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Kurieg posted:Previous censuses were just demographic data and nothing specifically tying information to a single person was maintained. This one is recording specific information about individuals including their full legal name, and last I checked they were being stored in plaintext on their servers. I'm not seeing the evil. A facebook account reveals more about you.
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Telemaze posted:I'm a ma'am, not a sir. You're really bad at this, Bloody Hedgehog. Sir, you're getting hysterical.
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Aug 9, 2016 22:27
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:The-People-Who-Have-No-Concept-Of-Ownership-But-Spend-A-Lot-Of-Time-Talking-About-What's-Theirs I always suspected that's what they were squeaking about.
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Aug 9, 2016 22:30
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I am a transcontinental demi-pangeic and this thread is realy triggering me right now.
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Met posted:I'm not seeing the evil. A facebook account reveals more about you. And not everyone has a facebook account? Also they were going to fine people $180 a day for not participating?
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Aug 9, 2016 22:32
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Decrepus posted:triggering Hahahahgaha! Lol
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Aug 9, 2016 22:33
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I feel like this in reverse would be A Good Thing.
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Aug 9, 2016 22:53
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FlyinPingu posted:what's so hard to comprehend about First Peoples being a good label for the native populations throughout the entire world I wouldn't want to use a blanket term for the entire world, since the experiences of different native groups haven't all been the same and can't really be painted with a broad brush without committing some historical gaffes. The Maori and the Cree aren't exactly brothers when it comes to their history.
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Aug 9, 2016 22:54
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Telemaze posted:I'm a ma'am, not a sir. You're really bad at this, Bloody Hedgehog. We need a way to identify gender and race through the internet. What do you propose, Telemaze?
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Aug 9, 2016 22:58
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Chichevache posted:We need a way to identify gender and race through the internet. What do you propose, Telemaze? I think some sort of scanner that you press your genitals against would be a good start. If my iPad responds to my fingerprints, genitalprinting technology must be within our grasp.
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Aug 9, 2016 23:04
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I'm 25, my pants are around my ankles and I am furiously trying to escape my phones lock screen by rubbing my cock furiously across the screen. After ten miniutes, an alert comes up informing me I may have testicular cancer
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Aug 9, 2016 23:09
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Trig Discipline posted:I think some sort of scanner that you press your genitals against would be a good start. If my iPad responds to my fingerprints, genitalprinting technology must be within our grasp. I was going to suggest we each have little badges next to our usernames.
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Aug 9, 2016 23:20
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Sinners Sandwich posted:I'm 25, my pants are around my ankles and I am furiously trying to escape my phones lock screen by rubbing my cock furiously across the screen. After ten miniutes, an alert comes up informing me I may have testicular cancer It's cold out and my phone doesn't recognize my junk. Half naked standing in the street screaming about not being able to log into Pokémon Go.
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Aug 9, 2016 23:22
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Aug 9, 2016 23:43
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Eeeeeeeewwwwwwwwww!
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Aug 9, 2016 23:58
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You didn't.
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Aug 10, 2016 00:01
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Solice Kirsk posted:It's cold out and my phone doesn't recognize my junk. Half naked standing in the street screaming about not being able to log into Pokémon Go.
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Aug 10, 2016 00:08
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Would that work if that's the appendage you used to set it up?
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Solice Kirsk posted:It's cold out and my phone doesn't recognize my junk. Half naked standing in the street screaming about not being able to log into Pokémon Go. This indicates a whole new market for battery-powered genital heaters. Eventually the Chinese will flood the market with cheap ones that explode all over your crotch.
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Aug 10, 2016 00:13
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Memento posted:Would that work if that's the appendage you used to set it up? code:
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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:Eventually the Chinese will flood the market with cheap ones that explode all over your crotch. I see you're familiar with the Hong Kong dating scene.
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Aug 10, 2016 00:26
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so that's what Brian Boitano would do.
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Data Graham posted:
My wife and I were discussing this and we were wondering if you can use your tongue to activate a smartphone touchscreen, and it turns out that yes you can. Maybe don't try that just after you've unlocked it with your dick, I dunno.
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Aug 10, 2016 00:37
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Trig Discipline posted:I think some sort of scanner that you press your genitals against would be a good start. Wait I thought that's what the weird slot/tray thing on the front of a computer is for. 
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Chichevache posted:We need a way to identify gender and race through the internet. What do you propose, Telemaze? I know you're trying to be cute here, but since you asked: I propose that people stop assuming. Especially before they talk poo poo to other posters about "noble savages". In the post of mine that Bloody Hedgehog responded to it was pretty obvious I was speaking as a Native American. And if you really read that as me being offended that I got called sir, I don't even know what to tell you.
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Aug 10, 2016 01:42
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Kurieg posted:Thank you for some funny schaden in which no one dies and the person involved laughs at their own misfortune. Actually, he was throwing the rope to a drowning orphan. 
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Aug 10, 2016 01:49
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Say Nothing posted:Actually, he was throwing the rope to a drowning orphan. That's the worst attempt at a Triple Lindy I've ever seen.
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Aug 10, 2016 02:05
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That can't have been fun. At least she didn't Greg Louganis herself.
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Aug 10, 2016 02:06
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She'll never sleep with that hot English professor now
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http://www.abajournal.com/news/article/lawyer_who_won_9b_chevron_judgment_cant_collect_it_2nd_circuit_upholds_rico/ Steven Donziger, noted scam artist and racketeer, got the RICO judgement against him upheld.  The entire judgement can be read here and, while long, is considerably interesting reading, describing how Donziger and his buddies set up this huge scheme to defraud Chevron out of billions of dollars, which fell apart upon the most cursory examination.
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Telemaze posted:I actually am one of those "noble savages" you stupid gently caress. Telemaize.
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Telemaze posted:Honestly I think most of the terms are fine. First Nations, Native American, American Indian, whatever. I usually call myself (capital-N) Native American and I've never had anyone, Native or not, think it's inappropriate. Except some goons I guess? I mean, I'm not going to tell anyone what words to use because, well, none of it applies to me. I'm not saying that First Peoples is the ~correct~ term or that the other ones are offensive or anything either, I just find people getting worked up over it bizarre.
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FlyinPingu posted:I just find people getting worked up over it bizarre. Maybe you've been talking to Terse Peoples by mistake?
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So I guess there's worse things you can get covered with on a Russian road than yellow paint. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=25Xkk__lnCI
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StarMinstrel posted:I feel like this in reverse would be A Good Thing. 
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mind the walrus posted:Now you've got me curious about British law for this sort-of thing. Not really the thread but it's broadly similar to the US, it requires resistance to breaking the law to be overcome to qualify as entrapment. Not that it matters, because without a valid chain of evidence (and given these clowns can't work out what way a camera goes I think it's pretty unlikely that they'll have mastered that) the whole thing is inadmissible in court. However it's probably still enough for Plod to have a chat, and criminals are notoriously bad at not incriminating themselves, so it's likely they've probably got a half-decent success rate.
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goddamnedtwisto posted:Not really the thread but it's broadly similar to the US, it requires resistance to breaking the law to be overcome to qualify as entrapment. Thanks that's awesome. 3000 years from now taking place in 1x10^-4000 miliseconds on a picocircuit "Great^5 Grandpabot, do we have any records of our proud forebearers and how our creators utilized them?" /accesses then immediately cordons off .gif "No, no I'm afraid those records were lost to time."
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