THE GREAT AMERICAN BASH '99! The Great American Bash started out as WCW's biggest and best tour/PPV, surely this show will continue that proud tradition!

OPENING MATCH
Hak vs Brian Knobs

SPECIAL VAN HAMMER MATCH
Van Hammer vs Mikey Whipwreck

RETURN MATCH
Disco Inferno vs Buff Bagwell

TAG TEAM GRUDGE MATCH
The No Limit Soldiers vs The West Texas Rednecks

REGULAR GRUDGE MATCH
The Cat vs Horace Hogan

CONTROL OF WCW RETURN MATCH
Ric Flair vs Roddy Piper

FALLS COUNT ANYWHERE MATCH
Rick Steiner vs Sting

TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH
The Jersey Triad vs Chris Benoit and Saturn (c)

ULTIMATE GRUDGE MATCH FOR THE WCW WORLD TITLE
Randy "Macho Man Savage" vs Kevin Nash

You'll get to see all of these matches, complete with clean decisive finishes tomorrow night at 8 PM!

http://www.psp-tv.com/r/BadMoviesWorseWrestling

Pre-Show at 7:30

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


MassRafTer posted:

You'll get to see all of these matches, complete with clean decisive finishes tomorrow night at 8 PM!

http://www.psp-tv.com/r/BadMoviesWorseWrestling

Pre-Show at 7:30

Tonight, i assume you mean?

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!
Yeah, he must have copypasted from his post in the PSPTV thread yesterday. I have a ton of poo poo to do before I leave on vacation tomorrow but I want to Nitro so hard tonight.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

DJExile posted:

Tonight, i assume you mean?

Yep!

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Last week: The Great American Bash featured two DQs in main events, dogs doing a run in and so much more!

This week: The fallout!

Macho Man thinks he is the uncrowned champ, what will he do to Big Sexy?

Sid Vicious debuted and joined Team Madness, was he behind the wheel of the WHITE HUMMER?

Roddy Piper joined Ric Flair, what the gently caress is going on there?

Also:

Brian Adams and Vincent vs The West Texas Rednecks

Hugh Morrus vs Kidman

The Cat vs Scott Norton

Disco Inferno vs Van Hammer

Fit Finlay vs Brian Knobbs

Kanyon, DDP, Ric Flair and Roddy Piper vs Chris Benoit, Dean Malenko, Saturn and Buff Bagwell

Hak vs Rick Steiner for the TV Title

La Parka and Psychosis vs Rey Mysterio and Konnan

Kevin Nash vs Sid Vicious for the WCW World Title

AND SO MUCH MORE!

Tune in at 7:30 PM for a special pre show, 8 PM for Nitro!

http://www.psp-tv.com/r/BadMoviesWorseWrestling

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


MassRafTer posted:

La Parka and Psychosis vs Rey Mysterio and Konnan

This alone sounds loving awesome

ALso there is no way that 8-man tag isn't going to be a mess :munch:

ChrisBTY
Mar 29, 2012

this glorious monument

Holy poo poo it's SID.
Screw the Monday Night Wars. That poo poo is over. We got SID.
You know. SID. The guy who packed the Alamo Dome against that chump Shawn Micheals in 1997 when WWF was at the height of its powers.
loving SID! The guy who was nowhere to be seen in WCW during the height of the nWo or the WWF during the height of the Attitude Era.
SID! He's tall. He does the Power Bomb. It's like having 2 Kevin Nash's on the roster! Who wouldn't want 2 Kevin Nashes on a roster. Well his hair isn't as perfect as Nash's, so it's more like 1.25 Kevin Nashes. But who wouldn't want 1.25 Kevin Nashes. At such a reasonable price I'm sure.
SID! The guy who has never failed to save the day when a wrestling company needed him the most!
gently caress those young vanilla midgets, we got SID!
SID! Where was Goldberg at the last PPV. Who loving cares, we got SID!
SID! He wrestles! He plays softball! Who wouldn't want a 2-sport athlete on their roster? If softball was a major professional sport he'd be the Bo Jackson of pro wrestling!
SID! Master of the Universe! Master of Coupons!
SID!

1st AD
Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PKNN0fkoP18

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Tune in for My Main Main Sycho Sid Vicious.

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer
I think my favorite part is how the No Limit Soldiers/Rednecks angle is instantly dead. It's 1999, audiences will pop for just about anything happening at first. But the instant Master P starts shouting "Hootie Hoo!", crickets.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

Maxwell Lord posted:

I think my favorite part is how the No Limit Soldiers/Rednecks angle is instantly dead. It's 1999, audiences will pop for just about anything happening at first. But the instant Master P starts shouting "Hootie Hoo!", crickets.

My favorite part is BA but he hasn't debuted yet.

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!
The best thing about the NLS vs. the West Texas Rednecks was how the Rednecks were supposed to be racist heels, but that doesn't work when a) they're vastly outnumbered by a horde of sorta-uniformed, faceless goons we've never seen before, b) WCW likely had an older, more rural audience than WWF, and c) Master P is really loving obnoxious. Then "Rap is Crap" started getting airplay on country stations and they had to flip it.

I'm still amazed at how much money they blew on the angle. Besides what they were paying Master P per-appearance, didn't Swole have like a $300k contract? Maybe that was over three years and they released him long before they'd paid out, but that's still a ton of money for another nobody that nobody remembers.

I remember absolutely hating the No Limit Soldiers, in a "get off my screen" sense. It's like they hired a bunch of nobodies from outside an already overstuffed company, to do all the things that the company was already doing wrong. A dozen guys running in to kill the momentum of a match, at least once every Nitro. Ugh. IIRC I was getting fed up with WWF having Corporation mass beatdowns several times every Monday night, too.

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


I'm still completely loving stunned that 8-man tag ended in a clean finish.

ChrisBTY
Mar 29, 2012

this glorious monument

Halloween Jack posted:

The best thing about the NLS vs. the West Texas Rednecks was how the Rednecks were supposed to be racist heels, but that doesn't work when a) they're vastly outnumbered by a horde of sorta-uniformed, faceless goons we've never seen before, b) WCW likely had an older, more rural audience than WWF, and c) Master P is really loving obnoxious. Then "Rap is Crap" started getting airplay on country stations and they had to flip it.

I'm still amazed at how much money they blew on the angle. Besides what they were paying Master P per-appearance, didn't Swole have like a $300k contract? Maybe that was over three years and they released him long before they'd paid out, but that's still a ton of money for another nobody that nobody remembers.

I remember absolutely hating the No Limit Soldiers, in a "get off my screen" sense. It's like they hired a bunch of nobodies from outside an already overstuffed company, to do all the things that the company was already doing wrong. A dozen guys running in to kill the momentum of a match, at least once every Nitro. Ugh. IIRC I was getting fed up with WWF having Corporation mass beatdowns several times every Monday night, too.

The No-Limit Soldiers, along with DJ Ran and Ricki Rachtman seemed to be another attempt by Bischoff to distance the company from its rural roots. It obviously didn't work. Just like marginalizing Flair didn't work.
Given that WCW's rural audience is the type to willingly listen to "Rap is Crap" I can't really blame him for wanting to put some distance there.

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!
Also I'd like to see La Parka and/or Scott Norton win a match some time. Just throwing that out there.

HOTLANTA MAN
Jul 4, 2010

by Hand Knit
Lipstick Apathy
The Four Figure 4s spot in that eight man tag was legit awesome.

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer
I can imagine how doing a hip hop angle looked good on paper, rap was increasingly popular and wrestling was as mainstream as it was gonna get in '99. But they spent way too much money and P is so bad on the mic.

I'm not even sure how much the Rednecks being outnumbered and the song being popular even mattered- the No Limit Soldiers are dead in their very first segment.

rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011


HOTLANTA MAN posted:

The Four Figure 4s spot in that eight man tag was legit awesome.

The 8-man was the kind of segment that in 2016 would cause goons to go "Ok, Nitro was bad, but oh man that 8-man tag was really fun and I can't wait for The Buff Horsemen to win all the titles."

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
HM: The Buff Horsemen vs The Can-Jersey Horsemen

ChrisBTY
Mar 29, 2012

this glorious monument

Wait, why was there a lawsuit threatened over the last episode?

rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011


ChrisBTY posted:

Wait, why was there a lawsuit threatened over the last episode?

Almost certainly Sable.

SLUM KING
Nov 16, 2011

Cuz they planted Sable in the crowd and put her on camera while she was under contract to WWF.

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


and it wasn't just a one-time thing. They cut to her at least 3-4 times and stayed on her for a long time, as she looked anywhere from happy to pretty uncomfortable. The whole thing was creepy and surreal.

ChrisBTY
Mar 29, 2012

this glorious monument

I would have known that had I remembered Sable was even on the show.
But everything about that Nitro was so forgettable (excluding the 8 man tag match, which may be the highlight of Buff's career) that it just kinda slid off my brain.

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer

DJExile posted:

and it wasn't just a one-time thing. They cut to her at least 3-4 times and stayed on her for a long time, as she looked anywhere from happy to pretty uncomfortable. The whole thing was creepy and surreal.

She was also visible from the hard camera IIRC.

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


how much SID! are we getting tonight? :munch:

rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011


DJExile posted:

how much SID! are we getting tonight? :munch:

Not enough.

You can never have enough SID!

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MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Last week: Sid! SABLE! BLACK HUMMERS!

This week: Will Master P sell out the Super Dome?

What will Sable do?

WHY WAS STING DRIVING A BLACK HUMMER? DOES HE ALSO OWN A WHITE HUMMER?

Kidman vs Psychosis

Lenny Lane vs Meng

Juventud Guerrera vs Eddy Guerrero!

PRINCE IAUKEA VS THE CAT

Kanyon vs Booker T

Ric Flair and Roddy Piper vs Buff Bagwell

Rey Mysterio Jr and Konnan vs The Jersey Triad for the Tag Titles

Sid Vicious vs Possible Hummer Owner Sting

http://www.psp-tv.com/r/BadMoviesWorseWrestling

Tune in at 7:30 PM for the pre show featuring the ESW documentary and lots of ESW bumpers! 8 PM for Nitro!

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